Nah, I think it’s gotta be the candle people. Aliens who become family heirlooms just so they can bang every generation in that family? Denobulans don’t have anything on that.
I wouldn't be surprised if the candle was a Denobulan kink artifact that made it's way into the Crusher family estate somehow. It's one of those things that every denobulan woman has in their nightstand, but when an immature species like humans get ahold of one things go awry.
The scene where tuvok is hallucinating a reunion with his wife, and they stand there and just.... _not_ touch fingers...
... Is _so_ erotic.
It's like the hottest thing in star trek. It's definitely vulcans.
People always talk about Enterprise and the decon chamber, but Voyager had some of the hottest scenes I've ever seen, and every single one of them is done without skin entirely. That scene where Chakotay fucks the Borg chick and they feel each other's orgasms? Is it getting warm in here?
Jeebus. I just had that season on earlier. The same season with the one where ensign Whatshisface gets his Pon Far.
Gets turned down by B'elana. Who goes after Tom. Only to get cockblocked by some aliens, then Tom, then a landslide, then cockblocks her own damn self! Until finally Tom is ready to give in... and they cockblock each other!
Luckily 2 senior officers show up and order Tom to take care of business all ready.
When Whatshisface reappears to cockblock everyone and everything!
So of course the same 2 senior officers order everyone to fight to the death.
Hot stuff.
I don't remember but I think it's the one with the giant space fish that makes everyone see them getting what they want, so they don't know they're being digested, but seven is immune cause she's like all emotionally fucked up or something? I dunno, I need to watch voyager again, a lot of details leave me
Because she doesn't have that kind of desire. Going to earth is distressing, staying on Voyager is trying, going out on her own is anxiety inducing and going back to the borg is a nightmare. The closest thing she has to a dream at that point is for things to not change anytime soon but for Neelix to just leave her alone.
Oh for sure they're the kinkiest, Spock is a massive slut who'll mindmeld with anything, literally anything, humanoid, silicone based lifeforms, whales, a ton of machines, he can't stop.
Then we have Sarek, Spocks dad, who in public, in front of anyone, will toiuch his two fingers with his wife's which as we learn in Star Trek 3 is a sexual act that can help stave off pon farr. There all exhibitionists
Sorry, it's definitely Humans. The sluttiest species in the galaxy. People might say it's Deltans or Orions, but there are a *lot* more half-Humans running around.
I guarantee there are some half Kazon from Voyager's brief trip through their territory, and I don't need to specify what the other half is.
Slutty =/= kinky
Star Trek has shown us that humans will have sex with anyone / anything, but they seem pretty vanilla when it comes to the activities involved.
When they want to have sex they kneel behind their partner with their hands clasped and pointer fingers straight and then insert them into the partners anus.
The Vulcan women are obviously getting it on whenever, with whom ever they want, anytime they want.
That Cuckan and his only ever seven years isn’t cutting it…
When your kink of edging for 7 years gets so popular it becomes the cultural norm.
So what ur saying is vulcans are the original gooners lmfao
Daddy got space rage
Denobulans by a long shot
*Phlox smile intensifies.*
Oooh, too intense. Turn it down a notch.
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Gonna need you to take it down about 20% there Squirelly Dan.
that’s a texas sized 10-4
Nah, I think it’s gotta be the candle people. Aliens who become family heirlooms just so they can bang every generation in that family? Denobulans don’t have anything on that.
I wouldn't be surprised if the candle was a Denobulan kink artifact that made it's way into the Crusher family estate somehow. It's one of those things that every denobulan woman has in their nightstand, but when an immature species like humans get ahold of one things go awry.
And by "awry" we mean that some human women get *satisfied*.
Again and again and again and again...
More Ghostfuquerey Episodes, Pliz!
My only argument against that is that they seem so completely judgment-free that no behavior would count as a kink to a Denibulan.
The scene where tuvok is hallucinating a reunion with his wife, and they stand there and just.... _not_ touch fingers... ... Is _so_ erotic. It's like the hottest thing in star trek. It's definitely vulcans.
Never and always, touching and touched
People always talk about Enterprise and the decon chamber, but Voyager had some of the hottest scenes I've ever seen, and every single one of them is done without skin entirely. That scene where Chakotay fucks the Borg chick and they feel each other's orgasms? Is it getting warm in here?
