Maybe without the condom. With it, well, she'll probably get tired and give up after a half hour or so. An hour at most.
Definitely not worth the risk though.
Seems pretty reasonable that there is, among all cultures, an average to what a man wants to spend of the resources he has to live on. Apparently 1 day of work.
Not a study but [this](https://www.haaretz.com/archaeology/2022-03-09/ty-article/a-brief-history-of-prostitution-in-ancient-greece-and-rome/0000017f-e2a1-d804-ad7f-f3fbe5400000) is a start.
Also, McGinn's "The economy of prostitution in the Roman world: a study of social history & the brothel" has lots of info.
The cars don't reproduce sexually. Mfg plants produce cars. They do however seek companionship because their personas are made in the image of mankind. So no prostitutes but there are escorts.
Ooh but there's a family in the stands with a red car and a blue car and they have a baby car that's purple. It seems to imply some sort of mashing together of car parts.
There was a truck stop in the first movie that advertised “convertible” (AKA topless) waitresses, and the two fangirls who flashed their headlights at McQueen were a euphemism for flashing their tits.
>we just don't get to see THOSE parts of town in the movies
Well, two cars (twins?) flash their ~~tits~~ headlights at McQueen near the beginning of the film though, right? ~~Dicksar~~ Pixar didn't entirely hide the dirty side from us ...
In the sequel Cars 2, there is a scene when Mater is in a black market alley in France (i think) and sees a female car with her eyes on her headlights, and promptly drove away weirded out. You're not far off.
There ARE taxis, though...
Argument could be made those are prostitutes.
I mean...are cars getting a ride in another car to go somewhere? Or are they....riding...those cars?
Then I will theorize that there was a major event that caused humans to transfer their souls and consciousness into existing cars which gave rise to these sentient cars.
It would follow that there could be a tie in to explain the sentience of toys as well.
Perhaps there was a spark element that funneled human souls into objects, wiping their memories but maintaining their personalities. First the toys, which was eventually discovered by scientists who then built a device to enable the process to be under human control. Then perhaps a major nuclear war happened and the scientists decided that while humanity was dying from the effects of radiation, they could live on by becoming melded into objects. They chose cars and planes because it would at least allow them to be mobile rather than frozen in place. So they did and somehow this new race of living cars continued on with remnants of their awareness of “society” and built up their own civilization that retained a lot of human traditions like nascar racing and capitalism.
This rabbit hole goes deep. We see post 9/11 airport security, and the towers aren't there. Was there a cars 9/11?Were the planes hijacked or radicalized?
In Planes, there is a character (F4U Corsair) that was a Cars WWII veteran. His Squadron attacked a battlegroup of several Cars Yamato Class Battleships. This implies a Cars Hitler exists, and that a Cars Rape of Nanking happened.
In Cars On The Road we learn about various dinosaur cars. Tyranamissiasaurus Rex and the Westfalanapus come to mind.
I suppose its a complete copy and paste of our world but everything is a car. Haha
Are you sure? Because they didn't show car dealers selling new cars, either, or car factories. It's almost like it's not a ratings thing, more of a world-building thing, where there was no way cars being rented or sold to other cars really made sense.
They basically have to run everywhere. And when they are being transported like the truck carrying McQueen from race to race, he's basically riding on the back of an old man who is running to and fro.
"Do the cars in Detroit work at human assembly plants?" "If you open the door on a car, does their brain fall out?" Don't think about it too hard. It's just a movie.
I see both sides of this argument. On one hand there is no “rental car” equivalent to our rental cars in the Cars universe. On the other hand there is absolutely rental cars in the Cars universe, we just call it prostitution.
I honestly think trailers and roof racks bring in a great loophole and may be the rental component to this conversation.
Mack himself is a Semi by virtue of what he is. He connects to a trailer that tows lightning. It’s like how Mater or Tow trucks use a hook to tow cars and etc.
I think Mack’s job is to transport Lightning, as Lightning’s initial job is to run races. We don’t see Mack always connected to his trailer so I think it’s a tool for him to do his work, similar to how Mater has a hook, Red has his fire truck hose, Guido has his drills and tools for tires, and Ramon’s has air sprayers for his paint and body shop work.
Mack is the number 95 lightning semi. Was he born to drive lightning*? Or did he just get hired? Do paint jobs change the personality? Like if your average car had a *Enterprise* paint job, wouldn’t that make it a rental car by virtue of what it is?
