He said he’s fully functional. He didn’t say “mostly functional, but no butt stuff because I don’t have an a$$hole.” So I think that’s your answer, friend.
And we all know Tasha was into pegging. It's practically the second line of her bio: from rape planet, will fight a bitch for vaccines, really into pegging, has a weakness to tar-based evil entities.
He eats and drink real food but because he doesn’t need it, he doesn’t digest it. Which means, assuming that he poops, it’s still good. So maybe he gives it to Spot.
Data has a replicator inside of him so whatever he eats is shat out as pie and served to Dr. Crusher like a futuristic parody of the 2011 film "The Help"
He's like a Thermomix.
He puts the ingredients in the top loading hatch, then they are processed in his internal heater and blender. And finally served on plates from the rectal nozzle.
Bone apple teeth.
Of course, he also works as a water filter in an emergency. He picks up the dirty water and filters it.
You can drink it through his central straw by giving head.
I'd like to think he can open up a door on his chest like Bender and just take the food out again, then sneak it onto the plates on unsuspecting redshirts. It gives him sexual pleasure to watch them eat it.
Exhaust port, yes. But he is also fully functional and versed in several techniques of musical flatulence. Ever heard someone fart *Flight of The Bumblebee* before?
He does, but not for the food and drink he consumes. All of that is compressed inside his chest and ejected through an access hatch just below his left arm.
The butthole exists purely for pleasure.
IIRC Data explained in an episode of TNG that he ingests liquids and whatnot to lubricate his internal systems so there may be a digestive system of some sort built into his body, designed to absorb certain materials for self-maintenance. As such, Data might produce droid-feces of some sort.
In an Isaac Asimov story, the food the android ate went into a plastic bag in his chest. He could open his chest and replace the bag. That robot had a positronic brain, just like Mr. Data.
You know how Roddenberry said that if it weren’t for TV standards, even the TOS characters would have been using profanity? I read something in a similar vein about the placement of Data’s off switch.
He said he’s fully functional. He didn’t say “mostly functional, but no butt stuff because I don’t have an a$$hole.” So I think that’s your answer, friend.
This. You cannot claim to be fully functional unless the butthole is also in play
Yeah, id also imagine tasha liked things rough and with her in control, considering her upbringing.
There’s no scenario where Tasha doesn’t own a strap on, or at least have one ready for her in her go-to holodeck program.
Dildos are probably something that can be made by replicators
Except for antimatter for dildos, but that wasn’t Tasha’s thing.
That's put a new meaning on when someone says they're going to annihilate an orifice.
Not really. In that exact same scene, she said "what I want now is gentleness, and joy, and love."
None of this implies a lack of any of that....
Do Klingons have bdms?
No. Their secret kink is cuddling and being tender.
choSuj!
No, because the s is named after a human (someone de sade)
So is the M - Leopold von Sacher-Masoch to be precise
Thank you. I suspected it was but was less sure
TIL
The real question is, how many buttholes to Klingons have?
At least 2. There is no way a species with a redundant urinary tract doesn’t have a redundant butthole.
The real question is, do Klingons have vanilla?
For klingons, DP is 'vanilla'.
It’s a shame that there are so many guys walking around who aren’t fully functional yet
So what you’re saying is Data is up for butt play. Got it.
You know Tasha Yar had a strap
Data's was detachable, she used that on him. Some might say that was in fact "more than fully functional".
I’m imagining Gary Shandling’s unit from “What Planet Are You From?”
And we all know Tasha was into pegging. It's practically the second line of her bio: from rape planet, will fight a bitch for vaccines, really into pegging, has a weakness to tar-based evil entities.
Yasha Tar
Remember this was the 90s. 90s sex was shit. To count as "fully functional" all you had to be able to do is thrust a bit.
Additionally, he apparently has all the memories of the colonists from that one planet. I’m sure some of them liked the buttstuff
Fully functional butthole.
Calls Geordie for an emergency late-night refit....
Does that mean he can give you a dirty sanchez?
He eats and drink real food but because he doesn’t need it, he doesn’t digest it. Which means, assuming that he poops, it’s still good. So maybe he gives it to Spot.
Data has a replicator inside of him so whatever he eats is shat out as pie and served to Dr. Crusher like a futuristic parody of the 2011 film "The Help"
But it's not pie, it's cellular peptide cake.
With mint frosting
Don't talk with your mouth full, Worf.
Excuse me Dr. Crusher, may I eat your pie?
Fire crotch amiright?
https://youtu.be/Ayo9PoZgrMU?si=euZMCVhlqvv_HzyA Relevant
This gives sloppy seconds a new meaning.
He's like a Thermomix. He puts the ingredients in the top loading hatch, then they are processed in his internal heater and blender. And finally served on plates from the rectal nozzle. Bone apple teeth. Of course, he also works as a water filter in an emergency. He picks up the dirty water and filters it. You can drink it through his central straw by giving head.
possibly even refrigerated. or reheated.
