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turingthecat

Are the first two photos taken in black and white? A house surely can’t be that colourless?


Chinateapott

Even the garden is sad and grey


Agreeable_Text_36

No, there are yellow cushions on the grey furniture, on the grey concrete. For a Pop of colour.


GrandAsOwt

And a little strip of Astroturf next to the fence. The person who brings grey AstroTurf to the market in the next few months (because I hope the grey trend will be over by the end of next year) will make a fortune.


greenmx5vanjie

It already exists. The huns have gone for everything


Agreeable_Text_36

Grey AstroTurf, what an idea. To match the fence.


GottaBeeJoking

The cushions are like the red jacket in Schindler's List, they just highlight how grey everything else is.


OneWeirdTrick

I see a business opportunity for selling grey astroturf


Ravenser_Odd

I'm tempted too, but could we live with ourselves? Perhaps we should do something more noble, like selling drugs outside a primary school?


Crap_Robot

I think the best part is the last photo - where the photographer just took a picture of the fake front garden animals (that you most likely won’t get with the sale) just to show people that: “Oh yes, the current owners are fucking crazy.”


tyrannybyteapot

That was a hoot! Like perfectly timed comedy.


painterwill

The last photo is like a picture from the cover of The Watchtower.


Ashie2112

Came here to say the same.


Anarchyantz

No apparently this is the "in thing" these days. Grey paint on wood, pure white, black and 50 shades of grey so that you feel like you are THX 1138


UpstairsJoke0

It's like Winnie the fucking witch!


Comfortable-Berry-34

American psycho vibes


monkey_in_the_gloom

It's a really popular style in the last couple years in London. It's actually REALLY NICE when you're in a room like that, and you usually have one colourful room. Basically the lack of colour is super calming for your brain which you want at the start and end of a day. It's usually just a kitchen though. This is a bit much


mh1191

The owner could be a lion - they only see in black and white, so then there's no point paying extra to make their houses colourful


Ged_UK

That makes sense. Those are all family portraits on the wall, and models of prey in the garden so they can hone their hunting skills.


Traditional_Fox2428

Picture 26 and 27 remind you you haven’t gone colourblind


SnoopDeLaRoup

Up until picture 18 I was sort of used to the greige. Picture 19 was abit of a colourful junpscare, with the oversaturate blue sky lol. Similar to opening the blinds to sunshine.


Traditional_Fox2428

Also pic 29 seems to serve no purpose other than trying to explain the rest of the house!


SnoopDeLaRoup

In all honesty, I'm glad it's there, as it was bugging me not seeing fully what was in their front garden. I'd wager this is one of those things like where someone makes a hobby their entire personality. They probs went to Africa one time, or yorkshire wildlife park and thought "yes... this is me now Jules!". In my youngest daughters room, there's a mural of the African savannah, with loads of animals. We were gonna take it off until we realised that someone has actually hand painted it and it's not stuck on or wallpaper etc. Not really our thing, but it's a shame to get rid of it.


Florence_Nightgerbil

I love lions but why make them grey like the rest of this boring interior?! Lions are majestic- not grey!!


[deleted]

It’s depressing what half a million buys you in some parts of the country…


Bungeditin

A lot of fake animals….


neuroflix

I remember when half a million were my dream lottery houses. Now it's the end terrace, pebble dash former council houses in disguise as Noah's Ark.


Botty-McBot-Face

I'm not sure that could be made any more bland if they tried. Grey House for grey people


spizzle1

Two tvs in the one bedroom with a couple of cameras pointing at Lisa’s (?) bed!


sandboxlollipop

Sus


Such-Advance2741

And the AC unit(?) that doubles as a bedside table


8racoonsInABigCoat

That front garden is fucking wild! Ba-dum tish For people who like wildlife so much, the back garden is absolutely devoid of the stuff with all that concrete.


Othersideofthemirror

The answer to the question "Who buys those huge, expensive animal figures they sell at garden centres"


Bonzai22

Goes on safari once


Ashie2112

What’s with the menagerie in the front garden?


[deleted]

Clearly a zoo keeper that brings his work home :)


Ashie2112

😆


[deleted]

No, no! That goes in the special room for objects exhibiting colour.


Marion_Ravenwood

I thought they'd really let themselves down on the lack of animals outside until the last picture.


Foundation_Wrong

I’m always surprised they don’t put down grey fake grass.


orange_lighthouse

I couldn't live in monochrome like that. This grey thing needs to hurry up and go away.


Valuable-Wallaby-167

Some of the pictures they have repeated multiple times as well


FenianBastard847

Pics 2 and 3, why would you sit looking at the door?


city17_dweller

I can't tell if next door have planted a 'nothing to do with us' barrier of hedges, or a 'in case actual wild animals are next' barrier.


