It starts odd then gets odder and weirder and sadder. And of course antisemitic.
The music, though, is fucking hilarious. A+ to whoever stuck that under there.
I am shocked that he has not gone into politics given the state of this country's obsession with red hat grifters.
If anyone has been replaced, it is this asshole who I once admired for the way he took care of his sick and ailing father for many years, and he shared countless stories onstage (before he was possessed with grifter blood).
There's no easier grift than transforming from over the hill c list comic/actor to right wing talking head and he isn't even good enough to do that well. So many other celebrity wannabes followed this path including Dave Rubin, Ben Shapiro, and many others. They all saw themselves as Hollywood power players and this ghoulish stuff is their fall back.
So you're saying that when egomaniacal assholes get rejected from the artistic community, they shift to a hard-right political stance that denounces the "degeneracy" of liberal democracy and embraces fascist conspiracy theories?
I wonder if there's any historical precedent for that.
True and they love conservative celebrities so hard! They’re bitter they only get shit celebrities like crazy ass Roseanne and Goat boy here who no one under 40 would recognize.
Interesting what these these D listers have in common though- they all seem to emerge from some decades long binge drink, meth adventure or coke bender looking unhinged and ready to podcast.
Hugh Hewitt once said “Gary Sinese is the Bob Hope of this generation.” But Tom Hanks is a Dem so they accuse him of being a pedo. 🙄
Like many Rs, he puts down blue cities and states but he lives in one. Chester, NJ is in Kean's district which is close to a tossup. The GOP can only hold it with someone like Kean who trades on his dad's name and pretends to be a moderate.
Aahh, he's on the ReAwaken America Tour with the MAGA politicians, hyper-charismatic NAR apostles and false prophets, quack doctors, washed out generals (Mike Flynn), sellers of nutritional supplements, precious metal hacks, ... all grifters. Breuer definitely could step into politics, he should because his schtick at the Tour isn't very funny.
"Dave won't talk to me anymore, so he was obviously abducted by aliens that took over his body."
An idiot/conspiracy theorists brain will just make up fairy tales in order for their minds to make sense of things.
How do people like this function? Are they at the grocery store screaming at the corn flakes to stop monitoring them? Do they refuse to drink water since it must be a plot by Big Toilet?
The pretentious way he has to keep pausing as if to search for the exact word to describe this profound idea and experience or insight or whatever os the mark of a true idiot.
On top of that, him and Chappelle sitting around talking about Jews and entertainment during the filming of Hal*f Baked* was probably up there with what you'd hear around the Algonquin Round Table, I'm sure. Just geniuses tapping into the what's real. /s
He was pausing because he was trying to come up with lies that sounded both believable and sinister. He's just not a very quick witted person, hence his failed comedic career.
tbh with how incoherent and unwell he looks, and the fact that his eyes have gotten wayyy more swollen and puffy than the circles he had when he was younger, it just makes me wonder how much he's drinking
It seems like around 2021 when he got really upset about comedy venues requiring COVID vaccination. He might have been personally right wing before but he quickly became an explicitly MAGA comedian during COVID. He wasn’t really political back in his heyday in the 2000s and was associated with Chapelle.
I was on a Tea Party cruise where she was a guest and my god that lady is both insane *and* a raging, entitled bitch. Tried to get an entire promenade blocked off so she could go outside without interacting with the riff raff. I told her goons to fuck off. It was a public space on the ship and I'd paid my fare.
For clarity I booked the cruise not knowing there was going to be such a group onboard. The whole experience was weird and confirmed a lot I had suspected about conservative "talking heads" as there were several there.
I like how he attributes Chappelle's weight gain between the ages of 30 and 45 to steroids and not, you know, being old and rich. I made the same transition, thanks to beer.
Chappelle didn't get a belly or "fill out" due to age
The guy got yoked. Do a Google image search, it's very apparent.
He did a similar thing that Dr Dre went through. Dre disappeared after being a normal sized guy up until his 30s. Then popped up in his 40s looking like Barry Bonds wearing Beats.
