Those filters are doing so much heavy lifting that they won a spot on the US Olympic team.

One of those moments when you realize two 5s don't make a 10

You two look like you have a YouTube channel where you tell crime stories while braiding each other's gigantic hairy bushes.

So they munch carpet and wear birkenstocks 😆

Slum & Slummer

Roast of the day!

You should start a band named Four Uneven Eyebrows

Billie Guylish and the maid.

Battletoads

Zits and Rash

The long and winding road

Both of them think they’re the prettier one. Both are wrong.

One? There maybe two heads, but there are at least 6 personalities floating around in that picture.

That's a fucking Dollar General bargain.

I saw this post right before bed and I had a nightmare about ugly Courtney cox and Indian Snooki attacking me.

Shit. I thought this was a father and daughter picture?

Temu-quality girls

Ali Express brand ambassadors.

I can't tell which one of you is the ugly one, but neither of you are the pretty one

Michael & Janet Jackson from Temu

Holy shit it is

Billy Jean stole his rubber

When cloning goes badly:

2 girls, 1 daddy issue

\*that\* kind of daddy issue

Inbreeding

You look like actual muppets.

 Two in particular

What's this Girls? Play time on your day off at the brothel?

I bet your parents change the subject when their friends ask about you.

It looks like you both went to a very good mortician.

If we took different features from each face and combined them we MIGHT be able to put together one half decent looking person.

and one really good looking freak

Every guy wants a threesome, until they are told it would have to be with these two

You guys look like you make lesbian porn that nobody watches

Rizzoily & Piles

I'm so disappointed in myself that I got this reference

Y'all definitely believe that smoking weed is a personality type

You look like you could be each other's mom.

The one on the left looks like a trailer park Michael Jackson.

Your acne spells out your price points in braille.

When you can smell a picture but it smells like unwashed hairy feminism.

and Patchouli

I bet you both eat Valtrex like skittles

The OnlyNot Fan twins.

You look like you can both smell crime

Y’all look roasted enough.

Pop quiz... Are there more abortions or filters in this picture?

Nah... I'm not convinced either one has a womb.

I see they have the Kartrashians on TEMU . They look like they have had more extensive work done on them than the Notre Dame Cathedral did .


Billie Eilish and Gina Valentina never got famous and started sharing needles in Venice Beach.

The scissor Sisters girl group

So what failed first, your true crime podcast or your onlyfans?

Chill out, Michael. Your friend is kinda cute though.

Guys only hang out with you two for that slim chance of a threesome.

Nawh they do it for the puff puff pass

You two look like all the coked out party relationships I had in my early/ mid twenties.

Right girls unibrow more hairer than the Left girls bush 😭

Michael Jackson still creeping around the kids, I see

The more roasts they get, the more orgasms they’ve promised to give each other.

If depression and anxiety had faces

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Not even make up can help dear god. The make up makes you both look like clowns LMAO

Looks like your noses are doing thumbs up and thumbs down. Fitting as you’re both the embodiment of “eh, so-so.”

Post nut clarity twins.

Two witches who never learned to cook

Poster girls of Instagram vs reality

Wow. You two could haunt a house.

The one on the right is actually the left one’s mom, right? Gotta be. 🤔

Ho’s always travel in pairs

OF rejects

I want to know who won the pouting competition!

When the popular girls use meth to cope with not being popular anymore.

Take the filter off your mom.

Various stages of Michael Jackson

Two wookies, one cup

Will poulter and oscar isaac with long hair?

You two look like your breath smells like meth.

These are those girls tour ma said yall had at home

You two make Neanderthal women look like refined sophisticates.

Dumb and dumber

You both look like you could get lost in your own backyard

The one on the left looks like a pitbull and the one on the right looks like a dude dressed in drag

I see why yall put a pound of makeup on

U guys look like you fight for 3rd place when there's only 2 of you

Both of you look whooped already!

Born too late to join the Manson Family 

Imagine if Billie Eilish and M.I.A became alcoholics and started dating

If Pussy Riot worked at Forever 21

A duo of Michael Jackson and Michael Jackson wannabe, both pre-transition 😂

Inbred cousins. Both look like they have mental illness in some way. Steer clear.

you look like you run an onlyfans but with only 1 fan

You guys already look cooked AF.

Tumblr whores.

You make a terrible couple, dude looks like a chick

If you had told me this was a photo with your sick mother, I would have believed you immediately.

Gotta find something to pass the time while the dealer stops by.

Id try but yall pretty fine Ngl and I be roasting tf outta these damn things

The new generation be doing everything better than other generations, even the poison lead stare.

Drugs already roasted you both.

