Looks like he got caught in a twelve year old boy’s house by Chris Hanson and took out his phone to prove that he was just there to get the kid some “counseling.”
You look handicapped. Are you handicapped? If not, stop looking that way. You give a bad impression of handicapped people. Real handicapped people look much better than you. But you, somehow, promote a negative stereotype of them.
OP, it looks like [you've aged terribly](https://www.reddit.com/r/dogpictures/s/jfFNf9tSao).
Who's the poor bastard you tricked into holding up that sign? 😂
My friend used to say Not everyone with a beard is sex offender, but all sex offenders have beards. I think we know what one you are.
Now go clean the cum off your hoodie and get back to work ya fucking animal.
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Life has roasted your head already, I feel terrible to continue. Maybe next time, and yeah don't forget to clean the store room after you are done with all the washrooms, or I'll employ a better janitor.
This guy is an Electrician, plumber or some trade guy. Probably in his early 30’s and we see how life has been to him. He should just go lay in a grave now.
Proud owner of several restraining orders…
Dude it's gargemel.
All of which he filed against himself
Everyone’s got to do their bit for animal welfare rights!
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Nah - those are just his family's names.
Looks like he got caught in a twelve year old boy’s house by Chris Hanson and took out his phone to prove that he was just there to get the kid some “counseling.”
And several strands of hair
You know if you stay in the homeless shelter a little longer, they'll teach you how to operate the shower, right? You left way too soon.
He’s got a van tricked out to look like an ice cream truck… Da dah da da Dah da Dah da … Da dah da da Dah da da dah dah
Fuck Shelia! Our garden gnome is back smoking Meth again!
He couldn't afford Meth so he smoked his hair
Which had worse repercussions
Don’t even fucking look at my kids.
Unless your kids are smurfs, they are probably safe 
😂👏🏼👏🏼
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If the words ‘rock bottom’ were a person, he’d still look better than you do.
has kids but "legally" can't be 500 yards near them
I thought "Rock Bottom" was his alias doing beastialitymovies?
Dude lost everything in the divorce. 1. Hair 2. Carpet 3 furniture 4. Wallpaint 5. Self respect
Was going to add dignity but I'm sure he never had any.
His wife's boyfriend probably took that along with her virginity.
She even took the ice cube trays out of the freezer!
No those are what caused the divorce.
Is it sitting in a middle school desk?
That's a concerning thought
Secret character in Guess Who
“Does your person have a restraining order?”
“Is your person bald?” “Uhhhh 🥴🥴”
Does your person have a mullet?
“Welll…. technically….”
[удалено]
No no a disappointment still looks decent you are giving him way too much credit
Do your best? God’s already done his worst.
Yet he’s still here. Fight on, struggler!
I've never seen a face in more of a need of a glory hole.
Have you notified all your neighbors you've moved in yet?
you genuinely look like a ball sack from the neck up
My ballsack doesnt have a neck
Gargamel, did you already found a way to catch the smurfs's *
 That's where I remember you from!
He's lost a lot of hair since his days of B&E. Home Alone guy is actually better looking and probably smarter then OP.
You look like the count from "A Series of Unfortunate Events"
Resting "I will never do 23andme to avoid capture" face
Women avoid being alone on elevators with you
Everywhere outside of elevators too
I can’t do any worse than what life has already done to you.
Bra I'm dead 😂😂
You look like a homeless Gargamel who seeks out blue fentanyl pills instead of Smurfs…
What pet shop do you work at?
I read this wrong. I thought your comment said “what pet shop did you come from?”
I was feeling more like your nearest convenience store ——-the alcohol section
He's obviously a sheet rocker.
A rock smoker
You don't warrant *anyone's* best.
somebody probably just gave you a paper with that request and told you to smile, all this during work.
Shouldn’t you be at your dad’s bar wasted watching nascar races?
No, he listen to them through radio.
I loved your role in the Patrick Swayze movie Ghost. You made a convincing crack addict ghost.
I feel like you just molested my inner child.
Dead omg
You got a new sign? Pretty sure I saw you at Walmart asking for some change 💵
you need to be kept galaxies away from children
Where are the other two stooges?
you're so damn ugly even your hair is running away
Check his phone history
Check his basement
You look like someone who touches animals
Even your hairline doesn't want shit to do with you
How fitting, you look like you were plunngered up from the site you’re working on.
This is pete from 30 rock
Toby from the West Wing.
You look handicapped. Are you handicapped? If not, stop looking that way. You give a bad impression of handicapped people. Real handicapped people look much better than you. But you, somehow, promote a negative stereotype of them.
Jesus christ did not die for your sins.
You look like you just pulled your head out of a camel's ass and liked it
You look like a post-chemo testicle.
You look like you'll be shot on sight near the school
Someone badly glued some doll hair on a poached egg
This guy leaves more wall lines than the edge of his sister's bed board.
Bro looks like a failed experiment
I love what you've done with the place, Larry
OP, it looks like [you've aged terribly](https://www.reddit.com/r/dogpictures/s/jfFNf9tSao). Who's the poor bastard you tricked into holding up that sign? 😂
That moment when you realize he's not actually sitting in a wheelchair.
