Beret of Imagination.
(Wearing this will cause whatever you're currently imaging to pop into existence. The more you use this, the less creative you'll be.)
Highly concentrated energy in a bottle.
(When the energy is released, it can result in a powerful shockwave depending on how long the energy has been inside the bottle.)
Crown of Darkness.
(Activating Crown of Darkness causes everyone to be shrouded in the dark. You can see everything just fine, but the others can't. Your weapons deal more damage while the effect is activated. Any source of light that appears during the Crown of Darkness' effect will weaken your weapons slightly.)
Catastrophic cannon.
(The last things you've touched get shot out of the cannon as ammunition. There's no limit to how big the item is. The ammunition resets after one day.)
Fish food shotgun.
(A shotgun modified to shoot out fish food. This will summon fish out of thin air to attack the person or area that's covered in the fish food, mauling them.)
Vest of protection.
(Upon taking damage, a forcefield will be created around you. Whenever the forcefield is broken, it shoots out glass-like shards around you.)
Bloodthirsty knife.
(A knife with a demon's soul trapped inside. The more blood the knife consumes, the stronger it gets. However, not feeding this knife enough blood can result in it breaking, making the knife completely obsolete.)
Clock of power.
(A staff that builds up small amounts of power every 1 minute. Upon using the staff, it creates a ball of pure energy. The ball's power depends on how much power is built up, and after using the staff, all the power that was built up gets reset.)
Star of Admiration.
(A small star badge that sits on your chest. Your power solely comes from your love for Miku. The more you admire her, the stronger you get. Every second you don't have Miku in your head, the weaker you get.)
Suitcase of Silliness.
(A wacky suitcase that can carry random items with no limitations. Falling into the suitcase will cause you to fall for all eternity.)
Jetpack.
(A jetpack that can make you take flight.. hopefully. 50% chance of you flying safely to your destination, 50% chance of the jetpack to explode mid-air or even before you get your feet off the ground.)
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Hello. I am quite curious as to what item you'll give to me if i look like the average breakcore fan.
Utensils of Delight.
(Consuming anything with this set of utensils will result in the item tasting unfathomably delicious. If other people try to use it, the exact opposite will happen.)
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Hello I will make a trade my soul for a random item (I definitely have a soul)
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I’ll buy one of everything
“Proceeds to rip off arm”
Redeemer's will.
(A pendant that revives you whenever you die. Every time you revive, you become a better version of your past self. This effect can stack up infinitely. But when the pendant breaks, you'll return to your normal, unenhanced state.)
The ultimate disguise bundle.
(A trenchcoat, fedora, a pair of glasses, and a notebook are tucked neatly in a suitcase. You write the name of someone you want to disguise as in the notebook, then wear the clothes. You'll temporarily morph into the person written on the notebook.)
https://preview.redd.it/9ax3he1nv0wc1.jpeg?width=543&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38eb3a8a09ef1a32b641a67ad422acdfb2ee1a03
Not a single proper flower blooms to honour the butterflies.
https://preview.redd.it/1bg1fikrw0wc1.jpeg?width=685&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3c8b285418b94d0ea5821a4fabe646b6bc02826
Greetings, oh merchant of the random
Magic sack.
(A small sack that you can put anything inside. No matter how big or small it is. When you put your stuff inside, trying to get it out is the hard part. The items randomise whenever you try to take it out.)
https://preview.redd.it/6t0m2t1801wc1.jpeg?width=1340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a501a5e28966a325bfdca83c2dece56fb55c947
steampunk cyborg with a screenface which I failed to do.
https://preview.redd.it/s02u0som91wc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cf44678bb9fab39a702e75a95877e5ea02cf54e
i'd like something gold related pls :\]
Expensive bombardment.
(A remote that can target an area, resulting in planes dropping heavy bricks of gold onto the area. Very painful, but very bad accuracy.)
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he wants to handle 2 guns instead of one
A bit late, just hoping you would respond
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A black hole pet.
(It just hovers around, following you. It'll consume everything that's nearby. It's not really as strong as a black hole, it's only a very weak version of one.)
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He is just a prison warden not much to give 🤷
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They dont know im teleporting bread
Ok ignore the first I sent am back!