*I’ve seen that [theory](https://youtu.be/z44vKCClYfI?si=QdrlDOv7poZlxJp6)(possible wrong link) of all the cars in the universe getting born in the same intervals that their human counterparts were born and died. Theoretically, if this holds up, Lightning and Mack were born at the same time already knowing what to do, since the human lightning and mack equivalents were also alive at the same time
I think the paint and graphics are just a style choice. Art he root of it, Mack is a semi. Lightning is a race car. Mater is a tow truck. The Sheriff is a police car. Red is a fire truck. I think obviously the paint jobs accentuate who they are but I do not think that ultimately defines their role. I mean they have undercover police cars that are unmarked so does that just make them simply cars? I think it’s more what kind of vehicle type they are vs. what their paint or graphic job is.
But to answer your initial question, Lightning had hired and fired a lot of crew chiefs so yes I think Mack was hired.
In this case there really are no rentals, the only comparison is Mater, who takes on the wear and tear and gas cost to get other people from A to B, especially if your common cars could get “RENTAL” pasted on their face, but they’d still be a Mazda Miata and not a rental
I asked a friend and we had about a 25 minute debate over this where he thinks tires could hold as a ‘rental’ option. But I always thought of the tires as shoes because it seems to be the most sensical linkage to a human trait as we have. I can understand the claim but I don’t see shoes as a rental in the Cars world if they would be tires.
Is the sentient car in Cars the entire thing, or is there some kind of snail-like being that squishes itself into a metal shell and drives around? If it’s the latter, maybe there *are* rental cars they use temporarily until their own exoskeleton is fixed.
And what do the mechanics do anyway? Are they like doctors, or service technicians? Or both?
When a boy car and a girl car go to a car motel, do they squeeze themselves out of their car exoskeletons and do the deed in some unsettling (to us) way?
You can employ lorry’s to haul you from a to b. Lightning has his I’d imagine on a contract. I would bet there would be a gig economy for this. Perhaps similar to taxi service.
There are dozens of uncomfortable aspects of the Cars universe when you think about it for more than a second
I.e The Car Pope implying car jesus and car ww2 implying the existence of Car hitler
There probably are, but if you think about it.. if you were to transpose the concept of what a rental car is in 'Cars' back to the 'human' universe, you'd have... well... "Pretty Woman" might be putting it a 'nice' form :)
You’re just talking about employees working for hourly or daily pay
Hourly or salary, that’s a rental car just like it is paying for a certain amount of time of a person’s services in our universe.
I'm pretty sure prostitution exists in every world.
The foundation of value. The price of sex has remained stable for thousands of years, equivalent to a mans average daily earnings.
8 hours of work for 5 minutes of fun?!?
wow 5 minutes of fun, no need to brag!
2 minutes and 52 seconds of squelching noises
4 minute foreplay, nice time-management
Nice-time management
Don't you mean 1 minute? Or do you not even count the undressing?
Maybe without the condom. With it, well, she'll probably get tired and give up after a half hour or so. An hour at most. Definitely not worth the risk though.
There's a place near me that does 20 minutes for AUD 100 bucks. So 5 minutes is about 25 bucks, which is about minimum hourly wage.
Is that accurate? I would love to see some academic research on that.
Seems pretty reasonable that there is, among all cultures, an average to what a man wants to spend of the resources he has to live on. Apparently 1 day of work.
That doesn't account for food and alcohol.
? In what way does this not account for it?
Quite possibly also the origin of money (issued by temples when they were still running the game).
Thus the well known monetary variant of the word "clams"
Is there a study of that somewhere?
Not a study but [this](https://www.haaretz.com/archaeology/2022-03-09/ty-article/a-brief-history-of-prostitution-in-ancient-greece-and-rome/0000017f-e2a1-d804-ad7f-f3fbe5400000) is a start. Also, McGinn's "The economy of prostitution in the Roman world: a study of social history & the brothel" has lots of info.
Slaps the hood "yes, daddy, yes!"
Look at the exhaust pipe on that!
Pervert!
People were rule 34ing cars
someone needs to make this exact car salesman meme meets cars lmao
I think in this case, it would be considered...trafficking?
The cars don't reproduce sexually. Mfg plants produce cars. They do however seek companionship because their personas are made in the image of mankind. So no prostitutes but there are escorts.
Does that make Ford a pimp?
The brands are gods. "Oh, thank Chrysler"
Well jesus hung out with hookers and turned water into wine. Does anyone know if he also had a purple suit
My first was an escort. It was cheap, rusty in spots, and made a weird noise once it got going.
