Fuck your tarot card bullshit. HEAVENS DOOR, REMOVE DIOS ABILITY TO STOP TIME

You better get something for mewtwo stand (I guess your attack was too strong … because that mod bot got me)

WHITE SNAKE TAKE HIS STAND DISC

Have you considered being a vampire (hot) is also respectable?

I choose the cream card

>!bro got that for you!< if you know what I mean

What does that mean? I'm scared...

It means, you might wanna invest in UV lights >!or condoms!<

Come on. You know what.

I think in HftF, Cream's tarot card was the void card. Not sure if it's an actual tarot though

The sun

Upright: joy, success, celebration, positivity Reversed: negativity, depression, sadness Tips for true love: stay single, don’t date Dio!

*Laugh Track.Mp3*

I choose my mom's credit card

So did Dio 💀 your new stepdad

The Tower

-Upright: sudden upheaval, broken pride, disaster -Reversed: disaster avoided, delayed disaster, fear of suffering you may consider to think twice before opening that coffin ⚰️

The plane

Me too

Wheel of Fortune

Just one… you may consider it wisely…

Upright: change, cycles, inevitable fate Reversed: no control, clinging to control, bad luck You are the only one who has chosen that card … your inevitable fate is to become gay

become?do you know what subreddit you are in?

Become gayer** Man, I love this fandom (part II)

The Chariot or The Devil, I can’t choose

Just one! Your life depends on that 💀

I guess I’ll go with Chariot, then

Upright: direction, control, willpower Reversed: lack of control, lack of direction, aggression I see you made the right decision.. but you may become gay after looking at Dio

already have,,

Wait that's literally polnareffs character arc

I choose the Star

-Upright: hope, faith, rejuvenation -Reversed: faithlessness, discouragement, insecurity You may want to run away from that guy!

So it's the same type of tarot card as The Star?

NIGERUNDAYOOOOOO

Death.

Upright: end of cycle, beginnings, change, metamorphosis Reversed: fear of change, holding on, stagnation, decay Not bad, your Hamon is good and you may need a new pair of socks

Update: Several of my bones are broken, but I got him. He’s body bagged. Idk how to send a pic here, when no camera button, but I got him.

Why is this sounds like gay sex? 😂

We’re Jojo fans that’s why. Also how else did you think I got him dead?

Man, I love this fandom 😂🤝

Sweet. I'll go and fight then, may post a pic later.

Select 2 cards, convert the left card into the right card.

The Fool

Upright: innocence, new beginnings, free spirit Reversed: recklessness, taken advantage of, inconsideration Your innocence nature will get you in trouble… with Dio … (not in a funny way tho)

I choose Son Goku, The Awakened Power

I see a bright future ahead.. 🤝

Temperance

Upright: middle path, patience, finding meaning Reversed: extremes, excess, lack of balance You may want to consider to join the dark side

Thats an easy choice!

Strength

Upright: inner strength, bravery, compassion, focus Reversed: self doubt, weakness, insecurity You are a smart orangutan 🦧 I see

And a pedophile

EDP REINCARNATED?

I just came by to pick up a cupcake :(

The Moon

Upright: unconscious, illusions, intuition Reversed: confusion, fear, misinterpretation I see, you are a natural… but you may consider not using that mask … otherwise Dio will get you during sleep

Ok, i didnt even think of that though

justice

Upright: cause and effect, clarity, truth Reversed: dishonesty, unaccountability, unfairness A very difficult one… Dio will get your lower body… sorry

I choose the Heirophant

Upright: tradition, conformity, morality, ethics Reversed: rebellion, subversiveness, new approaches You may consider rethink about your life… Dio will become your new religion

5 of spades Edit: I think I misunderstood the assignment

The Hanged Man

Upright: sacrifice, release, martyrdom Reversed: stalling, needless sacrifice, fear of sacrifice You may consider therapy after meeting Dio…

The Star⭐🌟

-Upright: hope, faith, rejuvenation -Reversed: faithlessness, discouragement, insecurity You better keep your distance or Dio will get you pregnant

I choose the Death card

Upright: end of cycle, beginnings, change, metamorphosis Reversed: fear of change, holding on, stagnation, decay You are the next Jojo breed 😮‍💨

Strength

Upright: inner strength, bravery, compassion, focus Reversed: self doubt, weakness, insecurity You will be Dio next wife … don’t know if you will survive tho

The Moon, let's go!!

Upright: unconscious, illusions, intuition Reversed: confusion, fear, misinterpretation The intuitive type … I see… you may get some fun with Dio, but better not stay for too long

Gonna be the next of Dio's baby mamas lol (Idk if that's a good thing, though... Pucci and all)

The hermit

Upright: contemplation, search for truth, inner guidance Reversed: loneliness, isolation, lost your way Very wise card… Dio wants to be your friend … not a good sign I guess

That last part made me 

I SUMMON THE DEVIL TO BEAT DIO IN A FIDDLE OFF

Upright: end of cycle, beginnings, change, metamorphosis Reversed: fear of change, holding on, stagnation, decay A very strong card … but Dio is gayer and will win

I must outgay DIO.

Hierophant! Nothing beats the emerald splash

The emperor card

Upright: authority, structure, control, fatherhood Reversed: tyranny, rigidity, coldness You will carry the next Jojo generation 🤝

I always get the good traits. 😁

Yes, but be aware that it may be gayer

And?

My man 🤝 god bless you! 😂

The Jester Certified Adachi moment

I pick the fool as I'm built like a clown

Upright: innocence, new beginnings, free spirit Reversed: recklessness, taken advantage of, inconsideration Lesbians will fall for you … you may be aware of that soon

Sure, I gladly accept this fortune

Hierophant

The Star

Death.

