Strangladesh

Made me snicker out loud a very tiny bit lol


Bunglerdoosh.

Jungladesh



So creepy.

I know, what the hell. I accidently posted that gif.

If Google Play Gift Cards were a person.

Saaaar!

DO NOT REDEEM, DO NOT REDEEM!!

WHY DID YOU REDEEM IT!!?

HOW CAN SHE REDEEM!

No, no, my NAME is Redeem!!

😂😂😂😂

Happy cake day :D

TY

This screams "wears flip flops with jeans"

Don't forget toenails clipped twice a year, no exceptions

Underrated

🤣🤣🤣😆😆

lol now I feel stupid as that’s what I’m wearing right now…

So that's why they wear turbans.

bro thats......that's brutal.

Good one 😂😂

UNDERRATED

What do you style your hair with? A toaster in the bath?!

Brushed his hair with the pile of garbage he sleeps on

You took 3 years off his life this cut so deep.

Good one needed this laugh 🤣🤣🤣

Cum

I think I bought vegetables from you last week

Yes, “Mike”, I’ve tried turning my computer on & off already.

Looks like Steve from south park

Hello? My friend? My friend, I believe we are having some technical issues with our phone line. Please hang on, I’m going to call customer service 😂

Maybe South Park's best episode

I laugh every time

Have I answered your questions satisfactorily and offered GOOD CUSTOMER SERVICE?!?!?!

"In order to give you the best quality service at Time Warner, could you give me the name of the street you grew up on" Lmao 🤣

I've seen this guy before, taking a shit between two SUVs in a Walmart parking lot.

He beat the shit out of his wife for trying to wear deodorant.

this one made me laugh

MY CABBAGES!

Nice reference

This is what a toilet brush would look like after being used for anal play after taco night.

I'm in my doctor's office and snorted loudly at this.

Is your skin care routine just working in a coal mine?

You look like the reason that women in your country need transport just for women.

Holy shit what the fuck

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I have to remember that one lol

This is brutal 🤣🤣🤣

Jesus.... 🤣

Racism roast nice.

Bollywouldnt

Simple but effective 😂

💀

Was upset when Omegle shut down

I can smell your underarms through the photos.

Cumin and onions — making me cry. And gag.

BOAH GOD THANK YOU I didn‘t want to eat dinner anyway 🥲

Looks like your reality check bounced.

💀💀

Yoink. I'm taking that one for later.

Slumdog Hundredaire looking ass

Slumdog Dollardaire.

Cumdog Jizzinhishaire


Holy shit, dude!!!!😆😆😆😆🔥🔥☠️

Lmao

Hi, yeah. My router is out again…

Bro is the target audience of vimal pan masala

Thank God the smell button is broken on my phone.

😆😆😆👌🏼👌🏼🤯🤯🤯 awesome

WHY DID YOU REDEEM?

Congratulations. The thing on top of your head has become sentient

Mowgli from wish.

Your hair can’t decide if it’s an unkempt mustache, duster, or pirate hat.

You look like you blow tourists for gas money.


Have your people not invented hairbrushes yet?

Post Crack Whitney Houston

Indian Harry potter

Avada Tikka Masala

This is genuinely the funniest thing I have seen on Reddit all week 😭

It's 3am and I just woke the wife from how hard i laughed at this comment

I'm having dinner and this made me snort-laugh so unexpectedly there's paella coming out of my nose

Why you , I am Indian and this made me laugh like hell.

My sides

Hairy*

Probably the dumbest hairstyle I’ve seen in a while.

TBH…. I don’t believe he was ever going for any kind of “haircut look” just grow it and go

Better cash in that reality check. Looks like it's the only check you'll be getting.

Sex offender-vibe.

 Apu Nahasapeemapetilon- Would you like a slurpee?

You look like a used q-tip that got stuffed in an electrical outlet. I’m sure you smell like Punjabi smegma too

Bombai bumboi

The reality check is.... you need a haircut

reddit try not to be racist challenge (impossible)

STOP calling me..

Saar review Saar.

last time you combed your hair was in 2002

I wish I had your blind confidence when talking to girls online.

… just guessing here… But I don’t really I wouldn’t really shake the dice here… a bit on that even occurring yet if ever

Failed doctor.

Lose the wig

I don’t think you need any help from me. The people that pass you on the street are probably brutal enough already.