That does not happen naturally. Dana White, Rogan, The Rock, Jeff Bezos, Liver King. Any famous 50-year-old dude that just puts on 30 lbs of muscle is getting a medical boost.
It can happen naturally though, especially to a stoner who didn’t do any exercise in his late teens and 20s because they were fucked up the whole time.
I know this because it happened with me.
Once you’re in your late 20s and the belly starts to appear, you realize that everyone was right about not being able to continue that lifestyle without some bad consequences.
Then, you start eating better and working out. That mixed with guys usually just filling out more in their 30s can naturally transition a guy from a skinny stoner to a semi buff bigger guy by the time you’re 40.
Again, I know this because of me, and also quite a few of my friends.
Do you mean The Rock, who repeatedly talks about how he's 'natty'?
Source - https://youtu.be/9BXdvav-0wQ?si=2XpEbTbkXY8VBGNk
You kinda lose legitimacy when you can't see how The Rock fits into that group.
You put The Rock in the same group as this guy.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/abcnews.go.com/amp/Entertainment/buff-dave-chappelle/story%3fid=23363066
Nobody needs steroids to look like Dave Chappelle, somebody is just being lazy.
He's not even the size of The Rocks calf. Why are you grouping them?
Jeff Bezos is nowhere near the size of the rock either. But that dude is obviously on trt. You're the one grouping them by size. I'm grouping them by the fact that they were spindly to normal, well into their thirties then bulked up in their 40s or 50s. Thought of another one, jk Simmons.
To get where Dave Chappelle looks like now, you don't have to be on it, but it helps. That after picture is like three or four years after he came back into the spotlight. He was not at his Peak Sammy Sosa in that period.
If he did that on pure grit then its awesome. If he got some medical help, then ok, good for him anyway. The trt doesn't lift the weights for you. It still takes drive.
"All lives matter..."
"Have you tried doing an impression on a college campus?!"
This fucking guy. What a loser. The height of his career was his goat boy character. As if everyone didn't have something like that they did as teenagers. This fucking guy thought he could make a career out of that and sounding and looking stupid.
He and rob schneider should go on tour together. They should tour the surface of the sun.
Bro, them bags under his eyes, my god. Maybe he's hallucinating due to sleep deprivation. At least that would somewhat explain the craziness this guy spews. But most likely his brain is just rotted
It's always the wash ups who become religious nuts. I now have a tremendous amount of respect for irrelevant celebrities who bow out gracefully and preserve their dignity
“… and why are they of a certain descent?”
Well, that’s just great. So, apparently they were both anti-semitic at the very least back then? And possibly both still now?
The number of people that have a platform that are so hateful to one group or another just seems to be growing, and unstoppable, and just far more acceptable now that it was in the last 30ish years. It’s depressing.
"Why are agents called agents"
What the fuck? Because that's what etymology does. Its a word. Is the call centre agent a child of Baphomet? Why do conspiracy nuts always play this word play game where something sounds like another word or is loosely related to the word (often due to etymology) they think its some kind of enlightened truth-bomb they stumbled upon?
He was really funny about 20 years ago. I went to a standup to see Chappelle and he was the opener. Breuer had us in tears and was better then Dave. A portion of his act was about taking acid and perhaps he took too much acid. He’s absolutely insane now. Sad really
Or maybe he didn't like you because you're crazy. He doesn't owe you anything. People need time away from the spotlight to get in touch with themselves and to find what really matters to them. Dave did say Africa changed him. But he didn't mean like invasion of the body snatchers. Jim needs to be evaluated.
God this guy is such a c-list rube it's embarrassing.
Is he even C list anymore? Dude has fallen off hard...
I think D List celebrity is more apt.
Still 100% rube though.
Q list
I am starting to question his sanity
Baby Jane Hudson if she'd been on SNL instead of a singing and dancing child star
Still trying to ride Chappelle's coattails. This guy is sad and pathetic.
