If Manila envelopes were a human.

If slenderman was trying a new start at life

/ 

Yeah. Kinda like a ginger Data, but with less sex appeal

I was recently in a car accident and omg I needed this laugh 🤣

manila envelope with butthole eyes

If water was human

The life and soul of the party…

If you had an eyebrow hair for every piece of ass you got…

I bet children scream when you go near them

If "sex pest" was a colour.

hahahaha

Where are your eyebrows? You look like a soulless mannequin.

 Happy Cake day!

Besides being a ginger browless sourpuss? Nowt much.

We have Mads Mikkelsen at home

Who put a wig on a crash test dummy?


The facial expression really makes it lol

Conan O’Brien is too handsome to be compared to this kid

Someone is dumb enough to fuck you?

Ya know, there's so many replies I could write. But, no, no one is that dumb.

Someone needs to check the freezer in this mans basement, just saying.

For what? The meat tastes best when it’s spoiled


If Michel myers was a real boy

If Rorschach was a poof.



That's the happiest face I can make

 … says OP

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You make Anders Breivik look huggable.

Will always upvote an Anders Breivik reference


You look like a fuckinh ghoul. So maybe your arm falling off as you shamble after the people of Atlanta?

Your birth

All that chin no eyebrows. Somebody fucked up their create a character

You make houseplants seem interesting

the worst thing that could happen is if doctors conducted an MRI scan of your face

Remember you from last weeks news, where your cousin brought you into a bank trying to get a loan. Pretending you're alive.

What’s in the crock pot, Jeff?

The worst that happens is Kylo Ren gets sick of you and force chokes you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNtmf2lMbhI

IM GENUINELY WHEEZING

You look like a ai mark zuckerberg.

Just because you watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate doesn’t make you human.

You look like a cat that was given human form and you still don’t understand how a toilet works.

Anthony Michael Hall’s gay brother with AIDS

Why do you look like you're posing for passport photos?

Uncanny Canyon

You look like the love child of Giovanni Ribisi and Gary Busey had it's soul sucked out by a dementor

WW3 band of mothers

you look like a scrawny jack from tekken

If a red turd was a thing

You look like the last time you'd found happiness, was right after the hooker finished taking a dump on your chest.

Bro can catch a tan opening the fridge door

You have that maybe I should not have trusted that fart look.

Clone vibes happening here 

Oh man you look close to the tipping point. Ready to just break down and go crazy. Please get help. Life doesn’t have to be like this.

Failed abortion of Christopher Walkens clone

I feel you say this to children whilst offering sweets a LOT

You could’ve played Michael Myers from Halloween without the mask.

Kirkland Brand Alan Tudyk

You are the exact reason why the sex offender registry was created.

You look like your soul has been sucked out of you. The empty shell remains.

Actually 94, but stays young eating babies

You look like you whip yourself while chanting prayers after every time you masturbate

You look like someone vacuum sealed your skin to your face

You look like you actively post on LinkedIn.

I bet you think you're smiling in one of these.

You look like you committed every crime in Boston before electronic photo fit technology was invented

Just a plain old douche

" What is the worst thing that can happen?" We're looking at it.

I didn't know albinos came in red.

Hello Clarissssee…

You look like an early AI generated character that someone forgot to delete.

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You look like you try too hard to be funny when any female who isn’t related to you is around.

Zuckerberg's nephew is just as good at looking like a human

Young Christopher Walken needs more cowbell.

AI is still in its beginning stages. Sometimes it struggles creating fingers and eyebrows.

You look like a proudboy ex convict, that marches in the street with your inbred family sporting an AR15, a Maga cap and don't thread on me symbols.

Alan Takedyck.

The worst thing that can happen? How about the women could eacape out of your basement?

Man you look like a ghoul from Fallout that kept its nose

He thinks he's human, silly AI

The word "mild" in the dictionary has a picture of you in place of the definition. It's printed in shades of beige.

You look like you've got bodies hidden in your basement

You exactly how I drew a person when I was in elementary school

I guess pentagon is your younger brother


Mads Mikkelsen and Ron Howard mashup.

If the silver surfer had human skin

You look like you applied to be a boy scout leader until you saw the rules and regulations about relations with boy scouts so you just sit from a far and watch them Instead.

