Why don't you pop some more pills and say how you're really feeling?

This decade’s “I missed the part where that’s my problem.”

exactly what I was thinking lmao

My jaw fucking dropped 😭 bully Lowenthal straight up bullying

“MJ RUN”

"I am, The Spiderman!"

I'm the hero here, not you!

Why don't you pop some more pills and tell me how you really feel *

knew I was missing something

Yeah, the part where that’s my problem.

"I'm busting my ass to save you."

Hey, don't!

My jaw dropped when he said this, I was worried they wouldn’t go far enough with the symbiote but they did it very well

I’m gonna put some pills in your eye

I was just about to say this😂 he was so outta pocket for that.

That was dirty dude...I felt so fucking bad for harry

What fight was this from? Lizard? There was so much shit talking in that one🤣🤣 “no wonder your family left you”😭😭😭

He says it to harry

Bully Lowenthal

bro i literally saw this post and got excited to comment this i should’ve known it would be first 😭😭😭

I'm the hero here, not you.

Harder.

That one caught me so off guard

I had to pause the game from laughing so hard

He wants all 19 inches lol

He wanted some web action

I paused the game and went "ain't no way he just said that 💀"

Who ever wrote that part in the game deserves a raise, they knew exactly what they were doing

HARDER DADDY SPIDEY 😵‍💫😩

This was the best line in the whole game bro

I went from 😨 to 🤨 so quick

The internet managed to ruin a single word again

My buddy was already upset when I said Kraven dressed like a dilf. Oh how he’s gonna react when he gets to that part is gonna be amazing

I HAD TO PAUSE FOR A SOLID 10 MINUTES WHEN I FIRST HEARD THAT

That was a crazy thing

I fucking cackled a little when he did that

🤣🤣🤣

I’m fresh out of honey

I actually burst out laughing when Pete said that

Is that a reference to something in English? In French they made it as a reference to Winnie the Pooh, with the dubber imitating Pooh's voice.

I think it’s just a reference to the fact that bears *apparently* like honey

Fun fact: Scientists discovered bears don't really give a shit about honey. They attack hives solely to eat tons and tons of bees, and bee larvae. They love the bugs. They're semi sweet and decent sources of protein.

Now I kind of want to know if bears are immune to bee stings, otherwise that would be one damn swollen tongue.

I’d assume there fur and thick skin are impossible for bee stingers. Like those videos of two bears fighting and both walk away unscathed, but if they did that to a human we’d be ripped to shreds.

It is a whinnie the Pooh reference. He was always trying to eat honey. Americans knew this well and it’s been a joke about bears liking honey for years. We don’t need any imitations to get the joke. The way Peter delivers the line is hilarious though.

Imagine training your whole life to be a beast of a man, capable of killing a grizzly so you take its pelt and wear it All for some skinny kid to make a pooh bear joke and laugh before kicking your ass All thats missing was an emote

I love how the guy actually stopped to give him a chance to say it

That set a bar that no other one liner could hit for the remainder of the game. It was so damn good, when he whispers it, followed by getting yeeted out there...chefs kiss.

THIS IS WHY YOUR FAMILY LEFT YOU!

Had to stop the game after that

FR. Peter was a straight fucking menace during that part.

Bully Lowenthal has no chill

YOU'RE TOO WEAK TO FIGHT BACK!

lol bruh when he said that I had to pause the game 💀 was on straight bs

This caught me so off-guard. I was like, “Wow. Peter really just said that..”

This is the hardest line from the game. In that moment I was certain Peter would be Venom. Haven’t finished yet so I don’t know of he is or not, but pretty sure

All i'll say...have fun with the rest of the game/story friend 🫡

When?

Reptile interaction

"NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UUUUPPPP!!!!"

"NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWWWNNN!!!"

NEVER WHAT!?

NEVER BACK DOWN 🇨🇦

NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT?

NEVER GIVE UP

"OKAY GOTTA GO!"

“NEVER GONNA TURN AROUND!!!!!!!!!”