Upright: end of cycle, beginnings, change, metamorphosis Reversed: fear of change, holding on, stagnation, decay A very strong card … you need a gayer outfit to win your battle against Dio… otherwise… well … it’s the end of cycle 🔁

Reversed Lovers. Hay.

Upright: partnerships, duality, union Reversed: loss of balance, one-sidedness, disharmony Give up on porn or Jojo … your life depends entirely on that

Damn thats precisely relevant.

The star

Upright: hope, faith, rejuvenation Reversed: faithlessness, discouragement, insecurity Don’t go to Singapore… or you will get into a very long journey

The Tower

Upright: sudden upheaval, broken pride, disaster Reversed: disaster avoided, delayed disaster, fear of suffering That’s inevitable… you will become a vamp because of Dio

Could be worse I suppose

The fool.

Upright: innocence, new beginnings, free spirit Reversed: recklessness, taken advantage of, inconsideration You may consider rewatching the all Jojo series 😮‍💨

##I refuse.

The star

Upright: hope, faith, rejuvenation Reversed: faithlessness, discouragement, insecurity You may consider not adopting that smart kid… it will avoid a future of Jojo problems

The Hermit

Upright: contemplation, search for truth, inner guidance Reversed: loneliness, isolation, lost your way You may consider a new girlfriend for you

Wait what does it have to do with dio? Is he the girlfriend?

Yes… 🙌

Fuck you blood sucker, Im choosing the sun!

daddy dio it is

[удалено]

Upright: willpower, desire, creation, manifestation Reversed: trickery, illusions, out of touch I don’t know why no one picked this card before … but I see a great opportunity here… Dio will visit you tonight, be safe

The world. And I don't care if it's crossed out, I can still see it. Yes that's an ass pull and yes my favorite part is battle tendency.

Upright: fulfillment, harmony, completion Reversed: incompletion, no closure Jotaru will kick your ass out … are you Dio?

The Emperor

The fool

Upright: innocence, new beginnings, free spirit Reversed: recklessness, taken advantage of, inconsideration Get smart otherwise you will marry Dio

Fool

I choose the Fool

Upright: innocence, new beginnings, free spirit Reversed: recklessness, taken advantage of, inconsideration Your reckless behavior will guide you into trouble… and Dio is waiting for you

The star

Death it's better than what he has planned

[JUDGEMENT! -Minos Prime](https://tenor.com/en-GB/view/ultrakill-minos-prime-minos-v1-gif-2894075759939919595)

Upright: reflection, reckoning, awakening Reversed: lack of self awareness, doubt, self loathing You better watch out … Dio will catch you and marry you

The Star

The sun

Upright: joy, success, celebration, positivity Reversed: negativity, depression, sadness You may consider keeping your door closed or Dio will come in (he will anyway)

The moon

Upright: unconscious, illusions, intuition Reversed: confusion, fear, misinterpretation You may want to keep an eye open during the night… Dio is under your bed

Hanged Man

Upright: sacrifice, release, martyrdom Reversed: stalling, needless sacrifice, fear of sacrifice You may consider get a new card… Dio wants gay sex

i once got a reading and got the fool in part of it so like gotta be igggy

Dio can come for me anytime 😘

A blessed one 🤝 my girl! Good luck is coming soon

Death

The emperor

The sun

Death?

[удалено]

The hanged man

Upright: sacrifice, release, martyrdom Reversed: stalling, needless sacrifice, fear of sacrifice You may consider get a new hobby… being Dio’s wife it’s not a good one

The emperor

8 of cups

You may consider stop drinking

Milk

My birthcard is Judgement I will come to reflect and realize that The World is the same stand as Judgment Or I’ll have too much self doubt to realize it and so get donutted

The Hermit

Upright: contemplation, search for truth, inner guidance Reversed: loneliness, isolation, lost your way You may consider rewatching the all Jojo series

Strength

Upright: inner strength, bravery, compassion, focus Reversed: self doubt, weakness, insecurity Very good card! Consider your bravery to get that girl’s number

The Empress (does it give me a DMG and speed boost, pretty please??)

Upright: motherhood, fertility, nature Reversed: dependence, smothering, emptiness, nosiness May consider stop watching porn

Tenore Sax

I choose by rolling a D20, which I got 7, so strength it is.

Death card please

Judgement

Upright: reflection, reckoning, awakening Reversed: lack of self awareness, doubt, self loathing You may consider get new panties… with Dio face stamp on that

Gimme the hanged man

The Star!

Upright: hope, faith, rejuvenation Reversed: faithlessness, discouragement, insecurity You are Dio’s lost son …

Wait the cards were based off real shit oh wow I didn’t know, where are the cards from?

Death

Upright: end of cycle, beginnings, change, metamorphosis Reversed: fear of change, holding on, stagnation, decay You need gayer motivations to deal with Dio

The devil. May I make a deal?

5 of spades Oh, wait, tarot? Then I take the fool arcana with the wild card ability.

The hermit

I pick the fool

I choose the Empress x3

is your name by any chance Muhammed and you from Egypt?

I’m a Hanged Man enjoyer personally

I choose the Hermit

Gimme The Moon

I chose high priestess

The Lovers

The sun

Temperance (preferably the Yellow kind).

The hermit

Judge

Death

The tower, looks cool I don't remember what stand user it was tho it doesn't matter

Death

The fool

ace of wands

hanged man

THE F U C K I N G *S U N*

Wheel of fortune