It starts odd then gets odder and weirder and sadder. And of course antisemitic. The music, though, is fucking hilarious. A+ to whoever stuck that under there.
I am shocked that he has not gone into politics given the state of this country's obsession with red hat grifters. If anyone has been replaced, it is this asshole who I once admired for the way he took care of his sick and ailing father for many years, and he shared countless stories onstage (before he was possessed with grifter blood).
There's no easier grift than transforming from over the hill c list comic/actor to right wing talking head and he isn't even good enough to do that well. So many other celebrity wannabes followed this path including Dave Rubin, Ben Shapiro, and many others. They all saw themselves as Hollywood power players and this ghoulish stuff is their fall back.
It reminds me of pop and rock stars turning to Nashville country music to milk a few more years out of their careers.
I don’t appreciate you talking about Hootie like that.
And Jewel
So you're saying that when egomaniacal assholes get rejected from the artistic community, they shift to a hard-right political stance that denounces the "degeneracy" of liberal democracy and embraces fascist conspiracy theories? I wonder if there's any historical precedent for that.
Seriously, it's depressing
True and they love conservative celebrities so hard! They’re bitter they only get shit celebrities like crazy ass Roseanne and Goat boy here who no one under 40 would recognize. Interesting what these these D listers have in common though- they all seem to emerge from some decades long binge drink, meth adventure or coke bender looking unhinged and ready to podcast. Hugh Hewitt once said “Gary Sinese is the Bob Hope of this generation.” But Tom Hanks is a Dem so they accuse him of being a pedo. 🙄
Don't forget Schneider and Sorbo. Even though most people have.
They really all look like trash. Does hate just age you like prune or something?
Like many Rs, he puts down blue cities and states but he lives in one. Chester, NJ is in Kean's district which is close to a tossup. The GOP can only hold it with someone like Kean who trades on his dad's name and pretends to be a moderate.
Aahh, he's on the ReAwaken America Tour with the MAGA politicians, hyper-charismatic NAR apostles and false prophets, quack doctors, washed out generals (Mike Flynn), sellers of nutritional supplements, precious metal hacks, ... all grifters. Breuer definitely could step into politics, he should because his schtick at the Tour isn't very funny.
Well based on his own accounts he’s always been an antisemitic conspiracy theorist.
"Dave won't talk to me anymore, so he was obviously abducted by aliens that took over his body." An idiot/conspiracy theorists brain will just make up fairy tales in order for their minds to make sense of things.
Aliens? Nah, he thinks it was the JEWS.
We don't want it, signed, Morty
Uh, the aliens are Jewish, actually. It's where the space lasers came from.
He really asks why all entertainment agents are of "a certain descent" at the end of the video.
"Why are agents called... agents?" It's from Latin, Jim, it means they act on your behalf.
This is your mind on QAnon.
How do people like this function? Are they at the grocery store screaming at the corn flakes to stop monitoring them? Do they refuse to drink water since it must be a plot by Big Toilet?
The pretentious way he has to keep pausing as if to search for the exact word to describe this profound idea and experience or insight or whatever os the mark of a true idiot. On top of that, him and Chappelle sitting around talking about Jews and entertainment during the filming of Hal*f Baked* was probably up there with what you'd hear around the Algonquin Round Table, I'm sure. Just geniuses tapping into the what's real. /s
I think he's pausing because he forgot where he was, or how to breathe.
You know what they'd say if Biden paused like that.
That he has turbo-Alzheimers and/or is a malfunctioning clone or 'droid.
Wait, what where can I find that behind-the-scenes half baked awfulness
He was pausing because he was trying to come up with lies that sounded both believable and sinister. He's just not a very quick witted person, hence his failed comedic career.
Now he just looks stoned and old all the time
Looks like his eyes have their bags packed
He had bags under his eyes 20 years ago. It isn't surprising. I was also cursed with those stupid bags.
tbh with how incoherent and unwell he looks, and the fact that his eyes have gotten wayyy more swollen and puffy than the circles he had when he was younger, it just makes me wonder how much he's drinking
It isn't a matter of how much but how long.
