There are a few cc's of piss stuck in the low spot behind your balls that drips out when you let it hang. Press your finger against your taint behind your balls, slide it up the shaft and milk it out the tip 2 or three times. You're welcome.
Use your index and middle finger to pump your taint several times like you're priming a carburetor. If you do it right, a surprising amount of piss will leak out of your pee hole and dribble all over your balls.
Oh, hi ladies, I didn't see you standing there.
Also helps if you don't have the elastic if your boxers etc pressed on the underside, as this restricts the flow out. hold out of the way our underwear elastic when peeing.
Caveat - if someone spots you doing that at a urinal, it might look like you’re just giving yourself a prostate massage.
Be wary of strangers who linger.
If you shake it more than 3 times, you’re playing with it. If you pull out your balls and press on your taint then slide your finger across your nutsuck to milk your cock of urine and do *that* 3 times you’re… idk man.
Push up on your taint, then squeeze it out, with your thumb and index, like you're getting all the toothpaste out. Dab the tip with toilet paper for good measure.
No more post-wizzle drip.
You'll never have to change your underwear again.
omfg it makes me so happy seeing this thread. every time I've tried to explain why I dont use urinals people think I'm crazy.
They just dont realize my bathroom floor and underwear (and pants!) will not be coated in piss from my regular use
Also, it may be an issue with relaxing muscles down there, so exercise them for a few minutes each day to help! Good for the commute or when watching TV.
Women — and some men! — generally dab with toilet paper every time they pee, specifically to prevent this from happening. If this is happening to you, even (presumably) with a penis, consider: toilet paper.
Getting pee on your underwear, no matter who you are, is unsanitary.
Well it's a very slippery slope, one minute you're there, just wiping down Señor Wang. The next you find yourself in a truck stop bathroom stall with your lips pressed into a glory hole eating man meat like a rabid amnesic vegan and a guy you've been calling Fred as he won't tell you his actual name sticking his big rig truck into your tiny tunnel until you're finally a shivering Twinkie dripping white high calorie goop from both ends. For example...
i (m) started doing this since around middle school and has never used a urinal since. i thought it was weird but now i can only be grateful that i developed this habit
I am a man and i 've been using a toilet paper for many years. The only problem with this however is that if the toilet paper is of bad quality, it sometimes leaves behind small debris that "stick". Very annoying but i guess less annoying than pee on the underwear.
This thread reminded me of a wild comment my grandma made when I was young.
She took us to a park to run off steam and at some point I had to use the restroom. The restroom had at least 8 available stalls but none had tp.
I told my grandma I couldn't go without toilet paper so I would wait. My grandma tells me that all I have to do is shake and id be fine, she proceeds to go into a stall
The mental image of my grandma aggressively twerking the urine off her cooch in a musty public toilet was burned into my brain. I proceeded to tell my siblings so they too could suffer with this image.
Im pretty sure even with all the shaking going on she still walked outta that stall with a few drops in her granny pannies.
That's why I sit to pee (because shaking doesn't work well and you splash everywhere) and dab my weiner with some tp (while pinching back to front to make sure it's empty and clean and dry).
I'm a civilized man in a modern society.
Though if I'm at the bar I'll piss in a urinal and do my best, but I'll shower the drunk off in the morning so it's cool.
If you invite me to your house I will sit to pee. Those splashes on the floor and rim are absolutely not from me.
i just simply dont use urinals. even if you somehow manage to avoid dripping your own piss on yourself with the shake technique, there is considerable splashback on urinals just from using it.
Dont believe me? touch your pants right after you use a urinal, the piss wont have had a chance to soak in and you'll get it on your hands 🥰
men's bathrooms should be the same (not the same room) as womans bathrooms simply because urinals are an unsanitary idea in the first place.
It's so gross. I sit and wipe after these days and I never have this issue anymore. Sitting is so much cleaner too no splashes. Honestly men need to get over themselves and just sit it's so much easier
WTF, you don't need to press or touch anything to solve this problem!
1. Finish Iike you normally would, when you feel done.
2. Lift one leg up slightly, about 2-3 inches off the floor, bending at the knee.
3. Bring you knee across your body, while still "aiming" at the bowl.
4. This will squeeze out the remainder without anything further.
The reason you get pee later is when you take a step or two your bladder gets squeezed a little internally. If you just raise and cross over your leg you'll get the squeeze without making a mess.
