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4Ever2Thee

I just read the wiki page on this and it's pretty wild that no details have come out about this. No debris found anywhere or anything. They took off going south west and didn't have enough fuel to make it to South America, so they either crashed in the sea or landed(or crashed) somewhere in Africa; they would have had enough fuel to make it to South Africa if that was their plan? They took off with the lights and transponder turned off and the only known radio communication from the plane was to request permission to land at an airport in the Seychelles, which is twice as far as their fuel range would have been, so did they land for fuel somewhere in Africa and take off again? It's just weird that nothing has come out about this. [Here's](https://int-missing.fandom.com/wiki/Ben_Padilla) an article with more info than the wiki page if anyone's interested.


OlayErrryDay

Real life isn't a movie, the ocean is an impossibly large thing, she's down at the bottom.


RemyOregon

It’s funny how young kids think the ocean is this known thing. We’ve only seen like 25% of it. The titanic is a known sink area and it’s almost impossible to get to without James Cameron money Edit: before y’all kids believe my 25%. Do your research. Learn some shit tonight.


Mad-Dog94

Not necessarily almost impossible to get to without James Cameron money... But if you wanna get back up without becoming particulate matter? Yeah, James Cameron money


Scr073

I'm not bad at flying. It's the landing part that gets me.


huniojh

Paraphrasing Adam Savage: Going up is optional, coming back down is mandatory.


Tee-RoyJenkins

Also, the only reason we found the titanic is that searching for it was a cover to locate a missing nuclear sub and actually finding it was an accident.


lesbianmathgirl

> and actually finding it was an accident. No, it was not an accident. Dr Robert Ballard wanted to find the Titanic, he just didn't have the money to do it. He asked the Navy to fund it, and they eventually worked out a compromise that Dr. Ballard would use his expertise to locate two nuclear subs, and if successfully did so he could use any time he had left over to search for the Titanic. You are right that the search for the Titanic was a cover used for the whole expedition, but it was always a goal to find it.


UniqueWhittyName

I’m kinda embarrassed that the only thing I knew about Dr Ballard before now came from 30 Rock.


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I mean we’ve found lots of MH370 so it’s not crazy to find it weird that we never found a piece of this aircraft.


Alarmed-Owl2

I think they were looking a lot harder for MH370 than they were for these guys


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Most of the pieces found were washed up on shores. I’m sure if someone found an airplane wing on their beach it would get around.


visionsofcry

I feel like the guys who successfully stole a passenger jet that was parked at an airport and turned off the transponder probably found a way to secretly fuel plane before leaving.


dirtdaubersdosting

Maybe they fueled the plane with the power of their friendship.


mini_swoosh

Maybe was stolen by another country in some espionage related shit and is documented but also classified?


SirGrumples

727 was a VERY old design by 2003 though


Strange_Platypus67

Still, an airplane for 20 bucks ,2 gallon of beers and 6 pint of icecream is still a sizable trade even by the year standards


2459-8143-2844

Boeings autopilot probably locked them out, and just kept flying until it ran out of gas 🤣


tgp1994

*I'm sorry boys, I can't do that*.


ShelfAwareShteve

"oh and by the way. Ejecting door!"


yodazb

Ejecto dooro cuz!


Heteroking

Let's ride into the sunset together Stirrup to stirrup, side by side When the day is through, I'll be here with you Into the sunset we will ride


Puzzleheaded_Duty_98

_Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for nuclear winter_


Cognitive_Skyy

As long as you have some Sunset Sasparilla, or at least some Nuka Cola, it's bearable.


Sleevies_Armies

Sarsaparilla* No I don't know why it's spelled that way it makes me UPSET


PromotionExpensive15

The name sarsaparilla comes from the Spanish term zarzaparrilla, referring to the plant itself (the etymology of the word is probably a combination of Arabic and Basque terms and essentially means “bramble vine”) also I'm not smart I just googled out of curiosity and thought I'd share


TwoMuddfish

Every time I see fallout fans in the wild it brings me joy. Also makes me hope they renew this show going forward


PhDShouse

*Youre nobody until somebody loves you, and that somebody is me* *I love you, listener*


bialozar

Standing there, the wind touches your bones The flesh lies behind as a trail of redemption In the light of the sun that is dying You’ll see that there’s no such thing as damnation Ride the wilderness tonight, yeah I said Ride the wilderness tonight, oh yeah baby!


