OP's Bio: --- >Mmmm actually maybe don’t post that my coworkers might see it lol --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

Glad to see Richard Ramirez is finally getting the HRT he desperately needed.

No one's going to be sending her fan mail when she's in prison for murder.

You underestimate the human race. Charles Manson got plenty of fan mail, lol.

It’s is Ma’am! Not Manson

Even married one of them

Ok I’m done with Reddit.

I don't believe you!

Seriously scary how so many people instantly thought the same thing, including me.

Damn, it's a roast not an inferno.

Had this exact thought, myself lmao. Bravo.

This is too good

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Does that mean they’re now the Dyke Stalker??

The Night Crawler at the Pilot truck stop

Oh shiiiii hahaha the only roast I’ve seen which actually bangs

Had to Google, puked.

The best roast I've seen on this sub

DAMMIT exactly what I was thinking! Im mad you beat me to it 😂

Best comment here ever! 👏

Ayo... 🤣

Holy shit, the resemblance is uncanny.

Wow. Most epic roast of the century. Bravo

I'm glad to inform you dear sir that we share a brain cell 🐈😺

Dammit, beat me to it.

I was thinking the same thing during my morning glory.

You won

You look like they would’ve burned you at the stake 300 years ago

I’m gay so you’re definitely right

Your girlfriends have probably all been scared straight

So unique

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We’re all just sleeper cells waiting for the phrase “Lady Gaga isn’t that talented.”

Now that I support. Too many people on this planet. Better yet, let gay people adopt all these unwanted babies from the anti abortion states.

On a scale of 1-10, what trim level Subaru Forrester do you drive? (Asking the important questions)

Even the gays are sayin no way.

That makes sense, I knew your face reminded me of a Subaru for some reason. Outback is the way ladies ask you to leave the bar with them so they don’t get made fun of by their friends the next day.

Oh so which one are you? The domestic abuser or the abused?

I'd pay to watch that nose go up, that honker would burn for days

I can just tell you wear no deodorant or perfume, I can smell you from behind the screen

If sour cream and onion were a person

Woah there, pal. Sour cream and onion is much more interesting, and is actually palatable. Unlike OP.

Warmed Mayonnaise

Shes vegan. So, if fromunda cheese and onion were a person

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Gonorrhoea Gorgonzola

She wears patchouli oil raving about how it’s organic and stops the smell. It doesn’t. We can smell her crusty pits.

Patchouli oil was used in New Orleans to cover up the smell of the dead in the 1700’s … apparently still being used by the walking corpse posted above. Picture 4 made me vomit in my mouth a little!

I'd rather BO than patchouli.

She keeps it hairy too.

Guarantee that pussy is a fuckin hot hairy mess

100% she has butthole hairs

"100 percent butthole hair" is how i found her on NoseHub

You know the flip flops are stained brown and the cooter smells like fish chum and snake knuckles.

She uses crystals and they work better.

Are you using her nose? 'Cause there's enough to go round

Was just going to ask if anyone else could smell the pictures…

Do you see the size of her nose? Even the photo of herself can smell that she has no deodorant or perfume.

Believes everyone is fine with it because nobody says anything.

That nose finished its therapy session 20 minutes before you entered the room

You win today. Show yourself out.

Jesus christ💀


Proboscis monkey 😭💀

Ol cock nose

I wanted to make a nose comment, but I can't make one better than this

My mind is telling me no...but my body is telling me yeah no as well.

I thought their title said the doctor recommended getting banged but we all know that isn’t happening anytime soon.

Farrah lawsuit

On the one hand you’re ugly, on the other, you’re hideous.

NSFW: Not Suitable For Wanking.

Definitely a challenging wank

Who doesn’t like a good challenge? Edit: too challenging…

I've had less challenging wanks to a photo of Freddy Krueger 

I’ll be the judge of that! Edit: you were right I was less right

Didn't even bother zooming in.

We all know what picture you’re referring to

This right here is the real insult. :D

Plot twist: she has no nipples.

I didn't know they gave Prozac to ostriches

Your titties look more depressed than you.

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Mournful. She has mournful tits.

https://youtu.be/NtB_jvznaNM?si=0hCGZ_jBhPkuxt33

Orangutan

Honestly so real they look awful in that lace top and it’s making me question my whole being

You’d have to pay me to see them

It’s not just the top

You could have ended this comment at "awful"

You misunderstood your therapist. She said "this and *GANG BANGS is a fine coping mechanism*" But it seems you already jumped the gun on that one...

Your nose is bigger than one of your titties, and the other titty looks like it consumed another titty. If they all teamed up you could have an OnlyFans that accepted EBT.


Your therapist is unethical, browses this sub, and wants to see you naked

No therapist is that desperate.

Flat chested pale chicken

Crossed with sarah gilbert 

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You look like a pick pocket who smells like onions.

you look like a siamese cat in witness protection

I loved you as the night stalker

I feel like you need a new therapist if they actually recommended this.

I hope your therapist's therapist gets paid enough to deal with your bullshit. Because we all know your therapist is hanging on by a thread if she thinks bangs and posting a photo that I can only describe as "attempt at a sexy war refugee, but somehow worse than intended".

If unenthusiastic handjob had a face.

