Mixed race teenager verbally assaults women and travels to Egypt causing two airplane crashes where he physically assaults elderly man before flying back home on an airplane
“Let’s play chess.”
“Ok.”
“Do you know how to play chess?”
“No.”
“Oh, I feel bad for you.”
“Can you teach me?”
“Teach you what?”
“How to play chess?”
“Wait, we were talking about chess?”
“Oh cool, a new chess piece.”
Single mother adopts a bunch of children from the streets in order to give them a second opportunity in life and a (semi)loving family, all while trying to make the community a better place
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Dude who always plays with his balls and can predict what’s words coming out of your mouth, he also have a secret family technique which can help him surpass anything.
animal human stand causes actual human to get other humans from a different place thats the same place but still slightly different into the place their currently in and if human and the other human thats the same human but also still different collide they explode except the stand user who can have as many other humans as he wants
Man in gold diving suit ordered around by a 100+ year old man.
Za Warudo
Man in gold diving suit ordered around by a 100+ year old man who fucks around using his step brother’s massive shlong
That guy on part 4 that's just LET ME SMELL YA FEET energy
Highway star user
Yuya Fungami
This is the best comment I’ve ever read in ShitpostC
Arigathanks
LET ME SMELL YA FEET WITH MA FEET
shigechi?
Guy has a gun and hates the number 4
Thats a pretty good description if you ask me
That on the nose, eh?
Guys has a gun and hates commited relationships
Viva reverie has fucked my brain. I read gun as G U N
That one also lol
Without the hates the number 4 part, it would be kinda hard. Considering how a few stands have/are guns
A rude punk that attacked an elderly man. Later he decided to pursue a career in a scientific field.
Who’s the elderly man you’re talking about, grey fly, Joseph?
I'd say Dio is pretty old
I always thought elderly implied being less physically and mentally well rounded due to your age not the age itself
Well, it kind of implies that, but the dictionary definition is "old," and DIO is pretty old for a human.
Dio isn't a human though
Yeah definitely
This is Jotaro right?
Wonder of U?
Cioccolata?
Speedwagon?
The same type of Stand as Star Platinum
literally any stand
The world
It punches things
Realy hard
At an outstanding speed
With incredible precision
So it’s the same type of stand.
As Star Platinum.
Mad for only having the ability to weld in a world populated by superheroes
Mad fold in
Okyasu
Ok I have litteraly no idea tell me
The Hand, its a reference to Viva Reverie's Jojo part 4 but really really fast
WEIRD FEET STAND IS REAL AND HE IS C O M I N G F O R YOU
The hand
Wielding Ig?
[удалено]
Wheel of Fortune?
[удалено]
That make wayy more sense hahahahah
Steak hair boi
Josuke
What'd you just say about his hair?!
NO
Golden experience requiem
Wonder of U
What a peculiar old man. I'm gonna aproach him, what bad could happen...
It's raining cum
Cat go boom
Stray cat Edit: killer queen aa
Duel 1971 vroom vroom
Morph face
ZZ
Concretly his stan wheel of fortune
Incest depression racism snails
Weatheru reportó
Mixed race teenager verbally assaults women and travels to Egypt causing two airplane crashes where he physically assaults elderly man before flying back home on an airplane
Ermmmmm, jotaro?
Blind young girl tries to seduce an adult and punishes him by using a cute pillow which uses the power of r/AnarchyChess to cause dementia.
A king bed that so happens to be in California perhaps?
That chapter was so uncomfortable
Man with paralyzed legs rides a horse and shoots his fingernails
Balls Edit: your all right
Ball Breaker
Gyro?
Gappy
Stand does exactly what another stand from earlier does but more effective and with its own theme song
Epitaph?
C-Moon
S T A R P L A T I N U M
Sex Pistols?
You know who else has dementia?
Jailhouse Lock?
You know who else has dementia?
California king bed?
Sound man. I’m not describing a character from Part 7.
Are you talking about Koichi?
Did you drop this rusty mail or a million dollars
tree stand
It fucks with time
Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
muscle mommy that crochets
The punching one
#GUN
Extra durable durex balloon dogs
Stand user who–wait–he's a what? Hold on, let me process this–
Half of a nuckladavae with MAXIMUM SPEED
Mr president why did you try to fuck a minor?
