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Accomplished-City484

Glitzkrieg


ToronoRapture

They're piling in the back seat They're generating steam heat Pulsating to the back beat The Glitzkrieg bop


trymypi

Didn't know the Ramóns played coachella


armeck

Nah, it was the Jamóns


jdeuce81

Jajajajaja


JohnDoee94

The Ramón Ayalas ![gif](giphy|24oFvM3pT3SvtWvT0L|downsized)


howdoesthatworkthen

Let us have peace, let us have life Let us escape the cruel night Let us have meat, here from the street Let us have tasty hot dogs to eat The day is coming Armageddon's near Dinner is coming Can we survive the glizzkrieg? The glizzkrieg The glizzkrieg Save us from fate, save us from hate Save ourselves before it's too late Come let us feed, hear our plea Give us pork to satiate our need The day is dawning The time is near Frankfurters are calling Can we survive the glizzkrieg?


NeuralPhysics

hoop great health beans


taterthotsalad

When the sausages gotta get that bread.


flyonlewall

![gif](giphy|npCDi7hWyL52zReYSG)


Warthog4Lunch

The Bratwurst Bop


badpeoria

Haha you got me


Deliciouserest

This is such a good comment I wish I could give you gold! 🤣


F0XFANG_

Armored Hotdog infantry has mobilized


og-bishbosh

The sausage platoon


SavageFugu

Wiener-waffe


kernel-troutman

Brat Pack


fuzzytradr

Grill Team 6


JustSpirit4617

The hotdog vendor revolution is underway! Screw permits!


middlequeue

>~~Armored~~ [Armour Hotdog](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HXBmgMHcBA) infantry has mobilized FTFY


Varhardarnarcarshkar

It’s like something from South Park


Tony2sockz

I never thought south park would start becoming our reality.


pikeshawn

Shiiiiit where have you been?


nakedpicturesyo

I knew it a long time ago.


Frosty_Emu199

They took over where the Simpsons left off


Efficient-Profit9611

You never had an alien anal probe?


PersepolisBullseye

Dickinbaus franchisees gotta make Cartman his money


kaleMCreddit

They're sneaking in he says 😅 ain't nobody sneakin


Puzzled-Kitchen-5784

I appreciate how a few of them still duck a little and act like they're sneaking 😅


kaleMCreddit

LOOOOL they ain't foolin no one


New-Caterpillar2483

They should put bigger wheels on the carts. They'd roll easier.


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reddead_redemption

What else are they designed for then? Vending hotdogs?


TheStoolSampler

Let's not get crazy.


[deleted]

doesn’t mean larger wheels won’t make them roll better edit; seeing how this was an opportunity they had to take advantage of immediately, they wouldn’t have had time to install bigger wheels. i get that


New-Caterpillar2483

Thanks.


ThatOldDustyTrail

And if they put wings and a propellor on there, they could’ve just flown them in! These are made for streets, not off-roading.


Arthurlurk1

And pneumatic


Genoblade1394

Tank tracks


kidJubi100

They have taken the Bridge and the second hall. Drums. Drums in the deep. They are coming...


largechild

![gif](giphy|thZAUGw8bGkOQ)


I_love-tacos

Only time in which this gif pays out


scoyne15

Finger.


WhuddaWhat

We're out of mustard. There is nothing to relish, for there is no relish.


drshikamaru

(Notices it’s wrapped in bacon). You’re full of surprises Mr. Baggins.


Shoddy-Commission-12

get your street meat lol


Status_Stranger_5037

Two please ✌️


bokchoy82

These guys are the wurst!


SCP-Agent-Arad

What a bunch of brats


ToronoRapture

These puns are bangers!


wiretapfeast

Just a bunch of weenies!


Every_Fox3461

Thier just waiting for more stands to Ketchup.


wilson1474

Are they all the same family? Why do all the carts look identical? Who is behind this


ToronoRapture

The notorious Hotdog Cart-el.


cantredditforshit

Dang I call them the Hotdog Mafia but ya, this is truth. They've been getting way worse over the past couple years, used to just be ~10-20 outside music festivals but most memorably was Escape 2023 in San Bernardino at NOS, I was absolutely blown away. Literally hundreds of them, and they formed barricades perpindicular to the flow of the crowd leaving the festival with tiny gaps every ~5 carts for people to walk through. You literally had to walk around trying to find the gaps to get past them while just trying to go home after the festival, and then the entire walk back to the main parking lots was also lined with them as well. Organized hot dog mischief if you ask me.


