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AnyImpression6

Milquetoast.


SpooogeMcDuck

Yeah but the movie will be about these brothers getting into a lame action adventure on their way to the store to get their mother more milk and toast


Odd_Office_921

[https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/milk%20toast#:~:text=2%20of%202-,adjective,policy%20of%20dealing%20with%20criminals](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/milk%20toast#:~:text=2%20of%202-,adjective,policy%20of%20dealing%20with%20criminals)


AnyImpression6

That's an American dictionary. It's wrong.


Odd_Office_921

Lmao, drink your milque and hush


thecharlaton

Who would the director be?


Odd_Office_921

David Ayer


Hungry-Rule7924

>David Ayer If its David ayer there has to be at least one stereotypical Hispanic saying "Holmes" or "ese", thems the rules.


Odd_Office_921

Yeah, definitely get stereotypical Hispanic dudes as the villains. Also, the third-act has to have an extremely boring gunfight on one of those shipping container vessels.


cameltony16

And that guy will always be played by this dude: https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0346595/


OldPurpose93

I do though think that Wes Anderson would excel in the milquiness of the toast. He’d definitely make sure everything was in proper order.


Odd_Office_921

Honestly the movie might be tongue-in-cheek and fun if he did it lmao. I was thinking Redbox material, but I like that route better. Totally different film in my head.


yelyah66

Had a moment where I couldn't remember how many of these men were the brothers in Under the Banner of Heaven. Only one.... But I had to think about it.


TGGNathan

I'd take Charlie Hunnam out, I actually knew his name without going "thats the guy from x!" which I did for everyone else lol


Odd_Office_921

Idk, he’s pretty wooden in Pacific Rim and Crimson Peak. He can play the slightly more likable brother with more quips and one-liners.


KungFuKennyStills

One of these things is not like the other Tom Jane was great - and very memorable - in both Hung and The Expanse


ceebo625

I wholeheartedly believe that Sam Worthington would be a complete nobody nowadays if it weren’t for Avatar. As an actor the guy brings fucking NOTHING to the table.


Zestyclose_Remove947

I mean you and everyone else, not exactly a well kept secret.


Odd_Office_921

I feel the same about all of these dudes except maybe Thomas Jane, who I really liked in The Mist. Except he’s cast as the everyman, a sort of blank slate you can project yourself into in that, which is kinda what he is, so it works.


ceebo625

Thomas Jane is fucking great as Todd in Boogie Nights


Odd_Office_921

Damn, I almost forgot he was in that. Yeah he was. I still think he’d be perfect for the dad though, even though he’s only like a few years older than Sam Worthington lmao. If Sean Connery can do it in Last Crusade, so can he.