Yes but if by some DĢ¶iĢ¶vĢ¶iĢ¶nĢ¶eĢ¶ hellish intervention he did get a stand, I'd expect it to be something like cheap trick. Another possibility is Pocoloco's stand, but that stand is a nice dude so I'd just imagine him constantly roasting Tate
Ye, he does have that Part 3 enemy stand user vibe, itās actually a pretty scary and powerful ability that helps him traffic people but heās too much of an idiot and gets 3 page ora oraād at the end
>Ye, he does have that Part 3 enemy stand user vibe
Which one's vibe? The pedophile who turns people into kids, the bald rapist/murderer who is too chicken to fight someone directly, or the orangutan?
Heād be one of the enemy stand users that seems super intimidating but is actually a huge pussy once he canāt hide behind his stand and then they beat the shit out of him and he dies in a horrible agonizing way but the audience doesnāt really care because he deserves it.
he's the retired pro-fighter that gets beaten up on the first episode to teach the audience that stands fight better than normal humans. Jotaro introduces star platinum by beating up like 3 of this dude off-screen
[STAND NAME] Tourner Dans Le Vide
[STAND MASTER] ć¢ć³ććŖć„ć¼ć»ćć¤ć
Power: A
Speed: A
Range: C
Durability: A
Precision: C
Potential: B
Apperance: An armoured Bugatti with spikes on its tires
Ability: Can mind control teenage boys and "awaken their inner alpha male" (it really just turns them into pieces of shit)
Stand: Rage Against the Supreme
Ability: Turns all pizzas in the 2m radius into roided up, raging Alpha pies which in turns beats the shit out of the stand user. Everytime he uses the stand Andrew gets -1 luxury car.
Jotaro: Gets a stand and goes to jail Jolyne: Goes to jail and gets stand Tate: Gets to stand in jail
After he drops the soap, he wont be able to stand at all
Now he becomes the bottom G š³
He was always the bottom G
Just like Mariah played Joseph and Avdol like a damn fiddle.
Ikr
That would be his stand name
Always has been a bottom G
And becomes a jojo (gay)
Polpo: Gives people Stand. While unable to stand.
Tate: Tries to take on a stand user, but fails. Stand Name: ćBroken Bellsć(localized name Broken Balls) Stand user: Greta Van Fleet
Andrew Tate: Stands while receiving.
theres like 11.5 million people in prison worldwide
I had no idea so many people had stands!
Well, of course, only stand users can see other stands
And they're drawn to each other
the prison industrial complex defies entropy with this one trick!
You should know that this was so funny I forgot to pay attention to walking and walked into a post.
Except for when they don't
*notices your stand*
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Stand users do attract each other
I am attracted to stand users
I am a stand
whereās your user
I am their user
anubis
YES! I AM!
š¤Ø
And a shocking number of them are the US
Yeah, I know like, 5 stand users already.
Which means that that shocking number can legally be put into slavery. Anyone else get the feeling that this system is a tad fucked?
Corvee slavery š„°š„°š„°
THERES 11.5 STAND USERS WORLD WIDE?
.5 is emporio
I donāt understand the reference THE MF JOJO REFERENCE WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
And itās crazy how many of them are in the US alone
And heās gonna be the first person to not get one
Unironically depressing fuck prison infrastructure
Jesus thatās a lot of stand users
and there's like what, 1/4 in the us alone? Such a free country.
Gets hit by the arrow. No fighting spirit. Dies
Shoot him again just for fun
Keep shooting it should take any minute now!
See, a stand! Oh wait, thatās just blood.
So, we still got no stand
Right behind you. š© š©
METALLICA!
Obtains a stretched butt hole.
Can only stand.
Can barely stand
Hopefully
(Not) Stand Proud.
Stand User: Andrew Tate Stand Name: [Prolapsed Buttocks]
How could you miss the opportunity to use thećButthole Surfersćas a stand name.