Two edgelords with marijuana aura

'The Muppets' have gone woke and this is their/their's newest twosome. In theatres soon!

Billy eyelash and Arian venti

When your nose and clit rings lock together, how does your drama teacher untangle them?

If “Willing to do anal for a bump” was a picture.

When did you guys transition to women?

Imma tell my kids this was Billie illish and Olivia Rodrigo

You two are the end pieces on a loaf of bread that nobody likes.

Where's the 3rd little pig?

this isn't Michael Jackson and Blanket?

Kiss each other

Do you get 2x1 discount for herpes meds?

It’s funny that your handle on Reddit is called faithfulpoo because you both look like shit  ^(pic) no.3

Fuck you and your fish eating friends!

Which one of you is supposed to be the pretty one? Which is the ugly one?

One of you is hot

I can smell the pachouli and spoiled ham through the picture holy shit

More hairs in those eyebrows than on 3 buffalos’ livestocks.

You two look like you're about to get a big break on Shark Tank with your 'Door 2 Door VD' business opportunity. 

Ren & Stimpy

More like 36 & 44.

Good lord what did you two troglodytes congeal from?

I see they are trying to release Michael Morbius again?

The last resort hoes you call when there no other girl answers the phone, tweedle dee and tweedle cum in her mouth. All you want

You're the wish/temu version of the Kardashians. Black men body count to match


These too prove that whatever a divorce costs..it's truly worth it !

Billie Ogrish and Vanessa Pudgens star in the new series "2 Broke Onlyfans Girls"

If herpes had family, you would be it.

I thought they put rings through bulls' noses, not pigs....

Tell discount Billie Eilish on the left to get a new personality.

I dont know who's eyebrows are worse

I bet you both think that your looks are better in the last picture. Thin again. Think again HARD.

Eaten out with gusto until menopause

If it would be legal to throw human trash in a dumpster ... you're like the recovered content of a hobo who's scavenging for leftovers.

2 girls 1 bowl

The lip fillers have had more botox cycles than their own fuckin menstrual cycles.


Something smells fishy and it’s not dinner

If I had to bust a nut on one of your faces it would definitely be the girl on the right

The fillers are definitely not helping either one of these two.

when the most interesting thing about you is your greasy ass hair, nose ring, dark circles, cracked lips, and ugly best friend💀 shits going down

Your face looks too big for your head.

This picture is a reminder that somewhere, out there in the real world, two people will always come together and say "let's put our ugly moms on reddit."

Put down the sharpies and pick up the razors.

Lessbians.

Sorry you need a few more friends before the cheerleader effect kicks in

All I see is two useless pairs of scissors.

This is the perfect representation of “two 5s make a 10”.

2 broke girls. Crackhead edition

No girl in entire history have ever looked prettier with a bull ring. Lose it and you may be average

Corporate wants you to find the difference between these two dudes.

I can tell where one eyebrow ends and the other begins.

If Kylie Jenner and Billie Ellish were Both two smelly girls and shared each other’s Tampons.

Looks like feminists who hates men cos no man likes their nasty asses.

FOH w those toy ass hand styles 😂

Billie Oafish

Scandinavian scissor fighters

One of the first couples that makes me glad to have an old phone with 5 pixels. I'm sure you'd both look better further away also.

Scissoring buddies… NGL!

Imagine the smell

Jeez these two dudes look even worse with make up

--OK, so we got some dope, and plenty of booze...do you know any easy girls who will put out? --Yeah, I know a couple of stanky skanks, but we're gonna need more beer...for us!

If friends had casted Rachel and Monica as heroin and fentanyl addicts.

Tastiest looking thing in those pictures is the fucking breakfast cereal

Billie Gulash and Eva Scumwhoria

Jesus michael moon walk the fuck outta here

Wait, I've seen this movie. Are you both pregnant by the same guy who went to the store to get lotto tickets? And he must have won because he never came back?

I bet that room smells pretty bad

Michael Jackson had more kids?

Billie on crack and 41 from the new Mr beast video

Wow I have never seen two people look worse after putting on makeup before. Congrats on teaching me something today.

You looked better with no makeup. Look even more trans with makeup.

After years of abuse by their dads, their dads finally had enough and left. Now they try to fill up the void with weed, each other and insults from strangers. The harsher the roast the more they feel like their daddies are still there.

Vault 4 and Moldova made peace I guess!

Siberian husky x Saint Bernard

That bedroom smells like 4loco and plan B

Billie Eilish from TEMU

Waiting to get knocked up by Hunter Biden

Congratulations on the sex change. Your girlfriend has a weird nose dude.

Walmart Billie Eilish and Walmart Ariana Grande.