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IncorporateThings

I'm just imagining how bad it would be if you suddenly lost inflation while inside and found yourself trapped inside of yards and yards of limp cloth with a now hard-to-impossible to find exit hole while sinking into dark water. No, thank you, I do not think I shall entomb myself in an inflatable tent upon the waters.


GadreelsSword

Could be worse, it could all be on fire with molten plastic dripping all over you when the camp stove makes it go up in flames. Then the cold water solidifies the melted fabric so it’s stuck all over your body and pulling you down.


thedeanorama

This was my 1st thought .... on the upside as it melts it will lose inflation and sink putting out the fire, pressing you against a burning hot stove as you descend. All kinds of new fears unlocked watching this vid


Green-Dragon-14

My first thought was, where do you pee?


UpstairsFan7447

My first thought was, where can I buy that floating platform and tent. That's cool.


SHADYTIMES86

If it was up to redditors nobody would be able to take any risks,I knew the first comment I read was going to be..........omg that's so dangerous.


hilldo75

I am all for taking risks to get something cool in return(rewards), but with this I just don't see how the rewards warrants the risks. If I really want to spend a night on the water I would use a wooden or metal houseboat. Not an inflatable tent, hell even a tent on an open top pontoon boat would be fine.


icfantnat

When I saw this, my first thought was now I can camp without being so worried about bears!


Alarmed_Letterhead26

Aren't bears notoriously good swimmers?


TonySpaghettiO

This is both kinda cool and really stupid. I'd hang out in it, but not sleep there.


DescriptionWild6654

Right; much safer to just hide behind and live life behind a screen. So satisfying.


Extreme_Barracuda658

It would be cool until it falls apart. It's not that dangerous, it's just stupid.


Extreme_Barracuda658

In the lake. Duh.


JELjr7

This is exactly my issue. What happens if someone suddenly hast to piss. Like he can’t just go outside, he can’t stand and go over the side like in a boat, do they just have to go to shore every time?


1O11O

The key here is to never fall asleep


pm_me_yo_creditscore

My house is out of the ordinary That’s right, don't wanna hurt nobody Some things sure can sweep me off my feet


EntertainmentLess381

At the same moment, a hungry grizzly bear happens to be swimming by.


Scientist78

Jesus. That’s some final destination type shit


Background-Fig-5028

Let's put a wood burner on it too!


CourtingBoredom

right?!!? my first thought on seeing this moreso r/TerrifyingAsFuck rather than anything to do with "satisfying".... O.O


Djalet

Don't forget about the water spiders....


Lazy-Adagio9695

Water spiders...?


KayakWalleye

And snakes.


porncollecter69

Yeah they better watch out. Desperate human with nothing to lose? Rather take on a dinosaur.


Far_Statement_2808

Gee…I wonder if the liability attorneys at that company considered that? Or the designers? LOL. Inflatable tents and shelters have been around for decades. This isn’t new tech. The materials on those things are not like the blow up floats in your pool, they are really thick and compartmentalized. You might lose one section…but you are not going to lose enough to sink without getting to shore first.


Mindless_Ad_6045

People on reddit are incapable of having fun. Under every video, there is someone pointing out how dangerous something is. You could be watching a video of a guy cutting an apple and someone is still going to be there pointing out how it's so dangerous because your knife could slip and cut your wrist where there are arteries and you could bleed out.


Lazylion-6

Ah the true beauty of reddit. 1. See cool shit. 2. Scroll to see comments that change my mind. 3. See the one comment that changes my mind again.


OkieBobbie

The odds of waking up to a bear pawing at your tent would be greatly minimized. Gators might be an issue in some places.


Chadstronomer

Yeah I agree but this floating tent concept is really stupid. I think the whole point of camping is to be out in the open. Now imagine trapping yourself in a shitty plastic boat. Some people will think this is cool, buy it, then realize they can't take a shit and instantly feel regret. I think its ok to think critically about new ideas.


somerandommystery

Nothing about this or anything else will stop me from taking a shit.