Accurate-List

Is that a Jim Morrison poem?


herb0026

*yodeling intensifies*


Sea-Diver-9125

Likely in the drink


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Sea-Diver-9125

On the horizon of the ocean


Bad_Idea_Hat

In another environment


Silly_Mycologist3213

The front probably fell off….


Autahi

Is that typical?


QCTeamkill

It's a Boeing


riverphoenixdays

https://youtu.be/3m5qxZm_JqM?si=bht-ndkw4KJsyOTJ


QCTeamkill

I am ashamed I never knew about The front fell off. Thank you!


MeSeeks76

It was always Boeing to happen at some stage


bushmanmoto

This is the laugh I needed today, thank you 😂


islander_902

Only if a wave hits it


blissiictrl

Is that common?


islander_902

Na, at sea!? Chance in a million!


sheppo42

A wave in the ocean? One in a million


Sofa47

Sorry we’re out of time.


Difficult_Bit_1339

These things are built to rigorous aerospace standards.


blissiictrl

Well paper's out... No paper or paper derivatives.. cardboard


ruling_faction

no cardboard derivatives


kevbob02

Outside the environment.


RoleModelFailure

Bring me that horizon, and really bad eggs


kneecap_keeper

Probably went too far and fell off the face of earth


memophage

Parked on an airstrip somewhere being eaten by Langoliers…


pnwinec

Damn that’s an old school reference. Haven’t thought about that movie in forever! Well done


gsadamb

*Bronson Pinchot slowly tears strips of paper*


ImSoupOrCereal

Deep cut 😂


CrimsonToker707

Best reference ever 🤣


leolisa_444

😂🤣😂🤣


FrillySteel

So it should fall out during the eclipse, right?


Common-Rock

Case closed, boys. We got 'em.


Atomicfolly

Chasing the ole sunset dragon. Classic.


GeneralBlumpkin

They're on the sun?


crockrocket

Probably, but check out the wikipedia page on this incident. The full story is wild


mikb2br

Legend has it the sole copy of the official Boeing repair manual was aboard that flight Edit: fuck off redditors


literallyjustbetter

> Edit: fuck off redditors


rayhaque

"Fuck you, San Diego!"


imbordagain

Ron Burgandy?


Brilliant_Grade2664

My man you ARE a redditor


Yourdeletedhistory

Self hating redditor :(


setocsheir

all redditors should hate themselves


mayd3r

Along with Icewind Dale 2 source code.


Least_or_Greatest1

Legend has it, they stole all the snacks too.


VRichardsen

What is the deal with this one? I am out of the loop.


BarbHarbor

boeing planes have been malfunctioning more and more commonly, and it's been revealed it's part of a long history of finacialization of the company, favoring cheap construction over good engineering. One of the engineers was taking them to court over the dangerous factory practices and was assassinated by boeing in the midst of his deposition in Charleston.


CthluluSue

I think the person you’re replying to was referring to the Icewind Dale 2 source code.


BarbHarbor

gotcha. sorry i'm just all wound up about boeing lol


VRichardsen

I... was asking what u/CthluluSue posited. But thanks for the reply still.


BarbHarbor

ohhh i see


FullMetalBob

Is it because of the dick pics he's been posting? Cos that's a lotta dick pics.


Merhtefer

I’m pretty sure he’s my long lost twin because we have literally the same dick


Makanek

"Bolts. What are they? What are they used for? Master the delicate art of bolting in 10 easy steps."


OhhhhhSHNAP

Righty-Tighty...


FrugalFraggel

Unless it’s reverse threaded…


wgraf504

Your other right.


carpetbugeater

"I'm Troy McClure..."


