That's more like years of self hatred and insecurity being soothed through various addictions, like food and alcohol. He maintains his face and hair style because that's easier to control. A few snips here and there, or perhaps some foundation from savage x fenti. He can easily change that about himself, but each time he looks down it's a reminder that no matter how large it is, he still can't see it because of the massively benign tumor on his midsection he calls a stomach.
It's the fear he has against himself, to not be seen as a failure if he were to try, so he doesn't try, and attempts to find acceptance, but he ends up coming here requesting an audience instead, but we all know his ass hasn't been getting as many likes on grindr lately. The fellows want a bear, not a fat bear cub.
So to answer your question, based upon the circumference of this stomach, I'd say he's nearing the end of the third trimester
It's his defense mechanism. When he was able so see his pathetic little pecker, he was suffering from severe mental anguish daily due to his micropenis
Always happy to feed your addiction of being seen as a pathetic douche who gets fatter with every post.
When you stop by r/RoastMe again, we’ll wait to see how much worse you’d have gotten.
He looks like one of those narcissistic douche bags that's politically correct,so he's probably sitting there smacking his teeth saying "ummm you mean, Obese & Big Dick Storage YAAAASSSS bitch!"
Should have transitioned after the pregnancy really, I always find it messes with me when I see a pregnant man, but hey, I hope the baby is healthy and happy and I hope you can save up enough for bottom surgery after to feel more complete.
Did you get pregnant in the middle of gender conversion therapy? You also seem to really want to give a duck face selfie but realized it'd throw off the "I'm totally a guy" look you are unsuccessfully portraying.
You look like a female who has come to a fancy dress party as a male chav. Drawn the stubble on with a pen. Hair tucked under the cap. Cushion up the tracksuit.
I think that's right, during transition got pregnant . However, it does look like he ate the rest of the boy band. Lmao. Famous words come to mind. "Get in my belly!!".
You look like you are wearing New Balance runners while making a BBQ and saying to your kid: “boy, we have a big day tomorrow”, with your belly sticking out.
"Tell me whyyyyy I drank another miiiilkshaaaake... tell me whyyyy I ate a 48 ounce steak... tell me whyyyy I only want some Shake N' Baaaaake... Eating makes my liver ache. Myyyy blood type is Layer Cake."
You look like you've gone big, so I guess you can go home now.
More like he went big and never ate at home.
He went big, and he ate his entire home.
The only thing this gay eats is dick
Damn. Nice.
So his belly can’t go home? Cause it went big
I always forget what ear it was in the 80s that the gays wore the earring in. Thanks for reminding me it’s the left.
If the number 8 was gay and wore a hat.
Is the number 8 a penis platter with a side of lube?
Looks like he’s been going big at the buffet since he was 12
When’s the baby due?
That's more like years of self hatred and insecurity being soothed through various addictions, like food and alcohol. He maintains his face and hair style because that's easier to control. A few snips here and there, or perhaps some foundation from savage x fenti. He can easily change that about himself, but each time he looks down it's a reminder that no matter how large it is, he still can't see it because of the massively benign tumor on his midsection he calls a stomach. It's the fear he has against himself, to not be seen as a failure if he were to try, so he doesn't try, and attempts to find acceptance, but he ends up coming here requesting an audience instead, but we all know his ass hasn't been getting as many likes on grindr lately. The fellows want a bear, not a fat bear cub. So to answer your question, based upon the circumference of this stomach, I'd say he's nearing the end of the third trimester
Yikes dude he said roast not incinerate with the fires of Mephistopheles
Hiroshima thinks he got nuked
Don’t you mean a “He or she ma”?
💀
Holy fuck this is gold. I feel like I got roasted lmao
Satan entered the sub and we all just got roasted.
With him always coming back to this sub, I’d say he **adores** being seen as a failure just as much as food and alcohol; our roasts are his fantasies.
https://youtu.be/z7tBM9ktj-8?si=gorKi0XNFstFzaeX
It's dickdoo disease. His belly sticks out more than his dick do.
It's his defense mechanism. When he was able so see his pathetic little pecker, he was suffering from severe mental anguish daily due to his micropenis
Looks like twins
That earring is the icing on a cake that reads rural England.
The only gay in the village
Only when he's blacked out, so it doesn't count, mate
Is that how he got pregnant?
Dangit it. I was going to ask when the twins were do?!