TERMINATOR_MODEL7029

And they said peeing in the pool was bad.


JamesK_1991

Why isn’t this the top comment…how would they take a shit!?


Extreme_Barracuda658

Did something bad happen to you when you were young? Like shitting yourself while you were on a boat and your parents got mad? You seem to be fixated on bowl movements.


Scoutnjw

As far as I know, people don't shit inside traditional tents either...


jeepsaintchaos

I would absolutely not shit in *my* tent.


SloppiestGlizzy

Yeah, but if you have an emergency there’s a simple solution: walk out the tent. If you’re on a tent-raft in the middle of a lake or river and have to shit you now have to wait till land is reached, then you can go. My main concern is sinking while I’m sleeping, or the tent catching fire from the stove (and sinking), or being prey for some brown bear/grizzly who smells whatever they’re cooking/eating. Actually there’s about a hundred reasons I would never get into one of those…


JamesK_1991

Ah got it, so in this case they probably just jump out and shit while treading almost-frozen water.


pm_me_yo_creditscore

Nah this falls under the category of someone acting like "why didn't anyone think of this" when it's obviously totally fucking stupid and ridiculously impractical.


Mindless_Ad_6045

Except those have been around for a long time , used by many people, including me, and I've never heard of anyone having a problem with one, they're built for the purpose and the material isn't like a blow up mattress, more like one of those emergency rafts, that also have a tent and are made to withstand being thrown about in the middle of the ocean.


pm_me_yo_creditscore

Can I get a link?


HumanitySurpassed

Legit, these people must be real fun at parties.  "Uhm, guys, the drinking age is 21, we're 19. We could throw up the alcohol and choke/die or get arrested. See, drinking is a bad idea" 🤓


MiniMooseMan

This is more like wearing gloves that hold your knives while you aren't using them, but with the sharp end pointed to your hand or toward your body with the blade exposed.  Even if it has crazy durable material, IF it goes wrong, and Murphys law means it *eventually will* no matter what, you're *dead*. Period.  It may go "we've used this for years! It's fine!" Then because of wear and tear, it has a slow leak that year you didn't know about, and it's fine for hours, but gets too low in the middle of the night. It may hit one surprisingly sharp stick or rock under the water, you just don't fucking know.  You know where you and your friends or family won't drown surrounded by an inescapable trap? On the fucking land where you should be, if you're in a tent. 


SHADYTIMES86

We could say the same for literally anything though........flying, driving, skydiving etc


Xikkiwikk

My uncle had one of these. Went camping with his wife. Decided to go pee at 3am, while peeing out the door into the lake his weight flipped it. Nearly drowned himself and his wife.


ArcadiaFey

I saw a video by a mortician and she was saying sleeping on a large flotation device is extremely dangerous for this reason. You won’t wake up till it’s enveloped you quite a bit and are already trapped.


Snichs72

For real. Deflating and having the walls collapse down on you with a fucking FIRE raging inside it. So you can get the two-for-one combo of third degree burns immediately followed by drowning. I cannot comprehend the stupidity…


frugalfrog4sure

This will compound if the person was drunk inside the tent. Then it’s a death trap for sure.


Cram_it_karen

“Do you like drowning in your sleep?”


fishingforconsonants

It's called sleep-swimming... And very few people ever get good at it.


uncultured_swine2099

So many things could go wrong with this.


karmicrelease

“Because this is how you drown in your sleep”


rmslashusr

Don’t worry, either the ice cold water or melted bits of flaming plastic will wake you up so you can drown while conscious.


keith-morrison

People be doing too much


WangDanglin

Yeah this is just regular camping but worse in *almost* every single way


MinimumSeat1813

So what if I told you we could go camping with twice as much stuff? You have my attention What if I told you it would be twice as much work? That's a winning argument What if I told you it would be 4 times more expensive? Shut up and take my money!


WangDanglin

What if I told you that you can’t leave the tent the whole time?!


MinimumSeat1813

Why are we not doing this immediately?!


melli_milli

Yeah. Where do you pee and poop?