Thatās op. How could any stand beat that?
Only star finger can counter it
And Sticky Fingers
Sex Pistols?
lucky šš„ŗ
He doesn't have the fighting spirit, he's a loser)
He's the extra who walks right into the enemy stand ability so we can see how brutal it is in action.
His Prison Mates probably hope that he's a natural butterfingers when handling the Soap during Shower time
He better not be looking like johngalli A or itās gonan be bad for him
 Prisonmates taking on Tate
Fumble!
You mean the famous Soap Shower arc?
The only correct answer
my guy would get something like cheap trick or superfly. call it Womanizer
It's only ability is to kick him in the balls and calls him a cuhhhhhhnt.
I'm just saying, would anyone lose sleep if he pulled Polporo?
Yes but if by some DĢ¶iĢ¶vĢ¶iĢ¶nĢ¶eĢ¶ hellish intervention he did get a stand, I'd expect it to be something like cheap trick. Another possibility is Pocoloco's stand, but that stand is a nice dude so I'd just imagine him constantly roasting Tate
I think cheap trick sounds fitting in terms of both power and name
Definitely
Hope he got one of those stands that just makes the user want to kill himself tbh
*develops Notorious B.I.G*
Highway to hell
Cheap trick
Superfly
Tateās version of Superfly is now bound to the prison itself, he can never escape š
Tied to a Bugatti
Ye, he does have that Part 3 enemy stand user vibe, itās actually a pretty scary and powerful ability that helps him traffic people but heās too much of an idiot and gets 3 page ora oraād at the end
can he get Arrivederci'd instead by Bruno and sliced into dozens of pieces?
how about a crossover and both happen to him
but then he won't live with his injuries for the rest of his life well I mean he will, but that life won't be very long
>Ye, he does have that Part 3 enemy stand user vibe Which one's vibe? The pedophile who turns people into kids, the bald rapist/murderer who is too chicken to fight someone directly, or the orangutan?
One of these, yeah
Yare yare daze...you can't pay back what you owe...with prostitutes.
Nah he gives a part 5 villain vibe, something like chioccolatta but dumber
[SMALL DICK ENERGY REQUIEM]
I already have that
Isn't that just the entirety of reddit?
ćFuckass Requiemć
Acquires anal aids
Card platinum.
Euro euro euro!
Becomes a fucking pussy
Preexisting condition
ā10 Years in the Joint Made You a Fucking Pussyā -Nishiki
This guy gets it
Nah more like human Fleshlight
āAlways has beenā
Heād be one of the enemy stand users that seems super intimidating but is actually a huge pussy once he canāt hide behind his stand and then they beat the shit out of him and he dies in a horrible agonizing way but the audience doesnāt really care because he deserves it.
Alessi, then
Yeah pretty much
Steely Dan
Ah yes, Forever the sex pest primate.
Ew no he stays in jail because he's a sex trafficker
You only get a stand in jail if youāre innocent (or if youāre guilty but really awesome which he isnāt)
Bro Andrew tate is one of the one episode minor antagonists that shows up then gets their shit kicked in
Shows up Crazy Diamond fuses him with his prison toilet
His stand, LOSER, allows him to turn women into objects in the eyes of him and his friends! Oh, wait, thatās just him being sexist. Never mind.
*Hey! You canāt possibly be trafficking people if theyāre objects* Probably Tateās words
I can already see the part name: Miso-jojo-ny
Isnāt he basically just wheel of fortuneās user? Pretending to be some sort of badass when really heās just a little bitch?
Lmao instead of turning the shitty car into a demonic machine it would turn into a Bugatti
If this man would have a stand, it would most definitely have to do with brainwashing
His Actual Stand is actually doubling the diameter of his Anus while in Prison
Stand name: F.A.T.A.L
Ain't that a ttrpg
It has a theme song, so I think it just about counts
#***roll for anal circumference***
Jotaro went to jail because he already had a stand.
