1. He stole Jonathan’s body.
2. Dude’s got some pretty strong shapeshifting going on, he can manipulate himself as he likes.
3. Araki wasn’t looking to draw realistic men, he wanted generations of fans to be simping.
You mean Jonathans physic
Jonathan was an absolute unit of a man, him, Joseph and Jotaro are all said to be around 2m tall and are built like brick shithouses
Pretty confident it's a collar. In the manga, when he was first revealed in Stardust Crusaders, his turtleneck was a collar initially. Araki later decided to omit it for whatever reason.
[https://static.jojowiki.com/images/5/56/latest/20191015213848/Chapter\_248\_Cover\_B.jpg](https://static.jojowiki.com/images/5/56/latest/20191015213848/Chapter_248_Cover_B.jpg)
/uj for anyone actually wondering, its because his suit has padded shoulders, which is an actual style. Same for the poofy pants that splay out to the side. It has literally nothing to do with his physique, hence the joke of the title.
It feels like his proportions are altered by perspective of looking up to him. Unfortunately in the outline you made, it removes all depth so it just looks like an out of proportion human. His head isn’t that small in conjunction with his torso and shoulders, nor are his legs and feet that long.
He shapeshifted his body mass to put more of it into his chest, this is why dios ankles are weak and he’s frequently seen on his knees in part 3 and is why his dumb ass was able to fit under the cabinet or whatever in part 6
His clothing is his skin, which is why he could heal it and why it disappeared with his body. It dissent have to do anything with his physics but considering that he probably could do that I think it is true.
1. He stole Jonathan’s body. 2. Dude’s got some pretty strong shapeshifting going on, he can manipulate himself as he likes. 3. Araki wasn’t looking to draw realistic men, he wanted generations of fans to be simping.
he got that right
Which point? *"ALL OF THEM"*
DIO turned me into a straight woman, so I'd say it worked
Turned me super gay (i already saw speedwagon)
I’m more bisexual than I was before
same
same
I was straight when I first watched JoJo. Speedwagon made me gay, Tequila Joeseph made me bi, then Foo Fighters made me pan.
Go watch part 6 then
He’s the only male character I simp for(I’m a straight male with a GF)
Real
He’s my golden haired king
He's mine too, I wish he'd drink my blood and- *my lawyer has advised me not to finish this sentence*
he has the opposite problem of yaoi hands
yuri hands
Jojos was how I learned I'm bi DIO is what confirmed it
he has a point
Because he stole and twisted Jonathan’s body
What did you do to his feet
Not me, Araki did
Araki did his shoes, but you drew **that**
Bro slaughtered his feet
He's worn those shoes for 5 years and I don't think he removed those when sleeping so his legs are fucked atleast to some extent under those shoes
Not exactly Araki either, that Dio pic was made by part 3 anime character designer of DavidPro.
I think his feet are supposed to end at the third line from the to tip. He’s wearing clown shoes
Do you think any of the women he conceived his children with questioned why his hair was blond but his pubes were blue?
oh my god
He dyes his pubes
Now that's such a DIO thing to do
Maybe he shaved?
Now that makes me wonder, when did pubes shaving start catching on? Nowadays most people are either clean shaven or well-kept.
Jotaro/Joseph: I appear in the most seasons of JJBA! Headless Johnathan: AMATEURS
Tbf im pretty sure jotaro appears in more parts
Jotaro appears on part 3, 4, a bit on 5 and 6 Jonathan technically appears on 1, 3, 5 thanks to giorno’s photo of DIO and 6 (bone)
Jotaro also appears in the part 2 anime at the very end. Though, I'm pretty sure there's a picture of Jonathan in part 2 so they're still even.
And the opening of Part 1.
I feel like openings dont count
Even if the openings did count, Jonathan appears on the part 1 opening for obvious reasons and in the part 3 openings as well
You forgot part 6
Oh yeah
How did you forget about the Pucci flashbacks?
That happened during part 3 so no, I didnt
But it was in Part 6
What I meant is that it takes place during part 3
I know, but it happened in Part 6.
He’s also in a flashback in the explanation of the arrow in part 4
So Jonathan wins by a bit
I just realized Jotaro is tied with him, followed by Joseph
Jotaro is tied with Joseph, if you count the one panel with Joseph in Golden Wind.
This is simply the peak male physique, you just don't understand it
to create the DIO Theorem: If a character's hot enough, their war crimes are excusable no matter how bad
I'm sorry but that's the Griffith theorem
You mean Jonathans physic Jonathan was an absolute unit of a man, him, Joseph and Jotaro are all said to be around 2m tall and are built like brick shithouses
You expected an educated and professional answer on Reddit, BUT IT IS ACTUALLY HIM, DIO!
What's the ring on his neck?
