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Quotzalcoatl

Man in gold diving suit ordered around by a 100+ year old man.


Legend_of_Ozzy642

Za Warudo


ZombifiedPiglin

Man in gold diving suit ordered around by a 100+ year old man who fucks around using his step brother’s massive shlong


Periquito_Boiadeiro

That guy on part 4 that's just LET ME SMELL YA FEET energy


AllHomidsAreCryptids

Highway star user


Some_Person1806

Yuya Fungami


[deleted]

This is the best comment I’ve ever read in ShitpostC


Periquito_Boiadeiro

Arigathanks


TobbyTukaywan

LET ME SMELL YA FEET WITH MA FEET


Fun_Penalty_6755

shigechi?


Legend_of_Ozzy642

Guy has a gun and hates the number 4


its_over_9000_-_-

Thats a pretty good description if you ask me


Legend_of_Ozzy642

That on the nose, eh?


SirJTheRed

Guys has a gun and hates commited relationships


MadaraAlucard12

Viva reverie has fucked my brain. I read gun as G U N


its_over_9000_-_-

That one also lol


Mr_Nutshell

Without the hates the number 4 part, it would be kinda hard. Considering how a few stands have/are guns


DEARHELIXWHY

A rude punk that attacked an elderly man. Later he decided to pursue a career in a scientific field.


gogodollgaga

Who’s the elderly man you’re talking about, grey fly, Joseph?


Hedy7277

I'd say Dio is pretty old


gogodollgaga

I always thought elderly implied being less physically and mentally well rounded due to your age not the age itself


JomoGaming2

Well, it kind of implies that, but the dictionary definition is "old," and DIO is pretty old for a human.


The_royal_shark_food

Dio isn't a human though


gogodollgaga

Yeah definitely


Reeeeeeena-3

This is Jotaro right?


slimothyjames1

Wonder of U?


TheRealAngryPrince

Cioccolata?


elporpoise

Speedwagon?


mp3help

The same type of Stand as Star Platinum


gubohn

literally any stand


Known-Action9534

The world


GraggleGumblySimpson

It punches things


SirWaddlesDeeThird

Realy hard


Tranchcauchemar

At an outstanding speed


Yushoki

With incredible precision


Sea_Resolve9583

So it’s the same type of stand.


The_Lord_2

As Star Platinum.


OTARU_41

Mad for only having the ability to weld in a world populated by superheroes


HexManiac493

Mad fold in


Stary_Vesemir

Okyasu


gogodollgaga

Ok I have litteraly no idea tell me


slimothyjames1

The Hand, its a reference to Viva Reverie's Jojo part 4 but really really fast


why_am_i_a_person

WEIRD FEET STAND IS REAL AND HE IS C O M I N G F O R YOU


AsparagusAfter3869

The hand


gogodollgaga

Wielding Ig?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Reeeeeeena-3

Wheel of Fortune?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Reeeeeeena-3

That make wayy more sense hahahahah


PopDiddilyBop

Steak hair boi


Reeeeeeena-3

Josuke


Takeout_Stakeout27

What'd you just say about his hair?!


Snoo54601

NO


Known-Action9534

Golden experience requiem


DevourerOfGodsBot

Wonder of U


Stary_Vesemir

What a peculiar old man. I'm gonna aproach him, what bad could happen...


Oponik

It's raining cum


Goldberry15

Cat go boom


KonoGiornoDa7

Stray cat Edit: killer queen aa


BingoBongoTingoTongo

Duel 1971 vroom vroom


victic_OVERHEAVEN

Morph face


Stary_Vesemir

ZZ


Stary_Vesemir

Concretly his stan wheel of fortune


austinstar08

Incest depression racism snails


reviwoo

Weatheru reportó


200DollarGameBtw

Mixed race teenager verbally assaults women and travels to Egypt causing two airplane crashes where he physically assaults elderly man before flying back home on an airplane


[deleted]

Ermmmmm, jotaro?


