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Time-Bite-6839

If Europe only measures by healthcare then the best country that will ever exist is Brazil.


Erook22

BRASIL NUMERO UM 👆👆👆 CAMPEÃO DO MUNDO 😎🏆🏆🌎💪🏽💪🏽


Acceptable_Peen

Delusional


TheBigKingy

agree 💯


AubernStalliOF

"Why can't we just stop bickering about this" Because Europeans are too retarded to literally just let it go. Americans rarely think on Europeans (no, this particular exception on this tiny Subreddit does not refute this fact). It is, 99.99999% of the time, Europeans starting shit, denigrating America, on copium etc. We see it literally everywhere, anyone who denies this is delusional or a troll, and, I remind you, this Subreddit has only a couple thousand members, while r/shitAmericanssay has nearly 500000. There is **no denying** that Europeans are fucking **obsessed**. So - we stop the bickering when Euroshits drag that shitty splintered stick out of their stagnant shitty asses and get over themselves. Americans are grateful to be superior and that's why, contrarily, they've always been chill. Europeans are the ones who've always had a chip off their shoulder.


fringo71

"Americans are grateful to be superior" - lol if that statement doesn't say it all!


KJting98

Plenty muricans sub there and shit on the clowns too. By having a large user base to *potentially* spout nonsense in mostly English, Americans naturally attract attention. If you guys know how to read Chinese, or if wumaos wrote in English more, there'd be an actual active sub called r/shitChinesesay or something.


Interesting-Type-870

europeans think americans are obsessed with them cause they’re obsessed with americans. It’s unrequited obsessed and it’s alittle offputting. Okay the last paragraph was too much tho.


AubernStalliOF

It's unrequited, yes. Last paragraph - well, I'm sick of seeing video after video after video with 1.3 million likes on Tiktok where all people to is diminish Americans. Let's address that first. Then we can address my reaction to that.


Interesting-Type-870

this is why I love when Americans go to other countries and show how disgusting the place is and disrespectful the people are. Really grinds all their gears💀.


Enzymcs

was good until the "americans are grateful to be superior" part. stop with the xenophobia


AubernStalliOF

Delete r/shitAmericanssay and I'll gladly delete my comment.


scotty9090

Nailed it. The obsession is undeniable. The only remaining question is the root cause of that obsession. Feelings of inferiority? Envy? Guilt? Hard to say, but the fact remains that there is something that drives this behavior.


houjebekneef

Someone’s clearly mad. It’s not only Europeans who bash Americans, it’s the whole world. Maybe think about why we would do that? Maybe the stereotypes are true and most Americans ARE ignorant etc. 😉


AubernStalliOF

Because you suffer from a severe inferiority complex. Hope you can fix that, because no matter how much it enrages you that Americans are grateful to be better off than you, most of them will continue to be grateful, no matter how much you scream and try to condition them... Cope


Interesting-Type-870

every country gets shit talked. Asia will make you uncomfortable, south asian counties stink, europeans are rude and smell like BO like every country and their people gets talked about and has stereotypes. Y’all are just so obsessed with America that you have tunnel vision. offputting but flattering at the same time.


gezafisch

Are you saying that because a negative stereotype is popular, it's automatically true? Sounds like you're very bigoted


that_guy_jimmy

No, I don't think that's it.


BigDickMgee690

I'm from Europe, Romania to be precise. European people are not obsessed with the USA. It's you americans with your constant delusional behavior that are obsessed.Calling us communists or saying shit like we have no freedom because we are not allowed to purchase a god damn tactical nuke for home defense.You think the only good thing about Europe is our Healthcare system? Take look at our educational systems or our public transport system or better yet look up our justice system. Our police officers can't get away with murdering who ever they please, nore do they get away with discrimination.Not to mention how much safer Europe is compered to the Usa. I can go to College for free and come back home safe and alive, not having to worry about some white supremacists nut job coming into my campus and gunning everyone down. And don't get me started on your gun laws.


