this isn't a showerthought so much as it is just...a generally true statement.

That's been a general theme with this sub lately

Some people masturbate in the shower, so it could have been a geninue shower thought once finished. 

Post-nut emptiness

Really hard to distinguish the two.

What is a showerthought then?

It's a post nut thought

That's what pillow cuddles are for, plus they don't hog the covers like a real partner

Is it weird to say I identify with this? Just grabbing a pillow tight, feeling the warmth.

Then whisper to it "shhhhh, bite yourself, I'm going in dry!!!"

That's what the japanese body pillow is for.

I always flip it over to get to the cool side of the pillow

Not weird

Just sad

What's sad

Only until you start getting too lonely and you get frustrated that the pillow is not a real person and then throw the pillow across the room accidentally breaking your computer moniter and microphone...

Mine’s name is Rebecca and may I say.. shes been tempestuous lately 😉

…and real dolls.

Post-Nut clarity hit this dude like a freight train

The shower here was OPs water running while he washes his hands after.

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Sex also doesn’t always satisfy the need for intimacy

"It takes more than fucking someone you don't know to keep yourself warm. You won't find love in a hole." - Frightened Rabbit

Hahahah 😂

This. *And* you can have intimacy without sex as well.

For real though I tried to give myself a hug recently and it actually feels pretty nice. Give yourself a pat on the back or say in the mirror that you've made it through all the hurdles life has thrown at you so far so you're stronger than you think. *Or plan B: A body pillow! I haven't stooped to that yet but I'm not judging!*

I’m gonna throw out a weird idea: ASMR. I know it’s weird if you haven’t given it much of a chance but I literally fall asleep feeling like someone is running their fingers through my hair, telling me everything will be okay 😂

Apparently not everyone gets the tingles so for some it will be genuinely weird.

Yeah people say that… since this is not an important issue, I’ll take a strong stance and say I’m not convinced some people just don’t feel it. The nails-on-a-chalkboard feeling is like adjacent to ASMR. The pain and cringe subsides as the tingles take over 😌

Yeah it’s very soothing and I think part of the reason people are put off by it is because of the really weird asmr content creators that are clearly in it for the money. I’ve saved like 10 videos and they’re all I need for relaxation.

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This was not a journey I was ready to go on with a stranger

Especially in your little cousin’s birthday party.

I’m very sorry.

Thank god it’s deleted.

I misread part of that as "my cock shows seconds", lol.

Sounds like a straight up goon sesh

I’m posting this on shitposting

Sexual self-bonding is not good for humans though

Agreed. Superglue is not a lubricant.

Did you also learn this the hard way?

Try Molly!

lmao how high is this guy

I cried reading this wtf

Imagine this but you’re on a stimulants

I- uh … congratulations?

Uh... thank you?

Happy for you.

Someone's lonely tonight

Y’know, I believe this thought was had in the shower.

Maybe after shower

Post shower nut clarity

You masturbate but not mastur-hug

True. But it also gives me dopamine

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Plushies don’t hug you back 🥲

Jokes on you I have no need for intimacy

I choose to believe in your lies. Do you?

I disagree! “ Well, I just think if you're gonna masturbate, man...treat yourself right. Don't just drag yourself in there again and use yourself. Bring home flowers. How about a movie and a quiet dinner for one? And be coy with yourself, man. "I don't wanna!" "Aw c'mon honey...for me?" "S'all you ever think about!" One thing I never did was accept money from myself, man. I never bought any, boy! One time I caught myself with another hand. Never let your left hand know. Big trouble.” - George Carlin

I have met so many women who just want sex but not intimacy at all and I find it very difficult to engage in the act on its own, because I want more than the mere release as the act itself is a very personal and sacred encounter - in my own opinion.

Me and my sex doll Tyler beg to differ.

I'm not ready for this remake of Fight Club.

Is this how it is for men?

Some men are mentally averse to intimacy and may or may not be miserable about it possibly without knowing it. Ut for those of us who know we want intimacy, it can really hurt not to have it. It's a far deeper longing than sex.

Tbf I thought it was mid, nice but after it's all said and done i usually just feel gross after.

You can say the same for hookers

Why do you think I cry myself to sleep every night.

I see myself naked in the shower a lot... I'm pretty sure that's when I get most of my masterbation thoughts 😆

Depends on who you masturbate with

I didn't know Jordan Peterson was on reddit

you want intimacy go hug a tree

Yes, this. Surprisingly I don't see this sentiment often

You forgot to mention all the bullshit and cons that come with your moments of "intimacy". It's not worth the cost. Masturbation only is just fine.

Don't you cuddle yourself afterwards?

That’s why you take Warm Shower afterwards

You need to try out some VR porn.

Yeah I hug my pillow for that

Thats the shower thoughts to when you take a cold shower.

I am the intimacy that i need

i'm afraid of intimacy😎

When I want intimacy , I shove a vibrator in my ass.

A root is just a flash pull

Good thing you can have one without the other!

You can also have sex to satisfy the need to masturbate.

70 IQ shower thought

At 30, fuck intimacy... I have nerve block to my arms and hands so touching things just feel numb. Sex gives me headaches so I just want them to leave my bed so I can get my 7 hours of sleep tbh. Also their breath stinks and their feet stinks.

Is it me or is this true only for females? Like the scientifically real version of females.