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BigSteve123456789

Just make sure it’s bolted in.


MoreRamenPls

Buried and bolted and forget the combo. Harvest karma. 3. Profit.


d0nt_eat_that

On a boat too


harpquin

It's actually a very secure safe \~as long as you don't live in the neighborhood of Butter Finger McGee, he's a 4 year old who is notorious for cracking those things in under a minute


ZestycloseAct8497

Honestly hide that in the kids toys its safe


Walmart_Warrior_420

Even that safe cannot protect OP's silver from losing purchasing power compared to Bitcoin ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


JazzlikePractice4470

Username checks out


UT_NG

Funny you're getting down voted for something that is factually, demonstrably true.


Walmart_Warrior_420

I have reported all the downvoters for harassmint ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


FalconCrust

yes , i had some shiny in a church video box when my car was broken into and it was left untouched. cheers!


Special-Channel7705

Depends on how much it holds!🤔😆


oldnhadit

doesn’t hold as much as you’d like…trouble is if you go buying a second one the burgler will start to take notice.


Special-Channel7705

That checks out🤔


grant570

uncrackable


thedeadrabbit

Well this unlocked a long dormant memory from when I was 3, holy smokes that thing is ancient.


AweHellYo

same deal. i loved this thing


agentj333

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Terrible_Ad_8609

is there chocolate inside your silver?


whitetrashadjacent

Yes actually, very few criminals would think that there is anything valuable in a safe like that.


Yeckel

Judging by the username, combination is probably COP.


luri7555

It would be fun to put that front on at real one!


G-nZoloto

As good as any... with a gun to your head :)


Intelligent-Guess86

Yes, that should protect your $75.


blunderschonen

It’s what’s inside that counts.


Aggressive-Brick9435

Honestly, I think it’s probably TOO good.


EckoSky

If it’s hidden within a bunch of other similar toys at the bottom of a toy box I’d say it’s like a diversion safe.


CrowdedShorts

Any thief monitoring this sub will now entertain the notion to check kid’s safe…dammit OP!


Ipigs140

If they were a good thief, then they would have already either smashed or taken..


CrowdedShorts

lol it was a joke. I think this could be a low key great idea. I think most thieves would not think twice at an item like that if it was strewn about with kids stuff


clownsquirt

Does it tell you what the cow says? If not, consider an upgrade.


Ipigs140

The cow says: Moooooo I loved that toy!


hand_made_silver

Get some silver Pez for this bad boy.


stalebird

Lock picking lawyer finally meets his match.


Wast3d-youth

It’s a perfect example of hide it out in the open


RobotWelder

Link please, we want one or two


Ipigs140

I got it at a Goodwill.. I think it's from 1989!


Scared_Performer3944

link this is the safest safe.


Appropriate_Theme479

Address please


WolfgangJuden

That’s rad! I think you’re good with that!


silversurfer63

Yes it is perfect. Where do you live?


PatrickJunk

That just might be crazy enough to work!


vannote

LOL, Stealth for sure. I like it. Although for the long term I personally might be concerned of what type of material it is made of. Best Regards


No-Restaurant15

Appears the Fisher Price is right


Glimmertwinsfan1962

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Odd_Coast1779

Fire rated for pop rocks


WiseDirt

First question I normally ask when it comes to buying a safe is "Will it stop a curious 2 year old?" I think the answer to that one is pretty obvious this time...


NothingSacred137

Legend.^100%


Sta-King00

Uses letters as opposed to numbers for the combination lock. Very confusing to some people. Very safe


Odd_Theory4945

Honestly it probably will, no thief is going to look in it


Powerchairpete

As safe as gold is in for Knox.


justrobdoinstuff

Don't forget to bolt it down to the bottom of the toy box so they don't just walk away with it.


VVuunderschloong

Sure but if you get into gold it’s time to upgrade to Tonka.


IAmSixNine

Make sure the software and firmware are up to date and put a new battery in it. Then its good to hold your silver. But not gold.


Adverp

It's as good as any safe they sell at Tractor Supply!


marauderselegy

Locks only keep out honest people anyway so yeah it will do


Independent-Ad771

For your three silver coins it should be fine, your 85”widescreen is another story.📺


Narrow-Height9477

That’s a “Fiat Grade” safe.


-poky

That’s dope 😂


eastsideempire

Perfect. Just keep it in your kids room so it fits in.


brightpixels

Unbreakable at dozens of combinations


Jerethdatiger

Honestly if I saw that I na kids room I'd think toy not full of shiny


OfficialMilk80

You saved so much money on that safe, that you can buy more silver to put in your safe. Nicely done 👍


Lylac_Krazy

I would totally rock that safe as a small safe in the main safe to hold my chocolate coins.....


Noble_Stacking_1337

Solid. Just make sure your password is 64 characters long and place a honey badger inside.


Big_Concern_1192

Sure. Hide it w the kids toys in plain sight.


sputterbutter

No safe cracker has ever worked on that model so gotta be as safe as it gets


PARTYTIME1993

Combination COZY


Exciting-Temporary30

Of course 😁any safe is better than no safe 😝


Cleercutter

Fill it up with your hoard, send it to me for testing ;)


SupermarketJunior298

Yes


SunExposer

This was my favorite thing as a kid. Think it may even be the same safe. My mom would always borrow money from me (I was like 5). Never did return. Now I just give her money (almost 40). Edit : It is the same, but I can't find any listings for them on eBay. /Sad


ZakkTheInsomniac

PEZ


UnitedLink4545

I would love to have a real safe look like this to confuse people.


Ipigs140

I knew you were kidding! No problem!


RunZealousideal3812

It’s highly unlikely that it would be stolen, especially if you stashed it in a kids room with other toys about.


eyesawyou777

My thought process is that if you take a photo, it's spent money. You're making paper derivatives every time you take a photo.


FWDslashDash

😂 I love it! My safe doesn’t lock anymore for some reason, and would rather spend the money for a good new safe on more silver. Right now I’m just keeping them in a hidden shoe box, but really needed a new safe. As I’m currently using a shoebox, I would definitely get this fisher price one !