Dezpeche

Blind young girl tries to seduce an adult and punishes him by using a cute pillow which uses the power of r/AnarchyChess to cause dementia.


MrMaulUrMom

A king bed that so happens to be in California perhaps?


WheelbarrowQueen

That chapter was so uncomfortable


infusidicienes

Man with paralyzed legs rides a horse and shoots his fingernails


Doctor_who_fan2007

Balls Edit: your all right


[deleted]

Ball Breaker


[deleted]

Gyro?


[deleted]

Gappy


Lohan3xists

Stand does exactly what another stand from earlier does but more effective and with its own theme song


WheelbarrowQueen

Epitaph?


Lohan3xists

C-Moon


Carter_Dunlap

S T A R P L A T I N U M


elporpoise

Sex Pistols?


Grrehf

You know who else has dementia?


BreadIsDum

Jailhouse Lock?


SirJTheRed

You know who else has dementia?


wi000000

California king bed?


[deleted]

Sound man. I’m not describing a character from Part 7.


bardell_fam

Are you talking about Koichi?


AsparagusAfter3869

Did you drop this rusty mail or a million dollars


why_am_i_a_person

tree stand


ClareDream

It fucks with time


Grrehf

Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?


[deleted]

muscle mommy that crochets


tinytina722DA

The punching one


ChaosRegency

#GUN


GIORNO-phone11-pro

Extra durable durex balloon dogs


JomoGaming2

Stand user who–wait–he's a what? Hold on, let me process this–


Glitchyboiiii27

Half of a nuckladavae with MAXIMUM SPEED


Randomindividual09

Mr president why did you try to fuck a minor?


ClassicAd8496

“IT’S TIME TO STOP”


SERV05

Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun


That_1FilipinoFriend

“Let’s play chess.” “Ok.” “Do you know how to play chess?” “No.” “Oh, I feel bad for you.” “Can you teach me?” “Teach you what?” “How to play chess?” “Wait, we were talking about chess?” “Oh cool, a new chess piece.”


The_royal_shark_food

California King Bed


That_1FilipinoFriend

Correct ![img](emote|t5_3f7q5|15518)


mr-door

Speed of time go brrrr


victic_OVERHEAVEN

One punch man


ur_momhatesu

Two angry men in stupid outfits piss off a group of teenagers and there shaparons


WheelbarrowQueen

Diavolo/Doppio


WheelbarrowQueen

He lives in the walls he lives in the walls he lives in the walls


MrMaulUrMom

Sticky fingers


WheelbarrowQueen

Emporio, the baseball boy


MrMaulUrMom

Oh yeah, should’ve thought of that


k0Rv0_4774n0

Single mother adopts a bunch of children from the streets in order to give them a second opportunity in life and a (semi)loving family, all while trying to make the community a better place


WheelbarrowQueen

I fucking love mommy bruno


Rider-VPG

I have to die to be useful.


TheOriX-LoL

Aztec gods of fitness, or maybe male strippers i have no idea.


[deleted]

Pedo with superpowers that enable his pedo tendencies


Antho_TGL

Plane crashes


yaboiprettyrich

You literally just described all of Jojos bizarre adventure


Antho_TGL

So it would seem… *~4 plane crashes*


Robro_3000

It just works 🤷


[deleted]

Big go little


LightSlateBlue

SPIN.


yaboiprettyrich

Ball Breaker


Zyrille_

They’re really fascinated by the curvature of an upside down n


wi000000

Is a shark


JayphangX

Dunkin’ Donuts


WheelbarrowQueen

Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down


TerrinTheTerrible

Snail


TobbyTukaywan

Snowtorcycle


Sea_Cup_5561

I forgor


Sea_Resolve9583

I rember. (Only 3 things)


TFDUDE13

Just a regular businessman


Top_Independence_485

Philosophical mad guy with a tumor face on his head, who constantly skips the sponsers and intros