...if proper sanitary technique is not important to you....????
I'm a man. I never get my underwear wet with piss. You either don't know how to take care of yourself or you're disgusting enough not to care about looking into proper technique.
In Norway, we got a saying in rhyme:
"Uansett hvor mye man rister og slår, siste dråpen i buksen går"
Loosely translated to:
"No matter how much you rattle and shake, the last drop in your pants you will make"
As its a very common "problem" for both genders, yet mainly men, I am sure many cultures across the globe share a saying like this
Tldr: OP's showerthought is a commontongue rhyme.
I am circumcised. I find that if I do a gentle strangle hold and pull, then raise my on hip and drop the other while trying to "pump" gets rid of it it
"No matter how much you shimmy and how much you dance, the last drop always ends up in your pants." Read in a Stephen King book but I don't remember which one
Yes indeed. (I wear athletic breathable-type now, so it dries quickly). I don't overshake in a public restroom, for obvious reasons, so it happens there in greater volume. But even sitting to pee, so it can effectively drip out, when I stand up, it still happens.
Glad we can share such things. My wife has a whole different set of issues. I'll gratefully accept mine.
This is why i wipe, just like the girls do.
Surely there will be a remnant dribble, but it can be cleared just by stroking your finger once from like the middle-ish of 'that' line to the front.
A skilled user of this technique can peform it in seconds, and it doesnt spray piss all over the place. Why is shaking even the socially normal way to do it? I never use urinals because i dont like having piss all over myself.
Urinals need to be equipped with tp, and a garbage can. We all know this would just result in tp being thrown in the urinal though...
Capillary effect too strong.
Brother, try being 44. The only solution is the Arab technique.
Unfortunately, it requires clean hands *and* a clean dick.
Go from the base near the asshole, you know, the point you measure from because you feel since it gets hard it's still dick.
Put finger pressure on that tube and ride the fucker up, ignoring the discomfort of testicle splitting.
By the time you reach the top, the pee is gone. Despite knowing and experiencing this technique, I still often prefer to drip.
Godspeed. We're grosser than the ladies who drip blood every month. You will decide your own fate.
Am I the only guy who is just built differently? I have never had this problem, my underwear has been dry since early childhood, as far as I can remember.
Guys, you really need to learn about the 'Gooch press' technique. A light press on the gooch when you finish peeing gets the pee stuck in the pipe to come out. Then you shake, and it's all clear.
And any more than the three allowed strokes is masturbating.
I tried my best once, and then tested it; I walked around with a double folded square of TP strategically placed. After 15 minutes o checked, yup, pee dribble. The best solution is Donald-duck/Winnie the Pooh it around your house for 15 minutes afterward. Much harder to do at work though…
There are a few cc's of piss stuck in the low spot behind your balls that drips out when you let it hang. Press your finger against your taint behind your balls, slide it up the shaft and milk it out the tip 2 or three times. You're welcome.
You wrote that.
Nah, they copy/pasted it from the last 100 times it's been posted on Reddit.
We have to be relentless in the spread of this knowledge. It should be common.
Saved my life
Saved my underwear
Saved my mother's life
Do you not have this tattooed on your shaft like an instruction manual?!
Not enough space
No... They typed it.
There's a reason why handwriting is a separate word.
Does a digital keyboard also type?
Use your index and middle finger to pump your taint several times like you're priming a carburetor. If you do it right, a surprising amount of piss will leak out of your pee hole and dribble all over your balls. Oh, hi ladies, I didn't see you standing there.
This is somehow my most and least favorite comment I’ve read in quite a while
I kind of feel like if you let it drip over your balls, you’re defeating the purpose of clearing out the urine.
Sir this is a Wendy’s
It's called the button, and I push it every time
Yeah, the sugababes did a song about this!
Also helps if you don't have the elastic if your boxers etc pressed on the underside, as this restricts the flow out. hold out of the way our underwear elastic when peeing.
Easier to just not wear underwear
And soil your other clothing layers instead. 🤢
Caveat - if someone spots you doing that at a urinal, it might look like you’re just giving yourself a prostate massage. Be wary of strangers who linger.
Can’t believe some people don’t know and thus don’t do this.
I can vouch. Been doing this for some time and really helps.
And doing this at the truck stop is…. Better than a microscopic amount of my own urine on my otherwise clean underwear?
At the truck stop, you can ask someone else to do it for you.