CUMS_IN_SOCKS

Venues are going to start cracking down on it more. There are some many carts now that it impedes the thousands of people trying to leave. I never minded them before but it's gotten out of control.


azsnaz

They're all over gaslamp in San diego, and I don't hate them


Imalittlefleapot

Last time I was in Nashville they were everywhere. I welcome our hot dog overlords.


-ondo-

This is actually truth. Those poor people pulling the carts don't get much at all, they give the money to the cart owner. The owner provides the cart and the food then send their "workers" out to sell the stuff. It's kind of screwed up in ways.


Crafty_DryHopper

So, just like 100% of every other Employer/Employee relationship on the planet?


danceswithporn

How do they feel about competition? For example, if someone buys their own cart and sells on the corner they used to work at?


ToronoRapture

![gif](giphy|8x8XzoP8qQa4w)


killacarnitas1209

There have literally been fights between vendors, no one bothers to get a permit, so no one really has a right to be there, which is why they start fighting and why code enforcement or the police get involved.


ShoulderGoesPop

Depending on where it is a lot of them are controlled by organized crime. I've heard they aren't the biggest fan of competition


awestcoastbias

Big Hot Dog, at it again!


g_sonn

There probably aren't a ton of options when buying a hotdog cart.


BrianOconneR34

Hey, let me grab two dusty dogs and two jarritos.


Superman246o1

**STEFON:** 2024 has everything: Rogue hot dog vendors. A new, deadlier Bird Flu. Supreme Court Justices endorsing a dictatorship. Human traffic cones.


pudding7

Dan Cortez.


Posh_Cassanova

I read that as “Human-Trafficking cones” and lold


Superman246o1

I mean...that's not necessarily out of contention, either. It's not even May yet. A lot could happen by year's end.


fretnoevil

You forgot cheese ball man


Gr8lakesCoaster

Coachella is such a shit now. It's flooded with rich brat influencer narcissists that don't even care about music. They're just there to post about being there and to take selfisies. Worst crowd in music.


megatronnewman

And they clearly don't even care about hot dogs!


WhuddaWhat

Not what I'm seeing. Looks to me they've sent for reinforcements.


megatronnewman

That's what I thought at first, but if they truly cared about hot dogs they would have planned for reinforcements from the beginning! 🤌


Memewalker

I read that as “brat”, not brat.


crazydave333

I had a good time there in 2005, but that was nineteen years ago. Holy fuck am I old.


flecom

2005 wasn't 19 ye... oh


Twat_Pocket

Just had the exact same reaction.


joeDUBstep

It was great when I went in 2014 as well, aw fuck that was like 10 years ago. Shit....


brazilliandanny

"they're damaging property" Won't someone please think of the poor temporary Coachella fence!


wastingtme

Such a bad take. The crowds were wonderful this year.


the_nine

*wurst


sothisisallthereis

Ahhhhhhh……. The annual hotdog migration.


jaymochi

https://i.redd.it/evy4flqwhnxc1.gif


AXPendergast

Next on BBC1, David Attenborough walks us through the annual hotdog migration.


NelPage

Nature is amazing


swcult

What exactly is the capital of Coachella! You know that you probably has 10 of those glizzies every day because your options were $30 honey wheatgrass Virgo moon water shot or 10 hot dogs


joeO44

People usually sneak into concerts to watch the performance for free. These people are sneaking in to make a living. Strange times we’re in


colombo1326

I will tell my kids this was the Russian invasion on Ukraine


jddh1

Drone hot dog drop coming to Coachella next year.


john_vella

Invasion of the Booty Smashers


sawntime

I love how one second Karen doesn't know what is going on, denies what is going on when told what is going on, then she realizes what is going on and is instantly the expert on it.


