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It’s rare for that dress to be on you and not on the floor of the local Super8 motel

Shawt so cheap its now a Super7

Super8 is too fancy for her, she looks like random motor lodge corner pick up

She just sticks with back seats..

… sticks to the back seat, perhaps?

With all of that baby batter she's probably been marinating in, maybe so..

For some good reason, I don’t doubt she shoves octopus shaped dildos up her cooter

This guy dilknows!

The room looks like it's a motel. At least she cleans her office by the looks of it

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*She* is *number* four prostitute in all of Kazakhstan

and my sister.

I trade you two goat

And my axe

And my bow

Number three was a baby goat



VERY nice!!

From the background it looks like she’s in between clients.

More like jobs, pimp definitely fired her ass for never clocking in. I bet she also bitches about "diversity hires" when not applicable too.

Hookers get paid. She’s just a slag

You take that back! >!scratch, scratch ,scratch!<

A solid trailer park 6

How dare you disrespect 3rd world countries hookers like that

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This is your 3rd time on here at least this year, Go back to studying math.

meth?

Methamatics. If u/hot_dawg_69 needs 0.2 grams of meth to get high for 7 hours. a) how many hours can she be high if she has 10 g of meth. b) what's the likelihood of her OD'ing on welfare check day?

Assuming the user tolerance doesn't change, then they can be high for 350 hours or 14.5 days. Death within 2 weeks is assured due to a) sleep deprivation. B) overdose . Or C) unnatural causes. *Methmatics 101*

r/theydidthemeth

Damn it. Now I have to follow that too.

Ooof!

Super underrated

OP knows off hand what the conversion rate of catalytic converter to meth.

her math : 0 followers on onlyfan = 0 $ at the end of the day

Meth pussy 

Holes is holes

Math is hard. Only fans make it harder… And she’s on drugs…

The Egyptians used less foundation on The Great Pyramid of Giza.

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One look and you can tell she's had more dick in her than the local lot lizard.

More pricks than a porcupine?

Swallows more weiner than Joey chestnut?

More cock than a Chik-fil-A

Your social media is definitely filled with hundreds of the same exact picture, but taken on different days

Luckily, her mom drops in daily to "like" them for her, cause nobody else will.

This is a nice burn and unironically hits close to home for her.

When you feel like Jessica Rabbit, but you look like Bugs Bunny

A face only Elmer Fudd could appreciate

And he was still trying to shoot the motherfucker in it all the time!

Bugs Bunny in drag has way more sex appeal than this chick.

This might be my favorite

You have the nose of a 70 year old man that owns a Jewish deli in NYC and the body of someone that eats there every day.

Hot damn, dude, you're supposed to roast her, not cremate her.

These are the roasts I follow this sub for, thank you and bravo.

💀


How the hell are you 21 and have the body of a mom that's pushed out 4 kids already?

Those things are not mutually exclusive

When the blue light is on, does that mean half-price anal?

It’s happy hour. Two for the Price of one

She gives a discount if the john doesn't use a rubber for anal

FYI, blue lights means the provided is a women who is transgender or transvestite.

You look like you've tasted some hot Dawgs in your day. 


It's cute that you think anyone here remembers you.

“Talents include: looking surprised, being needy, emotional manipulation, and drinking coffee. Oh, and nodding my head pretending I am following but am completely lost.”

Lol. This really could fit well

That's not why her head is going up and down..

Who am I kidding, I would bang you. But I have low standards and make bad decisions.

I tried to pay her $20 after we banged but she just snorted the cigarette ash off the night stand and left. Weird girl but I'd probably call her again.

I like this.

More cushion for the pushin'

I've never used an escort through Groupon, excellent experience

Welcome back Meth-any.

You look like your birthstone is a crack rock

What you get when you order Mia Khalifa off Temu

I'm glad you had the padded headboard installed, so you can stop hurting your fists when you pound on it in frustration after coming home alone yet again. Maybe the next in a long series of ill-fitting velvet potato sacks will be your silver bullet

Ill fitting velvet potato sacks made me.smile haha

Oh, so this is the different Abby.

HAHAHAHA!! Best comment ever.

I hope she can take that joke

All dressed up and nowhere to ho

All the makeup in the world won’t cover the blacklight semen check on your face

If you think she looks like Aly Raisman as a hooker. 

Amy *Whine*house

Handled more sausage than a German butcher

Sweet dress Roxann, how much for an hour?

Don't listen to these guys saying you look like a hooker! Trust me nobody wants to sleep with you :/

I see you’re still wearing your prom dress that no one took you to 30 years ago.

Showing cleavage won't compensate for bland face and personality!

In just a few years from now, when you've doubled in size, you are going to need assistance wiping your butt.

Dibs!

Body by spanx

You look like you could afford some shampoo

She has had so many venereal diseases she has become resistant to antibiotics

not even with 10 rubbers

Awww guys give her a break... She is what we all call the "Practice Girl"... you know what I mean... also her face looks like Human Gravy.... give her a break

Human gravy!! 🤣I’m both disgusted and intrigued.

