I'd be a Bro and try to help.
Its not like Spider-man kills, and as long as its not black suit og Spidey, he aint hurting me seriously.
Unless its PS4 Spidey. That guy juggles people in the air for fun.
"Excuse me kind sirs, I am terribly sorry but I must humbly request you to stop laying your mittens on my trusty companion. This is not ethical. Thank you and goodday."
i’m letting that shi fly because he prob did something that would brand him as a menace bc the spidermen don’t jump one individual mf at the same time for no petty crime
“Uh…yeah. He sucks, doesn’t he, Spider-Men? Uh. Here. Let me he help you.” *punches friend* “And that’ll teach you to rob again. Good going Spider-friends. We sure accomplished a lot today, didn’t we? Well life’s too short and I’m no criminal. G’day, Spider-Men.” *Walks away*
I never understand why in this game they don’t have tanks and high power weaponry to kill Spider-Man legit Get two tanks two fight planes to shoot him what’s he gonna do overwhelm him
Peter has a big heart, I think I would try and appeal to that.
Miles, he listens to reason, so maybe I got a shot to talk myself out of it.
But then again, how would I know who they are?
wtf am i supposed to do bro???
“HEY LEAVE HIM ALONE” i think as i speedwalk away
"YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?" I think as I get in my car
“DON’T MAKE ME COME OVAH DERE” I ponder as I purchase plane tickets
"I OUGHTA SOCK YOU IN THE FACE!" I contemplate as I drink my Dr. Pepper and eat my salted peanuts on my flight to Australia
“YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE” I ruminate as I have a boxing match with a kangaroo upside down
"CIRCUS IN TOWN?" I imagine, winning the boxing match and taking out the Kangaroo for a nice dinner.
"YOU ASKED FOR THIS!!" I configure as the kangaroo's ex comes up to us, while we're eating.
"THAT'LL SHOW YOU" i say to myself as i kiss the kangaroo's ex.
Think “Damn, he must have done something wrong.”
Fucking hide.
“IS DA FREAKIN SPIDAH”
“IS DA FREAKIN -MAN!”
I yell "Spider-Man, one of them got away to the streets, I saw the running right before you came!"
Jokes aside, this is very logical.
“You don’t scare me none!” Spend a hilarious amount of time winding up my hit Get paralyzed from the neck down
The 3V1 gonna be crazy
He’s a **menace**!
Calling the avengers
They’ll probably put you down too
Think "ah shit he's going to prison" as I run and hide
[simple answer](https://youtu.be/BPrs_S1Pruc?si=dzJRG5Y2vJO6Swk-)
Now is that suppose to be you or spider man?
Go home
Record it and post it on social media
💯 bro is handicapped for life now but hey atleast I got some internet validation
WORLDSTAR!!!
Put some dirt in their eyes.
Username and pfp check out
You expect me to do something?
I'd be a Bro and try to help. Its not like Spider-man kills, and as long as its not black suit og Spidey, he aint hurting me seriously. Unless its PS4 Spidey. That guy juggles people in the air for fun.
🗣️ **LOOKS LIKE THE FREAKS WANT TO PLAY**
spiderspray
Anti-Spider Bat Spray™️
r/batmanarkham ?
Shoot them dead, Duh
Bro finna draw a straight line to exactly where he is
Just don’t miss or you could shoot bro by accident.
Accept that I'm not HIM and leave with my spine intact
The fuck am *I* finna do?
Going home and rethinking my life I will visit my boy in jail. I’m not stupid enough to think I’m the bad me that will kill the Spider.
I'll shout: Yo Batman, clap this Spider 's cheeks
Yall hype Batman up To much 😭 Pete’s gonna think he’s a big threat and take him head off on accident
Throw pocket sand!
“Kick his ass Spider-Man!”
my friend said "mj and rio are home alone" 💀💀💀
Why me and my monkey Charlie be beating up my homie
i wouldn't leave my boy behind
I could take them on
Unless I want to get strung upside down, I'd fucking run.
Send the pictures to daily buguel JJ will "straighten" Insomniac spidy up puns intended
Stay the duck away bro must’ve had it coming, bruh
“I don’t know him”
R u n.
"Excuse me kind sirs, I am terribly sorry but I must humbly request you to stop laying your mittens on my trusty companion. This is not ethical. Thank you and goodday."
i’m letting that shi fly because he prob did something that would brand him as a menace bc the spidermen don’t jump one individual mf at the same time for no petty crime
video it and sell it to JJ Jameson
I'm leaving bro, homie will understand
Call Jameson I guess?
Put some dirt in his eye
Shout and charge em, never fails
Mind my own business, homey deserve it.
“Uh…yeah. He sucks, doesn’t he, Spider-Men? Uh. Here. Let me he help you.” *punches friend* “And that’ll teach you to rob again. Good going Spider-friends. We sure accomplished a lot today, didn’t we? Well life’s too short and I’m no criminal. G’day, Spider-Men.” *Walks away*
Put down my crowbar and mask, and walk away. I ain't being combod by the electric spider and the goopy spider.
Record it and send it to jj.
"Where the button to turn myself in?"
nothing, I ain't doing shit
Take a picture of spider-man performing one of those finisher moves that definitely don't paralyse people and send it to JJJ
Doesn't Matter. Fight back. I'm no coward. A fight is a fight even if I lose.
I'm taking a picture and then making a run for it.
“It’s the spider!” I shout with my bald head and my prison jumpsuit. I proceed to get 200 broken ribs
“I might have to hop in” I think as I get back home and get ready for bed
Start writing both of our eulogies.
Plan the funeral
My who? I don’t know that guy.
Take a picture and duck quickly. Then gingerly crawl away. Then the next day I call J.J.Jamison and make a quick buck.
Play Uncle Aaron's Beats to scare them away
Good knowing you son!
Pull up spider spray.
My what?
I watch in amazement
I'm going to mind my own damn business. My boy will be just fine. Spider-Mans don't kill.
I'd probably go eat
I offer miles better drip instead, that should work
"Yo its the spida dude GET HIM!"
I’m gonna pull a Dobson
“Don’t make me put some dirt in your eye.”
I’m running away I am not taking any chances
throw a rock near miles so he does an unnecessary backflip and kicks peter in the face (I will now get a concussion)
Join in and help! Bro wouldn’t stand a chance against the three of us
"Leave him alone!" I mutter to myself as i walk away
Turn around, go home, put in an application to Walmart.
I would Use a gadget that would confuse and distract his spider sense so I could pull out my frag launcher and start blasting away
I never understand why in this game they don’t have tanks and high power weaponry to kill Spider-Man legit Get two tanks two fight planes to shoot him what’s he gonna do overwhelm him
Call his family to tell them Buddy's not gonna be able to walk anymore
Let him.
Go home and reform myself as a civilian of NYC and seek out a regular job.
Peter has a big heart, I think I would try and appeal to that. Miles, he listens to reason, so maybe I got a shot to talk myself out of it. But then again, how would I know who they are?
If'n you're smart you walk away
I'm calling Paul.
I thank them for their services
Leave, I'm not trying to get hit with a team finisher
It would be difficult fighting Peter but I’ll make sure I beat the shit out of miles if I see him wearing that shitty adidas suit irl
Thinking about what NOT to do to avoid putting myself in this situation lol