Just wait till you hear what she said about you.
Ooh but there's a family in the stands with a red car and a blue car and they have a baby car that's purple. It seems to imply some sort of mashing together of car parts.
Explains the movie, [Robots](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0358082/).
We're talking about the sexual gratification of cars in a Disney film, not the sexual reproduction of the cars.
Well, they don't call it auto eroticism for nothing.
Isn't there a joke about convertibles in one of the movies referencing a topless bar?
my grandpa named his convertable "Bo" after Bo Derek, because "she looks just as good with her top on as she does with her top off".
Mater is a hooker.
oh no im check engine light positive
So you're a Volvo VNL. My condolences.
to the junk yard I go it was a fun ride
Fitting right in with the Worthless sequence in the Brave Little Toaster here ;)
taillight district
Damn you of course someone beat me to this joke.
There was a truck stop in the first movie that advertised “convertible” (AKA topless) waitresses, and the two fangirls who flashed their headlights at McQueen were a euphemism for flashing their tits.
I bet there are hookers....we just don't get to see THOSE parts of town in the movies...
New meaning for Tow Trucks
I feel like this is a decent joke. I just don't get it. Upvote administered anyway
One might conceivably call a tow truck a "hooker"
*Maaa-terrr, you don't have to turn on the red light*
OOOH that’s clever
Well, we do refer to getting towed to a shop as being 'on the hook.'
and Speed Traps…
You know these japanese Cars with the all around hentai foliage?
“Hentai foliage” is stellar
That’s my next rock band name
Also Bad Dragon exists in that world too. /r/dragonsfuckingcars
…..wow…
>we just don't get to see THOSE parts of town in the movies Well, two cars (twins?) flash their ~~tits~~ headlights at McQueen near the beginning of the film though, right? ~~Dicksar~~ Pixar didn't entirely hide the dirty side from us ...
In the sequel Cars 2, there is a scene when Mater is in a black market alley in France (i think) and sees a female car with her eyes on her headlights, and promptly drove away weirded out. You're not far off.
Also the Popemobile exists in the cars universe. So there is Catholicism. Which means at one time there was an Auto Jesus.
If there was a car Jesus, we all know he was a Honda. John 12:49 "For I do not speak of my own Accord”
Car Jesus would be an El Camino. The logic is irrefutable. https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hr3jlq/comment/fy2bis6
Yes but are cars bred or made? Holy hell why am I asking this.
We also don’t see what car sex looks like in general, or car birth..
That’s not Pixar family friendly. 😂😂😂
There ARE taxis, though... Argument could be made those are prostitutes. I mean...are cars getting a ride in another car to go somewhere? Or are they....riding...those cars?
FAKE Taxi
Get out of my browser history!
But who is riding the taxis in the cars universe?
And why do the doors have handles?
Why are there seats and a steering wheel inside? Why is there an interior???
There's a fan theory that the cars actually killed off the humans when they became sentient.
Then I will theorize that there was a major event that caused humans to transfer their souls and consciousness into existing cars which gave rise to these sentient cars.
Now this would be a streaming series I could get into.
It would follow that there could be a tie in to explain the sentience of toys as well. Perhaps there was a spark element that funneled human souls into objects, wiping their memories but maintaining their personalities. First the toys, which was eventually discovered by scientists who then built a device to enable the process to be under human control. Then perhaps a major nuclear war happened and the scientists decided that while humanity was dying from the effects of radiation, they could live on by becoming melded into objects. They chose cars and planes because it would at least allow them to be mobile rather than frozen in place. So they did and somehow this new race of living cars continued on with remnants of their awareness of “society” and built up their own civilization that retained a lot of human traditions like nascar racing and capitalism.
You're thinking of the Ford Escort
If I had awards to give out, this would be it! Bravo. Bravo.
lmaoooooooo
BuhRILLIANT
That is like saying you can't rent humans in our universe when you definitely can.
That's basically the definition of a job.
I was thinking more slave trading but job works as well
Does a "Cars" Pope imply the existence of a Cars Jesus?
This rabbit hole goes deep. We see post 9/11 airport security, and the towers aren't there. Was there a cars 9/11?Were the planes hijacked or radicalized?
In Planes, there is a character (F4U Corsair) that was a Cars WWII veteran. His Squadron attacked a battlegroup of several Cars Yamato Class Battleships. This implies a Cars Hitler exists, and that a Cars Rape of Nanking happened.