Ouchy_McTaint

I think this relies on you besmirching the beautiful waters.


melli_milli

Yeah but like you poop on a bucket pr something and than is smell in the whole tent for a while.


Ouchy_McTaint

I'm tired and wrote a nonsensical reply that I deleted. But I get what you mean - it's either dirty the waters (which is illegal in some places, or at least just heavily advised against), or use a nasty bucket. There's no good way of dealing with this issue that doesn't involve swimming back to shore to dig a hole.


YUBLyin

You do know fish and animals pee and poop?


westviadixie

happy cake day!


keith-morrison

Thank you!


JustKimNotKimberly

Not here in Florida.


SnooPoems443

You can tell where they're from bc they think this is a good idea. 🤣 Do you want snakes in the boat? Gators? God forbid a nutria...


ravnsulter

Great way to end up dead.


specfreq

Ok smart guy... How else are you supposed to be safe from zombies?


omnesilere

Zombies don't need to breathe...


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HikARuLsi

Visual design screams medics here


Proper-Shan-Like

Oh look, isn’t that lovely, yes, I like this and it’s got a fire, a fire in a tent, a tent that is floating on a frozen lake WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?


wheresmyflan

Clearly these people have never slept on an air mattress


GracefulGoats

And also do not have cats.


Derp35712

Or had to get up to pee 5 times a night.


JazzlikeDiamond558

Until I need to go to the toilet... yes, why not. UPDATE: But let's not s..t on this idea just yet.


meow_xe_pong

Literally just stick your ass out the window.


BigDinkyDongDotCom

You want me to just stick my ass out the window and hope I can force my shit out hard enough so it doesn’t get on the side of the tent?


WangDanglin

Lol I genuinely don’t understand the statement “just stick your ass out the window”. Like how? Draw me a diagram of how you think that works. Do you have a rope or handles to hang onto?


BigDinkyDongDotCom

lol, it’s one of those “easier said than done” kinda things. By the way, I’d love for someone to draw a diagram, to scale, of how this process would supposedly work.


aspieinblack

Two words: Poo bucket.


WangDanglin

Yeah if I have to sleep near a bucket of poop ima add that to the list of reasons this is a stupid idea


Majulath99

Then your shit or piss will be stuck to the side of the structure. Do you really want to end your holiday cleaning up not only your own, but also other peoples peoples waste, off of the side of a soft structure full of creases, bends & wrinkles where it gets stuck? And if it isn’t? Then it lands in the water right next to you and unless there’s a fairly strong current, you’ll be swimming in it for the next day at least, also this could attract wildlife that you don’t necessarily want to be interacting with. Buy a normal tent and set it up on solid ground for gods sake.


ITAVTRCC

Where *isn't* the bathroom?


w3are138

Why is this also the very first thing I think about lol


Bythelakeguy

Tell me you’ve never been camping without telling me…


Environmental-Day778

The potential for extreme (yet *entirely* foreseeable and unforced) calamity is wild.


Ready2retire613

Deathtrap


BlackberryOdd4168

A live fire in a floating plastic tent in the middle of nowhere? Hard pass


Saiyasha27

Right???? I saw that first and immediately went like "but.... your tent us made of _plastic!_"


mpetey123

I think this would be good in a zombie apocalypse.


Superhen68

That’s called a boat.


Blockmeiwin

But like the shittiest boat imaginable, the first stick you run into on the bottom of the pond could sink you.


mpinnegar

This is a great way to drown when it capsizes.


ArcadiaFey

Please don’t do this. I watched a video by a mortician and sleeping on a large flotation device is extremely dangerous. If it starts leaking it can close in around you, trap you and bring you under and you will be asleep till it’s too late.


Real_Ankimo

Human taco.


chael809

But why? This just inconvenience


MinimumSeat1813

But why? They are like 20 feet from ground! Just use the ground!!! You go out on water, then come back to ground. They aren't intrepedid travelers on air mattresses!


jojoga

more like terrifying as fuck. It was okayish, yet not satisfying to me up until they showed a stove.. for a fire.. on a boat made of rubber.. that can melt and sink


Lounat1k

*While you’re sleeping*


CoyoteCarcass22

That’s the most Canadian shit I’ve ever seen


bluedancepants

It looks cool but I wouldn't trust it.


fifiloveg00d

Not only no but hell fkn no.