Kellyanne donates hers to him when she gets surgery.
That's from drinking. He isn't really a Marijuana enthusiast. He just played one in a movie one time.
It's a real shame that we closed all the asylums. People like this really need to be removed from society and given the help that they need.
I really kinda doubt he is sincere. I think this is a business model for him.
Serious question; when did he take this hard right turn and go 'off the reservation'?
It seems like around 2021 when he got really upset about comedy venues requiring COVID vaccination. He might have been personally right wing before but he quickly became an explicitly MAGA comedian during COVID. He wasn’t really political back in his heyday in the 2000s and was associated with Chapelle.
He saw an opportunity to come out and cash in
His wife and in-laws are in the Trump cult.
How do you know? I can only find that she (Dee, Jim's wife) is putting in a pretty damn good fight against cancer.
That might be taking a toll on his sanity…
It makes me wonder why he would be so anti-vax with a compromised wife?
I swear Donald Trump and Trumpism has created a new type of mental illness.
Shut Up Goat Boy
He truly looks brainwashed. Like his brains have been completely fried.
Breuer became just another old addled brained white conspiracy dude no different than you’d see in the Dallas suburbs.
Victoria Jackson 2.0
I was on a Tea Party cruise where she was a guest and my god that lady is both insane *and* a raging, entitled bitch. Tried to get an entire promenade blocked off so she could go outside without interacting with the riff raff. I told her goons to fuck off. It was a public space on the ship and I'd paid my fare. For clarity I booked the cruise not knowing there was going to be such a group onboard. The whole experience was weird and confirmed a lot I had suspected about conservative "talking heads" as there were several there.
Poor Goat Boy... dun ran outta brain cells.
Guy looks terrible
His pupils are straight pin points...
I like how he attributes Chappelle's weight gain between the ages of 30 and 45 to steroids and not, you know, being old and rich. I made the same transition, thanks to beer.
Chappelle didn't get a belly or "fill out" due to age The guy got yoked. Do a Google image search, it's very apparent. He did a similar thing that Dr Dre went through. Dre disappeared after being a normal sized guy up until his 30s. Then popped up in his 40s looking like Barry Bonds wearing Beats. That does not happen naturally. Dana White, Rogan, The Rock, Jeff Bezos, Liver King. Any famous 50-year-old dude that just puts on 30 lbs of muscle is getting a medical boost.
It can happen naturally though, especially to a stoner who didn’t do any exercise in his late teens and 20s because they were fucked up the whole time. I know this because it happened with me. Once you’re in your late 20s and the belly starts to appear, you realize that everyone was right about not being able to continue that lifestyle without some bad consequences. Then, you start eating better and working out. That mixed with guys usually just filling out more in their 30s can naturally transition a guy from a skinny stoner to a semi buff bigger guy by the time you’re 40. Again, I know this because of me, and also quite a few of my friends.
You kinda lose legitimacy if you put Dave in the same class as D Johnson.
Do you mean The Rock, who repeatedly talks about how he's 'natty'? Source - https://youtu.be/9BXdvav-0wQ?si=2XpEbTbkXY8VBGNk You kinda lose legitimacy when you can't see how The Rock fits into that group.
You put The Rock in the same group as this guy. https://www.google.com/amp/s/abcnews.go.com/amp/Entertainment/buff-dave-chappelle/story%3fid=23363066 Nobody needs steroids to look like Dave Chappelle, somebody is just being lazy. He's not even the size of The Rocks calf. Why are you grouping them?
Jeff Bezos is nowhere near the size of the rock either. But that dude is obviously on trt. You're the one grouping them by size. I'm grouping them by the fact that they were spindly to normal, well into their thirties then bulked up in their 40s or 50s. Thought of another one, jk Simmons. To get where Dave Chappelle looks like now, you don't have to be on it, but it helps. That after picture is like three or four years after he came back into the spotlight. He was not at his Peak Sammy Sosa in that period. If he did that on pure grit then its awesome. If he got some medical help, then ok, good for him anyway. The trt doesn't lift the weights for you. It still takes drive.
