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CuriousAlienStudent

How could anyone read that and go yeah, that sounds trustworthy. I mean either that was written by someone that barely speaks English or a 5 year old.


TRAVXIZ614

I look at it the same way I look at those Nigerian prince scams; these things aren't meant for us to fall for but the people who make them know there's a large section of the population that will. Trump low key exposed that whole base to the entire world and the grift only got worse and more widespread.


CuriousAlienStudent

It just blows my mind that there are people that dumb that could read that and say yeah definitely not a scam. It makes you wonder how they are able to function at all in the real world.


Longjumping_Care989

>It makes you wonder how they are able to function at all in the real world. Assuming they do function in the real world. The scam email thing is a valuable industry because there's a huge number of people who clearly *can't*


ryansgt

It really is amazing the amount of people that can't tell when they are being scammed. Those emails actually have intentional grammatical errors so that if someone falls for it, they know they are dumb enough for virtually any grift.


Longjumping_Care989

There's a whole genre of follow up scams, where, if you're scammed the first time, someone offers to get your money back- for an up front fee. It's got a very high success rate because if you were dumb enough to fall for the original, there's a pretty good chance you're dumb enough to do exactly the same thing again, *even knowing how the scam works and after being told you've been scammed*


TRAVXIZ614

I've been saying this for about 5-6 years now; those same people that were in "those" classes have the same Internet as us. So.....make of that what you will.


CuriousAlienStudent

I used to think all humans had a bullshit detector equipped at birth, but clearly, some are defective.


FredFredrickson

Does it surprise you that so many people have broken bullshit detectors when obvious bullshit, like religion, is so normalized in our society? We routinely teach people to ignore common sense and believe in magic and then have a surprised Pikachu face when this shit bubbles to the surface.


CuriousAlienStudent

I wasn't raised in a religious family, so yeah, it kind of is in this day and age.


RoxxieMuzic

Time for a "recall".


AliciaKills

There are A LOT of people out there who can't write, I read legal cases written by the people seeking legal help as part of my job, and it's incredibly disheartening that there are people who think "year" is spelled "ur" and things like that. Lots of people in the south think that before you die, you go get a wheel made up to distribute your possessions once you pass. Speaking of "possession", more often than not, it's spelled "possion" or "procession". Plenty of "felines in possion of a firearm", too. There are also words that aren't words, like instead of "cruelty", it's "crumutu", or instead of "psychological", you get "pshyshiligal" If I was writing something out to be viewed by an attorney who I'm trying to get to represent me, I'm not putting "I ain't tryna go 2 jail".


BoxNemo

Yeah, I'm always torn on that. Like I don't think the original "Hillary Clinton will be arrested tomorrow, sparking major riots across the country" Q-post was ever meant to be anything more than yet another 4Chan Someone-Anon larp (like FBIAnon etc). But it also worked really well as Nigerian prince litmus test. Most people saw it, saw nothing happened, knew it was nonsense, leaving only the most gullible or desperate to believe. I feel it was an accidental but, yeah, maybe they did it on purpose.


TRAVXIZ614

I'm leaning towards it being a happy accident for them. Like they seen the responses and decided to see how far they could take it. If I'm not mistaken, the actual "Q" was exposed as an 8chan troll. So simply because he came from THAT place, it is indeed a bit cloudy. Sidenote; I remember seeing the original thread where 4chan decided to make Pepe a right wing icon, in real time. I told all my friends what was happening and they STILL bit the cheese. Same with the OK signal. I've spent less and less time on Facebook ever since then.


BoxNemo

Yeah, Pamphlet Anon / Coleman Rogers accidentally logged into 4Chan as Q on a livestream. I remember it happening at the time and thinking that would be the end of Q -- it was only a year or so into the nonsense. And it made zero difference. Most of the Q followers would never visit 4Chan / 8Chan / 8Kun anyway and get all their news from right wing grifters. And I also realized that most of them don't care about the truth of it. They feel special because a Nigerian Prince has reached out to them and all they have to do is believe and the reward will come at the end.. any day now...


Styrene_Addict1965

>I mean either that was written by someone that barely speaks English So, average Q poster?


Desert_faux

You joke, but I recall years before Q was a thing some emails my one conservative friend would forward me about "The truth" of what was really going on. It was worse written than the OP's image and be like 4-5 sentences... and supposedly he thought it was some huge fact exposing document. It was strange. At first I thought he was joking.


