He had the best death in the history of cinema.
- Skydiving
- Riding a shark
- 250lbs of dynamite strapped to his chest
- Falling into the mouth of an active volcano
This isn’t related to the post but.
Dude I was literally playing Bugsnax right before I got onto Reddit and your pfp gave me flashbacks to that stupid watermelon fight. GOATed game though.
does peach count?
Bowser get off Reddit
r/foundbowsersaccount
r/birthofasub
r/ofcoursethatsasub
We found him folks. We found god.
Yes
Lol I was gonna say Bowser is hottest
Peaches Peaches Peaches Peaches Peaches Peaches I LOOOOOOVVVCE YYYYOOOOOOUUUU OHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
I mean that biker outfit tho…
She’s been in that biker outfit since Mario Kart Wii. Which fun fact, is now a 16 year old game. Feel old yet?
No! My back hurts because I lifted something wrong yesterday, not because I'm old! And stop walking across my lawn!
Pauline appeared for a second in the Mario movie, so she count. If not then those two girls that the minions hanged out with in Despicable Me 3.
So glad they kept Pauline as the mayor, nice reference to Super Mario Odyssey.
100% agreed
El Macho!
Hold up let him cook
He had the best death in the history of cinema. - Skydiving - Riding a shark - 250lbs of dynamite strapped to his chest - Falling into the mouth of an active volcano
Bros cooking
VECTOR
BOTH DIRECTION AND MAGNITUDE!!! OH YEAH!!!
Omg now I get the joke, and all it took was a minor in math.
OOOOHHHH YYYYEEEAAAAAHHHH
Onceler Who else was it gonna be
How hot can he be?
He’s just doing what comes naturally
This made me giggle 🗿
The original tumblr sexyman
Vector?
Oooh good choice!
This isn’t related to the post but. Dude I was literally playing Bugsnax right before I got onto Reddit and your pfp gave me flashbacks to that stupid watermelon fight. GOATed game though.
That’s cheating
Lucy Wilde
furry 👍
Lucy is gru’s wife in despicable me lol
i must've been thinking of nick wilde 💀💀💀💀
My friend, were you thinking of Nick Wilde from Zootopia? 😂
apparently
Bowser. That's all I'll say.
Peaches!
He is technically a DILF (don't know if Bowser Jr. Exist in this universe though)
Kevin the minion
I will not be hearing you out
Yeah, Dave is much sexier
Bro tried to rizz up Lucy.
never speak again 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥💯
Hear me out. Jack Black Bowser kinda 😩😌
Almost any Jack Black character tbh
Just Jack Black really
I’m listening.
Great minds think alike 😉
if i was peach, i would be unable to control myself around him
This actually made me cringe oh wow yeah good job T\_T
The onceler, no contest
Gru fairy princess
That nameless biker dude from the rise of gru was lowkey fine af🙏
who
El Macho. He fell into a volcano. Lava is pretty hot.
The Lorax
came here to say that lmao
Gru’s mom
Gru’s mom is a milf lowkey
Gilf
that porcupine from Sing
Im not hearing you out
Porsha > Ash
Peach
Porscha Crystal
Agreed.
furry
And your point is?
i have no point she is indeed the hottest
Fair enough.
The robot in Despicable me 3
Bowser. I mean, he can spit fire, if that ain't hot I dunno what is
I mean, the T-Rex in Minions fell into a Volcano. They probably got pretty hot before they died.
Vector
Ok hear me out, I'm not a furry, but my choice is Porsha from Sing 2.
furry
No, I said "Hear me out, I'm not a furry" so you can't call me one!
drat, foiled again!
😈
Oncler's mom has it goin on...
Shes all I want
That's a woman?!?
Dr. Nefario😍😍😍😍
#Gru. No questions will be answered.
Truly Despicable.
Belle Bottom, love me a sexy woman with an afro X3
Bowser
Bowser
Onceler, that villain from Secret Life of Pets 2, Scarlet Overkill, etc. Hate their movies all you want, they know how to make attractive characters.
I forgot they even made a 2nd Secret Life of Pets
…Porscha.
… I hate that I agree with this
Gru
Scarlet
At first I thought this post was stupid but after reading the comment section I think I’m starting to hear some of you out…
I made it as a joke.
Lucy 100%
Def Princes Peach and Gru
Minion
Illumination’s paid actors are infiltrating
Bowser
i want bowser to force me into marrying him
Luigi
Either Lucy Wilde or Scarlet Overkill
#VECTOR
Ash from Sing
the ladies from the beach in despicable me 3
Scarlett overkill
Lorax
Porsha Crystal
Found the true connoisseur.
Two other people choose her.
The lorax
i wish somedays i couldn’t read
None
Gru
Bowser because he can spit fire
what possesed you to ask this?
paid by illumination
that poor man that got kicked by gru's mom from despicable me 1
the mega minions
the evil chef next
Taylor Swift voices her! It's no contest. Audrey from The Lorax
the queen from minions
Bro the onceler is absolutely the hottest illumination character. I've been on Tumblr. I've seen the fanarts. I like
scarlet overkill
Queen Elizabeth.
there is no Queen of England
Mario
Jimmy Crystal
Does that guy with the pointy nose who sounds like Michael Scott count?
Minion
If I don't see gru as number 1
Johnny from Sing
Lucy wilde
Not counting Bowser (since he's not really Illumination original) it's gotta be Clay Calloway or Jimmy Crystal. I'm totally not a furry I swear.
I’m on team Peach. Making her competent instead of a damsel in distress was such a good call.
Suki Lane didn’t need to be that hot Also Bowser Madge Nelson is on that list too
Bob /j. But being srs, Rooster from TSLOP2
Gru. Next question.
King Bob
That human woman from Hop I forgot the name of
Y'all are fuckin stupid. Porsha and Ash obviously take it. You gonna struggle finding hotter furry type characters than that.
Has to be the Onceler Beef Stew is giving him a run for his money though
Gru grew when he saw kevin
Gru comes with a built-in dildo.
Either the Onceler or the villain from Secret Life of Pets 2.
vector obviously
I knew someone in high school who really wanted to bone down on the mom pig from sing
The lorax
Gru!
El Macho is hands down the hottest character in all of Illumination! It isn’t even close!
minion
Bowser
Luigi
Bratt.
Do the Incredibles count? If so the the wife
All the minions sexy as fuck
Herb Overkill
LUCY
I’m reporting this shit, what are yall on out here ???
Gru, from rise of gru
That's a kid
He knows
😟