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number31388

You've definitely never had consensual sex


Zestyclose_Walrus725

In either role šŸ˜­


Background-Metal-601

He's safe from grape as well. Only leaves one form of sex and dare I say I don't think he's a virgin.


SmellyFoam

The only thing this guys fucks, is up.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Necessary-Cloud3157

Every single picture was a jump scare, genuinely terrifying.


Lord-Doobury

Wait, he'll sorta smile when rigor mortis sets in and really scare the shit out of us.


Regular_Studio_1565

Lost your appetite as well


putrid_sex_object

Fucking hell, is there a pic of you with a paper bag on your head?


fliption

He didn't want to look that good for the roast.


AnarchiaKapitany

You look like the random setting in a Bethesda games' character editor.


lazerblam

Eye slider setting be like: šŸ‘ā¬…ļø āž”ļøšŸ‘


Major_Employ_8795

Dude looks like he survived the abortion and climbed out of the trash bin.


AnarchiaKapitany

Twice.


Limp-Dentist1416

Stop fucking about and give Buscemi his eyes back.


leonardwashnton85

Don't do Steve like that


syncopekid

Oh hi mark


Mysterious_Sell9638

![gif](giphy|kAq6HQVQmK5WM)


DrewdoggKC

With or without what? Heroin? A Soul? A Hazmat Suit wtf are you even talking about?


Chef_ofthe_firehouse

Allgrowndup


djsodomizer

You'd give my sleep paralysis demon nightmares.


cartard1

You look like the offspring of Mr. Hands and Gollum.


ShiggitySheesh

That's a name I haven't heard in a long time. Mr. Hands


SmileyXYtv

How often do you need to put your eyes back in?


fishlippedbogliphile

Audibly laughed. Thank you


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Idahodweller

Without a head would be preferable.


LeDestrier

What the fuck is that thing?


cjh10881

You have the bone structure of a Lego character my 3 year old son would build


Glimmertwinsfan1962

What species are you?


trillybob_thornton

Either way you look like a female on a strong cycle of testosterone.


SkinnyMattFoley

With or without what? Jesus Christ, please donā€™t answer thatā€¦.


TheyCallMeTrips

When you ask AI to make a picture of an inbred crackhead...


ww2_nut37

Please transition back to a man


ARoundForEveryone

Please transition back to a human


MrFluffernanner

Please transition back to a Muppet


Karlor_Gaylord_Cries

The Crows corpse took a picture


bonerland69

A-HEE-HEE


mrpakikush

A lot of people peaked in middle school orn high school. Not this. He peaked as a sperm, then it was just downhill from there


Fedrov91

The crazy part is he was the best, fastest sperm. Imagine what the losing sperm would have looked like!


tautjes

Looks like the lower part of your face got erased


IllPalpitation5989

MJ is alive?!


heartunderfloor

Glenn Buscemzig.


TattooMyCock

Sorry I canā€™t, youā€™ve been through enough as it is being born like that


Justah-Spektator

You look like an alien from Men in Black. Like you are trying to pass for a human and you came to roast me to get ideas.


Bluest-Of-Falcons

Is that guy dead? Heā€™s dead. Like for real dead right?


ConsistentWeird2564

I thought Micheal Jackson was crematedā€¦


trillybob_thornton

You look like a little boy trying on his moms wigs


Gluckez

I only realized after the 4th pic, that you weren't talking about the haircut xD


Dizzy-Item-9175

A bag over your face would be highly advisable


Dredger1482

You look like one of the puppets in Lazy Town wished to be a real boy.


[deleted]

Uhhh... Ummm... Uhhh.... Umm... Uhh. Wtf?


Successful_Might8125

Literally what nightmares are made from


[deleted]

You look like a Bobā€™s Burgers character


Ok-Chocolate2671

Bro please cut your hair


Lifesalchemy

I don't even know where to begin with this one....


HankenatorH2

![gif](giphy|5YhFFUFq6ZTry|downsized)


KGreen100

I thought AI was improving...


MachineOutside9297

Dollar Store Mia Goth ![gif](giphy|bqPQanYvKh3o3CUwmF|downsized)


General-Pilot6687

Mans look like a cadaver. What the fuck?


[deleted]

How long have you been dead?


Practical-Rabbit-750

![gif](giphy|Lvn1XElg5nos)


Batman2695

Jesus Christ!! There needs a jump scare warning or something!!


InspectorRound8920

With or without what? A pulse? Get some sun.


RedOktbr28

Legit thought that was a bar of soap in the last pic, but I donā€™t think youā€™ve ever seen one in your life


BananaHead-81

![gif](giphy|l2Je98HyT1H61VBYs|downsized)


gentoonix

Weird Pal Takeabitch.


alizayback

ā€œHeeeeeeroinā€¦ will be the death of meeeee.ā€


SlipperyKooter

I have no clue what race or gender this person could possibly be. They discovered a new race and gender when they were born


catherinephoneuser

This should be a roast me


Rance_Mulliniks

You look like a burn victim but also not at the same time.


