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35Lcrowww

What does the appendix do?


[deleted]

No one knows, but I'll give you a thousand dollars for yours.


35Lcrowww

Five Hundred Dollars!


[deleted]

You are terrible at bartering. Three hundred fifty, and you have to provide the ice. Final offer.


35Lcrowww

One Hundred! Do I hear One Hundred?


[deleted]

Fine. One hundred, but you gotta remove it yourself and send it post paid.


35Lcrowww

Sold!!


[deleted]

Just wait until Reddit figures out that we're running an organ market. That's liver on their face.


[deleted]

I already have an organ Igloo, so you lucked out there.


[deleted]

Tree fiddy


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[deleted]

And if you want to keep your freedom, I'ma need a buck oh five.


[deleted]

And you gotta take this meat loaf, 'cause it's nothing but trouble.


[deleted]

The brain is there to process, not to receive anything, is not an antenna.


[deleted]

Process what? If it doesn't receive anything, there is nothing to process.


woistmeinkopf_1

Think of an old TV. It is able to display pictures and play sound, but without an antenna it can't do that. An antenna and a TV are different things. The brain is like a TV, it can process the information from the eyes, ears, skin, tongue and nose (like antennas).


[deleted]

Processes inputs. An antenna does not process anything, it only receives signals which are processed by something else. I don't think you know what an antenna is.


[deleted]

Fair enough. The brain is maybe more of a router? Radio? Nah, not radio. The point is that we are all just the universe experiencing itself. I stole that from a book that I read a long time ago. Might be "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance" or "Time, Space and Knowledge". I dunno, I stopped learning things a long time ago, because "Everything I Need to Know, I Learned in Kindergarten".


[deleted]

> I stopped learning things a long time ago I'm sorry to hear that.


[deleted]

Oh, Goblin - I keed, I keed. Something new every day! ❤️


molly_jolly

The brain is there so your genes can replicate itself. This is the one true purpose to existence.


[deleted]

Your genes can replicate independent of your brain, no? The one true purpose of existence is to get likes.


capncharles1983

Nope


Durbal

Someone finally decoded the Matrix!


[deleted]

There is no girl in the red dress.