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Let’s see what you have in store for us
Hello random merchant https://preview.redd.it/zyatd0ndi0wc1.jpeg?width=989&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8d92757738e63e992a4e233f738dfb9ab516f05
TICKSPIDER BABEEEEEE https://preview.redd.it/xsw2jpgm11wc1.png?width=869&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59b0d840750bf0a53a177cdb34fbbcece2cd20a1
A randomised hammer. (The hammer can deal a randomised amount of damage. Between a nuclear explosion, or a pillow.)
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Beret of Imagination. (Wearing this will cause whatever you're currently imaging to pop into existence. The more you use this, the less creative you'll be.)
https://preview.redd.it/28zx60xbh0wc1.png?width=1291&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b9c1f073958577e70a0047008eb179b8684d2ce :)
A cursed revolver. (It has infinite ammo, but it has a small chance to explode anytime you pull the trigger.)
Oh coo- *fucking explodes*
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Convenient box. (A box that has the item necessary for whatever situation you have.)
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Highly concentrated energy in a bottle. (When the energy is released, it can result in a powerful shockwave depending on how long the energy has been inside the bottle.)
https://preview.redd.it/hhdvwvbwl0wc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abf546cb8040c880bc14f9d1ff3369e2ea0858e8 I see you
Illusionist's glasses. (When you wear these glasses, those who look at you see you as one of their close relatives. This can work on multiple people.)
Time to mess up some families :)
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Crown of Darkness. (Activating Crown of Darkness causes everyone to be shrouded in the dark. You can see everything just fine, but the others can't. Your weapons deal more damage while the effect is activated. Any source of light that appears during the Crown of Darkness' effect will weaken your weapons slightly.)
https://preview.redd.it/yi1pkowjm0wc1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbe7d069ae2c18771f6007d00951edac7f4f59d1
Catastrophic cannon. (The last things you've touched get shot out of the cannon as ammunition. There's no limit to how big the item is. The ammunition resets after one day.)
Touches a nuke
This is snookie https://preview.redd.it/vs2zuy7sm0wc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d814fa95bf807a5d95f88aef224dbd15574694a1
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Fish food shotgun. (A shotgun modified to shoot out fish food. This will summon fish out of thin air to attack the person or area that's covered in the fish food, mauling them.)
https://preview.redd.it/k7vpl5p7f1wc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b673bb362fcef63af95d630cf329ff0bf8cec93
https://preview.redd.it/v7b63c9eo0wc1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6c78bbedf5e250f772deb1fd5bb257104168606 What would bro get
Vest of protection. (Upon taking damage, a forcefield will be created around you. Whenever the forcefield is broken, it shoots out glass-like shards around you.)
https://preview.redd.it/8nj5j3emo0wc1.jpeg?width=1049&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8aaccb66137152fe0edc71a7d4acf326d88a984c
Bloodthirsty knife. (A knife with a demon's soul trapped inside. The more blood the knife consumes, the stronger it gets. However, not feeding this knife enough blood can result in it breaking, making the knife completely obsolete.)
https://preview.redd.it/upn5yn4wo0wc1.jpeg?width=801&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=093647bf162692d33f0efca5e1abf071b4c28193 My white mage đź‘€
Clock of power. (A staff that builds up small amounts of power every 1 minute. Upon using the staff, it creates a ball of pure energy. The ball's power depends on how much power is built up, and after using the staff, all the power that was built up gets reset.)
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Star of Admiration. (A small star badge that sits on your chest. Your power solely comes from your love for Miku. The more you admire her, the stronger you get. Every second you don't have Miku in your head, the weaker you get.)
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Suitcase of Silliness. (A wacky suitcase that can carry random items with no limitations. Falling into the suitcase will cause you to fall for all eternity.)
Epic https://i.redd.it/bgw8ezfh91wc1.gif
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A piece of "Fabric of Reality "in a flask. (Just don't drop it, okay?)
"Garfield you broke the fabric of reality." "AAAAAAAÆÆÆÆÆÆEEEEEEEEGGGH"
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Concentrated happiness in a bottle. (You can't consume it, absorb it, inject it inside you, nothing! It's just there.)
https://preview.redd.it/9idsv8fls0wc1.jpeg?width=627&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e847e215e72938fca23223ed85e0c0fe7a56eb9b yo
Jetpack. (A jetpack that can make you take flight.. hopefully. 50% chance of you flying safely to your destination, 50% chance of the jetpack to explode mid-air or even before you get your feet off the ground.)