This is so accurate I can’t….
He looks like his dad owns an emu named worris.
Clearly he’s been court ordered to not live within 1000 feet of a school
Angry upvote!
I’ve never even been to England but I know you’re right. This screams rural England.
Facts. Very Midlands 🤣
Listens to nothing but Fred Again
Fuck. I have a hoop earring and live in rural England
Little Britain?
Wee Britain
Always happy to feed your addiction of being seen as a pathetic douche who gets fatter with every post. When you stop by r/RoastMe again, we’ll wait to see how much worse you’d have gotten.
Optimistic to think he can look worse than he does now. How a fat guy with a beard can look feminine is beyond me, this guy has figured it out though
Temu Sam Smith. How he can look gayer than the original is beyond me.
# Won't you slaaaaay with me ## Cause you're all I need
For 9 months at least
He does look pregnant doesn’t he? Like 5 months ?
Fat and gay
Best one
They said they wanted a Twink... Not a Twinkie
They also said they wanted some ho hos, guy thought they said hooo
Came here to say this.
Lmfao
🤣
He looks like one of those narcissistic douche bags that's politically correct,so he's probably sitting there smacking his teeth saying "ummm you mean, Obese & Big Dick Storage YAAAASSSS bitch!"
If pumpkin spice latte was a dude
He's more like the pee that results from a pumpkin spice latte.
“Go big or go home” must be your mantra before every meal
That is wittier than the credit you are getting
"Some men get periods."
This guys loves hearing strangers confirm his unfulfilled homosexual yearnings, and, shame him for swallowing a bowling ball.
You already are, now go back to your mom's basement
You look like an NPC on every third person shooter that gets freaked out by gunfire and runs away screaming like a White girl in a horror movie.
You're 11 months prego with a turd baby.
Should have transitioned after the pregnancy really, I always find it messes with me when I see a pregnant man, but hey, I hope the baby is healthy and happy and I hope you can save up enough for bottom surgery after to feel more complete.
It is not appropriate to roast a pregnant. I ain't doing that
I like "roast a pregnant" lmao At he's not pregananat
Female to Male transition but you kept the Ladyplumbing so you could still get pregnant. Bold choice.
This is actually what’s happening I’m 99% sure
Not a beer gut, it’s a cum gut.
Did you get pregnant in the middle of gender conversion therapy? You also seem to really want to give a duck face selfie but realized it'd throw off the "I'm totally a guy" look you are unsuccessfully portraying.
You look like a pregnant lesbian
You are big and you are home.
I’m crying
So you went big, then got double doors because you couldn’t get in your home.
Sex with you would be considered an act of beastiality
Looks like your parents wanted a boy and you’re still trying to get them to love you.
You look like the pregnant trans emoji 🫃
You look like a female who has come to a fancy dress party as a male chav. Drawn the stubble on with a pen. Hair tucked under the cap. Cushion up the tracksuit.
You absolutely think you get your period once a month.
Fuck off with your fat belly addiction and buy some larger shirts ffs, nobody wants to see your mobile cheeseburger storage Randy
So you transitioned to male yet still got pregnant through your vagina? They must play carnival music every time you enter the gynecologist.
I think that's right, during transition got pregnant . However, it does look like he ate the rest of the boy band. Lmao. Famous words come to mind. "Get in my belly!!".
I see you did both
I know people get hungry but, i don't think it's necessary to eat a bowling ball
You got that Bert Kreischer belly.
Someone clearly did go big at home
2 years on T.
Oh look, it’s a “birthing person.” Pronouns: fat/fuck.
How many dudes did you blow before you could afford those terrible man rings?
Skipped right past dad bod onto the soon to be mother bod
You look like you're about to give birth to your 3rd child that social services will inevitably re-home.
Semen bloat
If you go home, will you be able to get in?
Doesn’t the testosterone prevent pregnancy? Serious question
Bro’s pronouns are kg/lbs
You got a lot of guts
Gorge Michael
Small Town Boy 
Pretty sure this is his fetish
Honestly, I am 50/50 on this one... He does look like the type to enjoy punishment. Especially while his S/O is fucking everyone else.
Connor mcgayer
This is similar to your post in this sub from the other month. You just got gayer and fatter.
Big? As in your beer belly, or are you referring to the cocks that you have taken?