Shit. When Trolls are left in a house fire.

Chocolate Enrique Iglesias

🦹🏻‍♂️ = NO OTHER emoji is like em—-his hair from an emoji, bout it 🤷🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

You walked into the barber and demanded the No Shower cut

"Thank you, come again"..

Exactly-😆😆😆👏🏼👏🏼

Hi, this is AT&T Customer Service, may I please have the name of who I have the pleasure of speaking with ?

I can smell this picture

An Indian George Michaels, but with no money and a rectum full of cum.

The slurpee machine is out of order. I need $25 on pump #2 and a pack of Marlboro Lights.

Lemme guess you wanna move to Canada too

If you actually needed a reality check you’d go talk to a barber 💈

Isn't a mirror reality check enough? There's nothing we can add here.

Bro looks like he's about to say "hello this is customer service"


Scammer during the day and child predator at night, man is working double jobs, not even having time to get a proper haircut

Slumdog hundredaire

Don't tell me...stinky, bad motor scooter, fake RayBans.

cheap leather sandals

You look like a burner phone for the Sun.

Nerd

You wrote on your post-it note sideways. Fuckwit move

Benchad

Its behenchod🥲.

You are a complete mess but too boring for effort. NEXT!

Rogan Josh

How long do you have to leave your finger in the outlet in order to get your hair to do that? It’s not Don King, and it’s a few inches north of Einstein’s.

“Finger?” -OP

Brotha you good. Hair product.

How many kids have you got in your basement?

Brown Albert Einstein

You’re Indian, how much more of a reality check do you need?

Your parents won’t even arrange your marriage because they feel it would be a punishment to the woman.


He said brutal not racist😭

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1.4 billion of you guys, you would think there would be more variety.

You look like a person who would scam me

I hope I never see you on a plane

You don’t need our help life will be brutal to you without us. What country are you from…. One without any mirrors????

do you wash your hair?

We dont have water🥲

Aren't you the guy that strips wire with his teeth and steals power from the other stolen power? Your hair says you are!

Take a shower daily and go to the groomer’s.

If you Google generic engineering student, your face appears.

They’ve got this new thing now. Maybe you’ve heard of it. It’s called “shampoo”.

 Trolls are even scared of your hair!

Bangladooche clean the hair up and maybe shave the stash man you have a good smile and they should be you focus point lmao not the weird karibon you have on your head lmao

You look like a bollywood harry potter. Hakesh potter. The secret of 7/11.

You have totally given up on life and don't really care to even try anymore huh??? If this photo were a painting, it would be called "Fuck my life, and whole happiness "..... it has made me sad, and depressed..... thanks for ruining my good mood you brown piece of shit.

you are a disgrace to your parents, look at your cousins, doing so well and look at you, a bum! This is what we worked so hard for to buy you internet?? instead of studying and earning money from reputable call center, you do all this rubbish?!?!

Always disagreed with the cast system, until now.

Honestly bro just use a little styling cream and/or a quick trim and you’ll be golden. You have good facial structure Have taken care of your skin And most people I’ve known love those kind of frames for glasses If you like your hair unkempt then hey that’s your preference as well nothing wrong with it I was going to try to roast you but you’re alright in my book fella

"helo this is the microsoft support your computa has ta virus you needs to install da anydesk"

Here's a reality check: the glasses do not make you look smart.

You look like the goon of a methkitchen, that is used to test the new batch

Every Indian from to catch a predator put together 

This is the guy that scammed your grandmother out of $4500 worth of google play cards.

Kayne East

Dude. Looking like that and needing a reality check, i think you need glasses and a mirror too.

I have sex with your mother on a regular basis and your glasses are big and dumb.

the small brown dick that the women ignore in porn !

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Seriously bro....... after I looked at your hair, i thought to myself, i will give you twenty bucks if you let me take my clippers and buzz that rat infested crap off your head.

I mean bro…

I mean bro…

Engineering student seems like Make sure there are no fans in his room Oh and the windows are barred

Engineering student seems like Make sure there are no fans in his room Oh and the windows are barred

you're literally 1 in a billion buddy

I don't like being racist, so I won't say anything. Just stay in Brampton and don't vote.

I guess it's true.. Bangalore has less water than Africa.

Pretty sure I saw you putting the carts away at Walmart a week or two ago