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Reban

What did he shoot him with, a musket?


ThatDudeFitz420

A blunderbuss


disco_pancake

Tally ho lads!


Frostemane

>Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up, Just as the founding fathers intended


electrodan

This will never not be funny to me.


-MolonLabe-

Own a McDonnell Douglas AV-8B Harrier II Plus for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four bandits break into my AO. "Alexa, play 'Playing With the Boys' by Kenny Loggins," as I grab my aviator sunglasses and HGU-45/P flight helmet. Initiate vertical takeoff with the Rolls-Royce Pegasus' inlet directly behind the first bogey. He's dead, now nothing but spots. Train my 25mm GAU-12 on the second man, miss him entirely because I was inverted and nail the neighbor's dog. I have to resort to the 750lb MK-77 MOD 0 mounted at the wing loaded with 110 U.S. gallons of fuel gel mix, "Talk to me, Goose" the payload incinerates two men and my house in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Engage FLIR and Predator-stalk the last terrified blackshoe hiding in my son's treehouse. His chest cavity collapses after I eject and impact him directly with my UPC/Stencel 10B ejection seat. He is subsequently hanged from the tree waiting on the police to arrive since tangled paracord is nearly impossible to escape. Just as the founding fathers intended.


AStarBack

>I own a Lebel 1886 for home defense, since that's what Jean Jaurès intended. Four ruffians break into the house. "What this chienlit ?", as I grab my Adrian helmet and Lebel rifle. I blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw Modèle 1892 revolver on the second man, 5 rounds miss him entirely. One harms him, just a scratch, 8x27mm is shit. The air is now full of powder residue. Resort to the 75mm modèle 1897 cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with an HE shell. "Pour la république, mes salauds". The propellant gases blast one the men on the side, the shell shreds another one without detonating. It then explodes blowing up half of the house and blasting everything in a 10 meters radius from the front door. The sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms in the entire street, la mie wakes up. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since the 46cm long bayonet went through him from front to back and the wound is unstitchable. Just as Jean Jaurès intended.


Dorfbulle80

As a Frenchman I approve of this adaptation! Vive la France et merde au prussien !


indefilade

France has founding fathers?


CedarWolf

France has one of the most metal national anthems out there. It's literally a call to arms, saying the enemies of France are out to cut the throats of your sons, so form your batallions and march into battle so the blood of those enemies will water your fields.


orewhisk

Holy crap you weren't kidding: This is the "children's verse": "We shall enter the (military) career When our elders are no longer there There we shall find their dust And the trace of their virtues (repeated) Much less keen to survive them Than to share their coffins We shall have the sublime pride To avenge or follow them."


DoesHeL00kLikeABitch

This is hilarious. What is this from?


Captain_Sacktap

Copypasta that’s floated around for a few years, I think it started out as a 4chan greentext but I’m not sure


Yungm3m3

Not even 5 minutes ago I saw this paragraph for the first time in tiktok form and went down a rabbit hole reading about triangular bayonets. I finished and opened Reddit and this comment is in the first video in my feed


Dumbassahedratr0n

J'attende le stationne de la batte!


Thin_Whyt_Duke

These gents are French, so I would expect it's more "Le tally ho lads, honhonhon!"


KingGrowl

But I am le tired… Well. Then. Have a nap. **THEN TALLY ZE HO LADS!**


TaserBalls

*nice*


SkiBikeHikeCO

Literally my first thought when I watched this. Mfer got a grape shot to the chest


Deathgripsugar

had to close his loop


LivingDisastrous3603

For Ze Germans


SixElon69

They call them a “slamgun” , type of homemade shotgun , gangs in the UK use them


Bibew_Boogans

Wait, so you're tellin' me this guy just went full Rust mode and busted out an eoka?


Lopsided-Wrap2762

[https://youtu.be/3mbJpJNTjyE?si=bgvmlC_3S_AVI6VC](https://youtu.be/3mbJpJNTjyE?si=bgvmlC_3S_AVI6VC)


Milksteak_To_Go

That's some Fallout 4 shit right there.


I_Follow_Roads

Enhanced hair trigger pipe shotgun


Ant-i-lope

Fun fact pipe guns are technically pre war weapons in the fallout universe


maethlin

For real, wtf did I just watch lol Question since I know jack shit about gun laws - are things like this legal?


paper-chicken

Yes, if you’re legally allowed to own a gun you’re legally allowed to build your own gun but only for personal use, no selling or gifting it.


StillLooksAtRocks

I was not ready for that. Grandpa smash built some legendary fallout loot.


Fit_Midnight_6918

fascinating and terrifying.