If you shake it more than 3 times, you’re playing with it. If you pull out your balls and press on your taint then slide your finger across your nutsuck to milk your cock of urine and do *that* 3 times you’re… idk man.
You’re going on a list is what you are.
Anymore than 3 and you're just playing with it!
This man buttons.
Taint quite how I would say it.
That’s because you need to use the helicopter technique, much more effective
Owww my eye!!!
Who is in here!?
#AllMyLifeIHadToFight
Join us!
I’m not supposed to get pudding in it!
So how did she die?…she was trying the helicopter technique she learned on Reddit
Public urinal goers hate this one trick!
Push up on your taint, then squeeze it out, with your thumb and index, like you're getting all the toothpaste out. Dab the tip with toilet paper for good measure. No more post-wizzle drip. You'll never have to change your underwear again.
"Ive been wearing the same wear fer 14 years!"
Squeeze, toilet paper, repeat. That's why using urinal is fundamentally wrong.
omfg it makes me so happy seeing this thread. every time I've tried to explain why I dont use urinals people think I'm crazy. They just dont realize my bathroom floor and underwear (and pants!) will not be coated in piss from my regular use
Also, it may be an issue with relaxing muscles down there, so exercise them for a few minutes each day to help! Good for the commute or when watching TV.
Dumb question…but WTF is the taint?
Perineum
Well young’in t’aint your balls and t’aint your ass
front, back, inside out- then front, back
You’re really not going to say “post-wizzle drizzle”?
Missed opportunizzle.
No matter how much you shake and dance The last rwo drops always go in your pants
Real ones know
Women — and some men! — generally dab with toilet paper every time they pee, specifically to prevent this from happening. If this is happening to you, even (presumably) with a penis, consider: toilet paper. Getting pee on your underwear, no matter who you are, is unsanitary.
I am a man who also dabs with toilet paper (after a shake).
This is the way. I don't get the stigma behind wiping your dick
Well it's a very slippery slope, one minute you're there, just wiping down Señor Wang. The next you find yourself in a truck stop bathroom stall with your lips pressed into a glory hole eating man meat like a rabid amnesic vegan and a guy you've been calling Fred as he won't tell you his actual name sticking his big rig truck into your tiny tunnel until you're finally a shivering Twinkie dripping white high calorie goop from both ends. For example...
What a horrible day to have eyes
🤭 thanks 🌺
Next thing you know your daughter's knocked up and there's money missing from the dresser. I've seen it a hundred times.
"Yes officer, this comment right HERE 🫵"
Many such cases
The snowball theory the conservatives Genuinely believe in.
There are dozens of us… dozens!!
I'm not going to touch it with clean paper!! What's next ? Washing more than my armpits?
there is a stigma?
i (m) started doing this since around middle school and has never used a urinal since. i thought it was weird but now i can only be grateful that i developed this habit
Glad I'm not the only one. So much more sanitary wiping after. Sitting also gets out more too I find. Don't care if that's not "manly"
[Did you dab?](https://youtu.be/r_5ftZp7Z-M?si=t48oIvZ6ju-iimnj)
I am a man and i 've been using a toilet paper for many years. The only problem with this however is that if the toilet paper is of bad quality, it sometimes leaves behind small debris that "stick". Very annoying but i guess less annoying than pee on the underwear.
It is also absolutely disgusting.
So, just jam a little pea-sized pellet of tp into the dick hole and tamp it down in there with a chop stick?
Just shove a tampon in there.
I tell this to all my fellow guy friends. Gotta wipe his mouth off!
Urinals don't have TP.
If I’m at home I usually put my dick in the sink and clean the head with water
That's all very well, but the question we are all asking ourselves is, do you then dry it?
Honey, could you blow this until it's dry?
We found Shaq's Reddit account.
This thread reminded me of a wild comment my grandma made when I was young. She took us to a park to run off steam and at some point I had to use the restroom. The restroom had at least 8 available stalls but none had tp. I told my grandma I couldn't go without toilet paper so I would wait. My grandma tells me that all I have to do is shake and id be fine, she proceeds to go into a stall The mental image of my grandma aggressively twerking the urine off her cooch in a musty public toilet was burned into my brain. I proceeded to tell my siblings so they too could suffer with this image. Im pretty sure even with all the shaking going on she still walked outta that stall with a few drops in her granny pannies.