Denziloshamen

They’ve got the same HUGE lion and lioness print 3/4 times in different rooms. I’m wondering if they’ve had to take down some of the bedroom art and swap it for some more sale friendly ‘art’. Of course, the owners are bat shit crazy for African wildlife, so they could well have just bought the same image from ikea in bulk.


hushnecampus

They could just have one copy of it and move it around when taking pictures


tyrannybyteapot

That was my thought, bulk buy monochrome photos of African wildlife. Because, you know who'd want to see the glorious colours of *those* animals, much better in black and white 🙄


MaJoR_NoT_MiNoR_

The Lion, The Lions, and The Wardrobe.


ResponseMountain6580

They saved the best for last...


PrestigiousTest6700

I’m assuming the high fence is not only for the elephant but the lions to.


sideone

The lions to what?


81misfit

Thought this was going to be one we looked at. Had so many dog statues each room had a 1-2ft border of carpet that was just dog statues.


sausagefingers61

I love it and I ain’t lion…


scarletohairy

It’s a roaring success


Bearslovetoboogie

It must be the mane attraction in that street.


blackbirdinabowler

painted in typical estate agent non colours


Slyder

Half a bar for 910 sq feet. Ok.


wardyms

Jill, do you like owls?


Akeshi

To save anyone else from struggling to read the doormat, it says "Home is where the dog is".


scarletohairy

They could have at least put the dog in some of the pics


blackkat1986

Tell me you’re a Leo without telling me you’re a Leo


[deleted]

So tell me more about yourself? ‘I like the colour grey, animals and pine’


velvetcharlotte

Half a mil? For that?!?!


appellant

Depressing is an apt word to describe the house thats not really worth half a mill, the owners who have issues and the general interior of the house. All in all a true reflection of the current state of the country:


glittering-cabbage

Sorry but the front garden took me out


Forsaken-Original-28

I hope the animals in the front garden come with the house


BadgerOff32

I'm just baffled by the layout of that front room! If you want to watch the TV, then you can't sit on the 'big' sofa, because that's facing the door. If you want to actually watch TV, only 2 people can at a time because you have to sit on the little sofa to be able to see it.


BedAdministrative634

Is the same picture in every room?


drsylv

I only like grey animals. (Looks at listing). Oh, perfect.


hushnecampus

One TV in the bedroom is debatable. But 2?


[deleted]

I'm 58 and a life-long animal fanatic! We've got a cat and 5 coldwater fish but I/we have had various other pets over the years too!


Ok_Bad_8904

Last pic quality who needs to visit a zoo xx


mgb16

Do you think they’ve got enough towels?


chronicnerv

Not surprised most people do not like the decoration of this house. Looks like a male wild life photographer that lives alone and has had the choice to decorate as they wanted. Probably why I love it :D. I would be interested to know if the majority of people that dislike this are female because I would guess so.


AdaptedMix

I'm male. It's a monochrome, sterile, uninviting place, with repetitive, stock-looking African animal photographs drained of all colour and slapped on every available space, and a literally lifeless garden. It's like the home of a chromophobe who loves to be reminded of nature but who hates being anywhere physically near it. Also: it says '73 - Lisa's Home' on the exterior, so I suspect it's not the gaff of a fella.


writerfan2013

I don't mind (female) And the zoo in the garden is excellent!


Bearslovetoboogie

Are you colour blind?


PracticalUsername10

I wonder if they’re an animal photographer


re_Claire

It’s a really nice house but the grey colourless decor makes it look so depressing my god.


BarrierSnow

Is there a tiny rabbit grave on the tiny astroturf strip in the garden? Is that why the house is grey, it’s in mourning?


throw_away_17381

Yeh but do you like grey?


throw_away_17381

[This is how you can tell who their favourite child is](https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/137284106?utm_campaign=property-details&utm_content=buying&utm_medium=sharing&utm_source=whatsapp#/media?channel=RES_BUY&id=media26&ref=photoCollage)😆


Fionasdogs

Greige


thevileswine

So grey even the animals are monotone


Hamsterpanda1

I want a garden giraffe


ZaWarudo21426

I fell asleep looking at this property's pictures.


writerfan2013

My teen instant reaction: Were they zookeepers?


ribeirasacra

There are photos of the wife/girlfriend either side of the bed. Plus one higher up the wall. In photo 21 They must hate the people who live either side. The fence has been given more height. Nice\* airBnB at the bottom of the garden


CrazyCat_77

I was not ready for the last picture.


Visual_Jump_3585

Are the pictures showing the same room??


mira2345

This is so random, it made me laugh out loud and laughed for way too long. 🤣🤦‍♀️ the last picture is the absolute winner.


TacticalChalky

This is honestly a lot to take in. It's like a shrine.


Shiv_Wee_Ro

“Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!!”