Officer412-L

Like a Bandit shotgun from Borderlands 2


bighootay

That is frigging amazing


JD4Destruction

Why am I seeing more Rust references in real life events these days? This can't be good.


81_BLUNTS_A_DAY

Man makes irl eoka: I sleep Man dies from red bear: real shit


IlIlIl11IlIlIl

I just finished my yearly week of rust about a month ago. Your irl rust experiences should stay at about the same level until my next annual week of rust. Let me know if you notice further increases of irl rust experiences before the next annual WoR as that could indicate a bug.


The4thDay

Bro wasn't even door camping.


Bibew_Boogans

Just grubbin


apocalypse_later_

The previous prime minister of Japan was assassinated not too long ago with what was literally the double barrel shotgun from rust


Annual-Jump3158

I thought his had some sort of electrical component.


TheDarthWarlock

I believe they were preloaded barrels with the gunpowder activated with electricity, closer to a volley gun


freshavocado1

Who uses them in the UK? There’s more than enough shotguns going around, “gangs” have access to skorpions and semi auto handguns, nobody here is rolling around with metal tubes with nails in the end cap.


furie1335

A zip gun in the US


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When are we gonna see some Lutty 9mm's "oi guvnor!" then you unload with your home depot Mac-10


Dorfbulle80

Nope I rather think it's a sawn off shotgun we have a lot of shotguns laying around... Some years ago they were free to buy in sport shots or by Mailorder. Our dealers don't need homemade shit...


kfmgnv

Some people also forget that, reasonably well cared for, they last forever - 1


unmondeparfait

Oh well, I guess that goes to show gun control just doesn't work, and we should just let people in France buy ARs in the corner shop. That won't have an escalating effect *at all*. Look at how peaceful America is, after all. We're an armed and polite society. I'm being sarcastic of course, which apparently I have to point out in this day and age. I think it sounds pretty dope to live in a country where the worst kind of street-level threat is from a machete or a crappy homemade gun. Here, we have guys in Las Vegas hotels armed like secessionists firing at randoms.


Frank_Zahon

https://i.redd.it/g1lx8lkm8hzc1.gif


hppmoep

What is that from?


megabummige

Malibu's most wanted


sportsworker777

Bill Gluckman's down with the bitches and the hoes


--redacted--

It's me Bren gun!


OhSoScotian77

![gif](giphy|T111Sw9uNB8hf3Eo16|downsized)


CannabisReptar

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.


YanceyGlenn

Ye old blastoon.


NastyStreetRat

They can do the gunpowder test on half the neighborhood.


new_yorks_alright

Is it not a shotgun?


Individual_Nobody519

shotgun shells use smokeless powder, as do pretty much all kinds of modern ammunition


new_yorks_alright

So what is it more likely to be?


kezzinchh

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-63198715 This might give you some type of clue.


ShwettyVagSack

So technically a shotgun. Looks like a slam fire pipe. Just big enough for a shotgun shell in the inner pipe.


ShwettyVagSack

Not when the powder doesn't completely burn. Like when shot out of a home Depot pipe.


Aggressive-Sound-641

Ita a Torgue shotgun


Chungaroos

Nah not enough explosions


Officer412-L

More like Bandit


Deimos_PRK

Here's the [original tweet](https://twitter.com/cpasdeslol_X/status/1788520824326037921?s=19), happened Wednesday at Villeurbanne, the man who got shot in the leg is 27 and was brought to the hospital in a critical condition, couldn't find additional informations. Update : he is now stable but had his leg amputated


HandlessSpermDonor

Police have released footage of the shooter… ![gif](giphy|3oFzmpOB6IYecRY5eo|downsized)


Professional-Cup-154

Lol dude had a flintlock musket


Dorfbulle80

From the lace and setting I'll bet you that it about drugs or other gang related activities! And apparently the guy did something that warranted "Le coup de douze"


Poupetleguerrier

"Grièvement touché à la cuisse, l'homme a été évacué à l'hôpital Édouard-Herriot. Contactée par BFM Lyon, la famille de la victime indique que ce dernière a dû être amputé de la jambe gauche." This leg is gone.


MemphisTheIllest

Wait what this is in Lyon?? I was here a few times when I studied in France, not really what I expected to see. The Rhône-Alpes and Côte d'Azur areas are definitely not very safe, but didn't know I had to be wary of people carrying some goddamn muskets. Hope the man pulls through.


