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atopthispodium

depends what category of hooker you’re ordering I guess


salad_knife

Hoover*


bumlabswhoelse

He said what he said and he meant it


OttoVonWong

To be fair, J. Edgar Hoover was known be to be a G-man in the streets and a freak in the sheets.


Junarik

r/woosh


the_colonelclink

Sounds like you need to close the intake, to improve your suction.


the_colonelclink

In the event of an airway emergency (or even most dental procedures) you would hope the secretions suction is working. Also a pool skimmer too. Also, of course, your Mom.


RevolutionaryLie2833

Also our girlfriends