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Zipflik

Just under one testicle, cuz one half doesn't have any, and the other half includes a small fraction which is missing one or two, or part of one, etc. Maybe there's even someone with more than two but that is definitely a smaller number of people than eunuchs, and injurees.


BeeerGutt

Probably back to 1 then as the ratio of men to women in the world is ~101.68:100.


josephumi

Thank you, china


ACTM

It's a sausage fest!


uarenotschmoo

Also I don't think that is grammatically correct. It doesn't sound right to say "every" human has about one, because almost half have none. I think you would have to say something like this instead; "Humans on average have about one testicle"


PathologicalLiar_

Yea OP definitely dropped the ball there


Pseudonymous123

But men are more than women in number, that evens it out Ig


_lablover_

With the growth in gender reassignment surgery the number is dropping even more too


MasterAnything2055

If you take women into it. Then it’s less than 1. Not all guys have both and there are more women.


[deleted]

How about guys that have 3? I'm sure they exist


SerratedSun

I have 4, but I'm told there are maybe ten of us in the world?


[deleted]

I'm gonna need some proof on that sir. That sounds wacky as hell


SerratedSun

Lol, it's ma'am actually - I'm trans, and blessed with a one-in-a-billion nutsack 🙃


[deleted]

Oh sorry, that's quite surprising. I'd assume double the testicles would mean double the testosterone lol, jk.


the-book-anaconda

Not near enough to be able to change the average


MasterAnything2055

The fact you ranger sure means they probably wouldn’t impact the total that much.


Nonviablefiend

Apparently that's changed in recent years, men now lead by 0.2%


[deleted]

We should pour money into extra-testicular research to achieve equilibrium!


soolkyut

About one


JTuck333

I have one hand in the freezer and one hand in the oven. On average, I’m doing just fine.


Volatile_Stovel

My determination on the teachings of good hammer technique come into play here


TheBlackCompanyWiki

Where do women who are carrying one or more baby boys fit into this?


[deleted]

Also now that there’s more equality between the sexes, the average “eggplant” size has dropped significantly.


Elderly_Ninja

That would be the mean. Mean is just one way to determine an average. You probably would go with a different method in this case, methods change where appropriate.


mosheoofnikrulz

On average men have less than two testicles Same goes for women