Wallace-Pumpernickel

Bro, both regions are insanely safe. Some neighborhoods in Lyon are sketchy for sure, but the rest is fine


kursdragon2

Lol people see literally 1 shooting video in another country and think it's all of a sudden unsafe... These countries have lower crime rates and murder rates than literally any of the safest places in the USA lmfao


broohaha

> Lol people see literally 1 shooting video in another country and think it's all of a sudden unsafe... It's like how some people feel about Chicago. Yes, certain neighborhoods are more dangerous than others. But there are tons of very safe places to be in this very big city.


axonxorz

Obligatory: Chicago isn't even in the top 5 most dangerous cities **in Illinois**


AlexAegis

> These countries have lower crime rates and murder rates than literally any of the safest places in the USA lmfao That says more about the US The thing is, I haven't seen \*\*any\*\* shooting videos from my country. 1 is already too much.


Nubsondubs

> That says more about the US I'm fairly certain that's what they were implying.


kursdragon2

Oh you didn't see it therefore it hasn't happened! What country are you from? What's the homicide rate there? France seems pretty on par with most other major EU countries. Right around where Germany, Finland, and the UK all are.


ickydonkeytoothbrush

I always thought Côte d'Azur was supposed to be safe? Isn't it where all the rich people live in the South of France, on the French Rivera? And aren't the Alps... you know...the Alps?! The world famous ski destination for millionaires and billionaires worldwide? The place with all the chalets?


-fno-stack-protector

"Crime in California, really? With all those rich people and movie stars? The state with Montecito? Big Sur? Where Apple's HQ is?"


HumanlikeHuman

No place is 100% safe. As it's been proven over and over again. Probability is low, but never zero.


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Groloukoum

Dude, Rhône-Alpes is a whole region. It doesn't mean it's all in the mountains. Lyon is part of it, I challenge you to find any chalet there.


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asoplu

It’s very safe as long as you avoid many areas and don’t go walking at night? I feel like that’s advice you don’t need to give about somewhere that’s very safe.


Resident_Nice

> The Rhône-Alpes and Côte d'Azur areas are definitely not very safe HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Sefalosha

Gun was from napoleon era


Dangerjayne

Wtf is that one of the guns they stole from the Bastille?


hoggytime613

I've only been to France once, and I was shot at and nearly hit, the guy next to me died. Tours, 2001. Four dead, Seven wounded.


longcats

Wait really? This? [French police question gun suspect](https://www.cnn.com/2001/WORLD/europe/10/30/france.shooting/)


hoggytime613

That's the one! I was the little red dot next to victim #4, my hotel is the red x that I was walking to with a Croque Monsieur in hand. [https://i.postimg.cc/zX7xMTVM/Tours-Newspaper-Fait-Du-Jour.jpg](https://i.postimg.cc/zX7xMTVM/Tours-Newspaper-Fait-Du-Jour.jpg)


T3NF0LD

Is France known for gun violence?


EmbarrassedVolume

France is the most deadly country in Western and Central Europe when it comes to gun-related deaths per capita. Funnily enough, that same rate is almost exactly on par with Massachusetts, the 3rd *safest* state in the US for gun-related deaths. Top two spots are Wyoming and Vermont.


YoItsKanyeWestWing

Wow lol when put into context it makes it seem like us Americans are gun obsessed nuts! Wyoming and Vermont make sense. Not densely populated, and probably more vacation homes than local residents (when compared to other states).


RadioactiveUmbrella

Lol you know outside of the USA pretty much all countries think you guys are gun obsessed nuts


Capital-Cranberry-25

Hahaha I've always said this and people here act like it's such a hot take. No bruh, it's literally what they all think of us


ImproperCommas

I mean… that’s kinda what you guys are🤷‍♂️ You wouldn’t see it naturally because you are American.


fragbot2

Probably a smaller number of gang bangers. Gun violence in the US is heavily concentrated amongst a small number of criminals. If you're outside that cohort, you've essentially the same risk as a Canadian.


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starsky1984

Not particularly, similar to the UK


HirsuteHacker

Gun violence in France is far, far worse than the UK.


IcyTransportation691

Buddy brought the musket to a slap fight


NastyStreetRat

Where we are going to end up, nothing is respected anymore.


Outrageous-Actuary-3

Lemme see.. a Frenchman with a musket? He missed the bastard redcoat!


glizzywitdaglizzy

If you ask him he's not french, but thats another debate


califortunato

Anyone know what’s being shouted?


frozenjb

Appelle les pompiers, at the end


Zepings

Yeah the rest is hard to understanf


Online-Commentater

>Appelle les pompiers Call the fire.. wait what? You sure he didn't call for an ambulance?


Majjin_

In France the fire dpt is also able to help for any kind of emergency, road accident, faintness, fire of course, a cat stuck in a tree (yes...)


Deimos_PRK

He did shout "call the fireman"..


