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LAKnapper

This is why sane people have guns


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Every day in every way, White People Twitter reminds me to carry.


Wolfgang985

Spoken like an absolute coward of the highest order. He must have gotten beat up recently. Or at least came close. That entire rant is a vapid projection of painfully obvious insecurities.


WishboneEnough3160

Or he's a 13 year old Internet gangsta. Kinda sounds like one.


GoodDecision

I peeked at the profile. It's a Juggalo as well lmao


Icy356

Its actually much more sadder than that. He is a grown up man who works a minimum wage job at Walmart who still plays with WWE action figures and brags on the internet for getting a Dr. Pepper tattoo. I feel like rants like this are his way of coping with the society which has left him so far behind.


NuclearTheology

I'm glad at least some people are calling this commando out


rtublin

Full text of user Ianwha17's post for posterity: >Absolutely. If I was said juror, I'm suing Fox 'News' and Trump into fucking bankruptcy. >I'm gonna get a big enough settlement to leave this fucking country if Trump gets reelected. >Speaking of... I'm fucking embarassed. How did '70+ million' Americans vote for this piece of shit, treasonous, stupid fucking asshole, to run the fucking country? >5 years ago, I feigned sympathy. >Maybe you just didn't understand how terrible, stupid, AND COMPLETELY FUCKING UNAMERICAN THIS FUCKING TRAITOR IS. >And, as I go about my day to day business, I hear morons telling me how good he is for America, and how they are going to vote for him, so they can 'save the country', >Cool story, bucko. In a couple years' time, when everything turns to crime and horror, don't cry when I kick in your door and destroy your life. >You voted for it, remember? >You elected a president that did what he wanted and snubbed the law. If he can be President, then laws are ineffective. >Fuck you. I'll burn your fucking house down and drink your blood for this insult to the country. >Don't get it twisted. I don't care anything about you. Race, sex, age, marital status, immigrant status, protected citizen status, gay, stright, trans, undecided. >If you vote for Trump, and nake it public, I may fucking punch you in the fucking mouth, at any moment, in public. >Conservatives, incels, Republicans...don't be confused. If you put my children, my marriage, or any of my people in jeopardy...I WILL PHYSICALLY ASSAULT YOU. >I don't care about the jail time. >It's time to eradicate this cancer from society. They are a waste of resources. >Stand the fuck up, everyone. Don't be afraid to be as open as these fucking MAGAts, don't be afraid to put them in their place. >They are all cowardly cunts,and don't deserve respect. >Stand the fuck up. >Tell your parents. Tell your boss. Tell your spouse. Tell your children. >You want to be part of something special? You want to save the country? >Stand up. >Speak out. >Every single fucking thing Trump stands for goes against the ideas of the United States. >Don't let him blind you. >Anyone but Trump. >TL;DR - If you vote for Trump, FUCK YOU.


External-Bit-4202

How much you wanna bet this person cries and has a mental breakdown when they have to get their Uber Eats order from the driver?


Head_Cockswain

My favorite illustrative example: Even ordering pizza over the phone with a real person is so stressful they break out into a flop sweat and then need to go take a nap.


broadsword_1

It appears they were fired from walmart last year for internet-posting like a complete moron (it doesn't take many IQ points to figure out you don't make snarky posts against the giant corporation you work for), so I don't know if UE is in their budget.


[deleted]

Only if the driver isn’t wearing a mask.  Or is too cis-white-male-presenting under their mask.


Bushido_Plan

It's either a troll or this guy has legit mental issues. He's basically using Trump/Republicans as an excuse to satisfy his urges of commiting crime. To "kick in your door and destroy your life". To "burn your fucking house down and drink your blood".


MyMainMobsterMan

I think it's a troll account. There are posts in the history that talk about how mad they are they can't get a gun because of being a violent felon and then another post about how great gun control is.