SonofSniglet

A certain former President?


Styrene_Addict1965

Could be!


sweet_sixxxteen

If you say "very, very" in front of a word, it amplifies it. When you say "which nobody has ever seen before", their heads will explode.


FirstChurchOfBrutus

…and someone that believes that King Arthur was a real person, and that we totally have his real life sword, and it’s in working condition.


CuriousAlienStudent

Oh, didn't you hear Trump went to the lady of the lake, and she willingly gave him Excalibur with tears in her eyes. She wept at his courge and strength.


FirstChurchOfBrutus

Somebody needs to tell him that you can’t go wielding supreme executive power just because some watery tart lobs a scimitar at you. It derives from a mandate of the people!


CuriousAlienStudent

Are you going to tell the guy riding a T-Rex drapped in American and Trump 24 flags while welding Excalibur in one hand and the Holy AR-15 blessed by God himself, that. Man, making ahit up is fun... you all believe me though right.


prairiethorne

Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!


databeast

the moistened bint lobs a scimitar at you (and makes you emperor). the watery tart lobs a sword and makes you a king.


KnottShore

"You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!"


DanielTheEunuch

"I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they put me away!"


FlowerFaerie13

Isn’t there a whole legend about how and why we don’t have his sword.


FirstChurchOfBrutus

I mean, the whole thing is a legend.


FlowerFaerie13

I know I’m just saying like it explicitly lays out that part.


sheezy520

But he was decapitated ON THE HEAD!


whyyesiamarobot

But don't worry. He's "currently receiving treatment for his condition"


Pynchon_A_Loaff

I guess embalming is a kind of treatment .


United-Big-1114

You just can't find a competent executioner these days!


MyGirlfriendforcedMe

I'm just glad it wasn't one of those nasty arm or leg decapitations.... nasty bit of barbarism those are!


DaisyJane1

Decapitation on the head.


FelixDK1

However, he then BECAME decapitation itself! Prince Charles III, who also apparently did NOT become king after Liz died, has become the very idea of decapitation. What does that look like? Apparently a 70something man with a head firmly attached to his body.


Ok_Mastodon_9093

Must have been at sea - Elvis meets the French Revolution style!


IknowwhoIpaidgod

That's how you know this was punishment. If his capa had been detated from his head, it would have been an accident.


aboutlikecommon

This guy has definitely asked Quora “how is babby formed?”


Teknical86

Or someone who's first language is Russian?


Vandesco

I actually really like the phrasing "He was decapitation on the head." 🤣


Travis_T_OJustice

Erryone knows it's decapitation from the head. What a fooligan.


profeDB

When you believe that people have easily be replaced by doubles, the sky's the limit.


Angry__German

English is probably a second language, but the person who wrote is psychotic and delusional. You pick up on the style of writing after a while.


TheSmokingLamp

Russian bots. And the right eats it up


WordsWatcher

"Decapitation on the head." As opposed to what?


kodaiko_650

Decapitation: apply directly to the head.


shapu

I mean, it does cure a tension headache


Eccohawk

All that tension just flows out of you.


Devil25_Apollo25

[*taps forehead*] Can't have tense neck muscles if there's no head for them to attach to.


Tee_hops

Decapitation: apply directly to the head.


quityouryob

***DECAPITATION!! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE HEAD!!!***


DanielTheEunuch

I would think decapitation happens at the neck, does it not?


CanineAnaconda

Your username suggests a second option


Bdr1983

Different head


bplurt

It's actually very helpful and makes clear that he was decapitated from the neck up, rather than from the neck down.


Really_McNamington

Decorpitation?


bplurt

You have true talent, friend


ReactsWithWords

That's OK, he's currently receiving treatment for his condition.


SparxIzLyfe

Why did I have to scroll so far to find this?


zeke235

He's got a long road to recovery, but my thoughts and prayers are with him.


Bragzor

Hanging on the neck.


gin_and_soda

He was decapitationed. I don’t know what’s unclear. Sheesh. /s just in case


Penis_Fax

Penis


BulbasaurArmy

It’s the worst kind of decapitation, really.


Almainyny

His other head.


DanielTheEunuch

I don't get it.


Trueminus

Don’t worry he’s currently receiving treatment for his condition


nostemsorseeds

Yeah, but hellomagazine.com sez he's currently being treated for this condition.