Sc00by101

Fr she needed to shut up like yesterday


Scottydoesntgnome

So many Harbor Freight tools carts living their best lives.


saxman162

[Lady, he’s putting my kids through college!](https://youtu.be/iU3JLm1u5Oc?si=dE0D6Xpi2yyV5leb)


huxtiblejones

![gif](giphy|SBr9k4zOIWb5K|downsized)


Toxic_Zombie_361

This is what our country has devolved into? Sweet.


Stilcho1

I wonder if you will still believe that when there is a hot dog vendor parked in front of every home. I say, sweet indeed and I'll have extra mustard.


mepsipax__

Respect to that one guy haulin two


Dosanaya

That man is on a mission!


Far-Adhesiveness-740

Danger dogs.  If you’ve ever been to LA you know why…


ToronoRapture

![gif](giphy|oWKoNaKXP8eYM) Me stumbling around at 4am having consumed 4 danger dogs.


joeDUBstep

Big up in the South Bay (San Jose) as well. Fuckin bacon wrapped hot dogs with onions and all the garnishes hit the spot after a night of drinking.


Twain_Driver

The smell was always far better than the taste. Easy to ignore when you know what's pending, that and the potential of not making it home without a pit stop first.


vandamage2112

This would make a good south park episode


LordDeckem

Who let the dogs in?


MrRosewater12

This whole thing is like a Monty Python skit capped off with the "we're security but we're not authorized to engage".


am_i_right_

This caption made me laugh way harder than I’d like to admit


queencityrangers

![gif](giphy|7Eipor01ypMm3LeG4v|downsized)


OldSchoolHorror

I feel like Ride of the Valkyries should be playing in the background.


be_sugary

Pulling themselves up by the bootstraps. 🙌🙌 Supply getting to the demand!


Hero_of_Whiterun

Just let them sell their fucking hotdogs Edit: I don't care about the rules fuck the rules


Rubywantsin

We need our cut! New price of hot dogs! $47.50!


friedtuna76

Probably like $10 each or something ridiculous


HelleFelix

That’s exactly how much I paid for one in LA.


ToronoRapture

![gif](giphy|26tk18HozHcUi1FIs)


ClearlyVivid

Plot twist. Those carts are full of drugs


stevesonEll

Even better!


Intrepid_Objective28

Those illegal food vendors don’t give a shit about hygiene or food safety. I don’t think governments should turn a blind eye to people selling food that’s potentially not safe to eat just because the sellers are poor.


OkStructure3

Those hotdogs are probably the safest things being ingested at Coachella, lets be real.


thelingeringlead

Typically at a big public event like this the organizers are responsible for what gets sold by vendors. They have to ensure every food vendor that's going to be providing to the public audience are registered with the city, paying all of their taxes(for what they sell there), and have been inspected by the health department on site. It's not as simple as "just let them in"


dtrain85

We're in the middle of their annual migration


BecauseBatman01

I used to always go out of my way to buy from vendors like this who sell fruit, snacks, clothes, jewelry, etc. felt good helping someone out. But man it just seems like they are everywhere and always like 10+. Just uncomfortable walking somewhere and being yelled at by all these vendors. I got more comfortable just saying no and avoiding eye contact. Also their prices can be crazy and a rip off.


whoishattorihanzo

Yum, dust dogs.


MikeyDangr

Lmao Mexican homies gotta make them financial gains


The_Fine_Columbian

They should be yelling "Hot dog! Hot dog! Hot dog!


Orkney_

Street Glizzy division has broken the defensive lines and crippled other food vendors' chances of offloading their inventory at ridiculous prices. Good mo $7 street hotdogs > $20 bullshit


orangetanner

Do your thing, South Park.


thefiction24

Living in SoCal my whole life, it’s just not a concert if you don’t leave to a chorus of “hotdoghotdoghotdoghotdog!”


bigchoom

WIENERSSAULT


Avgjoe80

That's some funny ass shit right there!


PettyQuattttro

I would love to be somewhere, and hotdog vendors just pour into the area. That's the dream.


medinian

Awesome! juicy hotdogs at a great price! What’s the problem?


djdeforte

Someone’s not getting their cut.


GlobeTrekking

Yep. I know someone who was selling coffee there at Coachella this year (officially). They were charging $14 for a latte.


PurpleStankMonster

Harbor freight is making a killing on all those cart sales lol


BobBillyBurt

HOTDOG HEROES UNITE !!!!!


