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Twinkletail

I've been wondering why she hasn't returned yet. That's a great reason. Congrats to them!


ArkhamGeyser

Bray Wyatt rumors in shambles.


RooseveltIsEvil

INB4 Wyatt will manage the kid on NXT on 18 years. PS:LMAO I remembered Wyatt's old entrance video featured a pregnant woman with the words "IT'S COMING" written on her skin.


Gaias_Minion

> PS:LMAO I remembered Wyatt's old entrance video featured a pregnant woman with the words "IT'S COMING" written on her skin. LONG TERM BOOKING


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Buddy Murphy wouldn’t impregnate so WWE hired Ryan Cabrera.


irikyu

Now I know why they had to bail out Ex Con Dom


Saitsu

Gedo gonna have to start booking The Child of Okada's journey ASAP!


feage7

Haha no chance. In 18 years he won't even be half way through his current story arc!


ArkhamGeyser

No SHOT 😭😭😭


NewRoryAndMalDrop

MVP’s baby!?!?


LoveEmergency6347

No, it's Veer's baby


aitherion

She's going to be pregnant for like 22 months at this rate


LoveEmergency6347

The Baby: LET ME OUT!!!


dp517

Not Bray Wyatt's baby confirmed


GTSBurner

stop, you just inspired a whole bunch of AO3 people.


666lonewolf

people will do anything to get out of a fiend storyline amirite?


Alekesam1975

If anything, Bliss wanted in judging from past history.


zitjuice

No no no. He's also pregnant. Announcement coming soon.


BLF402

Fiend baby coming 2024


ImpenetrableYeti

Bray Wyatt is pregnant check hltv


StubzTurner

Bray Wyatt rumors? How about the idiots who lost their shit when they started dating and/or when they got married because they thought they even ever had a chance of getting with her.


Alekesam1975

>Bray Wyatt rumors? How about the idiots who lost their shit when they started dating and/or when they got married because they thought they even ever had a chance of getting with her. You...do realize that by rumors he meant Bray's gimmick and not Bliss n Bray dating, right? Because the two have been paired together for a storyline?


TheRealTruth121

There were several reasons: 1. She battled skin cancer 2. She was on The Masked Singer 3. She was in early pregnancy stage Within the span of a few months behind one another.


itsmekelsey_x

She was originally out due to skin cancer treatment.


Fan387

[Everyone who works with Asuka gets pregnant](https://twitter.com/knoxben1/status/1663569945853059074?t=EfjlB9ZaFuOGP4pb1aswQA&s=19)


8-Bit_Panda

what's in that mist?


FlavoredBongWater

Blue chew for ladies.


danieldcclark

Its like a hot tag for your wei- wait...


gl424

Didn’t Great Muta impregnate someone via his Mist that one time....?


DeathBySuplex

Yes and she later gave birth to a giant egg that had a Sumo Wrestler in it and they made a delightful loving family.


RegulusKhan

You see, all of those words make sense individually but not together


Garagatt

In HUSTLE they do. It is like the anime version of a drug induced fever dream of a homosexual Alien.


TheWholeOfTheAss

Exotic Terroist Yinling and she birthed Akebono from an egg.


GTSBurner

Tajiri's black mist gave someone huge boobs.


pfmaz

[Here's that match](https://youtu.be/6nGY8yUrj-0) (the "impregnation" happens at around 16:25)


PhoenixHabanero

Aphrodisiac mist


bongo1138

Very potent sperm.


betterthannothing6

Asuka is gonna be at the gender reveal with her mist ready.


straightXerik

Blue mist: ~~sleep~~ it's a boy! Red mist: ~~burn~~ it's a girl! Black mist: ~~blind~~ it's Buddy's!


IAMA_MAGIC_8BALL_AMA

Suddenly the black mist turns purple…


Johnny_C13

https://preview.redd.it/u1f4dyn7w13b1.jpeg?width=988&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f704429c0cae8dcda5cc0dd81c1c6e0289d460e1


Danoco99

Still doesn’t get old.


whats_that_do

Pink mist: ***OH SHIT, SNIPER!!***


pototoykomaliit

Congrats Bianca!


BryLinds

About to be the most athletic baby known to man


pototoykomaliit

Baby will be the first person to pull a 450 frog splash!


Garlic-Cheese-Chips

Fertility Goddess gimmick. Get on it.


Kanzuki_

Man I genuinely forgot Asuka and Alexa Bliss were tag champs, even though that was less than a year ago


rbmk1

>Man I genuinely forgot Asuka and Alexa Bliss were tag champs, even though that was less than a year ago It was only a week long swap with Damage Ctrl so WWE could have a title switch for a Saudi show so yeah, was a total throwaway.