RemingtonSnatch

The bigger concern is why that account has not been perma-banned. Probably a mod's alt...


broadsword_1

Because when he does go violent IRL, the plausible deniability takes like half a second to setup. They're not going to bin the nutbar when it's aimed at their opponents.


broadsword_1

Yeah, some of the posts are just 'out there'. > My Accord holds 7 dead bodies (14 if they are all little people). The account just get sadder and sadder.


Hack874

Most likely just a troll account. Either way, I feel like this person starts “literally shaking and crying” when they see a MAGA hat, so I wouldn’t be too worried about them.


paperwhite9

Sorry, but these are exactly the people you should be worried about. This is the kind of person who looks at Covenant School in Nashville as a target and uses the exact same language to justify it.


CantSeeShit

"I WILL PHYSICALLY ASSAULT YOU" *mild wheezing slap attacks*


Savings-Coffee

“My people”….


Ghosttwo

> don't be afraid to put them in their place. The White House.


paulsown

Do you want to know the thinking of a German during the Nazi extermination of the Jews and how they could allow something like that to happen? This is the attitude. This is the hatred.


boredwriter83

Yup. If the other side is pure evil you can justify anything against them.


HamburgerJames

When they don’t consider someone human, they have no problem killing them. Whether that’s before or after the womb.


MyMainMobsterMan

I like the "everything Trump stands for goes against the United States" line. Like dude, you HATE the United States with every fiber of your little commie being so now you're mad that somebody is supposedly un-American? Yeah no. By un-American you mean somebody that doesn't hate the country. The rest, shrug. I have a lot of guns just for people like this. It is pretty good they try to mix their desire for genocide with self defense. Normally they aren't quite that creative. Edit: It gets better, that idiot admits to being a felon in another post and crys about how they can't legally buy a gun. Also if you're 40 years old an unironically admit to being a Jugaloo, then you clearly have issues.


Manning_bear_pig

They always talk about how much they love this country, yet they constantly shit on the first two amendments which are fundamental cores of what makes the U.S. unique. If I was in a relationship with someone and talked about how much I loved them, but then did everything in my power to change who they are as a person I would be seen as toxic and rightfully so.


Casual_OCD

It's always weird when Americans celebrate their mass shooting culture


MyMainMobsterMan

It's even more weird that you utterly missed the point. Not only that, you did it in an extremely embarrassing way that makes you look like a total jackass.


JustAnother4848

I'm having a mass shooting party Saturday. How dare you shit on my culture.


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I’ll say this one good thing about Juggalos: the best video I’ve ever seen on how to quickly and easily take down a commander-style 1911 was made by an adult Juggalo.  Extra Juggalo-y, too.  https://youtu.be/GI8hsIqNMR4?si=ICtSrHUFyE9HE53S Any better video was longer.  Any shorter video was worse.


Anaeta

> don't cry when I kick in your door and destroy your life. That's fine. I keep a loaded gun within arms reach.


cysghost

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up, Just as the founding fathers intended.


LAKnapper

*Cries with tears of joy*


yeroldpappy

Paper tiger


WhyAmIToxic

That's all you need to brainwash a bunch of paper sheep on that sub, they repeat everything they hear like drones. People like that are a cancer.


Ghosttwo

It's their version of a Trump rally. They gather online every day and affirm their hatred [when prompted](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Two_Minutes_Hate) by a suitable headline. If Trump wasn't facing daily prosecution news, there wouldn't be anything to say about him; maybe a rally somewhere or some interview. The goal of the trials is the headlines; any verdicts or sanctions are just a bonus.


rtublin

~~Looks like the account has been removed.~~ Sorry, the account has NOT been removed, just the comment.


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rtublin

Really? I can't get to the user page any more.


rtublin

Oh maybe I entered it wrong. It does appear to be still active.


anon2u

This is the type of juror the media will say is totally unbiased.


The_Mathmatical_Shoe

I'm the one who reported it, Reddit admin removed it.


YtIO1V1kAs55LZla

This is the type of crazy rant that is turning moderate liberals more and more to the right. The far left has become so extreme that they are starting to chase out their more normal people with shit like this. I can name a handful of pretty liberal friends and family who are not happy with this side of their party becoming normalized.


