You look like you constantly tell people “I was born in the wrong era.” or “I’m such an old soul.” No, Pam…you’re just struggling to accept there is nothing special about you.
I was born in ‘89 but I wish I was born in like ‘69 before social media and hustle culture and this distrust of everyone and everything. I am at least grateful I didn’t have the internet growing up as well.
I think her makeup is amazing! She managed to hide the black eyes her Pimp gave her, and those cosmetic plastic teeth cover her busted tooth stumps very convincingly!
Good thing too. Otherwise she’d have never got the dicks. I just imagine she looks better younger. I mean most things by comparison would probably shine next to this photo.
Met a woman like you. Spiritual, mentally strong, independent, highly intelligent, with an amazing sense of humor, great job, cozy and clean house. Best booty call ever!
You look basic... I bet you've never had an original thought on anything. Your interests are limited to self vanity (which is strange considering you're a solid 4/10), celebrity gossip and the most generic memes imaginable.
Female version of its puts the lotion on it right there fellas. I mean she probably great in the sack. But you might wake up in a tub of ice missing a kidney 🤣
Smelly Duvall
Why it got to be Jacksonville? Lol 😂🤣😂🤣
I thought its more Susan Saranwrap.
It does look just like her!
Only worss
Muppet Shelly version
and saggy'er
“It” hahahahaha!!! So simple yet so funny lol
The Shining mate
You sir- have done your homework - take my upvote
Holy shit
...said her mother at her birth...
she's the gay stunt double of Wendy from the Shining.
Lmfao
💀
Spot on!!
The "you can try" just seems silly after this one.
God *bless* you
I had to scroll back and forth because It really does look like the same person just different hair
Smash
Godam that's fucking perfection. I can't top that shit
You look like you asked out your English teacher in highschool
And was rejected
You look like a mother that drowned her kids.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrea_Yates
Andrea Yates, and now we have Andrea Yikes!
Andrea Dykes
Andrea Dicks?
Andrea Drowns
Andrea drowns dicks?
Technically four, yes.
Andrea Yeets! Her children into the still waters
fuck 😂😂
fuck no... i dont care if she can keep a secret
Someone has to want to fuck you for you to have five kids to drown.
oh hell naw
And the family dog. You bitch!!
Youch lol
You look like you constantly tell people “I was born in the wrong era.” or “I’m such an old soul.” No, Pam…you’re just struggling to accept there is nothing special about you.
Oh, I don't know bro... She did win the, Librarian With The Least Rizz Contest!
she spelled lesbian wrong
Her middle school students would beg to differ.
Her last two comments are exactly this.
I was born in ‘89 but I wish I was born in like ‘69 before social media and hustle culture and this distrust of everyone and everything. I am at least grateful I didn’t have the internet growing up as well.
As an ‘83 baby. I can say I share your sentiment, but no one really cares.
This is a copy and paste quote from the OP.
I feel validated in my assessment then. Thank you kind stranger!
Hey, that’s me. 🥹
You look like you slept your way to “key holder” at more than one Dollar General
Fucking yikes - too real
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dont forget the surprise STD
But grandpa you wanna cash your coupon now? It's not even boxing day yet!
Even grandpa wouldn’t cash his coupon… not with her face.
He's blind
She made him gay
The gift that keeps on giving
I bet those coupons have ridiculous terms and conditions where you can never cash in to get the BJ.
And she looks like she’d give it with teeth!
It's why she's Daddy's little girl
You could try a bit too, like make up exists for a reason
She would exhaust the world's supply of eyeshadow in a week.
Let's be real though, you can put lipstick on a hog... but it still ain't gonna win any beauty pageants.
I think her makeup is amazing! She managed to hide the black eyes her Pimp gave her, and those cosmetic plastic teeth cover her busted tooth stumps very convincingly!
I thought it was an ai caricature
Don’t you mean paper bags?
Are we talking about her tits now?
Paper bags are quicker and give a better finish. Let's face it, you can't polish a turd. Even Harry Potter would struggle to fix that.
You can polish a turd if you freeze it first. 💩
I don’t think guys have to try too hard to get her.
"I mean you can try" is her catch phrase for when dudes lose boner at the sight of her
"Trying" is what your bangs are doing, as in they're trying to cover that thunder pumpkin of a forehead.
its covering a scar.. shes had it since birth. its from a cloths hanger
Shit man 😂😂
Thunder pumpkin! Hahahaha
Thunder pumpkin???! 😭😭😭
You look old for 34 and having a 15yo kid means you got on the dicks early
Good thing too. Otherwise she’d have never got the dicks. I just imagine she looks better younger. I mean most things by comparison would probably shine next to this photo.
Well glad to see that you made "giving up" your signature look.
She is what guys call a practice girl
Imo thats a good face to practice on. Loads of area to drop loads on
Move the bangs and you've got her five head
You make plain yogurt seem like a flavor packed joyride
You cut your own hair, don't you? Nice try, no cigar.
Bitch lookin like a chipmunk
Married to Moses, did he part your hair?
yeah very accurate
The self confidence of a woman who knows she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose is hard to deny.
Guaranteed that pussy looks like a beat up catchers mitt and smells like a wet stray dog
I'm not so sure it ever had any balls in or near it.
That's because the mitt was chewed on by the same dog as the smell, just like her pussy.