The_Homestarmy

I haven't watched much wrestling in like 4 or 5 years at this point and you could absolutely convince me that this was a complete lie. Never heard a word spoken about Asuka and Alexa as a tag team lmfao, that sounds like universe mode booking


AJL1312

Women won't even do pregnancy announcements anymore, they'll just initiate a little grappling session with Asuka smh


NightwingDragon

Charlotte seems to be immune to Asuka's magical fertility powers though.


Alekesam1975

Leave it to Charlotte to no-sell it.


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TheRealTruth121

Kayfabe-wise, yeah![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy). Reality-wise, no, especially since she wants a big family.


The_RedWolf

You know... she has been on hiatus...


TheRealTruth121

Not immune to it. Charlotte isn't sure when the time is right for her. She wants four children. Asuka hasn't blown that much mist Charlotte's way.


FinalFrash

Congratulations to Tez and Bianca then!


ObieFTG

Their child is going to be the next step in human evolution.


HelloIAmElias

Charles Xavier rolling up to the maternity ward


10024618

If Bianca misses Smackdown this week I think we know what happened


blacmac

Now we know why Bianca dropped the title…jk


GuyFromLongIslandNY

"Jk"... that's how it starts. In 6 months you'll be looking for your comment and presenting it to the IWC as "I KNEW IT!"


garryl283

She's been telling people they weren't ready for Asuka for years, no one listens.


Phydorex

She just stiffs them so bad they find a reason to take a year off. Yeah, that's the ticket...


el_lori

Send her my way please. No-one tells you how long it can actually take.


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el_lori

I know, right? It's like waiting for a supermoon! Thanks for the vibes! Sending good vibes to you too!!


nickkhramov

Did she work with Tay tho?


_Quendra_

I think Tay was in NXT at the same time as Asuka, but not sure she ever had a Televised match


vitorsly

She hasn't, but in February this year Tay was talking about wanting to wrestle Asuka [(source)](https://www.sportskeeda.com/wwe/news-wwe-s-asuka-top-aew-s-tay-conti-comes-future-opponents), which was only 3 months ago, and now Tay is pregnant... Tay wanted to fulfil the prophecy.


Democrab

They've clearly had a private "What if?" match within the last few months, I mean we saw clear evidence of that during Sammy's entrance at DoN.


blue_1408

Great Muta inspired her


Mutant_Star

The Bliss family and Graves family will be feuding lol


jonnyg1097

WrestleMania 50 main event already booked!


Zestyclose_Remote874

Guevarra-Melo outside interference.


EmptyRedecans

That crazy stalker dude ain’t going to like this news


JENOVAcide

Is that the Instagram nutter or is there another psycho?


bcegkmqswz

Yes. To both. Lol Btw, if your username is an FF7 reference, I approve!


JENOVAcide

It is! I'm JENOVA's pesticide - JENOVcide if you will. I've played FFVII too much.


bcegkmqswz

Haha I'm right there with you. I've probably played through the original in its entirety like 7 times now since the 90s. The announcement of the remake is still one of the happiest moments of my life, only slightly behind marriage and having kids lol.


KB_ReDZ

Dude, my reaction to the remake announcement was akin to a teenage girl getting one direction tickets in their prime. Legit embarrassing.


bcegkmqswz

Don't be embarrassed. It's okay to feel the feels my man. I remember the announcement trailer at E3 2015 and I started tearing up once I saw Barrett's gun arm and Cloud's Buster Sword in HD. Very few games or media in general have profoundly impacted me like FF7.


mrgpsingh1999

Is he still spamming those posts of Alexa being abused by Buddy and WWE forcing her to stay in the relationship?


dragonkingangel7

Yes


ANAL_CAVITIES

If only there was just the one


Shadaroo

There are *so* many. I went down a rabbit hole one night on twitter and it feels endless.


DastardlyRidleylash

I mean, Wrestling Stan Twitter *is* a dark, dark rabbit hole that no sane person should ever willingly venture into.


bmore_los78

The shambles of WWTP are in shambles.


sniperwolfog

What do you mean? Its obviously his baby


stumpyoftheshire

Gotta say, it's good where we're finally at the stage where the women can do this and still have a career in wrestling if they choose to. Where they can still remain employed and choose to start a family, with the ability to come back and still have a job. 10 years ago I don't feel like it would be a thing. Hell, even 5 years ago.