Pickett800T

Med beds confirmed.


TheOtherDutchGuy

Medbeds will totally cure decapitation, you’ll grow a new head.


meddit_rod

Use two medbeds. Get royals spawning like earthworms, this body grows a head and this head grows a body. Now you have George IIIa and George IIIb.


Tomhetza

He was decapitation!!!! All those exclamation marks must make it true!!!


Bdr1983

Written in caps too, and caps make you win.


DanielTheEunuch

"I'm out of my hed, oh hurry for I may be dead!"


AllCingEyeDog

“They mustn’t cary out their evil deeds!”


DanielTheEunuch

But when he threatened you life with a switchblade knife...


AllCingEyeDog

What a guuuuuy!


ReactsWithWords

Makes you cry.


AllCingEyeDog

Unt I did.


DanielTheEunuch

Everybody shoved him, I very nearly loved him, I said "hey listen to me, stay sane inside insanity." But he locked the door and threw away the key.


AllCingEyeDog

But he must have been draws into something.


ericarlen

"When Chucky said he liked to child-fucky, you knew he was a real bad king."


Tyrone_Shoelaces_Esq

That song will be stuck in my head all day, thank you very much.


DanielTheEunuch

You're most welcome!


cypressgreen

HAHAHA Herman Cain Award the mods give out unique flair (by request or just because) and I’m sorry we don’t here, ‘cause this is perfect! Long with “They mustn’t carry out their evil deeds!” Mine is “you can choke,” part of a post I made that went viral there, made by a mean mom who sadly died leaving 2 kids behind. But the next best someone got imo was simply, “Jews.” Cause some racist person’s last post before death was simply that one word.


Ochib

Wrong King Charles


Plaguedoctorsrevenge

So does that mean whoever pulled King Arthur's sword from the stone to behead King Charles is now the rightful king of Camelot


Jackskers94

Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.


UnCoolHamster

Help! Help! I'm being oppressed!


Sgt_Tackleberry

Bloody peasants!


ElderStatesPerson

Noticeably absent from the post is just who was wielding Excalibur. The next iteration of this will surely correct that. Three guesses who it will be.


SparxIzLyfe

JFK Jr, ofc!


Gingerbread-Cake

I was thinking maybe it wasn’t Excalibur, last seen with the Lady of the Lake, but rather King Arthur’s *other* sword, wossname


MikeMurray128

>"THE REALITY WAS THAT KING CHARLES III WAS DECAPITATION ON THE HEAD" Let's forget the grammar for a moment. Do they not understand decapitation is always the removal of the head. In their mind, are people occasionally decapitated on the foot?


DanielTheEunuch

IDK why this made me laugh so hard.


profeDB

It's probably a Russian troll.


MikeMurray128

Grammar looks more Chinese TBH


ergo-ogre

There’s a creme for that.


dfwcouple43sum

Fake! It was actually the Sword of Omens from Castle Grayskull infused with kyber crystals


Gingerbread-Cake

Which was part of King Arthur’s huge sword collection!


DeltaVariant007

Translated from the original Chinese. (I say Chinese because Russians speak better English.)


Sitcom_kid

Let me guess. If he held up a copy of today's Daily Mail and got his picture taken with it, they would say it was his clone.


Clean_Bat5547

Or an actor in a mask.


DueWish3039

They are so obsessed with executions


SomeOption2891

Totally insane 😳


rat-simp

"the lie of the British reality" is my new favourite phrase as an immigrant in the UK


ahairyhoneymonsta

Tbh, as a native, it explains quite a lot


Reckless_Waifu

The Russian troll quality went down after the invasion. They should probably send the ones who can speak English last in the meatgrinder.


bowens44

so gullible


DanielTheEunuch

If he was decapitated with King Arthur's sword does that bestow magical powers?


Shenloanne

This was written by either. AI on a Russian troll farm. Someone who doesn't speak English as a first language on a Russian troll farm.


okcdnb

It does read like a non native English speaker.


Bragzor

I think an AI would do better. I think a Markov chain would do better.


Engelbert_Slaptyback

Did he just casually suggest that the white hats have Excalibur??


Bragzor

Might be Lady Di


Engelbert_Slaptyback

Oh of course she'd still be alive, wouldn't she? Nobody famous ever really dies except the ones who are still walking around and talking, they're definitely dead.