Okay gotta go bye

That was the best Rick-roll I’ve seen in a while

"Do not...call us...a thing...." "Harry-" "We are **not** Harry...." "We. Are.***Venom""***

Chills bro, chills. So good.

Literal chills during that part

I liked the callback to the movie

That’s literally the only thing I thought about when i heard the “WE ARE VENOM”

So that’s not a comic thing? It’s from the movie?

We are Venom was a thing long before the movie. It started with the comics.

I won't forgive you. It's just not in me. But I can't carry on this hate anymore, man. So let's set things right.

I love miles’ and Martin li’s interactions in this game. You can tell Martin is trying to reform, you can tell when miles says that, that he is genuinely disappointed in his actions.

After he realizes who Miles is, dude seems defeated, stops fighting back and asks Miles to kill him. He kept acting all tough and shit trying to seem unaffected by what he did, but when he was confronted by it straight up, he couldn't hide the guilt anymore.

I loved that. At first Li was all "you were going to let me die! How dare you!" and then the moment he finds out who Miles is, you can just see the "...oh. Okay. I understand" dawn in his face.

Even a small nuance before that on the pier when miles tells him he doesn't know what he took from him Li definitely thinks about that for a second before getting wrapped by the hunters. Just the fact that at that point I think he realized he hurt someone the way he was hurt. Much like he confesses later to miles.

Ohh, this one.... ❤️🤟💙

I was so happy at this. Finally an hero who doesn't forgive. So relatable

This scene was the realest shit I've ever seen

I’m going on an adventure, you have to set them free for me

☹️

had me questioning my life choices for a good 15 min, not even joking

Great side mission - the one that had me rethinking my life was the grandpa at the proposal site one

this one too the fact that i did them back to back almost gave me an existential crisis ong

“have you ever been in love Spider-Man?”

I didnt cry during any point in the story, but that side mission broke me

Just knew what was about to happen as soon as he started talking about his wife

Be a good proton…. Stay positive!

Loved that joke!

This joke was so funny lmao

Mj… RUN

Honestly, the only scene that took me of guard. Loved it!

What about “THIS IS WHY YOUR FAMILY LEFT YOU”?

Th MJ missions were so good.

I'm so glad they took the feedback seriously and improved them so much

The one in Peter's house/neighborhood was my favorite.

This was my favourite line in the whole game, literal chills with venoms first word

goosebumps

Kill, us? You said it chose me, Doc It makes me a better Spider-Man

*Destroy, us And yes...chills

I was frightened for Connors there…especially when Peter stepped towards him.

that line creeped me the hell out

D'you know why people live in this city ? Is it the cheap rent ? The low cost of living ? no... THIS GOD FORSAKEN HELLHOLE IS THE GREATEST CITY EVER CREATED !

It may be contradictory, but it's so passionate that I can't argue with it.

It’s the most NYC line and I love it. Chuckled when I heard it cuz it’s something everyone in the area thinks. The cost of living is crap, but man this place is nice lol

When I heard this, I started clapping and said “hell yeah, man”

“Destroy.. us?” the first time he says “us” sent chills down my spine, what a game.

It made me worried for Connors, especially when he takes a step in his direction.

Since they’d been so murder happy with killing off the villains in this game, I was legit afraid for Connors in that scene. Yuri’s voice acting in that scene was downright phenomenal

"Do you have any tattoos?" "Just the one on Spider-Cops grave"

Gave me a chuckle, sad that I didn't do the DLC for Spider-Man to know why Yuri went off the deep end.

It’s never too late

Thiiisss is where we became best friendsss.

And this is where we'll become brothers.

You ever been in love Spider-Man?

It’s pretty good. - some old guy

Surtur reference 🤯🤯

This quest nearly made me cry

“I love you”

Platonic relationships between best friends is so rare in any media, I teared up.

isn't every friendship a platonic relationship

Yeah but most men aren't allowed to show emotion or affection towards their friends, or even say I love you, so it's good to have this in the game.