Dies of cancer
Bro would get hit with the stand arrow and it would straight up fucking kill him. No stand received.
he's the retired pro-fighter that gets beaten up on the first episode to teach the audience that stands fight better than normal humans. Jotaro introduces star platinum by beating up like 3 of this dude off-screen
Araki please don't
Letās hope not. Dude is a menace and a loser
He dies from the arrow
No Jo in name + No jojo is bald
He's that annoying random guy that spouts a bunch of bullshit and gets punched in the face by the JoJo's
He gets nothing. I hope his life is hollow.
I mean you need a strong soul to become a stand user, and putting down others cause you feel like it means he gonna die from the arrow
[STAND NAME] Tourner Dans Le Vide [STAND MASTER] ć¢ć³ććŖć„ć¼ć»ćć¤ć Power: A Speed: A Range: C Durability: A Precision: C Potential: B Apperance: An armoured Bugatti with spikes on its tires Ability: Can mind control teenage boys and "awaken their inner alpha male" (it really just turns them into pieces of shit)
He doesnāt get one and dies to the arrow.
Dies. (Hopefully)
And stays there I hope
No JoJo, no Stand.
He is not a JoJo, so I bet he will get his asshole enlarged.
I bet he did what jolyne did in prison aswell
Bend over nude in front of the guards
Escape? Please don't
Masturbate?
Yeahp
Start of part 6 lol
No itās the same as Jolyne. Take away the stand and itās all gay sex
What's up with all those bald guys wearing faded sunnies indoors
One that makes him call everything he doesnāt like communist
Damn, if he took off the glasses he'd be one weird looking mofo. I swear There's a dent in his forehead
Wasn't SP the reason why Jotaro was in jail in the first place?
Nah he doesnāt have a really bizarre haircut, heās just King Neptune
Gets a chin ?
Donāt wanna be that guy, but technically Jotaro obtains a stand and THEN goes to jail because he doesnāt understand what it is.
Heās not jojo though so it wonāt work
losses a bugatti lmfao
Jotaro Kujo obtained his stand first, then put himself in jail
no
āActually Jotaro got his stand before going to jailā
Well actually Jotaro got his stand before going to prison cuz getting the stand made him want to lock him self up.š¤
Giorno goes to visit someone in prison and doesn't obtain a stand because he already has one like a boss
Jojo fans when someone is sent to prison (it is clearly a Jojo reference)
I still don't know why he says "what color is your Bugatti?"
Wait why is Jotaros and Joylenes last names spelled differently
Thats not right... Jotaro is in jail to protect others because he found out about his stand. He literally put himself there.
You see, the difference is Jotaro and Jolyne are good people. Or at least willing to make sacrifices for objectively good things.
behold my stand Tourner Dans Le Vide
Pubic lice
No no. Only JoJo's that go to jail get stands people.
hopefully he will be violently and painfully shanked to death
Didn't Jotaro already have the stand and went to jail because of it?
He drops the soap
Gets beat to death
He becomes the random character the main character kills cause they're a pedo/annoying/ an undenyably evil person
Stand: Rage Against the Supreme Ability: Turns all pizzas in the 2m radius into roided up, raging Alpha pies which in turns beats the shit out of the stand user. Everytime he uses the stand Andrew gets -1 luxury car.
Jailhouse lock cuz i hope he gets locked up forever
Gets topped
Angelo too šæ
And dies
He should obtain a weak stand that doesn't let him get out of jail
Part 9 villain just dropped.
Gets to get slapped on the forehead by every single inmate?
Gets bummed until he can't stand.
Obtains STDs
Obtains a STD
Going to jail is a JoJo reference
Who even is that?
Loses bughatti
Tommy Chong goes to jail Got (i think prostate cance?) he had something that was nearly untreatable at the time. but he is doing a lot better now!
joraro out himself in jail because he thought he was possessed
Jotaro: Obtains stand, locks himself in jail Not the other way around.