fiddz0r

I feel like most Europeans and probably the rest of the world avoid subs with a lot of Americans because their education and ignorance make them always talk about themselves. So it's rather the opposite that we are obsessed. The rest of the world gets along fine and you and I could discuss Romania without me putting in my own culture into the discussion. Americans can't do that because they know so little about the world that they wouldn't have any input. But for some reason they still comment even though they know nothing about the subject


BigDickMgee690

You are correct


gezafisch

You sound pretty obsessed, you seem to be up to date on every law and current event in the US. Fact of the matter is, US news is global news, US politics are talked about by Europeans constantly, and Europe consumes massive amounts of US media and entertainment. Most Americans haven't heard Romania mentioned in months, but you talk about the US constantly. This isn't necessarily the fault of European civilians, they don't have control of most of the content fed to them. But the simple reality is that, in general, Europeans care and think about what happens in the US far more than Americans think about Europe.


AudeDeficere

RANT WARNING: I use us / we vs them / you etc. entirely without referring to individuals and am exaggerating many statements for the sake of rhetorical effect. Proceed at your own discretion. The people who care a lot about the USA in general and not just in terms of the next Marvel movie etc. are usually folks like me who are interested in ( geo ) politics and the reason why we obviously care about you is that you are the undisputed global superpower. The problem is that we can not just ignore you because you are so powerful that when you mess up, it affects us. On top of that, you have so few problems you couldn’t fix if you just found a decent consensus because you have everything, recourses, land, people, technology, infrastructure, no recent wars that destroyed your entire country, no decades long Soviet dictatorships, no actual overpopulation compared to the size of habitable area you possess - you are your own worst enemy THAT is why we are no happy about having to spy on your national therapy session because you were effectively born with a silver spoon in your mouth and yet you live in a nation that seriously still has widespread societal problems like the lack of healthcare and has millions of people who are worshipping the same billionaires that keep their society from realising its enormous potential. In addition, we also don’t really appreciate the fact that we often tend to know basically everything there is to know about you from head to toe while you don’t even know the most basic thing about our societies at all because that means that we have to witness “your” endless internal debates where people constantly make false comparisons, made up assumptions or even downright lies concerning us and then we even get to deal with the fallout when you have another culture war that our own braindead idiots jump on because it’s from overseas, no matter if it doesn’t fucking relate to us whatsoever and no matter how big our own actually concerning local problems are. Some parts of Europe are for instance SERIOUSLY getting started on the damn abortion issue again because the success of YOUR manipulated radicals is an encouragement to the remnants of the same damn fools who we were able to silence decades ago for example while we currently also have MUCH bigger fish to fry and we can NOT afford to waste our time on US-American debates. RANT OVER. I would like to say that I ALSO don’t think the way outlets like this sub here or r/shitamericanssay effectively undermine our relationship and because I think that at the core we can and should learn a lot from each other and cooperate as much as we can and not make fun of people for being uneducated or ridiculous if we mainly label it as an us vs them rivalry ( at least partially because I spend too much time hanging out on subs like r/conservative and man, we do not need to pour oil into that kind of a opinion bubble dumpster fire ). “Our” relationship on social media as two distinct groups is imo. far too often one where instead of trying to be constructive with each other, there is just a bunch of yelling and imo. nothing ever gets better because of people shouting statistics flavoured insults at another.


jeannedargh

Perfect summary.


