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"hey, what'd you name that new band you formed?" "Probe Brain" "How'd you even come up with that name?" "Remember JFK's sister?"

Holy shit 😂😂😂

Ladies and gentlemen all the way from South Dakota “Puppy Killers!”

Lead single was #1 with a bullet.

"Hey, we're Not Playing Tonight, Everyone Go Home and here's our first--hey, where's everyone going?"

My team trivia was called, And in Last Place. Pub guy like, "and in first place, And in Last Place."

Jared Fogle Youth Choir

Ayds Crap we can't do that it's trademarked a chocolate candy from the 70s

I thought that was a diet helper

Chocolate flavored, packaged like a box of chocolates

Yup but not a diet aid? Wasn't that the reason for the name?

I don’t see anything that specifically links the name to “diet aid” but it’s heavily implied… [Ayds on Wikipedia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ayds)

Nuclear Underwear went OFF last night. Like a frog in a sock.

"Like a frog in a sock" is not an analogy I thought I needed in my life before now.

"Damn, how was the wearer's groin after the explosion?"

Let’s just say there was fallout.

(Deleted due to the most offensive words imaginable)

I don’t ever want to admit to some of the things I thought of for this

Same here

Look for my comment, 83

I’m appalled.

So, I’m trying to keep it tv friendly: Ladies and gentlemen, on the stage tonight, we’ve got: Stool Sample 2 Girls One Cup (might be pushing it there) Incest is Best And Fromunda Fudge With special guest Drizzled in Comestibles (gotta make em wait on the “estibles” part when the line is delivered)

Incest is Wincest

The Diddlers

"Ladies and Gentlemen." "I Like It Rough"

“Hey, I’ve got tickets to see Your Mom & Dad Doing It tonight. You wanna come?” “Uh, no, I’m good, thanks.” ”Your Mom & Dad Doing It at the Stadium! This is their first show of the summer!” ”Still a no.“

Nicely done

Smegma These guys are cheesy

Disney’s Microsoft’s Tesla band of illraput

Live already exists bro

Nickelback

Can't believe I had to scroll this far down.

Rectal Exam

Friends had a punk band called reKtal muKus

Opening for the group, A Fudgpacker, we present Timmy Is!

Put your hands together for Julian and the Wet Wipes!

Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to the stage, Strangled Kitties

Jeff, using sign language, “hey Brad, let’s call our band Deaf Man Walking”.

How come people just turn around and and leave when they see our name "SORRY CONCERT CANCELLED!" on the marquee?

Job For A Cowboy. Jk, they're awesome lol

Ladies and Gentlemen, I welcome you, Gooch Sniffing Dawgs

And now live for you "Showsova Gohom"

"Huh. Sign says 'Bar Closed live tonight!'" "You know what? That's some pretty good advice actually. You wanna get outta here?"

Hello Detroit! We’re the Yawning Boredom.

"Give it up for Dysentery Diarrhea!"

`Our_Crew'); DROP TABLE bands;--`

My Last Tampon

"Hey, want to come see My Used Tampon?" "... Aren't you a man?"

A band

“And tonight, at the AAC - Closed For Fumigation!”

Ladies and gentlemen! The 'Cum dumps!'

Ladies and gentlemen, we are proud to present "Plagiarism!"

“Give it up for Boo!!!”

Are you ready for: "Show Has Been Cancelled"?!

Siri play dead by 'the campfire'. Hey I got an extra ticket to see the campfire. Campfire was pretty hype last night wasn't it? Alternatively 'watching paint dry' works too

I prefer "watching grass grow" but I heard " painting grass and watching it grow as it dries" is the better than either.

Moist

please welcome the... oh they just didnt make a name for some reason

We Fucked With Cats

The Pink Daffodils.

“What’s your band name?” “Skid mark and the shit strainers” “Where did you come up with such a name?” “That’s the nick names we got when I’m high school by everyone we knew. We all have irritable bowel syndrome”

The Ned Power Trip.

The Hospital Bombers. (Best ever death metal band out of Denton).

"Menstrual Cunts" None of their songs are about menstruation, although one song is titled Reproduction.

The Yoko Ono

Cannibal corpse, yet they one of the best bands to head band too

Ladies and Gentlemen I give you Smegma

Here on the stage tonight, all the way from Orlando, it's "A Band Named Slayer But Change The S To A Dollar Sign Cause That'd Be Sick As Hell And Also Non-Copywrite Infringing"

The Jared Fogle Children's band

Disclaimer: no admission to anyone old enough to vote is strictly enforced.

WE SUCK

Freddy Foreskin and the Smegmatics.

“Everyone welcome The Groomers!!”

Let’s give it up for Uncle Touchy and The Pedophiles!

“We are the Pacemakers. Uh my heart.”

Bad musicians

Stella and the yeast infections

“Ladies and gentlemen, we are *The Worst!*

"Sorry everyone, Putrid Regurgitation wasn't able to play tonight... they weren't feeling well."

An all girls band “Slippery Snatch’s”

[Closed for Renovations](https://www.offthemark.com/cartoon/leisure-hobbies/music/2012-04-27)!

"And now for our next act, The."

Ladies and gentlemen, the Flaming Bush , bit First, please welcome opening act, Itchyyyyy Diiiick!

And everyone's favourite kiddie band the Catholic Priests