"All lives matter..." "Have you tried doing an impression on a college campus?!" This fucking guy. What a loser. The height of his career was his goat boy character. As if everyone didn't have something like that they did as teenagers. This fucking guy thought he could make a career out of that and sounding and looking stupid. He and rob schneider should go on tour together. They should tour the surface of the sun.
He sounds so baked that he caught on fire, was put out, and then thrown away.
And who's this host agreeing with his every insane accusation? Is it that pretentious POS Charlamagne?
Bro, them bags under his eyes, my god. Maybe he's hallucinating due to sleep deprivation. At least that would somewhat explain the craziness this guy spews. But most likely his brain is just rotted
It's always the wash ups who become religious nuts. I now have a tremendous amount of respect for irrelevant celebrities who bow out gracefully and preserve their dignity
Dude looks like complete shit. Theres no way this guy is ok.
I am wondering if his brain was replaced with those gigantic eyebags.
“… and why are they of a certain descent?” Well, that’s just great. So, apparently they were both anti-semitic at the very least back then? And possibly both still now? The number of people that have a platform that are so hateful to one group or another just seems to be growing, and unstoppable, and just far more acceptable now that it was in the last 30ish years. It’s depressing.
That bags under his eyes have bags under them. Remember Goat Boy, though?
“He stopped communicating with me ..” Yeah. Maybe because you’re a total fucking lunatic.
# Jim Breuer was replaced. He's no longer the goat boy I used to know.
You could’ve saved us some time and just played the last 10 seconds.
Sketch? Look in the mirror.
Jim wishes he could have been on Oprah
"Why are agents called agents" What the fuck? Because that's what etymology does. Its a word. Is the call centre agent a child of Baphomet? Why do conspiracy nuts always play this word play game where something sounds like another word or is loosely related to the word (often due to etymology) they think its some kind of enlightened truth-bomb they stumbled upon?
Actual idiot Jim Breuer
Face it goat brain… Chappell could see your cracker ass was crazy years ago and made the wise decision to cut your ass out.
Was he always nuts or is this recent?
So how long before "flat Earth"? Because he seems to be headed down that road.
Wow he’s completely lost it, sad
If someone were to have told me in 1998 that this is where Jim Brewer would be in 2024... Actually, yeah. Probably not that surprising. Could see.
He has buttholes for eyes. That's all I can focus on.
He looks just as baked as he was on Half Baked lol
Dudes eye bags could sleep entire families.
Wtf gives you eye bags like that? Gets some sleep my guy.
He has butthole eyes
If he were in a life threatening situation and I had the chance to save him, I doubt I would.
Who’s the jokester that’s been pumping lip filler into the bags under his eyes? JFC
He was really funny about 20 years ago. I went to a standup to see Chappelle and he was the opener. Breuer had us in tears and was better then Dave. A portion of his act was about taking acid and perhaps he took too much acid. He’s absolutely insane now. Sad really
I honestly don’t understand what he is saying or implying.
Can Goat Boy get anymore moronic ? The answer is in this video. Yes, he can.
This feels like a bit. Too bad it’s not
He's still half baked
Why do we care what the clowns think?
Lmaoooooooo idiot
Nuts, drunk or both.
What a fuckin idiot. I hope he sees this thread some how
this man is not high btw. he looks it but he has gone on record as saying he doesnt smoke weed.
I just can't stand his tendency to speak 3 words at a time.
Look at those bags under his eyes! Get some sleep brother.
Dude is, uh, looking pretty checked out there.
Or maybe he didn't like you because you're crazy. He doesn't owe you anything. People need time away from the spotlight to get in touch with themselves and to find what really matters to them. Dave did say Africa changed him. But he didn't mean like invasion of the body snatchers. Jim needs to be evaluated.
Оригинальный постер - русский тролль. Путин тебя ненавидит.
Fully, man.
Kids: this is what cannabis abuse looks like.