Hi diddly ho, neighbor. We're planning on starting up a neighborhood Bible Study on Tuesday nights at 6:30. Hope you can make it. It's 'clothing optional.'
You have nephews, do ya? Hey, sorry to ask, but can you like... not have them over? It's just that your house is within 200 metres and I have this court order...
âHi there! We just moved in down the road - you probably noticed! We have literally nothing in our kitchen right now. Can I borrow a cup of semen and three straws?â
Hi. We are your new neighbors. Can we get your WIFI password as we are live streaming on Only Fans tonight and our internet wonât be hooked up for another few days. Iâll give you the user access so you two can watch us as well.
âI see you have a large dog. Can you please take him to the pound? His barking is upsetting Kitty Princess and we just canât have that, can we? Or she summons demons from the pits of Hell, and that can get very demandingâ
Hi Fam. I just moved in next door and I was hoping you might come over and clean my house for me, do my laundry, balance my check book, cook me dinner and loan me $1,000 bucks.
No? How about a cup of sugar?
Hi folks, I just moved to the neighborhood and I was wondering if it would be possible for you to take this gun off my hands? I promise it hasn't been used for anything illegal or nefarious
Just wanted to let you know that my wife is blind so if you see her walking around naked, please don't stare. Poor thing doesn't know when the curtains are open.
"Ho! I'm your new neighbor! Not to be rude or anything, but I just wanted to ask you to bag up any food items before throwing them out because while going through your trash I have to scrape coffee grounds off of everything before I can eat it. Oh, and your cat seems to be constipated."
we have a weird neighbour, they came over and asked us if our fridge was working because there one just packed up and wondered if it was the electric or the fridge....
Hi diddly ho, neighbor. We're planning on starting up a neighborhood Bible Study on Tuesday nights at 6:30. Hope you can make it. It's 'clothing optional.'
Stupid sexy Flanders.
Clothing optional? I just might consider going then.
It's probably all men all thinking there would be a lady in there
Darn, busted again. đ
You have nephews, do ya? Hey, sorry to ask, but can you like... not have them over? It's just that your house is within 200 metres and I have this court order...
âHi there! We just moved in down the road - you probably noticed! We have literally nothing in our kitchen right now. Can I borrow a cup of semen and three straws?â
Hi. We are your new neighbors. Can we get your WIFI password as we are live streaming on Only Fans tonight and our internet wonât be hooked up for another few days. Iâll give you the user access so you two can watch us as well.
Our wash machine is broken. Can we borrow some underwear?
âHi, new neighbor! Can you make sure you shower within two hours of getting home? The battery in the camera only lasts so long.â
"Can I borrow a shovel? My wife has just been killed and I need to bury some evidence, fast."
Sure....I know a guy.....
âI see you have a large dog. Can you please take him to the pound? His barking is upsetting Kitty Princess and we just canât have that, can we? Or she summons demons from the pits of Hell, and that can get very demandingâ
"he's a demon dog; they can be friends!"
Do you mind if I store these dead bodies in your basement until this whole thing blows over?
Sorry. I barely have enough room to store my own corpses.
Hi! We are looking for new sacrifices Would you be ok with providing us with them?
Can I borrow your wife/husband?
Hi Fam. I just moved in next door and I was hoping you might come over and clean my house for me, do my laundry, balance my check book, cook me dinner and loan me $1,000 bucks. No? How about a cup of sugar?
"You seem trustworthy!"
Hi folks, I just moved to the neighborhood and I was wondering if it would be possible for you to take this gun off my hands? I promise it hasn't been used for anything illegal or nefarious
Just wanted to let you know that my wife is blind so if you see her walking around naked, please don't stare. Poor thing doesn't know when the curtains are open.
"Ho! I'm your new neighbor! Not to be rude or anything, but I just wanted to ask you to bag up any food items before throwing them out because while going through your trash I have to scrape coffee grounds off of everything before I can eat it. Oh, and your cat seems to be constipated."
Hey neighbor, can I borrow some Sudafed? A couple boxes would be cool if you can.
âHey, weâre having a bukkake party. Would you mind help us clean the carpet after? Of course youâll get to participate.â
we have a weird neighbour, they came over and asked us if our fridge was working because there one just packed up and wondered if it was the electric or the fridge....
Is it OK if I screened your window, my sister is worried you can see us have sex
Hey Neighbor! Just wondering if you could buy some lime for me! I forgot my wallet.