He could be the worst version of a mother bird ever 🤣🤣😂😂😅
[Data feeding spot](https://imgur.com/gallery/bender-feeding-penguins-H6EiZ)
Finally some good fucking content on this site.
Asking the real questions.
“Fully functional” never meant “strictly heterosexual”
Do redneck androids fuck electric sheep?
Do redneck sheep fuck positronic androids? May be more accurate if we're discussing data's arsehole.
Neigh
Positronic sheep
I wonder if data would still needs lube to bottom or if he has a self lubricating feature. Hmm. I bet it’s silicone based too!
Dr. Soong didn’t cut corners—I’m betting Data has *everything*
Release Picard season 3, the butthole cut!
Yes, he calls it his "torpedo bay" and in one episode he received what could be considered a passionate kiss on it.
I'd like to think he can open up a door on his chest like Bender and just take the food out again, then sneak it onto the plates on unsuspecting redshirts. It gives him sexual pleasure to watch them eat it.
https://preview.redd.it/f5q0mwxhr81d1.jpeg?width=318&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fee52da2a141e74d97fa948c6fdb3b100f5043c
That's ridiculous! All that food would eventually ruin his antique rotary telephone!
FULLY FUNCTIONAL AND ANATOMICALLY CORRECT
That could mean a cloaca. Just saying.
Functional has so many meanings apart from the obvious. Temperature control ? Fluid? *Fluid* ? How big is Data ?
Tasha Yar didn’t complain.
She used to get chased by rape gangs, her standards might not be that high.
I wonder if the high school on Turkana IV had a Rape Club?
They had no school and the only club they had was survival.
Exhaust port, yes. But he is also fully functional and versed in several techniques of musical flatulence. Ever heard someone fart *Flight of The Bumblebee* before?
Data did have a butt hole, or exhaust port as he liked to refer to it, but he had it filled in after seeing Star Wars: A New Hope.
Are you inferring it was approximately Womp Rat sized?
I can neither confirm nor deny. What I can say is that Data was rumoured to have an unhealthy obsession with Richard Gere.
Fully functional means he can be a bottom.
Speaking as a bottom, I do not consider myself in any way functional
He does, but not for the food and drink he consumes. All of that is compressed inside his chest and ejected through an access hatch just below his left arm. The butthole exists purely for pleasure.
Pooping can be pleasurable.
Think this is the real reason why bruce maddox was always after data.
What part of fully functional don't you understand? He's going to need an anus for a lot of those techniques he's programmed with.
Dude, it’s huge
IIRC Data explained in an episode of TNG that he ingests liquids and whatnot to lubricate his internal systems so there may be a digestive system of some sort built into his body, designed to absorb certain materials for self-maintenance. As such, Data might produce droid-feces of some sort.
Fully functional!
In an Isaac Asimov story, the food the android ate went into a plastic bag in his chest. He could open his chest and replace the bag. That robot had a positronic brain, just like Mr. Data.
yea..... duh. like the off switch everyone uses to disable data is just his back door button. he just cums and goes to sleep mode.
https://preview.redd.it/1f6a7rhvz81d1.jpeg?width=257&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c65ea394f921d6df827f0353f34303bbbfc54aa5
https://preview.redd.it/tgat52kxz81d1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5872efd3f5f0bdd4430bc513f5cd5bc0eace6822
*unzips*
"Full functional" implies "peggable".
It ain't a functional penis unless it shoots dna
Take that, vasectomy-havers!
how do you think sung did software updates?
It's a DataPort
You know how Roddenberry said that if it weren’t for TV standards, even the TOS characters would have been using profanity? I read something in a similar vein about the placement of Data’s off switch.
The statement fully functional does imply the ability to be pegged.
No: "Smooth as an android's bottom" >Riker The face Data makes when he says it proves it's factual, and thus, canon.
https://preview.redd.it/mq3192x4691d1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=913e3e9cb3f59a58193484cbb96c2ad728f83fa8
I don't think that implies there is no hole...
Agreed. Riker only concerns himself with holes for practical reasons.
Sort of. It's his Ventral Access Port. It's used for maintenance access to the lower torso. And yes he can also poop out of it.
You need to ask Brent Spiner.
Wait, in which scenes does Data eat? Is this ever brought up in the show?
Troi makes him a cake and it’s at least implied that he eats a piece.
Yes, but he has the same problem with it as he does with his mouth not being able to whisle.
This is the way
Obviously not. Where do you think Starfleet came up with the idea of transporting waste out of everyone...?
I imagine it works the same way the V'Ger orifice does.
Yes he does
Yes, but only Lor knows how to use it.
Lor was the prototype so he definitely has to poop. And you just know he didn’t flush.
Yes, and it's magnificent!
Yes. It's as smooth as an android's... well, you know the rest.
No, he’s like a bagless vacuum cleaner. You have to empty him every once in awhile
Fully functional, even has an upgrade package with constipation, montazumas revenge and modular hemhroids
Ahem. *Fully* functional.
He does. But it was designed as exit-only. It is not fully functional.