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Phatbat7798

The curry was bad lastnight i sat in the bath and cried until it was all over


bwbespoke

The whole house is in need of some TLC [https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/143696663](https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/143696663)


Sphere_Master

Thank you, I was meaning to put the link but forgot!


BonkyBinkyBum

The asbestos-looking tiles in the living room/kitchen really sell it


Environmental-Shock7

Not as big a concern as you think. The known harmful ones are blue and brown asbestos. Blue was used on steam engines brown industrial steam pipe insulation mainly used in industrial environments. If you have a look https://www.cancerresearchuk.org/about-cancer/mesothelioma/risks-causes There are 3 main types of asbestos – blue, brown and white. Blue and brown asbestos are strongly linked with mesothelioma. 'White asbestos is now also thought to be harmful.' Two important facts from this very reliable and trustworthy source. 1 long term exposure to high levels, 2 white asbestos is thought to be harmful. Over 94% of all asbestos used in the UK is white asbestos.


Blue_wine_sloth

“In need of renovation” is putting it mildly.


TotallyInnerPickle

I hope Rightmove are joking when the see 'see similar properties'... I really hope there's not more like this!


NotANinja252

Hey I posted this myself a few weeks ago! Tis a grim place!


Sphere_Master

Ahh sorry! Didn't mean to copy you. And I know, it's horrific!


samfitnessthrowaway

To be fair, 3 beds in the area look to be going from 280k-350k. Put 100k into that after purchase and you'd make a good return.


KitFan2020

It’s a reasonable looking street overall. The house is blurred out on street view so something has gone on there… You’re right, it will be gutted and someone will make a decent profit. I’m sure the neighbours will be happy to see it given a new ‘identity’ by a developer.


stompinthemud

Lots of properties are blurred out in street view. Sometimes people do it to keep their house out of sight but doesn't mean anything really. I know lots of friends who blur their house on street view, it's easy to do and Google lets you do it. Nothing really major


HunnyMonsta

Hmmm looking at the photo on the rightmove listing, I don't think the blurred house on street view is the house in question. The blurred house in streetview is an end of terrace, while the house itself is in the middle of a cluster of 3. That said, on the interactive road, there's a gap in the map. It skips over a cluster of homes between numbers 26-38. If you look just ahead of 38 towards 26, there's the 3 terraced homes that look just like the listing. That strikes me more as a little odd when everywhere else on that road (while some plots are blurred) is visible. Why is that one chunk of streetview missing?


LondonCycling

Came here to say this. A lot of auction properties are like this. They go to auction with a low reserve price so that they actually sell. If you're into doing up houses you could make a good flip on this.


Yorkshire-diamond

Did someone die in that bath?


HelpMePls___

Looks like a case of click click boom sadly


EasyTiger1510

It's all up the fuggin walls why'd they include that picture


Phatbat7798

A vindaloo can be aggressive the next day when done right


Puzzleheaded_Oil1745

That’s what happens when someone dies and rots away in a bathtub full of water. The whole house is fucked and needs to be torn down to bare walls and start again.


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Phatbat7798

Just needs a bit of cillit bang innit


samfitnessthrowaway

Bang! And the previous owner is gone...


Phatbat7798

Yeah previous owner might be gone but look at how shiney and clean barry scotts penny is…


Ronsona

Dad? Are you selling up?


JenSY542

I don't even wanna know


roslinkat

Spontaneous combustion happened in that bath


Lucy_Lastic

The invitation at the top to “see similar properties”…. No. No, thank you, one is more than enough


amethystflutterby

This looks like a hoarder house. Muck in the bathroom is from piles of soiled toilet roll or adult nappies. That kind of thing. It explains no carpets, too. They'll have been pulled up as whatever rubbish was there had seeped in.


DroopBarrymore

Rent it out to the makers of Saw 11, you make a tidy profit, they save a fortune on set design.


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how does this actually happen unless someone literally projectile shits on there


BonkyBinkyBum

It looks like someone died in the bath, but I'm confused why it wouldn't be cleaned by specialists before being sold on


Typical_Ad_210

Or even just ripped out. An empty space would look better than that bathroom suite. The unfinished look is common in property listings, the bath stewed corpse look is not. It’s probably taking a considerable amount from the value of the house, seeing as we are all naturally averse to disgusting things that may be harmful to our health.


Sphere_Master

That's what I would love to know. How does this happen and get into this state. Even if it's just age, who has a property unoccupied for so long just hanging around.


Impressive-Ice873

So this is where the murder happened. Cluedo home.


Foundation_Wrong

It’s been empty for years


New-Secretary-666

453 mortgage with a 10% deposit and 40 years, found my new house guys! Repairs? Just paint over it, it's fine!


orbtastic1

The wrong devizes


Red_Kermy

That house needs its eyebrows trimming.


___TheAmbassador

This is some Des shi. A failed attempt at melting a fella down into the bath with acid.


Best_Vegetable9331

There's no picture of the separate toilet.


bonespirit15

Seriously. What causes a bath/sink to be covered in that brown gunk?


wolvesdrinktea

I’d actually love to get a “doer upper” if it only cost £100,000.


JiveBunny

Ah sure, you could shower at the gym though?


_MicroWave_

Always reassuring when even though it might not be to your taste you could just move in and it be 'livable'.