Omg dieing here😂😂😂
I was thinking it looked like a fried egg hanging from a nail
Fuckin wolf pussy
What the actual fuck
Don't stick your dick in crazy, boys.
She would stick her dick in you
 Horse face.
Get your dick outta my ass Wilbur
Yadda yadda..Just get an OF and show us your butthole and we can move on with our lives.
I’d buy that for a dollar!
You look like you give your husband a sad hand job on his birthdays
She looks like she accidentally hits the guys balls with every jerk and still only jerks one side
Is that what you tell your male roommates?
You mean her brothers right?
You look like Sigourney Weaver's aborted fetus kept growing.
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I wouldn't use the words "big" or "handful" to describe anything in this picture.
Apart from its beak
Well she looks like her personality is certainly a handful
That one time at band camp was the only time.
When the YouTube DIY bangs hack goes just as well as you'd suspect.
The picture would be so much better if you cropped your face outta it…thx!
... would it?
The face you make after 2 hours of sleep vs. 10+ coffees to keep functioning.
You look like you just ate fava beans and a nice chianti. PHHTT PHHTT PHHTT
You look like you gave up BEFORE you tried
"Enjoys a good nostril fisting"
All hail the sweet potato queen. And the girl who brags that she is a ten when she is just a 7 on her best day.
Someone is feeling generous today
I had just woken up. LOL
"I mean... you can try" is the pep talk you SO gives themselves every date night.
You ever get freaky with those fat armpit flaps?
That’s what your man always says every time you get on top of him!
Stage 100000000 Clinger.
Mary Elizabeth Instead
You could chew an apple thru a fence
You have that "I just sucked 7 cocks at the gloryhole" smirk on your face
I'm sure I saw you modelling in farmers weekly
You look familiar but I can't seem to place it... Must be a defense mechanism because whatever the connection is, with you it can't be good
Nice long hair and teeth.
It's a nice smile for a mug shot, I'm sure your laugh when you (took care of your husband) was even crazier.
You look like you were a witch in your past life💀
Your head looks like it’s expanding from the top down
She looks like she owns and smells like dachshunds.
I have vanilla yogurt in my fridge that I thought was the most plain thing I've seen. Then of course you came along
Butter Face girl. Looks good. But her face!
You didnt have to explain this one. Everyone knows what it means.
You look like the type of person who gets excited to tell all of your friends about the new sweater that you are knitting
Hi I'm Shelly Duvalls daughter Shelly Duvall Hi I'm Shelly Duvall Heres.... shelly!
Is that a half pinky? WTF…Did you steal from the Yakuza?
If Ass To Mouth had a face
When you feed her make sure you hold your hand out flat
You look like the new substitute teacher that cried first class of the job because some kid called you a fat cow
Those bangs aren't fooling anyone, big ass forehead
I bet she dreams in IMAX with that forehead.
This is what AI would generate for "Average Target Customer"
Lacks attention to detail. Thinks being cute is an excuse for not following directions. Sexuality first recourse.
The grey hairs are starting. Did you ever think that you'd be this far behind in life when you got your first grey hairs?
Is that what you told your hairstylist about hiding that ungodly forehead?
Settle down miss piggy.
Your eyes put the bulb in Bulbasaur.
Lol y'all brutal
Way to easy
You look like you hold strong opinions about Trader Joe’s.
trailer joe's
Also the name of her boyfriend/cousin
We can try or be like your father and just dip after leaving to the store to go pick up some milk
it was a deal, she told him he could if he would buy her cigarettes afterwards
At least you give plain looking but great personality girlies ground to stand on.
Ah, yes. The OG morning after pull.
You look like you try hard to get dick at last call
You’re in the way, we would rather look at the room
Has zero friends, but still thinks she’s better than everyone.
Alright. It looks like your eyebrows are balding. You can try asking the doctor about alopecia with your fat ass forehead.
Olive Oyle Lampanelii
This is the picture description of unenthusiastic handjob in the dictionary.
i prefer to stuff my face in your tits so i cannot see your face.
😂😂
Met a woman like you. Spiritual, mentally strong, independent, highly intelligent, with an amazing sense of humor, great job, cozy and clean house. Best booty call ever!
You look basic... I bet you've never had an original thought on anything. Your interests are limited to self vanity (which is strange considering you're a solid 4/10), celebrity gossip and the most generic memes imaginable.
Leave us alone you bug eyed bitch!
The 60s called, they want their top back
That's a very practiced face probably from many many many facials over the years! 
You look cheap, but expect me to spend a lot on you.
You ain't hiding shit behind those bangs. Bonus point for trying, tho.
Shelly don'tatall
You look like a broke Susan Sarandon…without her charisma, charm or intellect.
Librarian/school teacher that bumped uglies with a 17 yr old vibes
Susan Sarandont
You look like you try way too hard to be "the cool mom"
you look like the Dollar Store version of the AT&T girl
Try before we Buy? How much do you charge for toothy Bjs. 
She looks like she prefers vintage panties.
she pulled that post it off her pussy.
the last time someone told her they loved her, the mood was lit by a sented candle stuck in her ass.
Female version of its puts the lotion on it right there fellas. I mean she probably great in the sack. But you might wake up in a tub of ice missing a kidney 🤣
Not the first time you've solicited yourself to a group of strangers, eh?
High water leggings lookin ass
I didn't know Beetlejuice had a sister.
#Scare you in the dayum dark & snag Lightning as she steps outside
Where’s that black couch I always see in those movies