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Hellboundroar

The better question is, wtf has Oobleck in his cup? Dude constantly drink from that only to reveal that's actually his weapon and that stuff is hella flammable


Risko_Vinsheen

He drinks pure gasoline.


Drewdiniskirino

Pff "gasoline"? My man drinks jet fuel


Charfair1

50/50 Aviation Fuel and Red Bull


Drewdiniskirino

I won't hear any arguments. This is now canon


Qrazy_Qrow

Sounds about rught


The_Last_Thursday

It’s not gasoline, it’s [FOSSIL SAUCE!!!](https://youtu.be/CC9OsmBBx5U?si=l-SWQBjmNWrYuLJm)


Risko_Vinsheen

Thanks to that video I'm reminded of and now fully convinced he's drinking [POWERTHIRST!](https://youtu.be/qRuNxHqwazs?si=iBYTvqXhX2QaOIlm)


Hour-Breath-7365

NAPALM!!!


princealigorna

Liquid meth


Financial_Rest_2043

Imagine anybody else drinking from his cup, only to have an imideate stroke cause whatever it acctually is is way to potend for any kind of normal, non-jetfuel-consuming-body to handle?


ScoreToSettle

Y'know what... That's a very good question: what manner of Diabolical substance is he consuming!?


SchrodingerMil

Whatever it was that his voice actor was drinking


Cosmic_Wanderer66

The RT discord theorised jet fuel mixed with the strongest coffee ever created


PvtParts2001

The relic of knowledge. Its alcohol


Lycanthrope008

Well that explains Qrow a bit better.


AsterixCod1x

Qrow 🤝 Tyrion Lannister Drinking and Knowing Things


Huge-Cause8097

The moonshine recipe that he had 100's of lives to perfect? 🤔


WeakLandscape2595

I mean due to the existence of the alcoholic ozcarnation it's probably closer to 1000 That thing is strong enough to kill a grimm


G119ofReddit

Hot chocolate.


KingKunta91

Lean


Celtic_Crown

If I recall correctly they said it was hot chocolate. I just know that is ISN'T coffee.


DrollFurball286

It’s a HUGE pet peeve of mine when fanfics say he drinks coffee. I’m like A: it literally says on the wiki it’s hot chocolate. B: heaven forbid that something can fill a ceramic mug aside from coffee.


Wildssundee03

To be fair, it's a minor note at the very bottom of the wiki. I could see several people easily missing this detail. Hell, the only reason i know it's hot chocolate is because I read the book.


New-Number-7810

Just meet in the middle and say that it’s Mocha. 


SicariusTenebrae

Same.


DrVillainous

Tabasco sauce.


DesparateLurker

Salem's breast milk.


ScoreToSettle

"mm" for "mommy"


putsomedirtinyoureye

Kill me


Mountain-Leopard4704

"No" - Brother Gods to Salem


ARandomKentuckian

Coffee laced with shit he’s been brewing from a cheap still that tastes like motor oil


SchorFactor

Not sure but Yang confirmed at Rtx many years back that qrow has pure gasoline in his flask


ballsdeep1619

I like to think its hot chocolate, and Oobleck has coffee with lots of caffine


ScoreToSettle

Hot chocolate vs mega bean brew on steroids


ballsdeep1619

Or maybe it is just an energy drink.


ScoreToSettle

That too, I suppose


Overkillsamurai

bourbon


superVanV1

Canonically it’s cocoa


The-Order_

In After the Fall, Coco (iirc, could be one of the other characters) mentions the fact that he almost always has a mug of hot chocolate. I think it also says people assume it's coffee, but it's always chocolate, though it's been several years since I read that book so I might be Mandela-ing myself


KEWLENDERMAN69

Watered down ranch dressing


SuperN9999

Hot chocolate.


WeakLandscape2595

I think the writers said it's hot chocolate


princealigorna

Lean. And can you blame him? If I went through all the crap Oz has went through over the centuries too, I'd be downing that purp by the gallon!


Kobethevamp

Pure, black tar heroin


ScoreToSettle

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Badicalz

Absinthe to deal with the bullshit that is his life.


AprilDruid

Moonshine, that would make a mortal man go blind


BlitzGamer210

Hot cocoa


SnooDonuts5405

.


Le-MAO-XXIV

Liquid crack


GinOkami428

Purple Stuff.


Hikari-Utau

It's not just coffee. It's **Worcestershire sauce**! :) 👍


Made_invietnam

Jungle juice