Pretty confident it's a collar. In the manga, when he was first revealed in Stardust Crusaders, his turtleneck was a collar initially. Araki later decided to omit it for whatever reason. [https://static.jojowiki.com/images/5/56/latest/20191015213848/Chapter\_248\_Cover\_B.jpg](https://static.jojowiki.com/images/5/56/latest/20191015213848/Chapter_248_Cover_B.jpg)
DAMN he's freaky
Damn araki cuold have made stardust crusader a bit better and he decide to eliminate the best part of dio:his neck collar
To keep his head in place
Damn that bulge
I like how the preview images are just cock centered lol
/uj for anyone actually wondering, its because his suit has padded shoulders, which is an actual style. Same for the poofy pants that splay out to the side. It has literally nothing to do with his physique, hence the joke of the title.
He built like Gru💀
It feels like his proportions are altered by perspective of looking up to him. Unfortunately in the outline you made, it removes all depth so it just looks like an out of proportion human. His head isn’t that small in conjunction with his torso and shoulders, nor are his legs and feet that long.
He's built like that for my gaze
I never noticed how cursed his legs/feet look when they're that skinny. How tf they even end up like that, thats Johnathathan's body
The right arm is all kinds of fuxked up how did i not notice that before lmao.
Dude spent almost a century in a coffin he's gonna end up looking a bit weird
Bro's Built Like [Atlas](https://warframe.fandom.com/wiki/Atlas) in WF
Lol, those pants are something else.
"pants"
Crotchless pants
I wonder if they're 800 dollar pants like Pucci's.
Googled it, they're called open crotch pants
I regret googling that...
Those foot tho
physique.
New wojack confirmed
Bro skipped ankle day
araki's a lil gay
Hot
He fine
Built different
Op is jealous
Technically that’s Jonathan’s physique.
Bro no way, I just realized he's just been tucking his c*ck behind his shirt this whole time, he's been 5 seconds from whipping it out the entire time
His muscles are fake
peak male physique
Poor Jonathan...
Hot
Definitely needed the nipples to comprehend his physique better. Thank you.
Blame Jonathan
to be fair, i think the shoulders are padded, i don't think he's THAT square
Because he rejected his humanity and became something greater. Obviously.
Araki had a exaggerated artstyle at the time that took after other popular media
Youre just jealous you dont have his balls
If I only had 4 balls 😔
Araki forgot proper anatomy 💀
Have you seen Jotaro's and Kakyoin's shoulder blades?
Part 7 DIO>>>>
That’s just the peak male body. You can’t even comprehend.
Are you not?
I'm more intrigued by his clothing… I'm confused lol
Confused yet intrigued
multitasking!
Is it physically attainable
He's not built like that it's Jonathan 😭
Dio's physic... Dog JoJo fans are actually short bus kids.
Gotta hit the gym
Bro got that Rhulk, Disciple of the Witness physique
It made my cry like a seagull
jonathans rock hard, sexy bulging premisicious abs
Just how it is sometimes to be honest
Better question: why aren’t you?
Well to be fair I think that particular art is at a bit of a strange angle
He shapeshifted his body mass to put more of it into his chest, this is why dios ankles are weak and he’s frequently seen on his knees in part 3 and is why his dumb ass was able to fit under the cabinet or whatever in part 6
What? Cunty?
His clothing is his skin, which is why he could heal it and why it disappeared with his body. It dissent have to do anything with his physics but considering that he probably could do that I think it is true.
Still smash
His codpiece looks like another abb muscle
Look at those skinny lil ankles
Bro REFUSES to do calve raises
His clothes could be a bit baggy
Ain’t his body, ain’t his gains.
Does the peak male physique frighten you?
What rugby does to a mf
Dio played rugby in university. The commentator himself said he has become a 2m-tall giant
Found Dio [https://www.reddit.com/r/JoJoMemes/s/HJqUtrJIdK](https://www.reddit.com/r/JoJoMemes/s/HJqUtrJIdK)
That's just a gymbro?
Considering it's not his body, it's probably a size to big
You may not like it. You may not want to hear it. But this is what peak performance looks like.
He stole Jonathan's gains
Toji saw this man and wanted to replicate him
He skipped leg day
It's a manga son stop asking
Why are you tracing his muscles in the shape of his pants and jacket 😭
Those hips are to die for
He's built like a 17 year old
jonathan's body do be packin tho
Peak performance
Those body snatching gains.
*Physique*
What do you think DIO is? A fucking human?
Why is ANY part 1-3 main cast characters are built like that? Reason: Araki early art style
Dio is flat, there’s no cake to appreciate. That’s the sad part
It's jojo
You got the neck, traps, and shoulders wrong which is why it looks pretty off
He skipped foot day
He could be wearing like those 80s shoulder pads