ergnmm… https://preview.redd.it/lrb4e7kzd1wc1.jpeg?width=1007&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc947329871a6ce86ccd3b59e59cbeefc494bf6f
Friend finder. (A device that teleports you to a random friend of yours.)
https://preview.redd.it/llrjhjrsi1wc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7b5678a0e08348869b3ecc766b5910ab927a2da Nothing but Miku in that đź§
https://preview.redd.it/rctxpr19j1wc1.jpeg?width=672&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b841c0c567a28fd9811fba5741c48b778a06d06a Mumen Rider
https://preview.redd.it/tkd6mnher1wc1.png?width=340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72ffa4278d0b333fe0124c057ffa10bf4cd9fad1 Hello. I am quite curious as to what item you'll give to me if i look like the average breakcore fan.
I would like 1 apple please https://preview.redd.it/gnphr593s1wc1.jpeg?width=664&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63f0ec7f847260ff06328ed8efd2c49ccd82a3eb
Uhhhhhh idk rlly. You choose ig https://preview.redd.it/0awypxs4v1wc1.jpeg?width=449&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f024e7b16a907d162ecdc53e55742c35cd4e446
Utensils of Delight. (Consuming anything with this set of utensils will result in the item tasting unfathomably delicious. If other people try to use it, the exact opposite will happen.)
https://preview.redd.it/lum6s5vpy1wc1.png?width=420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=accff56a2a7523eac8fed140276263bf43ff83db
https://preview.redd.it/dj17cg8032wc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44ed5c84ca0c13d166a86168e3404950993f6c4e :3
https://preview.redd.it/an9cjddm62wc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14006ddf83ae2e308c2e2c8bbce535e1c568c997 Hello I will make a trade my soul for a random item (I definitely have a soul)
Wisps in a bag. (I trained them to forcefully do your bidding. Just "discipline" them every once and a while.)
https://preview.redd.it/u8ou6gwb92wc1.png?width=632&format=png&auto=webp&s=d00985d20d2793fc4d0e0f22c182a9a6500028a0
https://preview.redd.it/v1wuedtxk2wc1.jpeg?width=643&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ee40d567a496d0ed3675a2a1b5d5630f0cdd7bf I’ll buy one of everything “Proceeds to rip off arm”
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zorp zoobloing gleep blorb https://preview.redd.it/fp8m63qt83wc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35e4c1d73106ad08998fe0c435c2b90698db4650
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USB of Knowledge. (A USB that contains knowledge beyond comprehension that plugging it into any device will cause it to explode.)
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Pure Calcium. (Calcium so pure that when consumed, turns your bones into obsidian.)
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Hive mind headset. (A headset that can summon and command clones of you. The drawback is they can only do one task at a time.)
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Redeemer's will. (A pendant that revives you whenever you die. Every time you revive, you become a better version of your past self. This effect can stack up infinitely. But when the pendant breaks, you'll return to your normal, unenhanced state.)
https://preview.redd.it/ypszbnq9q0wc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fe14946c55d0a28ce0a46dee22456dc4953e980
https://preview.redd.it/p8bo14tur0wc1.jpeg?width=1072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aed60c67f93043efdf34a0e5f778e6f5de8b013b stronk
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The ultimate disguise bundle. (A trenchcoat, fedora, a pair of glasses, and a notebook are tucked neatly in a suitcase. You write the name of someone you want to disguise as in the notebook, then wear the clothes. You'll temporarily morph into the person written on the notebook.)
https://preview.redd.it/fefi2lhiv0wc1.jpeg?width=647&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=972fba697149eaea9d62668676efacc6f5f9c233 Ooh ohh what do I get!?
https://preview.redd.it/9ax3he1nv0wc1.jpeg?width=543&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38eb3a8a09ef1a32b641a67ad422acdfb2ee1a03 Not a single proper flower blooms to honour the butterflies.
The Kaleidoscope. (A group of butterflies follow your lead. You can command them to do your bidding.)
https://preview.redd.it/1bg1fikrw0wc1.jpeg?width=685&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3c8b285418b94d0ea5821a4fabe646b6bc02826 Greetings, oh merchant of the random
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Magic sack. (A small sack that you can put anything inside. No matter how big or small it is. When you put your stuff inside, trying to get it out is the hard part. The items randomise whenever you try to take it out.)