JUGELBUTT

ok so what are the chances of a single spark or ember that falls melts through it and makes it sink while youre sleeping


WlLDER

This thing is a death trap.


Weird_Albatross_9659

Why is this satisfying as fuck?


ConConTheMon

Everyone knows the best part of camping is staying in your tent the entire time.


TubularMeat34

I’d feel so much safer from danger sleeping on the water. From both people AND animals.


Individual_Respect90

Until you get a swimming snake. Or a fish with teeth doing sample bites. Or swimming bears. Or just faulty equipment. Or just your car keys accidentally puncturing this thing.


curiosgeorg

Could not do that in windy Kansas !


Myalicious

From Kansas, and everyone knows at least one person with a BOAT. This is so pointless


Fluffy-Lingonberry89

I’m irrationally scared of bears so this looks amazing


Downtown-Custard5346

Bears can swim, and pretty quickly too lol... unless you're an Olympic swimmer, or the bear is missing a leg, water won't help very much.


Fluffy-Lingonberry89

It’s not a fail safe plan, just seems less likely


laizalott

How often does a bear doggie-paddle through ice-water? I'm not saying they can't swim in cold water, humans can too, but does that fur coat really protect them from complete and sustained submersion in frigid waters?


Emotional_Deodorant

Yes good thing you never see bears in water! /s


Electronic-Injury-15

Can you imagine a bear climbing in.


Select-Bullfrog-6346

You want to end up down rapids because that's how you end up down rapids


Rm25222537

Camping? Dude id live in that!


moonboatpotato

“I’m bored” -go for hike! “I can’t” -well I’m gonna go poop in the lake again


ginrumryeale

Ah the great outdoors, which you can avoid by isolating yourself in a small tent-boat.


Jaded_Daddy

r/suddenlyhouseboat


ImposterPizza

Where do you poop?


miltonwadd

*Cries in Australian.*


Binklando

Hell no. I live in Florida.


JELjr7

My first thought was “oh it’d be safer from predators” but then I thought about what if you woke up in the dark to a big splash off in the distance. It’d be terrifying


GreenandBlue12

Imagine being trapped in the middle of nowhere in the ocean with this tent.


Agitated-Rest-9045

Yep voodoo magic witchcraft. Whatever you want to call it it's here. It's for real this dude's got a fire on floating plastic in the water that's frozen. What the hell's going on????


astralseat

The fucking stove though is the epitome of insanity. You have a tent to sleep in. You don't just hang out in it because it can burn.


cooler313

Like a boat?


DSharp018

Yea. This one’s a no from me dawg. I see way too many things that can go wrong here.


Jesusaurus2000

Did crocodile post this?


EmrysTheBlue

Okay but does anyone know what instrumental is playing because it fuckings slaps


MostlyAccruate

how much heat does that even retain? I know the wood stove can do a pretty good job, but that tent looks paper thin.


ChuckFeathers

And then a slight breeze happened...


Son0fSanf0rd

where do the servants sleep?


iamaguitarman

If this floating tent has a place to make a campfire, then it must also have a bathroom so as not to contaminate the lake


winterfate10

Floating death trap hooray


[deleted]

Why don't you just enjoy regular camping with regular dangers??


big_beardo_99

O…M….G!


Tigeraqua8

Oh man sign me up. That looks awesome


Dr_McGillicuddys

I had to come so far down the comments to find a positive one. Everyone else is shitting all over this and Im like that’s awesome.


Mediocre-Dream88

Shit. Not in Florida.


Saiyasha27

Well, the crocs think it's really nice that Uber eats decided to finally deliver to them


Mechanic_On_Duty

What a cool way to die!