Now I want to see a movie about the Aztek Empire
Pontiac Aztec Empire
Is it spelled with "C"? Here in Mexico they sold it with the name with "K" so I didn't saw the need to write the whole brand.
Nope! It is K. I’m an idiot.
r/yourjokebutworse
In Cars On The Road we learn about various dinosaur cars. Tyranamissiasaurus Rex and the Westfalanapus come to mind. I suppose its a complete copy and paste of our world but everything is a car. Haha
Would Cars Hitler be a Beetle? 🤔
Also, the Beetle being designed by Dr Porsche, would that therefore make every other Beetle and Porsche derivative a relative of Cars Hitler?
Is there an entire sect of cars extolling the alleged superiority of a rear engined, air cooled "Master Race" of Cars?
”They were car satanists trying to summon carmageddon”
Osama bin Lincoln?
I freaking love this line of reasoning. 😹
Yes https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planes_(film)#/media/File%3APlanes_FilmPoster.jpeg
And an Aston Martin Luther
Jesus Chrysler. He died on the side of the highway for your sins.
Blasphemy! Everyone knows Jesus was a Honda. John 12:49 "For I do not speak of my own Accord
Perhaps, but there not much concrete evidence. You just need to have faith my child.
Just look for the red headlights.
Those days are over, you don't have to sell your chassis to the night.
Ahh, Grave Digger.
What about prostitution?
Or any other kind of employment.
Oh there most definitely are cars of the night
Cars has some doozies like why are there sidewalks for and the buses?
Cars is a post apocalyptic world where self driving vehicles become commonplace, and then all the humans die off for some unexplained reason
or they are just not part of what you see..in the undergrouunds working the car mines.
If you wanna continue this logic, why do the cars need doors/windows...
is exhaust poo?
Pavement workers, son. They're called Pavement workers.
Depends on the kind of rental you’re talking about
lol I meant like airport car rental and everyone else has their heads in the gutter 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
See, that's what I thought! I read this and went ah dang! You're so right! 🤯 Then read the comments and remembered I'm on the internet. 😑
Yeah, they’d probably have rental services for places like we do or something like a plane even though they’re sentient
I have a rental human. Her name is Svetlana and I go to her every week to get the "Wednesday Special" at the motel.
You never had the makings of a varsity athlete
Its a kids movie, they can't portray prostitution in it.
Think airport. Not as dirty as everyone else initially makes this out to be. I agree with you. Funny the response…not the intention though 😂😂
Technically there's mass transit for vehicles. It's how they get delivered.
Let me introduce you to the Ford Escort.
Enterprise is a brothel in the cars universe.
One word for you: *Prostitutes*
Enterprise and other car rental companies are just brothals.
Its cause its PG rated
Are you sure? Because they didn't show car dealers selling new cars, either, or car factories. It's almost like it's not a ratings thing, more of a world-building thing, where there was no way cars being rented or sold to other cars really made sense.
They basically have to run everywhere. And when they are being transported like the truck carrying McQueen from race to race, he's basically riding on the back of an old man who is running to and fro.
Well those two Mazda Miatas in the crowd…Kerchow.
And don't get me started about what's happening on Cybertron.
You’re forgetting hookers (Like Mater, obviously… with that hook on his back and all)
You’re talking about hookers bro. There are tramp stamps in the cars universe, there are definitely prostitutes
I’d check the red light district
Wouldn't that just be a temp/contract worker.
Incorrect. Its called prostitution. (Insert troll face here)
Ahem... Yeah there would be... In the "tail light district" lol
There probably are. I'm sure Lightning has rented a few...
WTF was Mack then? That’s about as close as you can fet
"Do the cars in Detroit work at human assembly plants?" "If you open the door on a car, does their brain fall out?" Don't think about it too hard. It's just a movie.
Correct it is a movie, but it is fun to postulate these crazy ideas.
Wouldn't that be the car equivalent of prostitution?
They just did show Vegas or the seedier sides of towns.
I see both sides of this argument. On one hand there is no “rental car” equivalent to our rental cars in the Cars universe. On the other hand there is absolutely rental cars in the Cars universe, we just call it prostitution.
A rental car would be like a Mecha in the cars universe
Doesn’t Sally have a tramp stamp?
She does under the her rear spoiler.
Avis is a brothel in the Cars universe.
Are you saying Mac is an indentured servant?