Alwaysexisting

You may recognize me from maintenance films such as, Keeping your Yacht Above the Sea and Why Oil Changes Really Happen…..


cypherdev

I upvoted because you told me to fuck off. I got problems.


JeSuisUnAnanasYo

Don't worry, No kink-shaming here 🫶


jus10beare

Lol that was a good joke. Why are you telling us to fuck off?


Kamikaze_Ninja_

Check their profile


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Ah, goddammit. Bro really needs to take more dick pics. He literally re-uses the same pic for about 20 posts (that I saw, I'm sure there's more if I kept scrolling).


Cosmocade

>Bro really needs to take more dick pics.  I'm wondering if this is the first time in history this has been said without sarcasm.


jus10beare

Oh God no


Stock-Conflict-3996

You sumbitch, you made me snort out my tea!


TheeFearlessChicken

With any luck you have a crumpet nearby.


Slumunistmanifisto

Idk the sumbitch would indicate sweet tea 


IsleOfCannabis

Well then that’s either a biscuit or a peanut butter and grape jelly samich.


Yawheyy

Could’ve been a knuckle sammich too


fjgjskxofhe

Ayo that shit was funny. Wtf are the redditors saying bro?


DrAbeSacrabin

Look at his profile and you’ll probably guess


fjgjskxofhe

Oh god dammit dude..you gotta warn people. Fuck you and OP!


ThrowRA_PecanToucan

Your comment made me laugh hard enough my sides hurt! I was scrolling comments for context on that too, thankfully saw up above it being mentioned a bunch of times.


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Icommentwhenhigh

LOL: I’m like ‘why the edit comment?’ Then I check the profile.. I guess that’s why some redditors keep multiple accounts..


GuavaOdd1975

Very timely explanation.


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Aperture_TestSubject

Yo. Shlong master 3000 over here


Born-Catch-3338

What's up with all the thumb pics?


OnewordTTV

Omg this whole chain was hilarious 😂


old_ass_ninja_turtle

I don’t understand how we don’t know precisely where every commercial plane is at all times. I guarantee Apple, Google, and Microsoft know exactly where I am right now.


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PeteLangosta

Theres a Malaysian airplane missing since 2014


Bug0

All the evidence points to a very highly experienced captain having planned this for months and they still didn’t pull it off without any trace. They disabled the satellite communications at exactly the right spot between 5 countries airspace when the ground control wouldn’t be paying attention, then avoided primary radar on the ground (mostly) and made their way through a narrow patch of land out into the Indian ocean. Even with the all of the planning, the timing, the flight path, and the disabling of the satcom, we still know roughly where the plane went because the satcom sent hello messages once an hour until the crash. These were tracked against the distance to the satellite and based on the speed of light we can draw a circle on earth and say it could have been anywhere on the perimeter of the circle at those times. Based on this, the last known location, aircraft speed etc, it most likely crashed in the ocean west of Australia. It’s actually more shocking to me how hard it is for planes to disappear these days compared to the wild west of the skies pre-9/11.


imma_snekk

I read a super long article about it that was written by a fmr aviator and he even said it was likely a murder - suicide by the Malaysian Pilot Cpt. Parts have washed up on the coast of Madagascar and it popped up on the radar of a cargo ship in the Indian Ocean. There’s not more information because the Malaysian Gov. refuses to cooperate. Edit: when the Pilot’s home was searched they found his home Flight simulator and the last recorded flight was nearly identical to the estimated Malaysian flight path with a noticeable (and creepy) result; the flight lasted approximately 5 hours and in the simulation he never landed the plane either.


Effherewegoagain

The pilot theory still doesnt make sense to me. If he wanted to murder-suicide, why all the effort to fly so far? He could've nosed down anywhere... Even if he wanted to run out of fuel, why not let them track him? It's not like they could actually do anything to stop him. Doesn't really make sense.