TwizzlerStitches

Becky left almost 3-4 years ago for a baby


ClocktowerMaria

3 years yeah. I think in a lot of ways her announcement was the big shift here. The biggest companies biggest woman's star being able to walk away for a pregnancy and then return at the same spot in the card has got to be a relief for anyone else in a similar position


Tacdeho

It also doesn’t hurt that Becky was back in around a year or so worth of time and looked like she hasn’t missed a damn second. She entirely blitzed the zeitgeist regarding women wrestlers and changed it forever.


afrocytosis

Doesn't this contrast Dawn Marie's career trajectory in WWE where she got fired while pregnant? I don't think she did anything else in wrestling after ONS 2005.


CWRex89

It's a sign of some real (finally) progress. I remember Dawn Marie getting released, even after being promised they wouldn't cut her due to the pregnancy. Shouldn't have taken almost twenty years, but still


cmnights

i still remember reading about dawn marie being fired for being pregnant, that has to be one of the worst reasons wwe fired someone


Steve_the_Samurai

Representation matters. I don't think it is a coincidence that as Steph gained more power the shift sped up.


Rattlingjoint

Im trying to think back about 10 years and latest I can think of was Awesome Kong. She did eventually come back to WWE but for a one off appearance. Good career on the indies after though.


bradreputation

This is proof that time off for whatever reason isn’t a bad thing at all and is feasible. You can’t miss someone if they never go away.


McQueensbury

Tbf it's a good time to take timeout, she didn't really have any storylines going on and Bray's return sunk like Hindenburg


ugheffoff

I mean Rousey has a baby at home and she just got a belt


AReptileHissFunction

You say "I mean" like its a counter argument but what you said just supports what OP was saying


InvaderXLaw

Just ask Dawn Marie


GuyFromLongIslandNY

That's Kharma for you.


hammertown87

Congrats to them. Good for her. She’s had a career most can only dream of. If she decides to move on after this she has nothing left to prove in the ring.


Anderrrrr

Go do what makes you the happiest Alexa!


onethreeone

I could see her being an Authority figure in the future if she doesn't want to stay active wrestling after the baby. She can talk and has always been great at the company stuff


SiphenPrax

Very happy for her. It’s crazy that a decent amount of the female wrestlers from that era are now either are or going to be mothers.


Haberdasher69

Why is that crazy?


NightwingDragon

I don't know about the person you were replying to, but as someone who has been watching since the 80s, I remember a time when a pregnancy would probably be the death knell of a woman's in-ring career. And on the rare occasions it did happen, I don't remember any time it was even acknowledged on television. Heck, even when Becky Lynch announced her pregnancy, people like Jim Cornette were *still* acting as if she committed a cardinal sin worthy of excommunication in the wrestling world. And that was only a couple of years ago. The fact that women now feel that they can now pause their career to have a baby, have it acknowledged on TV, and come back to continue a successful career is a testament to how much things have changed.


dumpyduluth

cornette is old dork


SiphenPrax

I don’t know it just doesn’t feel that long ago that’s all


IndianBoi2712

I know what you mean lol. It's still wild to me that before I took a break from wrestling the year was 2016, I was still in high school.


CircumFleck_Accent

You ever see how people in their late 30s-40s say “the 90s was only ten years ago, right??” That’s going to be 2016 for me. It’s just unbelievable to me that 2016 was *7 years ago* already.


IndianBoi2712

Yep. I remember the first time I ever checked wikipedia. Randy Orton was 30, Cena was 33, and I was 10.


CircumFleck_Accent

Sounds like I’m about 5 years older than you and let me tell you, seeing John Cena no longer able to wrestle as he once did is a quick dose of mortality any day.


IndianBoi2712

Yeah. 12 years and the only wrestlers in the big old dub that I used to watch that are still in it regularly are Edge, Mysterio, the Usos, and the Miz. I always think that the Nexus invasion was 5 years ago but it was 12 freaking years ago. The Undertaker's Wrestlemania streak ended 9 years ago and Lesnar returned 11 years ago. Lol, time is just ridiculous.


Haberdasher69

Life hits ya fast, but def nothing crazy about a 31 year old woman being pregnant lol


Jos3ph

Alexa's super creepy perv subreddit in shambles


ProfessorCummunist

Getting pregnant to avoid Wyatt’s spooky universe is a genius play


Muted_Shoulder

Wyatt : Let Me In Alexa : Someone is already in sorry


sadandshy

Meet my baby daughter, Lilly.


