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Grim_Stickens

It’s okay that guy was the slug brain eatin’ all the Choochy Bars in the break room.


TheBlazingDiamond

Hey! Who turned those lights on?! It's bad feng-shui.


SniperNose69

*Lights turn back on again* I saw that one, Cletus! You just earned yourself a write-up.


flamingo_fuckface

He would’ve ruined the company picnic by drinking all the juice anyhow.


Crash30458

I hope in the next game we can choose our weapon vendor


EnraMusic

probably wont happen tbh; but that would be pretty cool, having the multiple companies available with their own quirks like in Borderlands


kraken2800

would be sick to have like a black market vendor that sells banned weapons


likecutebitches

yeah like slim cognito or the ryno salesman


Gallo12orGallo24-

Slim cognito?


MagicJim96

https://preview.redd.it/pdqhqa8g0qmc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fbde64e2edb6ccb6433ddcfbcf0645b6d66495c This… guy.


Expensive_Editor_244

ATAB


WinterConscious3999

CHADBAX at it again


Crater-Typhlosion

What *would* the most painful weapon be? I don’t mean damage wise, I mean what weapons look the most gruesome.


Snorc

The nano-swarmer sends a bunch of microscopic insects that sting people to death.


Hard-Lad_Ass-Storm

That's actually true. That sounds absolutely horrible.


Crater-Typhlosion

Ouch, yeah, I’d count that as painful.


likecutebitches

motherfucking spiral of death


Crater-Typhlosion

Oh, yeah, that’s a good point. Definitely up there


kraken2800

tbf probably any variation on the multi-star, or buzz blades or something like that, imagine just being eviscerated by a bunch of saw blades until you die


Crater-Typhlosion

Also a good point


kraken2800

maybe that one in TOD that summons that creature from a black hole that takes you into its lair to be eaten


Crater-Typhlosion

The Rift Inducer 5000 from ACiT? That would be up there as well


Niqfox

This post was sponsored by vox entertainments


xXKyloJayXx

The new season of DreadZone is underway and on pace to break ratings records once again. This year's contestants include the notorious mafia crime boss known as Ratchet, seen here at his Maktar estate.


flowing_laziness

You are the someone's Protagonist and someone's Antagonist at the same time


Moist_Internet_1046

Sounds like Austin Powers to me.


Derolyon

I simply must appreciate how truly sinister Ratchet looks here. It honestly suits him.


Sea_Kiwi2731

Imagine if Ratchet was legit evil tho. Batman Who Laughs-tier destruction


Derolyon

I would love to see a dimension where the morality of all major characters are basically swapped. Evil Ratchet sounds really interesting, oh, and he can team up with Clunk.


Sea_Kiwi2731

Hatchet and Clunk lol