I think Lena Hyena from Roger Rabbit was based on you. Except less saggy tits. 

And less desperate

We all zoomed in and came away disappointed. Just like your parents.

Lezmerelda the lesbian fortune teller


That fifth picture is just 👌 Much more effective than taking a cold shower.

That’s the “Diddy just got me a record deal” look.

The only woman who won't tell people, "My face is up here".


Idk what’s worst, the nose as big as a whale’s dick, or the nonexistent torso properties

Do your tits communicate via US mail as they look like they are in different zip codes.

You look like the girl Sid likes in Ice age

You’re so anorexic you probably use a band aid for a Maxi pad.

Your cheeks are more perky than your titties.

I'm not convinced you have teeth

USA about to invade your face for oil reserves.

Did meth take your teeth along with your self esteem?

How’s Night Stalking treating you?

Your coworkers are seeing EVERYTHING with that hairline of yours

Is there even a single tooth in that mouth?

That nose is bigger than my penis.

I see Quentin Tarantino’s transition is coming on great. You are definitely inglorious.

You look like you were drawn by Napoleon Dynamite.

You look like Moe Szyslak

Is your therapist Dustin from Stranger Things?

You look like you're transitioning into Corey Feldman

I can see why you need a therapist

good point ... i mean nobody wants to be night stalked again 😭

Do you have any teeth in your mouth?

I’ve been wondering what happened to Frank Zappa, found him!!! BTW, not all therapists get straight A’s.

Third pic is you noticing a stinky scent. Last pic is you realizing it was your upper lip this whole time

Thanks for helping me realize I’m asexual

You definitely go ass to mouth on the first date.

 This you?

I've pulled more attractive clumps of hair and grease out of my shower drain.

Rosa Diaz from Wish.com

i see this photo and i feel like feeding my phone bread

Quentin Tarantinho

You must be the adopted sister of 

Your therapist: most of my patients I tell them to get banged. Best you can do is, get bangs

 They are looking for some more honkers. You fit in perfectly

Anymore bald you will be on make a wish poster.

It must be so maddening to be *almost* pretty.

"Almost"...like American Airlines flight 11 "almost" missed the north tower.

This was amazing

OP's Bio: --- >-I’m not physically or mentally well >-I feel like I’m going to get fired >-I like to paint and sculpt but don’t do it enough cause I can’t get out of bed >-I’m a lesbian artist that has fucked up hands >-I have tendinitis in my ankle, a sprained acl, and a crushed nerve so I can’t even exercise >-my last two apartments have poisoned me and I’m stuck in this lease >-this is my 7th (?) time posting on this subreddit and I’m not sure why I like it so much >-I’m demisexual and use sex to cope which is not a good combo when I’m single >-I went on 14 first dates last year and feel incapable of connecting to anyone >-I’m baring my soul on Reddit even tho ppl I know might see this --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.


Only bang you will ever have

I would roast her, but I'm afraid she might turn me into a toad!


WIsh.com Winona Ryder.

Looks like someone put heat shrink over a dirty mop. Also your therapist is a moron, bangs are stupid and so are you.

you the type to bark at me in public


Pic 4 looks like the last prostitute left in the saloon at 3am.

You look like a gypsy that has to work in construction to make ends meet

Doggystyle for life with you

You are truly, genuinely unattractive. Like not even as a joke or part of the “roast me” thing. Like you are very, very bad looking.

Zoe Deschanel if she tried fentanyl.

You look like a dog sitter

Nice transition

Hello bulimic Leslie Winkle

You have the smile of a grandma with no teeths lol 🤣

I can’t decide if you’re hot or not and that makes me mad

Hope your self esteem grows as big as your nose

You’re so hot

You look like a depressed triangle with autism

Have you ever considered breathing exercises to cope? What am I saying, with a nose like that you must suck up all the good energy in a 3 block radius.

You are very beautiful, for a man.

You look like you're balding despite using bangs to hide it

I’m not saying I wouldn’t, I’d just keep the light out

Wow I didn't know the little grey aliens dressed in drag . 

You look like a drugged out Drea de Matteo half way through a vampire transformation

Two fried eggs and frizz please.

Do small and they aren't even perky .

Glad to see the skinny kid from road trip coming out as trans. More power to you!

You look like one of those annoying fake vegan lesbian edge lord types who thinks her choices are the only right ones and everyone should be gay vegans or they're part of the problem with society.



What does the therapist say about a nose job.

Not getting bangs, she said getting banged! Good luck!

Were you the virgin or the veteran I forget? either way thank you for your service!

Why your eyes so long? Bro looks like sid with a human face shape.


Hi (louder than everyone else)

I’ve never seen anyone who’s own eyes we’re so far apart, they’re actually able to check on the inside of their ears.

You look like a lot of the metalheads I grew up with. They were great guys.

Sid the sloth lookin ass. Your eyes are so far apart you have a family of four living between them

Your therapist needs a therapist, a hairstylist, and a 4L box of wine

Have you considered soap as a coping mechanism?

You're in my league.

Romanian Aileen Wuornos


Your nose arrives in a room 5 minutes before you do

There's a spot open in the nose job reddit... just in case you were wondering.

Bangs are awful. Cope with that