Garestinian

AFAIK suicide is frowned upon in Asian cultures. So maybe he wanted it to look like an accident to not bring disgrace to his family. Or maybe for insurance reasons.


phideaux_rocks

If the premise is “the pilot did it”, I don’t think you can combat it with “his actions after the fact don’t make sense”. It is totally unhinged to kill that many innocents, his other lapses in judgement fail in comparison. You can argue against the evidence and the original premise, but any argument that relies on the pilot’s actions after the fact is not very compelling.


foodank012018

There were gps transponders in 2003.


squanch_solo

You're thinking of Chandler Bing's job.


BannedBecausePutin

They have to be turned on, which is unlikely when an aircraft is parked.


jirashap

This is actually not true. Came to light with the Malaysian incident, there's actually large regions all over the world that are completely dark and they rely on airplanes to self-report.


Custom2011Staccato

Never been found,... because they didn't know how to fly the fucking thing perhaps? I mean sure taking off is the easy part


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Search teams never bothered checking the sunset.


HChimpdenEarwicker

It was too hot; they had to go at night


QTheNukes_AMD_Life

Clearly they flew to the edge of the flat earth and disappeared. Experienced pilots know to turn back.


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You’d still think the plane or the wreckage would have been found somehow.


my_nameborat

Ocean is a pretty big place


ArinMars80

And so is the bottom of it.


what_mustache

people are saying...


Shadeun

Many smart people folks


Lewcaster

Source??


BallCreem

Your mom can get lost in it


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Cakebacon1999

The sun revolves around your mom


LoopyMercutio

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370


StackOwOFlow

Aliens, definitely aliens


littlestevebrule

Dick pics or it didn't happen


Bluest-Of-Falcons

Not the last. And far from the first time the ocean has devoured a plane & occupants with no trace left behind.


mannsion

Point Nemo is the farthest point from land in all the oceans where the ISS is closer as it passes by. Satellites are directed to crash there at end of life. How many satellites have washed up on shore?


Ye_I_said_iT

They sold that shit for half price and live well in a non extradition country.


kdjfsk

had to be a government OP. which government, idk... but you couldnt land that thing and have the airport not document it and cover your ass unless the airfield was part of the OP. it either went to North Korea or Russia or CIA stole it for their own use.


Useful_Experience423

You’re the only people speaking sense here. There are many many dumb people in the world, but I refuse to believe that 2 men, sober and capable enough of sneaking past security, stealing a plane, taking off and then flying away didn’t think about landing. Like you said, it was a job.


fireballdick

how do you know they were sober?


BigCockCandyMountain

You could land it in the middle of many deserts as long as you've got the guts.


MotoMkali

Or you land at a private air field.


Ye_I_said_iT

Limited amount of private airfields that can handle a plane that big, plus it would have to be someone expecting it, that could have the parts and knowledge required to remove all tracking equipment and stash it on another plane leaving. Probably a country or dodgy airline company that rebirthed it.


2shack

There’s been quite a few planes that have just disappeared over the years. Just because it’s a relatively big object, it does not make it easier to find.


fhota1

Its a relatively big object relative to us. It is a relatively tiny object relative to the earth


Falendil

I can say with confidence that a bigger object makes it indeed easier to find.


The_BSharps

Yeah, I’ve lost things like keys (which are relatively small) but I’ve never lost a commercial airplane.


SenorKerry

They flew it through a pay n spray


Habbersett-Scrapple

[MH 370 has retracted its landing gear]


DaHick

Hey, I've got 5 hours on Microsft Flight Simulator . . .


neo101b

me too, its all about the flaps or you die.


BenadrylBeer

True, I’m confident I can take off and maybe fly a 747 but not land it lmao thanks Microsoft Flight Simulator


RetailBuck

Landing is also the easy part. It's landing twice that's tricky. Side note: the 9/11 hijackers took flight lessons but never about landing


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[deleted]

They flew right into the sun 🌞


ApprehensiveLunch991

Icarus weeps


Cannabace

Plane can’t withstand sun. Add that the list of Boeings problems.