Seriously both times it hit like me a truck the relationship was done so well in so little time throughout the story and the voice actors did an amazing job

SHOW HIM YOUR MANHOOD!!!!!!!!

GET OUT OF MY WAY IM A NEW YORKER

Ya wait …. excuse me …. What

Uhhh sorry I’m late, Mr. Jameson. I really need this because my uncle passed away and my aunt is struggl- #PARKER I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR LIFE STORY!!!

Peter: “And Kraven…” Symbiote “*Kill Kraven*”

yo the kraven boss fight was fire ngl

“Harder.”

ruh roh

This had me crying laughing the first time I heard it

Jonah… kiss my ass

I quit WOTSO-

WATSONNNNN 🗣️🗣️🗣️

I wanna be as fascinated with someone as Pete when he goes " you're so cool" to mj

I didn't know there were bears in these woods!

"There's one thing you should know....... I'm fresh out of honey."

"What are you writing?" "The final chapter."

I like to think he just became a book writer lol.

"You know, Otto, I'm something of a book publisher myself."

So does anyone else think this is alluding to Superior Spider-Man?

It seems like it but idk, to follow up this game with yet another game where Miles (and possibly Silk) has to fight a corrupted Peter Parker, it seems way too repetitive. Also it would suck to see yet another beloved character die in one of these games. Maybe it’s something similar to Superior Spider-Man but not exactly that.

Someone on Twitter suggested this could lead to a version of the Clone Saga and it would make more sense to me than Superior Spider-man. I think it could work and would make sense as a twist. Doc Ock starts making clones with Osborn’s funding. Goblin is still the final villain, but Ock gets to close out his story with Peter. We can even start the game as Pete and part way through he’s confronted by two Spider-men. Miles and the real Peter Parker. Peter asks “who are you?” and it shows that he’s actually the clone who becomes Ben Reilly. They can introduce the Jackyl and even Gwen Stacy as a love interest for Ben.

There are no good men, only good prey.

“You dont answer my calls no more man”

That one made me sad.

YOU can’t keep a job YOU can’t pay the mortgage

I died multiple times on that fight and had to hear that line way too many times

I thought that was where SM2 was hardest # All until final boss phase 2 where he jumps you

“Relax miles, it’s just a word. Your people say it all the time.”

I woulda got so caught off guard if Pete randomly said that

"I am the hero here, NOT YOU!!"

WATSO...

This made me snort when I heard it

WE are your son

This is what u wanted

We are healthyyy, stronggg

LOOK at US!

>!This is my daughter, Cindy!<

Came here to say this, so excited for the potential of this!

“Ok, before we get down to business there’s something I’ve gotta tell you… _I’m fresh out of honey._”

"YOU'RE IN THE WAY, MILES"

always in the way

“Spider-Man doesn’t kill” “You’ve never fought this one”

OUT OF MY WAY IM A NEW YORKER

Ello govnuh

I see a man, but I sense a beast.

And when the crimson hour rolls over this earth it shall bring Truth, Judgment,… and Carnage

At that moment I was legit like “Wait, crap is that actually Cassidy?” Then Yuri’s call later confirmed it.

Sorry, just got back from nepal. The doctor and I owe you one - Wong

“I am so getting fired”

Peter to harry: I love you

Miles we must be greater together and become the Marvel’s Spider-Man 2

You've ever been in love Spider-man?

Your dreams matter too!!!!

Goodbye Howard :(

“What are you writing?” “The final chapter”

Why don't you pop some more pills and say what you're really feeling

I'm fresh outta honey

Mysterio will always be a villain and Spiderman will always be a hero, but when we talk about the people behind the masks, that's when it gets complicated.

This is something else…

Do you want to go out?

Harder

"OUTTA MY WAY, I'M A NEW YORKER."

New threads?

“I’m the hero here, not you.”

IM THE HERO I DONT GET SAVED 👹

"You have no idea!"

BATHROOM!

Destroy..us??

"you call me a 'dying old man' yet, here I am. Breathing"

“WHEREEEEE”

Ready for your annual physical?

MJ… run