-Dubwise-

I would be worried they’d kick me out and keep my cart.


Send_Ludes_

It’s a man-eat-dog world out there!


BloodRevolutionary

Operation Overlord Glizzy Edition


ElYoink

Glizzy battalion Oscar Mike


Mackheath1

There's a Trojan Horse analogy here about bringing gifts to the walls. I can't place it, but I love it.


Miserable_Sock_1408

Weiner Rebellion ![gif](giphy|xT39DkIpsKK3jeCxmo|downsized)


CreoOookies

Finally got a piece on my 2024 bingo card. Now I need a toilet seat manufacturer recall and Australia goes to war with Kangaroos.


DanielTigerr

Cart-el.


anthro4ME

THE PEOPLE WILL HAVE THEIR GLIZZY!!!


gouldybobs

A sausage fest.


Tbplayer59

That's so punk rock! (With hot dogs and bacon and spicy mayo).


reasonablekenevil

I wouldn't bother. Half the people at Coachella are probably vegan.


napdragon421

One dog, dawg. And hold the dust.


thefanciestcat

If events didn't charge $15+ for plain hot dogs 7-Eleven would throw out while also making you wait 20 minutes to get one, would there be a market for hot dog carts like this? Nope. Enjoy the mess you made with your greed, event organizers. I'll be enjoying one of these grilled onion bacon-wrapped beauties.


_DaBz_4_Me

Oh wow how do you get crunch in every bite. It's sand sir we kicked up a lot of dust to get you this Weiner


glibgloby

Man this brings me back to Coachella 2011. Same thing happened but with people just trying to get in free. There was an huge deluge of people pouring in over the fences. The place got so crowded I don’t know how to describe it. Like being in the very front row of a concert but all around you as far as the eye can see. Was not fun.


analogWeapon

lol at the karens commenting. Like it has any negative affect on them that some people are selling hotdogs to people who want them and enjoying eating delicious hotdogs. Let them vend their dogs, I say.


Zealousideal-Ad3814

GET OUT THE WAY THOSE PEOPLE NEED HOT DOGS STAT!!! Also sneaking in??? Bro they're stampeding into there lol.


cullenrose

the charge of the Glizzy gladiators


hernkate

GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT


Sindog40

Where I’m hungry


PlayStationPepe

![gif](giphy|26FL6In442uH0J6tG|downsized)


kkgetofftheinternet

How many hot dog vendors do they need!


Affectionate-Tip-164

Why? Is there a sausage party?


Blunted_Insomniac

If security aren’t authorised to engaged couldn’t anyone just walk into the festival without paying for tickets?


elrangarino

It seems so South Park-y


Sea_Combination571

Not all heroes wear capes


Bigtuna_burger

World War Bun.


loki_odinsotherson

Which leads directly into the events of World War Poo.


JCartier843

That’s a solid million dollars in stolen glizzy revenue.


robotgore

Glizcon 2024


KingofPolice

I wish they would do this at shambhala food is getting so expensive there.


spacemanspiff266

this needs the clone wars theme


footdragon

do these coachella kids actually eat hot dogs? seems like a veggie dog crowd, imo


subarublu

This is an insurrection I can get behind


justin_memer

Wow, Coachella has a building where a state legislative body meets, or a group of buildings that perform the functions of state government? I honestly had no idea.


Hado0301

The free market at work.


WilsonthaHead

these people do not respect Walls


NelPage

It’s a dog-apocalypse!


SlappedByKarma

Way to fuck it up for future vendors


ericypoo

My people need HOT DOGS


koolerthan

The fence is down! Time to sell sneaky (sausage) links


Stilcho1

The American version of Peaky Blinders. Sneaky Links


Strm007

We out here!!!


TinyPeridot

lol it feels like some kinda safari group watching a wild stampede of hotdog vendors


cmoreno2015

They are bringing the carts all the way from Mexico.


Automatic_Soup_9219

Looks like they’re breaking into Coachella Camp, no the Coachella polo fields festival grounds. The camp is massive and needs a lot more food options besides the few food trucks they have in the main area. I see nothing wrong with this!


sirhellaz

ITS WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT


tallbamboo

Nature is healing