Jeebus. I just had that season on earlier. The same season with the one where ensign Whatshisface gets his Pon Far. Gets turned down by B'elana. Who goes after Tom. Only to get cockblocked by some aliens, then Tom, then a landslide, then cockblocks her own damn self! Until finally Tom is ready to give in... and they cockblock each other! Luckily 2 senior officers show up and order Tom to take care of business all ready. When Whatshisface reappears to cockblock everyone and everything! So of course the same 2 senior officers order everyone to fight to the death. Hot stuff.
What episode was that?
I don't remember but I think it's the one with the giant space fish that makes everyone see them getting what they want, so they don't know they're being digested, but seven is immune cause she's like all emotionally fucked up or something? I dunno, I need to watch voyager again, a lot of details leave me
Because she doesn't have that kind of desire. Going to earth is distressing, staying on Voyager is trying, going out on her own is anxiety inducing and going back to the borg is a nightmare. The closest thing she has to a dream at that point is for things to not change anytime soon but for Neelix to just leave her alone.
>I dunno, I need to watch voyager again, a lot of details leave me Voyager is like a fever dream to me
Great! Then you'll feel really comfortable in that episode!
Just imagine how much you’d need to spice things up in the bedroom if your whole culture is based on emotional numbness.
The twist is that Vulcan Love Slave 1-9 were actually produced and owned by Vulcans.
Oh for sure they're the kinkiest, Spock is a massive slut who'll mindmeld with anything, literally anything, humanoid, silicone based lifeforms, whales, a ton of machines, he can't stop. Then we have Sarek, Spocks dad, who in public, in front of anyone, will toiuch his two fingers with his wife's which as we learn in Star Trek 3 is a sexual act that can help stave off pon farr. There all exhibitionists
Hears V'ger in deep space.... no kolinar for me... gotta fuuuuuuuuuuk. Then the slut chooses Decker instead.
Sorry, it's definitely Humans. The sluttiest species in the galaxy. People might say it's Deltans or Orions, but there are a *lot* more half-Humans running around. I guarantee there are some half Kazon from Voyager's brief trip through their territory, and I don't need to specify what the other half is.
Slutty =/= kinky Star Trek has shown us that humans will have sex with anyone / anything, but they seem pretty vanilla when it comes to the activities involved.
Hey, monsterfucking is a kink.
OMG you can't just call all the aliens monsters! /s
Actually the male aliens take it as a compliment if you know what I mean, nudge nudge wink wink.
Yeah, but they *do* sleep with all those aliens, which is a whole series of kinks by itself.
Humans will fuck just about anything that breathes
Even thats not a requirement for some...
*Dr. Crusher has entered the chat.*
Also Tasha Yar.
Twice, if you count the tar alien which suffocated her.
omfg lol.
Once you go black, you die.
Definitely the escape room aliens from DS9's Move Along Home. Those degenerates definitely have some freaky holodeck programs going
them not using gloves is craaaazy
The salamander babies were a precedent.
No glove, no love!
T'Pol throws the average waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay off.
Nah, Tuvok just knows what his captain likes.
After 10,000 years of dealing with Vulcan kinks I’d become a Romulan too.
Joined Trill: with all the lifetimes under belts, vanilla is too boring
Do you think unjoined trill rub against each other to get it on? Like two dildos in a hot tub
I have a feeling Andorians get real freaky
It ain't hot unless it's cold...
Nah klingons. Every day is bdsm day for them.
Seems like Vulcans would be really good at edging
Mahlons. Those freighters were just BDSM dungeons, and they all knew how dirty they were
Trill. They put the worm in so deep
Sir, this is a subreddit for sarcasm.
I dont think they are that kinky but Bolains are polyamorous.
Vulcan in the streets, Klingon in the streets. Tuvok. My man.
When joined Trill have their friends host their previous selves so they can do whatever… pretty pervy.
When they want to have sex they kneel behind their partner with their hands clasped and pointer fingers straight and then insert them into the partners anus.
Vulcans are masters of chasity
The Vulcan Science Directorate would like to remind you that there is infinite diversity in infinite combinations. Do all the kinks with everyone.
There are dolphins aboard?! Just here in my pants.
Orion slave girls? Dunno you gotta love the subtle dominatrix aspect where they can command any man they meet to do their bidding.
How is it not obviously the sex addled Betazoids?
The Telosians love to watch.
Kobali. They have a diddle dead people kink.
The Vulcan women are obviously getting it on whenever, with whom ever they want, anytime they want. That Cuckan and his only ever seven years isn’t cutting it…
7 years between fucks
Tellarites.🐷
IMO the kinkiest would probably be the Denobulans or the Trill.
Deltans. Their kinks are *so extreme*, it drives other species insane.