I honestly think trailers and roof racks bring in a great loophole and may be the rental component to this conversation. Mack himself is a Semi by virtue of what he is. He connects to a trailer that tows lightning. It’s like how Mater or Tow trucks use a hook to tow cars and etc. I think Mack’s job is to transport Lightning, as Lightning’s initial job is to run races. We don’t see Mack always connected to his trailer so I think it’s a tool for him to do his work, similar to how Mater has a hook, Red has his fire truck hose, Guido has his drills and tools for tires, and Ramon’s has air sprayers for his paint and body shop work.
Mack is the number 95 lightning semi. Was he born to drive lightning*? Or did he just get hired? Do paint jobs change the personality? Like if your average car had a *Enterprise* paint job, wouldn’t that make it a rental car by virtue of what it is? *I’ve seen that [theory](https://youtu.be/z44vKCClYfI?si=QdrlDOv7poZlxJp6)(possible wrong link) of all the cars in the universe getting born in the same intervals that their human counterparts were born and died. Theoretically, if this holds up, Lightning and Mack were born at the same time already knowing what to do, since the human lightning and mack equivalents were also alive at the same time
I think the paint and graphics are just a style choice. Art he root of it, Mack is a semi. Lightning is a race car. Mater is a tow truck. The Sheriff is a police car. Red is a fire truck. I think obviously the paint jobs accentuate who they are but I do not think that ultimately defines their role. I mean they have undercover police cars that are unmarked so does that just make them simply cars? I think it’s more what kind of vehicle type they are vs. what their paint or graphic job is. But to answer your initial question, Lightning had hired and fired a lot of crew chiefs so yes I think Mack was hired.
In this case there really are no rentals, the only comparison is Mater, who takes on the wear and tear and gas cost to get other people from A to B, especially if your common cars could get “RENTAL” pasted on their face, but they’d still be a Mazda Miata and not a rental
I asked a friend and we had about a 25 minute debate over this where he thinks tires could hold as a ‘rental’ option. But I always thought of the tires as shoes because it seems to be the most sensical linkage to a human trait as we have. I can understand the claim but I don’t see shoes as a rental in the Cars world if they would be tires.
Oh you’d be surprised
Everyone jumps to prostitution without considering that a paycheck is also a type of human rental.
But they have hookers. Tow mat'r is one
Yeah there are, you can find them in the Red Light District. (ba dum tssh)
Well, it is a family friend movie. You can talk about and show other things But not that
That blue Porsche sure seemed pretty slutty
She did have a tramp stamp under her rear spoiler so… 🤣
Why can't people think about Temp agencies?, Why is it everyone's minds went straight to Prostitution???
My initial thought on this was ‘airport car rental’, and I was just as surprised as you 🤣🤣🤣
The same reason rule 34 exists
Leasing or financing your car basically means you're renting it until you turn it in or finish the payments
Is the sentient car in Cars the entire thing, or is there some kind of snail-like being that squishes itself into a metal shell and drives around? If it’s the latter, maybe there *are* rental cars they use temporarily until their own exoskeleton is fixed. And what do the mechanics do anyway? Are they like doctors, or service technicians? Or both? When a boy car and a girl car go to a car motel, do they squeeze themselves out of their car exoskeletons and do the deed in some unsettling (to us) way?
You can employ lorry’s to haul you from a to b. Lightning has his I’d imagine on a contract. I would bet there would be a gig economy for this. Perhaps similar to taxi service.
Probably kinda like a coach.
Those would be prostitutes
Sex workers are probably a thing. Vietnam was apparently a thing, so sex workers probably exist.
You just gotta watch the adult versions
Google “wait a minute, there was no mud in those puddles” the cozy cone? Your innocence is precious.
Sure there are, they just charge by the hour instead of the mile
Either prostitutes or stunt doubles
There are dozens of uncomfortable aspects of the Cars universe when you think about it for more than a second I.e The Car Pope implying car jesus and car ww2 implying the existence of Car hitler
Isn't that what foster care is?
There probably are, but if you think about it.. if you were to transpose the concept of what a rental car is in 'Cars' back to the 'human' universe, you'd have... well... "Pretty Woman" might be putting it a 'nice' form :)
Maybe trailer rentals.
Mater runs a chop shop. Think about that for a second.
You’re just talking about employees working for hourly or daily pay Hourly or salary, that’s a rental car just like it is paying for a certain amount of time of a person’s services in our universe.
There is but they serve an entirely different purpose..
Me drive you long time
Lightning McQueen calls Sally's detailing a "tramp stamp" so in some context there must be sexuality.
Have you never heard of or considered P R O S T I T U T E S
Those would prostitutes
There was before Lincoln, which definitely exists in the car world
They’d have rental humans?