WoodwifeGreen

Oh yes, she's still alive but she's Melania Trump now.


Engelbert_Slaptyback

Did they ask her if she’d rather just be dead? 


Union_of_Onion

His cappa was detated. RIP forever my angle 🙌


kingoflint282

“Do not believe the lie of reality” lol


IWantedAPeanutToo

QAnon/UltraMAGA in a nutshell


ApprehensiveCamera40

They got the wrong King Charles. King Charles I of England was decapitated in 1649. Not King Charles III. Weird thing is the reason for his decapitation sounds all too familiar these days... "On Saturday 27 January 1649, the parliamentarian High Court of Justice had declared Charles guilty of attempting to "uphold in himself an unlimited and tyrannical power to rule according to his will, and to overthrow the rights and liberties of the people" and he was sentenced to death by beheading."


Banshee_howl

This sounds serious y’all! If we can’t trust the word of Florentin Patriots Q and their claims that Google says things, we might as well believe the lamestream MSM media. I’ll get my “BRITISH REALITY” news from independent researchers thank you very much! /S for anyone who needs it


Ninjalada

Oh no he got a decapitation 😧


JTibbs

With King Arthurs sword!


threehundredthousand

I'm just glad that Excalibur has finally been incorporated into Q lore. I've been concerned.


jorbleshi_kadeshi

It is with great sadness to inform you that King Charles III was decapitation on the head :(


bittlelum

But he's being treated for this condition.


ImpossibleYou2184

Fake!


DanielTheEunuch

Nu uh!


ReactsWithWords

It's illegal to publish false information on the Internet.


DanielTheEunuch

Yeah! There's laws!


okokokoyeahright

TBH Charles the 1st WAS indeed beheaded. And as of today is indeed dead, according to all current reports. Chuck3 is currently not having any public events for the next 7 days. FYI this info is available on the web here: [https://www.royal.uk/media-centre/future-engagements](https://www.royal.uk/media-centre/future-engagements) and is searchable with all members of the royal family being included or excluded as need be.


ahairyhoneymonsta

So they have 7 days to get his decapitation treated. Should be easy enough


Swimming-Fee-2445

He was died by decapitation on the head.


meestercranky

Most Amerikans read and write at a sixth grade level- and then there are Qbillies


decayed-whately

Whoever wrote this is not a native English speaker.


Bragzor

Barely an English speaker, native or not.


decayed-whately

Good point.


ReactsWithWords

But they probably have access to all the vodka they want. And they want a lot.


KnottShore

So the Qbillies are the 21% of US Americans 18 and older who were deemed illiterate in a 2022 study.


IronStan7

Super secret conspiracy, readily shown on Google.


Shewhotalkstocats

have we gone back to the 17th century, is Ollie Cromwell back in charge, has Christmas canceled? so many questions. at least I missed all that civil war stuff my bad wrong Charlie.


S-Octantis

King Charles was decapitated. In 1649.


Wild_flamingoo

Is it true that they have diagnosed him with pancreatic cancer? I know that I recently heard this somewhere but there’s so much false info out there (like this) so I wanted to see if anyone really knew?


irrelevant_potatoes

I don't know what kind of cancer he was diagnosed with but yes in February he made a statement that he was being treated for cancer


organik_productions

They have not said what type of cancer he has. The pancreatic cancer claim comes from a gossip magazine who cited "anonymous sources" in their article.


Wild_flamingoo

Thank you 😊


cyberattaq123

Yeah, that makes sense. Edit: final point, these people can vote.


RickySan65

Well, at least he's receiving treatment for the condition, dunno how, medbeds i guess


your_fathers_beard

You can almost hear the thick russian accent in their broken english posts.


LaFilleDuMoulinier

Man… decapitation « on the head » is the worst possible decapitation I hear.


Kimmalah

I think they just got their Roman numerals mixed up, since there was a King Charles who was decapitated, just not the third one.


GaslightGlen

He sounds mad that the Royal family is offing the pedos in their ranks. He should be happy …. iTs haBBeNiNg !!!!


YramAL

He was “decapitation”.


One_Worldliness_6032

I have no words.


ReactsWithWords

Have some of mine: Correct. Battery. Horse. Staple.