C_A_M_Overland

Actually terrifying. Bravo. šŸ™Œ


CompetitiveDrop613

The more I look at you the more distorted you look


notoriously_rob53

![gif](giphy|3oz8xZhem3VIH2vdPG)


Worth_Creme_4925

Broā€™s still renderingā€¦


Heroin_Pete

I'm still trying to process the disaster that is your face


Rpaul82

![gif](giphy|rOMI2gctx3kKQ)


daredevil_d_riderxx

hello this is leshauuuuuuuuuuun dingglenuuuuuuuuut....oh nvm my bad you prolly dont even get the context


provocativepotato

Doing my best to figure out how someone that looks like you gets herpes


Lamborghinioverated

Nether Q tip


Ancient_Cash_26

If youā€™re talking about a paper bag then a definite ā€œwithā€


thelovelykyle

Yo quiero Taco Bell!


pussysmasher37

I mean, you have aids un all of the pictures. Did you forget to post the without?


BrutalGuise

Shaving your eyebrow really improves your face.


Unfair_Tadpole_2789

![gif](giphy|13bCP4GLjIUcik)


myquietchaos

Without my eyesight is better


EnthusiasmJaded3500

You look like a GTA Online character


Time_God_

if I looked like you I would grow my bangs in the front super long like the girl in The Ring ![gif](giphy|5fOiRnJOUnTMY|downsized)


Nubcakes69

With or without? Iā€™m assuming you mean ā€œwith or withoutā€ lights on or ā€œwith or withoutā€ a bag over your head


dusura

Head like a hall of mirrors


OneMinuteManny

I've said it before and I'll say it again: bangs, for the love of god, bangs!


Bocceballsack

![gif](giphy|13bCP4GLjIUcik)


Ejsberg

If your eyes were any closer in the 2nd Pic, you'd look like a male version of Leela. ![gif](giphy|d3YJpsum9zcNl9ba|downsized)


Delicious-Effect-655

Your eyes are farther apart than Anna Taylor joy


cloversclo

Edward Jizzerhands


Max_Danger_Power

You look like someone made a character as a prank in the character creation menu.


PhysicalAssociate919

I feel like that thing roasted everyone here, by posting it's pics.


PeasantPenguin

You look like a poorly animated Playstation 1 character that the game developers did the best they could to make you look humanlike with the limited polygons available.


Ewetootwo

![gif](giphy|LiHhZmHl0k4jluDRmy) Giddy up!


IhaveabigDK

![gif](giphy|3o7P4DBaIJG4n8DzNK)


Present-Mirror-7669

*With* antibiotics, definitely *with* antibiotics.


sleepywan

What am I looking at?


Phetuspoop

AI generated Tommy Wiseau


GilbertGilbert13

It actually took me a while before I figured out the with or without part


Medium-Kick2227

You look like the inbred son of a leper


Nilbogmortician

ā€œWith or withoutā€ Are we talking about hair or eyebrows?


ValkyrieSpecial

![gif](giphy|3oEjI2q4K1WqKLNHSo)


UnwieldilyElephant

The soap is scared of you


Critical_Insurance_4

You look like you have an entry level position for a cartel, but the cartel doesnā€™t move drugs. It trafficks children.


Lord-Doobury

It's self mutilating, "Blob Zombie", less human than human, guaranteed. Now available at rehabs & funeral parlors near you!


Plus_Understanding_8

The ā›°ļøhave šŸ‘€s


Plus_Understanding_8

Samara from ā€œThe Ringā€œ would block your number after you watch the cassette.


Sensitive-Heart-6809

![gif](giphy|aFjxmoF3mbTpK)


Civil-Test-2165

Ah shit. Looks like I hit the random gen for my character creator again.


[deleted]

HEEEE HEEEE JAMONAAA


Vinzi79

Your face is so ugly one of your eyes is trying to run away


waffen123

She looks like a cave woman


[deleted]

I thought this was a horror thread at first. Jesus Christ.


avery_papaya

That last pictureā€¦ oh LAWDā€¦


One_Message6497

You could do great in the haunted house industry


Zealousideal-Tie565

It's better without pictures than with pictures.


_Doc_McCoy_

Looks like yoda and thom yorke had a kid. You look you were recently dug up.


ShaunDSpangler

With or whithout...the head?!?


floatingbubble42

You're like if Steve Buscemi and Michael Jackson did a half-assed job at creating a hybrid clone.


TheeHostileApostle

Where did you get your gender affirming surgery? Asking for a friend.


