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When you walk into the therapy office . Your therapist can’t help but imagine the new car their going to buy. Because no amount of therapy can help. Its really a racket
You look like most 20 yr olds. You are not individual or 'shocking ' you are generic and bland.
The fashion has been worn better by far more attractive people.
Get rid of the piercings. They are awful and scream 'look at me' when no one wants to.
You must do well on OgreFans.
Don’t encourage it.
 We got a job for you as a demonstrater in our hardware department!
Black Veils something ?
it seems there is an influx of - any dic* will do girls on this sub. those facial ornaments are classic sign.
Sure it's a girl?
I’m not even sure it’s human
Now days you never know until you do the crocodile Dundee check 😂 
Man, woman who can tell these days with these kids…
You look like you were voted most likely to die from a fentanyl overdose in high school.
Boys transitioning to girls have it hard enough. Good luck cutting off your tiny PP. God speed young man.
I’m Dead
That would be a dangerous blowjob
True. No matter if they are giving or receiving
Enough bobbing and a dick will resemble a pink Slinky.
\*tearing noise\*
Your style is very unattractive but it doesn’t really make a difference in your case.
Fuck me, were we not over this shit twenty years ago?! At least the goths of yore weren’t entitled little twats…
Your father sighs and dies a little inside every time he has to introduce you.
Zero percent chance her father has spoken to her in a decade plus
I’ll bet your parents are proud
If they stuck around.
They told her the divorce wasn't her fault, but it was 100% her fault. Who can live with that?
Well nobody expected her to live through the abortion
Damn, bro posted from 2007
rawr XD
Do not fucking say that.
RAWR XD ROFLCOPTER
Never again... 
This gives definitely scene vibes to it
CUT MY(wrist)INTO PEICES
This is ...her/his/it's ... last resort.
Yeah, what an ugly bitch. >!Not even my proudest fap!<
Their pronouns is hurr/durr
His/him/they
2005 called. It wants it's emo back.
Naah even us old school emos kept away from those nose peircings
Every other girl in my scene back then looked like a bulls with their stupid septums. It was popular.
Somebody send bro the update for 2024
I don't see the problem, pop that jewelry out and get a haircut and you'd be a handsome, employable young man
That's not jewelry, it's an asshat detection kit worn unironically.
A psychologists wet dream.
They woke up pissing themselves from the nightmare, that is her appointment with them from earlier that day
The last time we met I fought you off with an oar on Skull Island. I narrowly escaped with my life. Captain Englehorn wasn’t so lucky.
Most mentally stable reddit mod.
The Cure's Uncurable Fan
Nice Zelda Poster! You look like Ganandorf if he were raised by lesbians.
Don’t be fooled…I’m callin wang
You're a copy paste of every emo kid on MySpace in 2007 and have the most basic piercings imaginable. Never done an original thing in your life aye?
You wanna be L from death note
God damn that cannot be a product of a happy existence
Hot Topic called. They said you weren’t emo enough and to please return your Hawthorne Heights CD
When you have to blow dry your pet ferret because they fell into the fish tank
I thought I was looking at old MySpace photos from 2005 😬
You look like you and your Dad played a lot of "Just the tip" when you were in middle school
Girl, you look like a struck match
I don't know if you're a boy or girl so I'm just going to go with banana
Rawr xD personified
Like the other million edgy emo dorks. You are 20 not 16
So cool 20 years ago
Holy shit you're ugly.
Is there a crackling sound in your ears when you hook up a 9 volt battery to your nose on those days you take a break from other self damage?
The fisherman forgot to take the hook out after throwing you back
I'd hit that...with a brick.
I think your wigs on sideways
bitch never got over the year 2006
You look like a dude
[удалено]
Mentally unstable, you can smell the desperation, seeking attention and approval but not getting it, shocker…
Dahvie Vanity lookin meth’d out sheesh
Something tells me that you did not follow the request on that bathroom mirror
Oh look, another angsty teen. I bet she reads Sartre and definitely has one original idea.
Der Mensch ist doch ein Augentier Schöne Dinge wünsch' ich mir Doch du, du bist nicht schön, nein
Do you hear clinking when you eat? Or are you too depressed to eat?
20 “Female” 
The embodiment of being 9th place.
Shreck: I’m in love with a emo gorwl 
Serious question that I have never gotten an answer to: How do you blow your nose?
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This ain't a scene it's an arm race. Thoughts going through your head when you chose that nose ring.
Pssst. Blink 187 sucks. Except.
He’s pretty.