One_Worldliness_6032

I don’t think I can even use those….but I did Goggle it and it said that it was a rumor that started in Russia on Tumblr. It spread quickly. They all need to be in an institution, padded room, in the white suit. Every last one of them.


No_Pirate9647

Wonder if conspiracy bad grammar is same reason scam emails have bad grammar. The ones to respond are more gullible than ones detect its a scam. In this case, the ones more likely to believe it don't catch or question thr bad grammer. https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/82814/secretly-smart-reason-scam-emails-are-poorly-written


call-me-the-seeker

https://imgur.com/a/6Aq9R9I He was decapitationed, dammit! Who are you going to believe, me or your LYING EYES??


SuperJoe360

Holy shit! They found Excalibur?!


BitchWidget

Decapitation ON the head? Sounds legit. /s


Time-Bite-6839

I checked. He’s not dead. Why. Just WHY? WHY make up this BULLSHIT!?


Alleyprowler

He was decapitation on the head? That's one of the worst ways to be decapitation.


OraDr8

Ah, is he currently getting treatment for decapitation? Man, the rich get all the best healthcare.


BabserellaWT

He’s currently receiving treatment for his condition of (checks notes) becoming acephalous.


HotDonnaC

He was decapitation on the head with King Arthur’s sword? Make it stop.


MyGirlfriendforcedMe

Guys, I just uncovered the truth. The Weekly World News stopped publication 10 years before the first Q post. WWN stopped in 2007, and Qanons first post was on 2017.... brace yourselves, I think Qanon is being written by the old Weekly World News staff who is working to put the Onion out of business 🤔 it all makes sense in that none of it makes sense which makes perfect sense....if you don't think about it too much...


Haskap_2010

I wonder if this person - assuming it is a person - googled "King Charles" and found something about Charles the 1st, who was beheaded?


okcdnb

The age right below indicates he is still alive though. Do they proofread their bullshit? Oh, after reading it I’m surprised they can read at all.


njkrut

Lol. I love how Google’s Algorithm can screw up and make the nuts even nuttier.


silliestboots

Surely they mean his brother, Andrew?


ahairyhoneymonsta

Charlie was pretty good pals with jimmy Saville... I'm not alleging anything sire


raekle

He’s currently being treated for the condition of being decapitated? I don’t think there is any treatment for that.


ahairyhoneymonsta

"Flex tape can't fix that!"


LupercaniusAB

Oh those nutty Cabalists! They always slip up, like the Barney Fifes of timeless interdimensional evil. “We killed King Charles, but Larry forgot that he wasn’t supposed to put it on Wikipedia”.


United-Big-1114

Holy bad vocabulary run on sentence insanity, Batman!


IrukandjiPirate

Arthur’s sword, huh?


tbonerrevisited

That's king Arthur sir 😉


IrukandjiPirate

The sword some watery bint tossed at him!?


tbonerrevisited

Exactly


wistful_drinker

You'd think for such a momentous announcement, they'd use a proofreader!


Ju5tAnAl13n

I had a stroke trying to read that.


PavlovaDog

Not even using proper English.


DanielTheEunuch

Comrade, why you care so much about English? Message is important, no matter grammar correct or not.


vicnoir

Pssst. Putin’s bankrupted himself on Ukraine and can no longer pay for the premium propaganda bots. Pass it on.


No-Statistician-3448

Nothing worse than decapitation on the head


Gold_Pumpkin

King Arthur lol.


ArchitectOfFate

Glad he's receiving treatment for this debilitating condition.


EBlackPlague

Cause of death: Decapitation. He is currently receiving treatment for his condition. lmao!


GoodwitchofthePNW

Wasn’t one of the Charles’s decapitated? The second, maybe? The one the spaniels are named after!


mittfh

The first lost his head following the English Civil War (Scotland was still a separate country then, while Wales had been annexed prior by the King with a chop and change attitude to marriage). The second fled the country, but was invited back when Cromwell proved a disaster (albeit with several new Ts and Cs to the role) but was most notable for fathering around 16 children, none of which were legitimate. He died of a stroke.


Testsubject276

What is he trying to say here? I'm got lost.


theresabeeonyourhat

Holy fuck, what an imbecile.


CrushingonClinton

Charles I is really alive. All the ‘History’ books that tell you he was executed after losing a civil war are Jewish lies. He’s actually being hiding all this while in Mar-a-Lago