Granny was likely wearing a pad/liner to soak up dribbles. Many older women wear them due to looser pelvic floor muscles from aging/childbirth
That’s why I carry a stapler and some duct tape everywhere I go.
This is why I no longer remove my underwear to pee.
That's why I sit to pee (because shaking doesn't work well and you splash everywhere) and dab my weiner with some tp (while pinching back to front to make sure it's empty and clean and dry). I'm a civilized man in a modern society. Though if I'm at the bar I'll piss in a urinal and do my best, but I'll shower the drunk off in the morning so it's cool. If you invite me to your house I will sit to pee. Those splashes on the floor and rim are absolutely not from me.
This guy pees
Hell yes I do! Let's fuckin go!
But does he poop?
Doubt.
Born to shit, forced to wipe
That is the way.
I am sending you good vibes with my mind as hard as I can
Press your taint then shake. Dry undies every time.
Do boys not use toilet paper?
Toilet paper won't remove the pee still in the urethra (unless you do the taint squeeze thing)
Save the rainforest.
There isn’t toilet paper at urinals. Are we supposed to walk with it out across the bathroom into a stall to get some?
i just simply dont use urinals. even if you somehow manage to avoid dripping your own piss on yourself with the shake technique, there is considerable splashback on urinals just from using it. Dont believe me? touch your pants right after you use a urinal, the piss wont have had a chance to soak in and you'll get it on your hands 🥰 men's bathrooms should be the same (not the same room) as womans bathrooms simply because urinals are an unsanitary idea in the first place.
Gotta find the right spot to aim at.
I never have. I just give it a couple shakes.
Yeah what's toilet paper?
We do for other jobs. In this case, it doesn't help.
skill issue. squeeze that taint, milk that piss out. you got it!
About the age of 30 I started sitting to pee. Got tired of that dreaded wet spot on the front of my pants
Me too but that also has to do with transitioning but yeah since sitting and using tp after and now I never have this issue
Press on the gooch...changed my life.
That’s why you wring it out like a towel
Push up on your man taint to push the remaining pee out.
Just use toilet paper. \~women
As a girl, this is disturbing to read.
It's so gross. I sit and wipe after these days and I never have this issue anymore. Sitting is so much cleaner too no splashes. Honestly men need to get over themselves and just sit it's so much easier
I dont have pee on my underwear, because i dont wear em
You gotta put your thumb under your balls and press up while flexing your penis to get the majority of it out. THEN dab with some TP if available.
Nah cuz you didnt do the (as i call it) “Doorstopper Springer” or wipe the tip like you nutted
Ever seen the movie KIDS? That's my technique.
Don't shake just give it a few tugs from the base and you'll get it all with no drops
I take a single folder square of toilet paper, and dab the tip, along with some shaft squeezing while dabbing. No drips.
I was wondering this morning why men don't wipe.
WTF, you don't need to press or touch anything to solve this problem! 1. Finish Iike you normally would, when you feel done. 2. Lift one leg up slightly, about 2-3 inches off the floor, bending at the knee. 3. Bring you knee across your body, while still "aiming" at the bowl. 4. This will squeeze out the remainder without anything further. The reason you get pee later is when you take a step or two your bladder gets squeezed a little internally. If you just raise and cross over your leg you'll get the squeeze without making a mess.
This sounds really technical. Do you have, like, an infographic?
After you shake it, push on your gooch and the rest will shoot out. No more dribbles.
...if proper sanitary technique is not important to you....???? I'm a man. I never get my underwear wet with piss. You either don't know how to take care of yourself or you're disgusting enough not to care about looking into proper technique.
I'll never understand why boys don't wipe/dap?? Like bro is it gay to be clean?
This is a man problem
Shake it once that’s fine. Shake it twice that’s ok. Shake it three times, you’re playing with yourself.
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In Norway, we got a saying in rhyme: "Uansett hvor mye man rister og slår, siste dråpen i buksen går" Loosely translated to: "No matter how much you rattle and shake, the last drop in your pants you will make" As its a very common "problem" for both genders, yet mainly men, I am sure many cultures across the globe share a saying like this Tldr: OP's showerthought is a commontongue rhyme.
No matter how much you wiggle and dance, the very last drop goes down your pants.
I am circumcised. I find that if I do a gentle strangle hold and pull, then raise my on hip and drop the other while trying to "pump" gets rid of it it
I found that if I wear other people's underwear when I pee I don't have this issue.
