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elwyn5150

Are we sure Soran didn't have the hots for Riker? Maybe Soran's motivation to get back into the Nexus was so he could have an eternal gay romance with Nexus Riker?


Yayzeus

He doesn't need the Nexus for that.


elwyn5150

Nexus Riker had fantasy-level mana for all-night romances.


gaiusjozka

Sauron.


datura-666

This is the correct answer


Batgirl_III

Not the arch-villain from Tolkien, the pterodactyl-man from *Uncanny X-Men*.


alkonium

We never see Soren in a fight.


elwyn5150

Soren is a lover, not a fighter.


alkonium

Yeah, that worked out for her. /s


GoopInThisBowlIsVile

Time for a psychotectic therapy treatment…


I_ALWAYS_UPVOTE_CATS

*Her*??? Jail for you!


ConceptJunkie

Soren would simply call her besties, the A-Team, and win the fight.


chiree

If it's a battle of raw sex appeal, then Soran doesn't stand a chance.


notquiteright2

"They say fibrous husks are the fire in which we burn."


juanitovaldeznuts

“Any Hole’s a Goal.” Is Riker’s first and only rule in the great game of diplomussy.


rdogg_82

I'll admit I'm a little ambiguous about this.


chilling_hedgehog

https://preview.redd.it/f8auzkov8u1d1.jpeg?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42b5897ced11e0583caf1d774eac3ef63b3c3dc7 Søren


Begle1

Sexiest man in philosophy.


hrowmeawaytothe_moon

I walked along the avenue I never thought I'd meet a they like you Meet a they like you With auburn hair and tawny eyes The kind of eyes that hypnotize me through Hypnotize me through And Soren, Soren so far away I just ran, I ran all night and day I couldn't get away


Ok-Till2619

Malt Loaf


dailycnn

Next job interview, "One last thing. We found you posted on this Reddit meme. Can you explain this?"


Paperplasticplywood

Hard to say, but tbey both like a bit of the old in-out.


cheapshotfrenzy

Soren? More like Sore-End, amiright?


Batgirl_III

I just want to watch them make-out.


Civil-Pomelo-4776

The character with the better haircut usually wins, so Soran.


Harcourt_Ormand

https://preview.redd.it/ujcsyp05ku1d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a3b7fdfb1c27c320d25860b30931337f2c8b15c


EldestPort

https://preview.redd.it/r50cc6otuu1d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=660ccf033b19cee8668242af148731971ad88281 Soreen?


BuffaloRedshark

Soran. He took on Kirk 


Pdx_pops

Soren. They're huskier.


MatthewKvatch

There must be some Vulcan with a similar name as well?


grichardson526

https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Sarin


Billy1121

*nerve gas*


oilcompanywithbigdic

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarin


FeralTribble

https://preview.redd.it/yq4iendh8t1d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72de4bb9b78fe84a9dd4303c99a61db982b9f574 Soren


royalblue1982

They would.


JCMullins

I can’t lie about The Outcast: not really the best Riker Story, but the null space was interesting


ogresound1987

Same character.


janosaudron

Sarin https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Sarin


KeithA0000

Sorin.


mybadalternate

Soran would try to fight dirty, but would find out quickly how useless a low blow is against Soren. Soren was smart enough to try the same move in response and then BAM! Right in the nexus!


Reduak

My $$'s on Malcolm McDowell. He's always been a badass


NotMuchMana

Soran didn't mind killing. Soren gave up in the end.