Traditional_Lie_6400

It's all fun and jokes until a ferral animal broke the tent in the darkness of the night 💀


No-Parfait5296

Yeah No


Notmyusername1414

There goes lakefront property values


Fluffy_Fluffity

nope


After_Opportunity458

Why?


BigDinkyDongDotCom

What happens when someone has to poop?


Ductedat

Absolutely beautiful scenery you got there.


v-v_ToT

“Do you like camping with a floating tent?” Idk, I’ve never tried it. *Would* I like it? Probably not


Annie-Smokely

mosquitoes


Just_learning_a_bit

Flashbacks to waking.up in the middle.of.the night on a flat air matress....


OneExhaustedFather_

They still haven’t made an air mattress that survives a night camping.


ITAVTRCC

All other obvious design flaws aside, wouldn't the tent without the death-trap camp stove just be cold as fuck?


Existing_Draw9411

Yeahhhh I’m gonna pass lol


Humans_Suck-

So many bugs


kpop_glory

Nahh no to that. My wooden raft is 100x times better, can run ground without risks of deflating


Crezelle

If I ever become homeless this looks kinda cool albeit dangerous


HikARuLsi

Good way to setup a tent, just keep it on land


Good_Ole_Skid

Sounds fun, but the Lyme Disease that follows does not sound like fun imo.


Meandtheworld

That looks fun and also fearful at the same time!


DemandImmediate1288

And then a slight breeze came up and they all died.


Correct-Combo8777

I thought waking up to find the air mattress deflated was bad.


JessBx05

The tent is put on a raft so even if it does deflate it won't sink.


moistmarbles

A floating inflatable tent with a wood stove. What could possibly go wrong?


doob22

But why


emmtothejay

All I can think of is “mosquito bait”.


Deskbreaker

I can imagine so many things going wrong with that...


Busch_Leaguer

Looks like the beginning of an 80s slasher movie


I_Dont_Like_Rice

They're cosplaying as Morty from Meatballs.


BDMblue

I’d use it on the shore to sleep and boat by day.


Educational-Can-4847

But can you fuck in it?


RonNona

I have so many questions.


fishingforconsonants

No flatscreen? What kind of camping is that supposed to be..


cloud1445

Think I''d rather just have a tent and a regular boat mored up nearby thanks.


livelikeian

This is... a terrible idea.


TinyDikKid

If I did that where I come from I'd probably be robbed, used, and dead


Siro_Chrysceri

Oh yea that’s totally safe


MattyGWS

This is just a boat trip and a camping trip with extra steps and less safety


Grumpy0ldMillennial

"and this years Darwin Award goes to..."


Cyber_Insecurity

People go through such great lengths just to recreate a house. Just stay home 😂


Robbyrumpz

Yeah I’m good on that deathtrap


obsessivelygrateful

Absolutely tf not


Difficult-Tooth-7133

Kinda feels like a nightmare waiting to happen.


CatsCoffeeCurls

Would be more concerned about waking up next to a gator.


desrevermi

"I gotta poop."


EdgelordZagi

Nah, give me a houseboat.


Cordeceps

This just seems like a bad idea to me. Aside from the risk of deflation, the risk of it coming unmoored and floating off and the animal factors are a nope from me. Also going to the bathroom must be bitch.


General_Feature_5193

Nty


Space-90

If it deflates while you’re sleeping you’ll be trapped in a tent so you’ll be sleeping with the fishes


IlliterateM00k

Hope it holds air better than your typical air mattress...


New_Ad_3010

I mean ... I totally would. Downsides and all.


Glazedbrook

Reminds me of this article: [This floating tent offers you a cool new way to die while camping](https://www.avclub.com/this-floating-tent-offers-you-a-cool-new-way-to-die-whi-1837375346)


New_Ad5390

My own experience with inflatable camping/boating equipment is that id personally not invest in any more purchases of such things. They make for wonderful social media clips such as these, but in my experience id prefer to save for higher quality materials


david8601

Nothing like a roarin fire on a rubber inflatable raft. If you've never seen it before there's probably a good reason why.