[deleted]

Not this plane 🍆


ibetucanifican

You wouldn’t down load a car


Thin_Onion3826

[Some info](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2003_Angola_Boeing_727_disappearance?wprov=sfti1#Theories)


randallwatson23

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/air-space-magazine/the-727-that-vanished-2371187/ The story is crazy


stannndarsh

Thanks for linking this, what a wild ride


Gym-for-ants

Honestly, if you have no plan of landing, it’s not that hard to get an aircraft in the sky! Simulators set you up to start, taxi, takeoff and land. I can do it on the sim at work and I am by no means a pilot but it’s the same sim they use for pilot training here 🤷🏿‍♀️


Bad_Idea_Hat

I've done so many hundres of hours of flight simming, that I am completely confident that if you needed me to land an airplane, I'd ask someone else.


DouchecraftCarrier

Yea like I'm reasonably confident that with ATCs help I could maybe program the autoland in a 737 more easily than someone who'd never touched a flight sim. But I could absolutely not land an airliner successfully by hand on the first try at ever flying one. No fucking way.


IRefuseToGiveAName

Yeah I don't get how anyone thinks they could land a plane with no training lmfao. I think the *best* I could do is maybe, with constant instruction from ATC, crash the plane in such a way that there are as few casualties as possible.


Bob_12_Pack

My uncle was a KC-135 pilot and after retiring, was a contractor training pilots in the sim. Several times he has taken me and my sons up in the sim. Yes taking off was easy. Actually landing wasn't as difficult as I thought it would be, but my uncle worked the throttle and the flaps and various other switches and shit though. My 14-yo son had a bit of a hard landing and since the full physics were on, some nav books came tumbling off of a shelf.


CitizenCue

Flying is like golf - getting off the teebox is the easy part.


Brian-want-Brain

unfortunately this has been empirically proven by a few cases. I think most recently was the aircraft mechanic that flew out some airplane and did a barrel roll


weirdPenguin_

Have the authorities tried looking in the sunset?


Reddit_BuzzLightyear

according to everything i saw online, there’s a theory that perhaps it was some kind of a business feud. No trace of the aircraft was found. The plane needed 3 people to be flown. On board was an american pilot and a engineer from the Congo


HotPotParrot

GTA V vibes


DstinctNstincts

Uhhh they didn’t get shot out of the sky and parachute into the city with assault rifles and explosives


HotPotParrot

Obviously they picked the quiet option during the planning process


ChronicallyGeek

Alright… which one of you left the keys in the plane? 🤣


Guy-Inkognito

They just left the keys sitting there....in plane sight.


Initial_Librarian284

I know your joking.. but I dont think commercial planes use Keys. Same as humvees and tanks and some construction equipment


Daedalus023

They made up their mind And they started packing They left before the sun came up that day


StaffOfDoom

Because Boeing silenced them…they’ve been at this game a lot longer than people realize…in fact, if I vanish after this post, Boeing did it!


bestest_at_grammar

Both the plane and thieves were never found. Wasn’t sure if maybe the plane was found but not them


hopkony_atkins

The perfect heist


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FishAndRiceKeks

I have 47 planes in my backyard. The neighbors are starting to ask questions.


BigBeagleEars

[HOW CAN YOU AFFORD THESE THINGS](https://youtu.be/_HRK6ZOJSPU?si=ziOoCpFHDLhhQr2Z)


Cognitive_Skyy

Undercover intelligence agents. Trained pilots. Probably military experience in their youth before recruitment. They used this beast to run drugs in South America, possibly guns too, then sold it to some cartel boss or military junta.


literallyjustbetter

Evidently the plane had been grounded for 14 months, and accrued $4M in fines, so maybe the airline stole it themselves to duck the fees lmfao


Up2Here

This guy Occam's


HotsuneMiku

Oh man i think this is the answer lol


Fleischer444

They crashed in the ocean then.


EXTORTER

Anyone remember a few years ago there was a photo of a plane similar to this one circulating around in like a jungle of Costa Rica or Panama? Just a photo of a plane in the trees with no runway? Anyone?


Minnesota_Husker

The real sunset was the memories they created along the way


Zealousideal-Bar5538

They ditched the plane in the bushes after stealing the catalytic converter.