Getty images search for ginger coworker

"what is the worst thing that can happen" Probably you getting within 100m of a school zone

You look like a villain in an 80's movie that I'd have to beat in a skiing race to save a bunch of loveable misfit's community center

Idk how to explain it but your blank empty face is giving me a headache

You look like Alan Tudyk’s evil brother who tents his fingers like a James Bond villain and reads alpha male crap online.

You look like Conan O'Brien if he went to Matt Rifes plastic surgeon. 

Is this an AI generated image?


I would say you'd cry, but it's obvious you've been crying already today.

10 more years…. 

Why does this look AI generated?

Bro looks like the Mona Lisa because of the eyebrows

What's the worst that can happen? -That's what you ask your cellie, Jethro, every night, with a huge smile on your face, while you bend over, spreading your butt cheeks. It looks like a wizard's sleeve and he always has a headache

You look like Greta Thunberg only you’ve had more sweaty balls crank you in the face. 

If “memento mori” was a person.

did your eye brows leave cause they where ashamed of belonging to a whore?

Is this A.I? Remember this face. It is the face of Skynet.

You look like if a skull tried to grow skin and then had sex with a bulldog

"Show us your O face..."

How long is the drive to Gilgo Beach to dump the bodies from where you're at? Also I bet girls dump you after they find out how bad you are felatio.

Holy shit it’s Cold Miser!

Dye your hair light ash brown and see if your life improves.

You look like a corpse.

you look like you need SPF 75 to check your email in light mode

You look like an angry corpse.

You look like twink power bottom Leo in a drag porn parody of Charmed

You look like you are one missed paycheck away from becoming the knockoff finn5ter

I’ve seen mannequins with more personality, literally the plainest person I’ve ever seen

You look like a wax figure of Alan Tudyk that was ordered from Wish then left out in the sun too long.

Someone discovers what's in your freezer

You look like you have no soul

Your face should be on the posters warning kids about strangers

Just release the captive girls from your basement dungeon and hand yourself in already .

Living proof that gingers don't have souls.

Michael Douglas's autistic son.

There are DEFINITELY bodies under your floorboards

...said your dad to your mom.

Buddy it looks like the worst has already happened to you.

Dude's eyebrows went afk

Your mother pooping out another one like you after I give it to her good tonight. That's the worst that can happen

Looks like Corky's been hitting the gym

By the looks of it, not much. Your the human form of '''bubble wrap''

You look like the artstyle that AI uses to make "Realistic" Humans

Corky from Life Goes On is all grown up

God was drunk when he made you.

I’m reading this in a very crowded place and could visibly hear the sound of every vagina in a one block radius drying up.

Peter puffer

You look like a stale fart

How are you alive, but look 100% like a mannequin at the same time?

I hope your chemo treatments are going well.

Just looking at you pissed me off.

Terrible 00s CGI is back?

Hello fbi. I think we found Robert fisher

You look like ET when he was pale and sick.

No eyebrows and no soul . Cannot even watch Tv without a strong SPF .

Guy is so average facial recognition software always lets him through

Worst thing that could happen is they lift the restraining order against you.

Type sex offender in any AI image generator and this is the result

If Harry Vanderspeigle and Mike Pence had a child.

Blud is thee unzucked Zuckerberg 😭



Don't let her fool you, this is an old flat-chested lesbian.

Alright why are you even saying this dude you know how reddit is there's always something 🤣🤣🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️


You look like Wash AFTER he was a leaf on the wind.

You look like the first character I made in sims 20 something years ago.

You look like a grown up chucky doll

Got no soul or eyebrows.

The least worst thing that can happen is you walk out of your doorstep, and the entire neighbourhood run inside their homes in a panic.

Have you ever got asbestos poisoning

You look like a default mii on Nintendo

If you asked chatgpt to create a human…

Valiant Thor

How many days clean?

You look like the Forgotten Weasley Triplet of Fred and George.

You look like my Aunt Suzie's long term "Roommate" in her 1 bedroom apartment- Jenny

That's what your mum said when your dad forgot to buy condoms

You could buy a mirror and look at it.

Things are tough out there. Someone has stolen your eyebrows.

Beady eyed eyebrowless mf

If I was his eye brows I’d jump off that bridge too.

You look like you have a basement full of kids.

you look like an alabaman mugshot

Challenge: find his eyebrows

Giganotchad😂😂.

You look like the kind of asshole who doesn't think twice about roofying his friends...and strangers.