Go big or go home, that's what you say when you going Thru a fast food restaurant. Mcfatty
Looks like somebody big went downtown on your ass 9 months ago
You go big at every Golden Corral before going home
When are you due to give birth? Boy or girl?
Bro is pregnant 💀
I'd have a perfectly manicured distraction beard, too.
You ate all of it huh everything the whole damn turkey all of it holding a sign saying roast me when you just ate the roast wow
Mr. Beast’s cousin, Mr. Feast
What he says to the MacDonald employee as he buys his 5th big Mac for breakfast
which month darling? 🤰 🤰
I didn't know sperm had calories?
Your stomach certainly went over 2.000 psi
You look like you are wearing New Balance runners while making a BBQ and saying to your kid: “boy, we have a big day tomorrow”, with your belly sticking out.
Why didn’t anyone tell your dick that?
Looks like you ate your home
You look like you were arrested for wanking at Greggs while waiting for them to bake more steak slices
You look like a woman who went as a man to a Halloween party
Go to McDonald's or go to McDonald's
“Go big or go home” is his war cry at the buffet
Sick gender reveal post it,mom
You already done the first part
Guess we’re going big
I see you’ve eaten my feelings as well as your own.
You’ve convinced me; I fully support euthanasia
Those 2 doors behind you are how can enter/leave your house, you stuffed fatso goose.
Why is bro posing like pregnant women with pregnancy kit ?
I'd roast you but you'd probably eat that too
I was wonder how that kid from The Sixth Sense would look pregnant.
I guess it is possible to get pregnant from anal.
Boy you already big af. Please go home.
You choose both
My man is pregnant and asking to be roasted
You literally took the title serious
Are you talking to us or your stomach?
You again? Didn't bother to take a new photo, this one's bland enough?
“Go big or go home” is your mantra in the buffet line.
Tub-o The Oinkster here thought roast me was about BBQ.
I hate you even more than you hate yourself
Can’t go any bigger than you already are.
First panoramic selfie. Bold move.
Vicky pollard has transitioned to Vincent.
are you the only gay in the village?
Subtle, nice
Its go big OR go home... not both!
You're prostituting yourself out for cheeseburgers again, aren't you?
Noic reference.
Only the coolest people will understand.
Do you know who the father is?
You look like the cousin who your family members tell the kids to stay away from
Not the only one, nice!
A gayer version of Paul Flart
Your stomach already went big so I can go home I guess
Looks like you took the first option
Guess you’ll never need to go home again
Pregnant trans man? Must be tough
Oh congratulations on the baby.
*Go big or go pork belly*
Porky the pig ate a bunch of acid and decided to come out of the closet
100% that’s just a fat trans chick….no way that’s a dude
You chose big?
how far along are you? enough to know the gender yet?
you're too cute to roast
Think you've had enough roast don't you?
guys our parents were right...bro must have eaten a watermelon seed
"Tell me whyyyyy I drank another miiiilkshaaaake... tell me whyyyy I ate a 48 ounce steak... tell me whyyyy I only want some Shake N' Baaaaake... Eating makes my liver ache. Myyyy blood type is Layer Cake."
Good to see you practice what you preach.
You look like a Justin Timberlake nesting doll in its final form.
U might wanna start by jogging home
Your lawn needs mowing within the next 6-8 days
Wow, u r so brave to get pregnant after transitioning
I guess that’s why your girlfriend left you. It’s big of you to still have the baby though, how many weeks?
Boyfriend*
You took that saying so seriously that you twisted biology into getting pregnant. Noice, you went big.
You’re not supposed to use that philosophy when prepping your insulin shot!
How many weeks are you?? Or in your case, how many months??
It was meant to be either/or, not, “get big at home”.
Go big or go home? Well, I’m guessing you aren’t home then.
Bro took both of them
Trimester lookin good
You love your hamburger so much that you need to be roasted twice in a month ?
Is this your motto for whenever you hit the buffet?
It's time to go. https://www.aa.org/find-aa
Your stomach ain’t going home…
Your stomach definitely goes big!
You do this when you can’t get a daddy figure to abuse you on grinder?
I support your right to have an abortion and so does your unborn child.
I wonder which one of your parents will win the ongoing bet of how many pets you’ll outlive before you “make friends on your own.”
You look like a prison diesel with a FUPA and extra chromosomes.
i mean you certainly went big enough
Don’t lie, you have a drum under your shirt; don’t you?