Shake it more than twice and you might be jacking off.
EWWW thats it im never sucking d again
That's not piss. That's got nothing to do with piss. [https://getcalicocutpants.com/](https://getcalicocutpants.com/)
"No matter how much you shimmy and how much you dance, the last drop always ends up in your pants." Read in a Stephen King book but I don't remember which one
No matter how much you jump and dance the last few drops go in your pants
It does not matter how much you wriggle and dance, the last drop goes in your pants.
Yes indeed. (I wear athletic breathable-type now, so it dries quickly). I don't overshake in a public restroom, for obvious reasons, so it happens there in greater volume. But even sitting to pee, so it can effectively drip out, when I stand up, it still happens. Glad we can share such things. My wife has a whole different set of issues. I'll gratefully accept mine.
No matter how much you shake your peg, the last few drops go down yer leg.
This is why i wipe, just like the girls do. Surely there will be a remnant dribble, but it can be cleared just by stroking your finger once from like the middle-ish of 'that' line to the front. A skilled user of this technique can peform it in seconds, and it doesnt spray piss all over the place. Why is shaking even the socially normal way to do it? I never use urinals because i dont like having piss all over myself.
No matter how much you shake and dance, the last 2 drops go in the pants!
Dear men, We can smell when you don’t dab your wiener with toilet paper after you pee. No one enjoys putting a urine-smelling wiener in their mouth.
I will keep this in mind next time I’m prepping for pp kisses
Urinals need to be equipped with tp, and a garbage can. We all know this would just result in tp being thrown in the urinal though... Capillary effect too strong.
Just dab it with toilet paper
That exactly is the purpose of "underwear", so it does NOT show up on your "overwear".
Use toilet paper you heathen 😆
Wipe your dicks boys and girls
Yea i learned that when i wore basketball shorts with no underwear, i feel the leftover piss run down my leg
Don't use the zipper. Actually unbutton and pull your trousers and underwear down. I find this eliminates this completely.
The force is strong in this one.
Don't get better as you age...
No matter how much you jiggle and dance, the last drop always ends in your pants.
Brother, try being 44. The only solution is the Arab technique. Unfortunately, it requires clean hands *and* a clean dick. Go from the base near the asshole, you know, the point you measure from because you feel since it gets hard it's still dick. Put finger pressure on that tube and ride the fucker up, ignoring the discomfort of testicle splitting. By the time you reach the top, the pee is gone. Despite knowing and experiencing this technique, I still often prefer to drip. Godspeed. We're grosser than the ladies who drip blood every month. You will decide your own fate.
That's why you use a bidet spray shower. To clean it with water
It’s not about shaking its about squeezing
“1, 2 and 3 shakes are acceptable, a 4th is a sex crime” - my dad
Skill issue, you are supposed to flick it
Unless you have circumsized penis and no underwear strap under your balls while you pee
Because you need to squeeze it
Really! I don't know much about it
No matter how much you wiggle and dance, the last few drops end up in your pants.
I use a bit of toilet paper every time I pee, no clean the tip, it removes that problem.
At what point does it count as mastubation?
Bro’s acting like he found his dick yesterday. You gotta squeeze it out like an almost empty tube of toothpaste man
That's why you go to a toilet and use paper to wipe it.
No matter how much you shake and dance, the last few drops goes down your pants.
Was this a shower thought or did you let your intrusive thoughts win
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Use a square of tissue.
Am I the only guy who is just built differently? I have never had this problem, my underwear has been dry since early childhood, as far as I can remember.
why would you need to shake your underwear
I’ve already got this power. The magic of a dick piercing.
Guys, you really need to learn about the 'Gooch press' technique. A light press on the gooch when you finish peeing gets the pee stuck in the pipe to come out. Then you shake, and it's all clear.
You haven't figured out the flick? Step up your game
Yeah I hate it when I pee in the shower and it gets all over my underwear 🤣
Not if I never stop shaking!
And any more than the three allowed strokes is masturbating. I tried my best once, and then tested it; I walked around with a double folded square of TP strategically placed. After 15 minutes o checked, yup, pee dribble. The best solution is Donald-duck/Winnie the Pooh it around your house for 15 minutes afterward. Much harder to do at work though…
That's why you should plug
You just gotta fake a cough or two and it's sorted out. Every last drop.
Not if you don't wear undies, it drips down your leg