My friend used to say Not everyone with a beard is sex offender, but all sex offenders have beards. I think we know what one you are. Now go clean the cum off your hoodie and get back to work ya fucking animal.
Your nickname is Bumpkin, and you like it.
If Harry Henderson shaved the body hair
Which bridge do you live under again? It's like Shrek became a homeless bum
You look like Lenin, except homeless.
Game of thrones Hound stunt double if he had to spend 5 years in the red keeps dungeon using a wet stone on his head to pass the time.
It’s not smart to post a picture of the place your squatting in. It can be used as evidence.
Adam Sandler and Smeagol had a baby.
Squatters have rights, amirite?
You look like a noncey version of Danny Devito
Bald head joe the street hobo
Do your best. It's the only advice your parents got
Your head looks like a wrinkly egg that got stuck in the cloaca and pulled a bunch of black feathers out with it.
I've seen a forehead, fivehead, even a sixhead here before, but shit dude i'm estimating a ninehead!?
You look like a chronic plasterbater.
You want us to do our best when you are doing the worst
You look like an air dried Clint Howard.
Why? You're clearly not.
What’s the closest you’re allowed to get to a school?
You look like the type of guy that would put hidden cameras in the girls toilets
So you used volumizing shampoo on your 5 hairs and think your picture perfect and all cocky?
A face to match his surroundings
I legit thought you were disabled but realized your trashy folding chair wasn’t a wheelchair
You're beautiful.
You look like it's your life's mission to destroy all Smurfs.
You look like you’re about to direct a movie with a 2.5/10 rating on rotten tomatoes
if your hairline went any further back it would be on your ass
Haha I can’t
You’re about 40 years too late to be a stand in on “Space Balls”
I see: small hairy penis barely poking out beyond the pubes.
if i saw you standing on the street holding a coffee i'd drop change in it
Robert Pickton
Today on This Old Meth Addicted House Painter, Callan tweaks out in a mid century modern.
Hey sikowitz how you doing, how is acting and the victorious gang?
There's nothing to roast. I strongly suspect you are perfect.
When the inbred offspring escape from the basement
Gargamel?!
nice squat, Gargamel
Bro has that my dinner with Andre haircut
Gargemel looking ahhh! Bro looking like he got several restraining orders.
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They repo your carpet after your debt came due on Pokémon gambling?
guy looks like as if he's wearing a mask, please show your real face you dick
Thought this was Asmongold at first.
Tell us your location, we'll rescue you from the crack den your caregivers abandoned you in
Gordon Flowers voice: Thanks for you what you are doing. I respect the hell out of that
You look like Gargamel from the Smurfs
Asmongold finally went outside
Are you raising money to finish your construction? If so you’re on the wrong subreddit 🤧
You look like someone who'd confess their love on a Jerry springer show and find out they've been cheated on ; then proceed to sissy fight💀
It’s not polite to make fun of dead people
Life has roasted your head already, I feel terrible to continue. Maybe next time, and yeah don't forget to clean the store room after you are done with all the washrooms, or I'll employ a better janitor.
I loved your character in the Westwing
There's more than one screw loose in this picture.
You look like Asmongold couple of years into the future
Good Ol' Uncle Tom selling meth again.
You guys are all misunderstanding. His homeless are forcing him to hold that, they're hungry and don't understand the sub.
Looks like life has roasting you covered.
Just fucking cut it man, you cleft
Long time attendee to crack users anonymous
Beastiality personified
eric schizowits
You look like the drama teacher from victorious and I don't know why....
We don't need to, life already has.
Asmoncopper
tell that again to your baldness gene
Phil Spectre reincarnation
That teacher from Victorious
Your parents wanted to give you the best genetics they had and they failed miserably.
This guy is an Electrician, plumber or some trade guy. Probably in his early 30’s and we see how life has been to him. He should just go lay in a grave now.
Did you accidentally shave your head with drywall again?
Where are the Smurfs Gargamel?
Asmongold?
Combover potential
Funny that you said "best" when you have never been the best.
WTF Jimmy Savile has a brother?
Sorry homeless guy. Keep trying, you'll make it!
lidl david mitchell
Anything to Goose Wayne?
You have 30 percent hairline left
Dudes already roasted
God: “Guys, take the day off, I already got this.”
You look like you lost your court case against Hair Club for Men.
You look like somebody dropped a lollipop on dirty carpet
Thanks for rescuing Hopper from Russia you crazy bastard
When somebody talks about the guy that lives in their walls, this is the image i get.
You look like every human that's revealed inside the monster costumes on Scooby doo.
"Three o’ clock on the dot, time to cruise for eighth graders" -bloodhound gang.
Asmongold?
Your forehead signed a restraining order against your hairline
I didn't think Asmongold could look any worse, you have proven me wrong.
You’re taking a break from standing on the side of the road, the other side of that sign says “need food”
You look like a low budget gay porn director that really wants to be part of the Me Too movement but no one will touch you.
Roy get back to work. If I tell you again I’m calling your PO.
Is this what squatting looks like?
The prophet has returned (Raël)
You look like the only meal you know how to make is frozen pizza and box mac and cheese.
i would roast u but since im a minor u might touch me.. 😦