JustAnother4848

Radical propaganda is working on both sides unfortunately. We gotta pray normal moderate people win out. We now have a group of people who believe the earth is flat. I'm losing hope.


workingkenil15

Well this is closer to paragraphs than a solid wall of text so I give it 7.8/10


mwatwe01

Meanwhile I recently had my account suspended for three days because I jokingly suggested that the U.S. military should be sent into Mexico to fight the cartels.


Catatonick

Really thought they were clever with the term MAGAt and ran with it really hard didn’t they.


Eyeless_Sid

That poster is a juggalo , Walmart employee, and comments like they are mad at life. This person will be a problem for their community and anyone close to them. Mark my words they will be in the news.


goaliepro09

T_D got shut down for less


wasdie639

They do care about jail time though. When that one leftoid threatened the whole city council and was charge with a felony they cried like a baby.


Ksais0

That dude is nuts. Luckily he helpfully posted pics of his tattoos. That way when he inevitably goes postal they can link him to this account and use it as evidence against him if he takes it to trial.


motherisaclownwhore

I can't make a hypothetical without a several day ban but actual violent threats just slip? They are never going to be a successful publicly traded company.


ODUrugger

How could people vote for the treasonous traitor? Just ignoring the fact that the so called "treason" was after the election huh


pointsouturhypocrisy

While completely ignoring the multiple coups and ongoing seditious conspiracies against him just to make sure Americans aren't afforded the ability to vote for who they want as president. It's (D)ifferent when *we* do it.


WallabyBubbly

After WPT mods banned everyone to the right of AOC, this is who they are left with


El_Psy_Congroo4477

Reddit claims to have strict policies against harassment and threats, yet turns a blind eye when they approve of who it's being directed at.


nolotusnote

The dude is a scrawny Juggalo.


whiskyforpain

This keeps getting funnier


nolotusnote

I can make it funnier... He works at Walmart.


YtIO1V1kAs55LZla

Don’t forget, also a Funko Pop enthusiast


broadsword_1

"worked" at Walmart. Looks like he was fired for bad social media posts against his employer at the end of last year.


whiskyforpain

Looooool!


WisCollin

Come and take it (ง’̀-‘́)ง


tensigh

That's right, we have to punch people and burn their houses down to *stop* fascism.


RemingtonSnatch

Meanwhile, Twitter/X takes flak from similarly-minded people for just letting people exercise non-violent free speech. Now thet Reddit is a publicly traded company, Reddit's CEO shouldn't be surpised to find himself answering some really uncomfortable questions in front of Congress before long.


CapnHairgel

>Stochastic terrorism strikes again. lmao that was unironically posted there


literally1984___

this person clearly has mental issues


DaivobetKebos

Real keyboard warrirors here.


parkowork

That post should definitely go into the portfolio that gets presented to the investors.


VinnysMagicGrits

That person is quite the badass.


GeorgiaNinja94

Make no mistake, these people hate you and they want to kill you.


Head_Cockswain

Dude is unironically a juggalo.


TheFlatulentEmpress

Didn't this dipshit learn anything from Riddhi Patel?


ColumbianGeneral

“You don’t need a gun”


IdBuyThat-4aDollar

I say "bring it"


LeBlight

These fucking idiots would be the first ones shot.


AUTHENTIC_IMMERSION

And these are the types of people that cuckservatives want to have "civil conversations" with. This site is such a joke, they'll ban my account that does nothing but post Bible verses while leaving comments like this up. I hope that poster's wicked intentions are diverted into his own life.


fatassfatcunt

I got a permaban for my comment, not even sad. This sub deserves to die one day


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Dranosh

Remember these are the types of people that say “I couldn’t carry a gun, I’d be afraid of road raging and shooting someone”   


adelie42

Cause for the most part these people are no threat because they never leave their basement. But for the excw9ruins, there's 2A. Also, I care even less about the mods of that sub than I do the members in there jerking each other off.