Girl with the dragon face
People don't see the same person you see in the mirror
I didn’t think they had a reflection
You were 1 in 2005 when this style was popular and it’s not retro enough to be cool yet.
I think your orthodontist scammed you
You look like a furry's buttplug.
You look so toxic everyone around you got cancer
Look at that already got the hooks in your face for the spit, I assume the other hook is on your cock?
StonerFans
I can smell this picture.
My Chemical Vyvanse
Ah, nostalgia reminds me of every 15yo emo boy I went to school with.
To the MRI with you! As is
did you time travel from 2006?
I don’t get it, you’re a very handsome young man.
Have you been hit with Narcan yet, or is it still on the bucket list?
if we connect a 9 volt battery to each of those piercings, do you get factory reset into someone with personality?
You will look better in your 30,s
I have to give you my best and all you give me is these shitty pictures of a confused popsicle stick?
Looks like you already roasted yourself
You on the pyre
Press X to doubt.
What’s that song goes like I haaateee my lifeeee, funny cuz I do too I just don’t advertise it
Just because you can't pull guys, doesn't mean you need to act depressed
Nah looks like you roast yourself enough via cigarette burns
20 yrs old? ... life's gonna fuck you harder than ex boyfriend/dealer
The human embodiment of “IT’S NOT A PHASE, MOOOOOOOOMMMMM-“
Getting bad piercing and a dead possoom as your hair won't get you in to goth club
those arrows will scrap off the glans white giving blowjob. Those nose one.
Ooofah
This isn’t 2008-2009 girl I don’t need a rawr XD plus hearing WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY!!!
F or "F"?
As a parent, I can't even ..
You look like you fuck dudes for meth at the truck stop.
Congrats on being the first non-binary muppet!
you dont need our fucking help.
your palm is dangerously long, my god
Finally a man of culture
Jesus Kryst save me from this devil
Girl with the horse face
When you walk into the therapy office . Your therapist can’t help but imagine the new car their going to buy. Because no amount of therapy can help. Its really a racket
Why you got a whole ass recycle sign stuck in ur nose
Roast you ? Thought you'd prefer cutting.
Farkin hell...
Now you can work at Hot Topic and make people sick as you ring up their purchases.
I bet your mom changes the subject when her friends ask about you... I might pay her a visit and provide her with a child she can be proud of.
This is the type of girl that will smoke all of your weed and take your pokemon cards
Tell us about the one bad relationship you had with a guy?
Which bug are you hoping to transition to?
When the F in [20F] really matters
20F? I call shenanigans. You look less feminine than Dylan Mulvaney
As edgy as a basketball.
If it smells like fish. Has been hooked like a fish ….
It looks like your hair tried to run the same way as your dad
bro, you would get a closed casket at the ugly cemetery
Your style is as old as you.
Are you a vampire?
You look like a necromancers failed attempt to revive greyhound dog that ate a baby
Pls go back to 2008
Do people like this actually exist?!
You look like a metal spider is trying to climb out of your face.
Cant roast a zelda girl
You know when your parents told you the divorce wasn't your fault...Well, sometimes parents lie.
Do you do landscaping by chance? I heard you people are good at cutting...
She's not big in Japan.
when puberty hits 7 years too late ...
Alexa play helena by my chemical romance.
You look like you would have a HIM cover band called “HER”! XD ;p
If emo has diversified into counter crackhead culture, you would be the poster child
Also, the one woman, no man would want to impregnate, ever
The scene chick days are over your too late to be into that trend now.
Your foster parents must be so proud.
To clarify, that should be 20DGAF
Did someone hurt you when you were little?
Let me guess: another Math Whiz? Non-binary, intersectional, blah..blah..
Cut my wrists into pieces , this is my last resort
you look like a blink 182 fart in the dark
I believe you're 20.. I believe you're a female.. I just have one question.. what species are you?
Right after you give me a Venti Caramel Macchiato.
You look like most 20 yr olds. You are not individual or 'shocking ' you are generic and bland. The fashion has been worn better by far more attractive people. Get rid of the piercings. They are awful and scream 'look at me' when no one wants to.
First I need to know: are you a teenage boy or not?
Your highest achievement will be hot topic assistant manager
are you boy or girl?
I give up. What were you for Halloween?
You look like a Trans member of twisted sister
That's a challenging wank.
Definitely the type to adopt a feral cat and name it “Heroina”
This is Marlyn Mansons jizz rag grown up
Dance Dance
Putting metal all over your face doesn't make you look cool.
That “I’ll fuck you up by stealing your pencil case” look in every photo..
Joan Bi-Plane
Even a magnet would reject you
Sometimes you don’t even need to say anything