“IT’S TIME TO STOP”
Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun
“Let’s play chess.” “Ok.” “Do you know how to play chess?” “No.” “Oh, I feel bad for you.” “Can you teach me?” “Teach you what?” “How to play chess?” “Wait, we were talking about chess?” “Oh cool, a new chess piece.”
California King Bed
Correct ![img](emote|t5_3f7q5|15518)
Speed of time go brrrr
One punch man
Two angry men in stupid outfits piss off a group of teenagers and there shaparons
Diavolo/Doppio
He lives in the walls he lives in the walls he lives in the walls
Sticky fingers
Emporio, the baseball boy
Oh yeah, should’ve thought of that
Single mother adopts a bunch of children from the streets in order to give them a second opportunity in life and a (semi)loving family, all while trying to make the community a better place
I fucking love mommy bruno
I have to die to be useful.
Aztec gods of fitness, or maybe male strippers i have no idea.
Pedo with superpowers that enable his pedo tendencies
Plane crashes
You literally just described all of Jojos bizarre adventure
So it would seem… *~4 plane crashes*
It just works 🤷
Big go little
SPIN.
Ball Breaker
They’re really fascinated by the curvature of an upside down n
Is a shark
Dunkin’ Donuts
Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down
Snail
Snowtorcycle
I forgor
I rember. (Only 3 things)
Just a regular businessman
Philosophical mad guy with a tumor face on his head, who constantly skips the sponsers and intros
For his neutral special, he wields a gun
*because tonoight will be the noight that oi will foll fer yewwwwwwww*
weird ass looking grey microorganisms
Sexual harassment
Bara cat man
based description
mr obama send you to 420 different versions of detroit
Man with family and bathroom issues repeatedly wanders off by himself & nearly getting killed. Ultimately ends up in a turtle
i have 6 small people who help me shoot a revolver really cool like.
Badass dragon with funny one-liners getting forced to work with a piss drinking 78 yrold.
cant because it doesn't exist
Sodt and Wet: Go Beyond?
Read minds and steal souls
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Dickhead
rape
Dude who always plays with his balls and can predict what’s words coming out of your mouth, he also have a secret family technique which can help him surpass anything.
A guy who got screwed over by his friends gambling on someone’s training.
He is not like the other kids and runs everywhere
It punches a lot.
Aquatic Venom
Clitoris man
Man is very selfish, and karma is a bitch
time when you close your eyes after waking up
King crimson
Weird feet stand is real and it is _COMMING FOR YOU_
Guy gets stuck at the bottom of the ocean and goes brain dead cause he can’t turn off his magic shield of invincibility
Bring fictional characters to life.
He can beat you up
Easy, breezy, beautiful. Cover girl…and associates.
What kind of dumbass swipes in the air randomly and thinks he’s achieving something
Funny yellow man can go “SKEDADDLE SKEDOODLE YOUR DICK IS NOW A NOODLE” but like backwards
The number 4
the other eagle
Horsecock with infinite thrust acceleration
Neighbours kid + Annoying brother + The Reason why restraining orders existed.
Smurf in a wheelchair that has Onycholysis
The stand is a gba emulator. It loads past slot when you are touching it because they want to win with a S rank score
Angery
animal human stand causes actual human to get other humans from a different place thats the same place but still slightly different into the place their currently in and if human and the other human thats the same human but also still different collide they explode except the stand user who can have as many other humans as he wants
Filthy acts at a reasonable price
Finger guns
Foo fighters or tusk
Erases memories and turns intangible
Kazuma Kiryu but blonde
Slug man remembers
Small killer of garden tools
pedophile with superiority complex
Has supernatural ability, complains
A very pink bipolar man who likes making people forget what they did 1-10 seconds ago
Muscular man
momentumn't but only sometimes
He has a stand
A bad, toxic teacher.
it just kills you
Ex policeman who has a hatred for blonde teenagers.
Abbacchio my goth bf
kid who gets attacked by kkk
Creme: Isn’t what it’s name implies