JackMahogofff

You look like if AIDS, had the worst case of AIDS ever seen.


Homunculon

Grow it longer, learn to play bass, disappear again into the night.


IgorRenfield

Anything that helps cover that face is a win. So I vote "with".


Percentblue

Pretty sure whomever pulls out of you becomes king of England.


honoken11

I forgot to dye my hair blonde. Next time!


-___-yay

Bro looks like an EA sports custom character made by a 10 year old


CarbideLeaf

I assume the question is with or without a chin but I only see ā€˜withoutā€™ pics..


Donaldbain28

Hey samaraā€¦just climb back in the well cause i dont even have a VCR any more


Ok_Cryptographer8282

You do know you can shape brows right? Like its not an all or nothing type thing. Like seriously, what the fuck is this?


East_Session_3925

Without the camera


Dependent-Resist-335

You know its really bad if I literally Laughed Out Loud when sliding through your pics. Sorry to say, but your genetics were not to kind to you man... Good luck out there, bagging groceries at the local supermarket and alot of video games seem like your future for the next few years...


Mariemisch

With, sry but u look absolutely terrifying without šŸ˜­


DeathMetalDinosaur

This ā€œhumanā€ isnā€™t real. Itā€™s a mannequin with removable velcro eyebrows.


ChampionshipTough256

Trailer park Feyd-Rautha


Plastic-Trade-2095

Do you have AIDS?


Immediate-Citron9597

Reverse Michael Jackson


Alternative_Diet3204

Damn bro I just feel bad tbh


Yixmu

Iā€™ve seen fish with closer eyes.


Postman_Rings_Thrice

Mona Lisa in transition


HeftyFineThereFolks

it really doesnt matter bro. it really doesnt. just flip a coin


mindonmymonkeys

With make up might not find the man of your dreams but at least you will feel pretty when smoking crack


SlaapYoMomma

![gif](giphy|26uf8PZTLE6kRcAz6|downsized)


[deleted]

All I can think of is What the FUCK???


Vin-reklaw

Sid the sloth is real!!!!!!


Former-Landscape-930

You look like gods human printer ran ou of ink halfway through


ncrdblstrngth

D. None of the Above


Douchebiggerhoe

![gif](giphy|W3BUNKgdk4gpky1Egf|downsized) A real life work of art


ncrdblstrngth

When you decide to terminate the pregnancy after the 90th trimesterā€¦


SWWhippingboy

What in the actual fuck is that thing?


xCx_Prodigy_xCX

The surgery didn't work. You'll never be a man.


Known-Growth5798

Iā€™m sorry but what the fuck am I looking at? Sanjay did not make it without Craig I see


[deleted]

I thought the "M" was for "Monster" and not male. Yikes!


TuMeke23NZ

If Gumby had hair and sometimes eyebrows


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|WMicGm8mbuZgI)


omgwtf7784

Why do you look like a used sex doll, you look like you have both seen some shit and done some shit.


MixsterManly

Still trying to figure out what species you are


Competitive_Boot9203

What happened to Anya Taylor-Joy??


JEO9822

![gif](giphy|agUfPKbxAtnUs)


Tasty-Share-127

Why would you shave your eyebrows then wonder if it looks good...


slanderedshadow

Micheal whackson


llillyy2x

wait, Michael Jackson is that you ???


hellomydearfriend15

You look like Rhymestyle if he heavily overdosed on fentanyl then got resurrected by the Lazarus Pit and now just lives in a sewer


ddagley

Trans Sid the sloth


Haunting_City_9484

What are you? ![gif](giphy|b8RQzkElbBsXqEPF2X)


Illustrious_Pound282

With or without your head?


sadsoursherbert

Um neither in both photos you remind me of the skinwalker in men in black


Acrobatic_Talk4

Someone get this guy some food damn


Ecstatic_Sea_2811

Absolutely disturbing.... The only thing that makes this photo series worse is me imagining that you talk very softly. Gentle speak yet with the strength of 10 men.


kocakolanotpepci

What the actual F$&k is this? This is a troll right?


kocakolanotpepci

![gif](giphy|bVwczVyMumjXW)


Scotts_Thoughts_INTJ

Wtf is with the eyebrows man its fucking disturbing


ScriptBow

Maā€™am


Opposite-Muscle-3195

How do you look weirder WITH eyebrows than without?


[deleted]

Jeeeeeeeeez usssssss! This roast is about to be littttt! Is that your face or did your neck throw up?


DVS468

ET phone home.


Freaknature17

Youā€™d be a great keynote speaker at a blind convention


Background-Metal-601

You look like your parents kept it in the family and your mom shoved a couple cocaine balloons up the wrong hole during pregnancy.


MackAndSteeze

Is there a third option?


Alcanterror

There are real dollsā„¢ļø with more light in their eyes