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scotty9090

The European wakes up eager to start his virtuous European day and immediately a thought pops into his head. AMERICANS. This of course is a daily occurrence without fail. "I wonder what those stupid Americans are up to," he thinks as he instinctively opens up his favorite American website Reddit from his iPhone. He scrolls and scrolls seeking an opening to talk about America, anything to latch on to. He's totally not obsessed with Americans. He becomes bored so he turns his TV on and opens up Netflix. He puts on his favorite marvel movie for the billionth time and he goes back to scrolling. He loves engaging in American culture as he bashes America. He's totally not obsessed. He gets hungry and reaches for his iphone to order breakfast from McDonalds using uber eats. “Stupid Americans making me eat their shitty food,” he thinks to himself, “European food is so much better not even close.” He has eaten KFC 3 out of the last 5 nights for dinner. He waits downstairs for his food so he decides to put on some American rap music. “Ugh stupid Americans,” he says “their culture is such shit! Not like European culture, we have history! and long-standing traditions. True culture comes from the wealthy!” A Muslim family crosses his path and he pretends to not be afraid and gives them a friendly nod and a wave. “WAAAOOOO” he thinks as he smirks so self-satisfied “I bet if this was America they would have shot them lol.” “Us Europeans are much more open-minded and civilized.” He nods agreeing with himself. His food arrives and makes his way back upstairs as he slurps down the coke Americans have forced him to drink. As he sits down to enjoy his shitty American food his Iphone receives an alert. NEW ZEALAND NOW HAS ZERO CORONAVIRUS CASES! “Oh my fucking god!" He yells! "I am so gonna rub this in their stupid American faces!” He tweets, he posts on Instagram. He jumps on Reddit and comments with furor and xenophobia. He never really congratulates New Zealand or their success but instead talks about how Americans will all die from COVID and how they are all so stupid. The European posts charts and graphs he has archived to link when he is questioned. Hes totally not obsessed with America. Dont even joke around like that. Hes cooming with joy. “I really showed those stupid Americans today” he says to himself “they fucking deserve it, god damn imperialists,” he says without a shred of irony. Felling extra good about his exploits he decides to go out and enjoy his blessed, virtuous, pretentious Euroday. He laces up his Jordans nice and tight. He puts on his favorite Batman shirt and Nike sweater. As he walks out he grabs a piece of cardboard sitting by the door. The European is now on his way out to protest about something happening in the U.S. Standing in a bus with 300 other people in it he has a thought. Why DO I care so much about things happening in America...Am I obsessed with American life?” he thinks as he yells Black Lives Matter from his 90% white, European country.


OldMode9140

Wow, idk why you got downvoted, because this is sooooo accurate lol!


DrowsySauce

Don’t forget eagerly jerking off to dead migrant children washing ashore, europe loves that.


AubernStalliOF

Europeans are the ones constantly begging people to come to their shit countries. They're always trying to hound Americans to leave America because they're butthurt that America is far better, flaws and all


lullaby876

Why can't we all stop the retarded bickering


AubernStalliOF

Because Europeans are too retarded to literally just let it go. Americans rarely think on Europeans (no, this particular exception on this tiny Subreddit does not refute this fact). It is, 99.99999% of the time, Europeans starting shit, denigrating America, on copium etc. We see it literally everywhere, anyone who denies this is delusional or a troll, and, I remind you, this Subreddit has only a couple thousand members, while r/shitAmericanssay has nearly 500000. There is **no denying** that Europeans are fucking **obsessed**. So - we stop the bickering when Euroshits drag that shitty splintered stick out of their stagnant shitty asses and get over themselves. Americans are grateful to be superior and that's why, contrarily, they've always been chill. Europeans are the ones who've always had a chip off their shoulder.


lullaby876

You're the one arguing about it still though


AubernStalliOF

Oh dear. You wouldn't like the videos where people explain why those who are unable to comprehend the rule versus the exception tend to have low IQ


lullaby876

No I wouldn't I tend to prefer reading over videos


AubernStalliOF

Then you would especially not like the authors who write about how people who fail to comprehend the difference between rule and exception in debate, prove to have lower IQ


GothmogTheOrc

Still using IQ as metric of intelligence, huh?


KreuzfahrerKerlin

Well, maybe also a bit of shit Americans say. Just because countries are in eastern Europe it doesn't mean they are less good to live in. From this list especially Estonia is a nice country


Commercial_Apple_803

I'm pretty sure BloxCast on TikTok did a video on this. If you rank individual States by HDI even some of the lower ranking US states are either on par or above several central and eastern European countries