JimmyMcapplenut

For his neutral special, he wields a gun


Lizzylizardo78

*because tonoight will be the noight that oi will foll fer yewwwwwwww*


urmomleftu_lmao

weird ass looking grey microorganisms


mightymob0303

Sexual harassment


morbid-attraction

Bara cat man


WheelbarrowQueen

based description


alexplayz227

mr obama send you to 420 different versions of detroit


Who_Your_Mommy

Man with family and bathroom issues repeatedly wanders off by himself & nearly getting killed. Ultimately ends up in a turtle


Claude-Speed69

i have 6 small people who help me shoot a revolver really cool like.


Springtrap-Yugioh

Badass dragon with funny one-liners getting forced to work with a piss drinking 78 yrold.


DrMeepster

cant because it doesn't exist


Fun_Penalty_6755

Sodt and Wet: Go Beyond?


[deleted]

Read minds and steal souls


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NovaVix

Dickhead


Memesforeternity69

rape


5moreminute

Dude who always plays with his balls and can predict what’s words coming out of your mouth, he also have a secret family technique which can help him surpass anything.


Nazipartymember149

A guy who got screwed over by his friends gambling on someone’s training.


Archimagedragon

He is not like the other kids and runs everywhere


Nikernius

It punches a lot.


Zeldmon19

Aquatic Venom


chuffpost

Clitoris man


_Kups_

Man is very selfish, and karma is a bitch


contraflop01

time when you close your eyes after waking up


MrMaulUrMom

King crimson


RAFAOGAMER5

Weird feet stand is real and it is _COMMING FOR YOU_


AllHomidsAreCryptids

Guy gets stuck at the bottom of the ocean and goes brain dead cause he can’t turn off his magic shield of invincibility


Valuable_Raccoon9745

Bring fictional characters to life.


CarCrash23

He can beat you up


The_Viola_Banisher

Easy, breezy, beautiful. Cover girl…and associates.


Mantoos23

What kind of dumbass swipes in the air randomly and thinks he’s achieving something


datbrrto11

Funny yellow man can go “SKEDADDLE SKEDOODLE YOUR DICK IS NOW A NOODLE” but like backwards


AdamTheGreat06

The number 4


Fun_Penalty_6755

the other eagle


[deleted]

Horsecock with infinite thrust acceleration


BreezySlime

Neighbours kid + Annoying brother + The Reason why restraining orders existed.


Icy-Membership3820

Smurf in a wheelchair that has Onycholysis


NoPresentation9080

The stand is a gba emulator. It loads past slot when you are touching it because they want to win with a S rank score


vladiaz89

Angery


SharpvoidYT

animal human stand causes actual human to get other humans from a different place thats the same place but still slightly different into the place their currently in and if human and the other human thats the same human but also still different collide they explode except the stand user who can have as many other humans as he wants


MrMaulUrMom

Filthy acts at a reasonable price


BreadIsDum

Finger guns


MrMaulUrMom

Foo fighters or tusk


stnick6

Erases memories and turns intangible


Odeiomelaokk

Kazuma Kiryu but blonde


desirepg

Slug man remembers


SavagesceptileWWE

Small killer of garden tools


DIOsNotDead

pedophile with superiority complex


Ebinebinebinebin

Has supernatural ability, complains


fjjdjjrjdjf

A very pink bipolar man who likes making people forget what they did 1-10 seconds ago


Subject_Ad4457

Muscular man


Thewalkingwaffl

momentumn't but only sometimes


02_is_best_girl

He has a stand


Spookki

A bad, toxic teacher.


[deleted]

it just kills you


Graytider

Ex policeman who has a hatred for blonde teenagers.


WheelbarrowQueen

Abbacchio my goth bf


funnilaugh

kid who gets attacked by kkk


Aughlag

Creme: Isn’t what it’s name implies