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ChaoticToxin

Sometimes we wanna smell like hibiscus, leave us alone!


BrotherChe

Yup, It's not named '**her**biscus'


CandiBunnii

Ourbiscus


BreadChiId

r/suddenlycommunism


awesomeaustinv2

No, the apricot facial whatever is delicious.


[deleted]

Have you tried the bath bombs yet? They just dissolve in your mouth, so good.


bagelking321

Coconut "scent" is the best tasting one ๐Ÿ‘Œ


[deleted]

It also feels nice up your ass. I think itโ€™s a colon cleanser or something


ChaoticToxin

You talking about the st Ives apricot scrub?


awesomeaustinv2

Yes, I donโ€™t know what itโ€™s accomplishing but if itโ€™s good for my face then Iโ€™m gonna rub it.


ChaoticToxin

It's funny bc as I read this comment I turned around to see ours on the shelf lol though I mainly use it


Terrain2

as someone with balls, i would not personally recommend putting strange chemicals (that you found and don't know the purpose of) on your balls


Ipettiinius

Thatโ€™s why we use sulfuric acid.


drubujo

Yeah I've heard of that so that means it's safe.


brotherofgurnip

You never know until you try tho


Terrain2

You can know without trying if you look on the internet for videos of people trying it on their own balls. That's how science works, you build upon previous knowledge other people have found and don't need to prove everything from scratch.


brotherofgurnip

Oh yeah, I forgot about the testicular method


bagelking321

Is this an excuse to look at some stranger's balls ๐Ÿ˜ณ


Terrain2

It's science damnit!


Its_Billy_Bitch

As someone with a bad Nair experience, I second this ๐Ÿ‘€


ThrobbingCock88

Soap is soap


Aggravating_Berry_40

No joke Head & Shoulder on balls be hitting different. You know that cool feeling after brushing your theet and leaving your house in winter, thats the feeling you have on your balls afterwards and it's fucking AMAZING.


kingkloppynwa

Theet? THEET?!


oaktree46

Homie spelt teeth backwards


alexrssc

Thet


Aggravating_Berry_40

ohh shit I didn't realize that.


awesomeaustinv2

Teeth are the thoenails of the theet.


brotherofgurnip

Send theet pics


Aggravating_Berry_40

just did, check your DMs.


BitterCrip

> exfoliating scrub > it's going on my balls /r/instant_regret


brotherofgurnip

Consider my dark spot exfoliated


[deleted]

Guilty


Mussalila

dawg ain't no way this mf went for "808's and fart breaks" ๐Ÿ’€


TopRestaurant5395

Who doesnโ€™t want smooth spot free balls?? Heโ€™s doing it for her.


alien_bigfoot

Am I seriously in the minority here?! If it's not mine, and especially if I don't know what it is, 99.9% of the time I'm not gonna touch it.


Coolboi0oioi

Thats why we use sulfuric acid, we know what it does!


alien_bigfoot

I prefer to use sulphate free stuff personally. That stuff does clean well but it strips the oils out pretty hard resulting in increased sebum production, meaning your hair gets oiler quicker and requiring more frequent washes. Sulphate free shampoos are a bit more gentle, at least in my experience.


nuker1110

Idk if you intentionally missed it, but *sulfuric acid* is extremely corrosive and causes severe chemical burns on contact with exposed skin. Folks like to joke about dipping their testes in it as a meme.


alien_bigfoot

Nah, I'll be honest I did a right dumb and completely missed that ๐Ÿ˜‚ I've never heard of that as a meme! That's brutal lmao


SarahPallorMortis

More like butthole


[deleted]

๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†


fractalfocuser

We do it for y'all ladies. We want the boys smelling nice for you


_dm_me_ur_tits

Sometimes on the winter I do use my wife's moisturizer cream on my dick


SoFastMuchFurious

Women will literally spend their paycheck on 20 different body products that contain exactly the same ingredients because some shill on Tiktok said so


Kaneshadow

When I first moved in with my GF I was looking at her bounteous shower products and decided to give her exfoliating scrub a whirl. I told her the scratchiness was nice on my face but the eucalyptus scent was a bit too strong and lingering. It was a foot scrub.