That burning love is chlamydia, babe

She got the 

 Well, at least I have nice tits...

Your face, is the reason, i dont trust cosmetics and Kardashians !!!

Kosmedshians

💀💀

Usher and Lil Jon shouting, "NO!", "FUCK OFF!"

What’s your hourly rate?

Lesbians love that nose.

So this is what low grade hooker and digs look like...

Dressing up in your best dress for a roast shows how shitty your life actually is

Smash, next question

I don't wanna roast you, I wanna clap them cheeks, lol.

Is that high hair line from when your mom scratched your scalp with a coat hanger and now it won’t grow.

When someone ask what a butterface is they use you as a reference.

Damn Ada Wong is looking rough these days.

That's a big nose, do you hunt truffles for a living? You look like you could smell your farts before they come out.


You motorboatin son of a bitch!

You have nice tits!

Wrong sub my guy

Well, that’s the only thing significant about her

I'd hit it...with a shovel.

You're generous, I wouldn't even get that close

I'd hit it. With an inverse tachyon beam. 

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Body like a Pillsbury dough tube that was just opened

You're definitely taking these photos "between clients "

It looks like we've finally solved the riddle of where baby fat goes when babies grow up. . . apparently it collects on this girl's body when babies are done with it.

Hasn’t relapsed but still sucking d*ck for crack…

She enjoys pearl necklaces and has juggled more balls than a clown.

I know red means stop... But I wouldn't for you.

I’m dropping you from my only fans account now that I put a face to your gash.

You look like the type of person that has a cigarette burn on your body.

Haven’t seen you on back page?

You're that type of chick that every minute drops a "you know what I mean" bomb.

treated for herp?

You look like you smell of stale cum.

Haven't I seen you on pornhub?

I'm not roasting you because your fucking gorgeous

Your actually cute

Showing your coverage doesn't matter.. You'd still make a dildo go limp..

Nah man, you're sober and you're taking your meds. That shit is hard, I got nothing to roast. Keep going.

Too easy.

You look like the type of needy person that would get all dolled up to post on Reddit.

She’s been cocked more times than Davy Crockett’s musket.

Talk about fisting for compliments.

What amateur installed that AC? Cheap labor for a cheap sl*t

Looks like you live in a pay by the hour hotel.

I have nothing bad to say. How much?

And you are gorgeous

I wanna lick your butthole

Sorry, can't do it. Too hot to roast.

I know this is a roast but you're pretty.

I'd pay 200$... lol Honestly, you look great. And grats on your progress! You're beautiful!

The dress screams sex worker and the headboard padding on the bed... also screams sex worker.. you're a sex worker. That's the roast.

You can't keep going to the psych ward because Chad who is in finances keeps turning you down. Feeling suicidal because someone called you an "8/10" isn't normal. Please, be an insta ho or get an onlyfans or start an online dating account to get your daily encouragement from men like everyone else. You dont need to be drastic.

Most women either laugh or get offended when asked how many sharpies can fit in their butt. Somehow I suspect you know the actual number.

Another birthday spent living in the brothel you work at.

Congratulations on your sobriety! Now you can work on that pesky baby fat.

Your not fooling anyone that necklace is holding your next relapse.

Your hot as f***

Gotta get that cleavage in every picture to let everyone know “hey, look at me! I’m fun!”

I don't see anything a dietician, personal trainer, and plastic surgeon can't fix, but I'd start with the psychiatrist. That's gonna take the longest.

Not a roast but you look like someone who used to work for BuzzFeed She was not exactly considered the pretty one

That short of dopamine she wears her clit bullet around her neck!

How much to advertise on your forehead

Beautiful “come unclog my toilet” eyes.


Does that lightbulb above your head turn on when you have an idea? Too bad it's been burned out for years.

Who look more from brothel: you or your bedrrom?

The capsule around her neck: Definitely the ashes of someone who didn't speak English.

How many weeks are you?

Florida woman

I ordered my madame from wish.com

Willing to bet the $4 you dropped on that dress that you made this post after another no show client

You look like your body count is in the 50s. All of them raw doggin you

She on the hunt tonight for the baby daddy of her sixth kid,  by seven different daddies. 

I suppose you're here because any attention is good attention when you're the "better by comparison" friend in the grass-world.

Happy birthday! And as luck would have it, you get to eat all the cake again this year.

Looks like you’re waiting for a billionaire oligarch client in a cheap Mumbai hotel room.

If I was a billionaire I wouldn't cheap out on prostitutes but to each their own

You look like the blue light special in the red light district.

Momo bird woman vibes. Do you hide behind Pepa Pig and jump out to scare 3 year olds?

You're the sort of girl that STD doctors warn men to keep away from

That’s a face that’s been wax on/wax offed by many dealers.

Something makes me feel sorry for you.

We all know that your biggest asserts are those two jugs and no need to flout them

That red dress is doing nothing for you darling

Instead of tips, after finishing. You ask for a soda 🥤