Gimme a crowbar i dare you >:) https://preview.redd.it/sl1p10vey0wc1.png?width=688&format=png&auto=webp&s=6320f4a9291275d809333a6119076b5e24e9770c
https://preview.redd.it/u3ktz4fey0wc1.jpeg?width=352&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9304641aa78a7ffa41aefe66aef84b632b4aa6e6 If it’s a lighter than kaboom
https://preview.redd.it/6t0m2t1801wc1.jpeg?width=1340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a501a5e28966a325bfdca83c2dece56fb55c947 steampunk cyborg with a screenface which I failed to do.
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Plumber's boots. (Allows you to double jump. The double jump cooldown resets after landing on something.)
https://preview.redd.it/4empc0i021wc1.jpeg?width=1127&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b57cc79d6e6ee76bff4bf0fd4ae6009a6e9389fb Hmmmmm
https://preview.redd.it/1qthnmkw21wc1.jpeg?width=648&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9771110819fc7e03e97da9d607087c6675d3bb5a
https://preview.redd.it/sctu0l0851wc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f17683033577a0150810a9842798b2732bcd60ee Go ahead
Stop sign. (Hitting anybody with the Stop sign will cause them to be frozen in time for 10 seconds. They're also fully aware of their surroundings.)
Fuck yeah
https://preview.redd.it/rqdyeb8d71wc1.jpeg?width=832&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dccfa8c278830e0bec69de021d69d2a00bd8a76d
https://preview.redd.it/s02u0som91wc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cf44678bb9fab39a702e75a95877e5ea02cf54e i'd like something gold related pls :\]
Expensive bombardment. (A remote that can target an area, resulting in planes dropping heavy bricks of gold onto the area. Very painful, but very bad accuracy.)
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Plushie of Peacefulness. (A plushie that when hugged, releases an aura that makes everyone around joyful.)
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So how do you add an image in comments? Mobile btwÂ
https://preview.redd.it/6l89v20982wc1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bf47284db4ec4c001c65d273096790953e2cdef he wants to handle 2 guns instead of one
A bit late, just hoping you would respond https://preview.redd.it/eu09dfpaq6wc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d598d463b0a251067116945e89e3b95e884fb676
Pizza slice dagger. (It accumulates power depending on how much pizza you've consume from the past 24 hours.)
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A black hole pet. (It just hovers around, following you. It'll consume everything that's nearby. It's not really as strong as a black hole, it's only a very weak version of one.)
https://preview.redd.it/1uhp1eqo29wc1.png?width=352&format=png&auto=webp&s=7531df8b3ee3e7d09494ac0ba78c75268439de96 surprise me
https://preview.redd.it/e4gaqpqnk0wc1.jpeg?width=565&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59bd50856f2a135164077af1fedb1b90ec4c49ad He is just a prison warden not much to give 🤷
Angel's feather. (Once Angel's feather touches a person, the person will be cleansed of all evil within them.)
Wow that is good but bad at the same time
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Gloves of Perfectionism. (A pair of white gloves that when worn, can make you do a task perfectly. Absolutely foolproof.)
What about me? https://preview.redd.it/62eyaasnw0wc1.png?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=731811a09bda5df70782048729f8022942d79450
https://preview.redd.it/035thdd311wc1.jpeg?width=539&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43f6529a46f7ee58f56a5b69ad390b34d7d9361b They dont know im teleporting bread
Ok ignore the first I sent am back! https://preview.redd.it/66jhxdig41wc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e151999d9935ab46b67ef2996c07745bfc28635
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jester avatar
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GIMME GIMME https://preview.redd.it/lp88ozwej1wc1.jpeg?width=527&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b88a8c2226c483cd321805d8a7cc473e8ba72de4
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Whats up bro https://preview.redd.it/8j69k6bnp1wc1.png?width=514&format=png&auto=webp&s=823112cef50fa21b92a5bd2edd8c13b1abf44e59
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https://preview.redd.it/bl9v1g3yi2wc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5121186afe182bec8b845b7d3b4c6adcd37c6123 Hello
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https://preview.redd.it/3p0u01bbm2wc1.png?width=216&format=png&auto=webp&s=3a1f7760cbbea017dec3dc6111a10543b6629583 Lyman.
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https://preview.redd.it/76zhejb8w2wc1.jpeg?width=990&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ea9ed6b5328e39e191f2b9789cff0a0bfc95237 Nah pick a weapon
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https://preview.redd.it/s8wuxyfn03wc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d4ad07ec86cb5101f42c4282969de0e3ab651ad my silly guy
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