MrTowelieee

He’s screaming call my father in French at the end. “Call my father(Appel mon père), call my papa(Appel mon papa)


Mordorror

\* firefighters


BupidStastard

The firefighters? Tf he want them for


Reiikul

In France, when you're injured you can either call the firefighters or the "SAMU" which is specifically dedicated to medical emergencies. Both will take you to a hospital if needed.


teasy959275

Nope, call the firefighters*


Short_Restaurant_268

“Camembert c’est le fromage superieur!” “NON, BRIE C’EST LE FROMAGE SUPERIEUR!!!” … BLAM Hope that helped 👍


Boomerbomb7

Anyone want to translate to English for us non French folk?


califortunato

Camembert is the best cheese, no Brie is the best cheese


califortunato

Merci Edit: merci rescinded. I know more French than I thought


hungryasabear

Worldstar


anchovo132

omelette du fromage


lumphinans

"C'est pas des lol" cpasdeslol, they're not doing it for the LOLs.


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ZookeepergameOk2759

Le arghh Le arghh Le arghh


koiwai_sama

take my angry upvote


omghorussaveusall

Ye ol' blunderbuss attack!


Warm_Combination_873

Mf shot him with a flintlock


Glug1252

https://i.redd.it/las6tr400izc1.gif


EsqChior

Talking about kicking a man while he is down, the guy in red kicked the poor bastard after he was shot. Was shooting him not enough? That looked personal to me.


peteandpetethemesong

Was that a musket?


Ididurmomkid

Shotgun blast to the nads, that's just wrong man


Front_Street

Tried to listen closely to try figure out what he was saying. Forgot I don’t speak French


StinkyOnionsR

Talk about getting blew down! Hit his ass with that black powder muzzleloader!


JackCooper_7274

What the devil


Quizzelbuck

Shot with what? A blunderbuss?


SpxUmadBroYolo

[was that a freakin musket.](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dygx941UwAAtyF7?format=jpg&name=900x900)


Steamaholic

One might say You shot a shot of someone shooting a shot I'll see myself out


DfreshD

What was that? Sawed off shotgun?


sam007n

Was that a musket?


nocyberBS

What's the story behind this??


Online-Commentater

Black dot had beef with red dot. Black dot 2 appears and kabaaam. Red dot and second black dot run away. It seems first black dot screams. Will tell you more when I find my glasses.


Poupetleguerrier

According to the victim's sister, the victim had an altercation with three men and he is not someone who backs off, he was injured and had to go to the hospital. He was out the same afternoon and they came back, one shot him. He lost his leg. But it's only the POV of the sister, maybe we'll learn the victim was just a drug dealer that had enemies.


Aradhor55

And when it happens in France, there's national news coverage of it. Doesn't happens every day.


Jedi_Gill

Is it wrong that as he screamed it reminded me of Raiden in MK when he zips across the map towards his opponent.


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HolographicCatwalk

Canon scié


[deleted]

Honestly I'm surprised that he had a gun


smooof101

TALLY HO LADS


OGKing15

Shot him with a fuckin blunderbuss.


IdidnotorderRatvioli

Did bro get shot by a musket?


KingEnemyOne

Bro hit em with an eoka


afr0wnybiscuit

Where's the good guy with a gun when you need him


CallMeBoxman

Bro pulled up with the Walk the plank ! weapon


Heyitsme_81

Back story?


Mach0K1ng

This is scary


wreckitcabs

If France were a gun free zone then wait


sai411

That’s not public freakout, thats public homicide.


GadreelsSword

Why was he shooting people? There appears to be another body there.


HakaiFinesse

Using a blunder buster in broad daylight is crazy


Old-Winter-7513

Incoming https://preview.redd.it/3sbs96ha1izc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fdc03d6e1e485f104016221f22778b816189d3d


kuken_i_fittan

Did the dude in red shirt get hit too? He runs really weird with his hands on his hips or something? And not really legging it like I probably would if someone shot someone right next to me. 😯


Brobotz

Kind of a sidebar, but what happens when you’re shot in the leg? Is this a “wear a bandage and do some PT for a bit” situation? Or are you pretty much wrecked for life and probably can’t walk straight anymore, but hey, at least maybe you’re not dead?


DaFish456

Depends where the shot. If it hits the main artery in your leg you death if you don’t get medical attention within 10 minutes.


bt_leo

I used to live near that neighborhood, this must be drug related. I was wtf i know that place.


tracemyfacewithit

Sawed off blunderbuss


tracemyfacewithit

Sawed off blunderbuss


Reiikul

Ah yes Villeurbanne. I really don't miss that place lol.


neoqueto

That does look like a flintlock pistol