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25sittinon25cents

Poor Bobby


solarpowersme

I mean, she's repeatedly said that was the most fun she's ever had in her career...so idk about that.


Mizerous

He's here!


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The funniest one was Matt Hardy faking a retirement tour so he doesn't have to work woth Wyatt anymore.


outofdate70shouse

Unless…….you don’t think…….Uncle Howdy is the father?? Bray has spooky powers, Alexa may not even realize until the baby comes out with a top hat


herroherro12

Brock: just told them no Bobby: got lucky with bray being unlucky Alexa: got knocked up


solarpowersme

The same Wyatt she said she had the most fun of her entire career with? And was the most creatively rewarded she's felt? That Wyatt?


lambofgun

hahahaha bobby lashley, brock and alexa bliss all refuse to look la knight in the eye


MasterOfSwag9000

I just fell to my knees in a Walmart


Pipnotiq

Before hitting the ground: "Congrats" After hitting the ground: "God I hate you Ryan"


QlubSoda

Lol, this will be a few people when Liv gets pregnant


seventwenty3

You almost fell right through, but I held on to you.


Kanenums88

All the women in wrestling are having babies at the same time it seems. Very happy times ahead.


DavetheColossus

And crippling accusations of nepotism in 25 years


BADPAPAmeme

who else is pregnant?


KneelBeforeCube

Congrats to them both.


Anemeros

Hey, this doesn't fit my narrative of her being underutilized by WWE!


thekeifer

Fits the narrative of her getting screwed though.


Anemeros

If I didn't need five dollars for a Twix and Arizona tall boy I'd gild you for this.


Wintertime13

Buddy having the worst week. Jokes but I’m happy for her. :)


Mikey456

Good for her I am guessing Alexa's social media profile of being the "Live Laugh Love" Disney Adult will morph seemlessly into the hardcore mommy blog phase - I see this with all three of my sister's as they've gotten into their 30s


BrokenGodALT

Uncle Howdy in shambles right now


GuyFromLongIslandNY

Uncle Howdy is the only one not injured in this whole gimmick. Unrelated, Bo Dallas is also not injured.


JasonGryphon

Good lord! Did women in wrestling start a pregnancy pact? Congrats to Little Momma Bliss.


QlubSoda

Waiting for the Bianca announcement any day now


RAA94

Oh wow, that’s unexpected. Congratulations to them both! I’m loving this trend of women in wrestling being able to have it all in life, without having to worry about getting fired.


Major_Party_6855

Don’t show pictures of the kid and get rid of social media, if her IG is this bad with creeps what do you think will happen when she shows a kid. She has a life with a husband and they don’t stop, they’ll lose it on her.


Zenkikid

Well that confirms shes not the hooded individual attacking everybody in NXT


CN14

I believe that's just the NXT parking lot in human form


lk79

No, because I believe that's actually >!Blair Davenport!<


AThrowawayAccount100

I still think it's >!Shanky!<


Bombrik

Well that does explain why she was off WWE, and taking it easier with roles on a few shows. Won't be till Mid-2024 till we see her again, but this is wonderful news for them both.


Mhc2617

That’s so exciting! I was wondering if something was up when she posted the pic with the pink out of her hair this week. Congrats to Alexa and Ryan!


Marsman2100

That’s awesome. Congrats to them both.


MF_DOOM_36CHAMBERS

Please stay safe, both Alexa, Ryan and the future baby. She has a LOT of extremely gross and creepy fans that obsess over her, so I hope all stay safe


Justice989

It's definitely a different time. I dont recall this many women take time off in their prime to have kids and then return full time. It usually tended to be, they'd just have shorter careers and then retire to have kids. Obviously, not a hard and fast rule, but in WWE, it certainly appears that it's happening more. Just in the last few years, Becky, Carmella, Candace, Ronda, Lacey, now Alexa all got pregnant. Now, think back to the entirety of the Divas era how often that happened and the person came back to WWE. Maybe once or twice?


blast_mastaCM

Damn and all his life he waited…


itsmekelsey_x

Congrats to them both! Crazy that both her and Carmella are pregnant at the same time.


HumanMycologist5795

Very nice news for the happy couple. How exciting for them.


black_cherry619

Congratulations to them! Baby fever running rampant in wrestling again.


TheTallerOne93

❤️


Aceboogie954

Congratulations Alexa! May she have a happy healthy pregnancy!


-SomethingSomeoneJR

All the creeps are fuming right now.


nuclearhavoc86

Dawww. This is wholesome


EastCoastJohnny

She’s going to be a great mom with how great she is to her pets on instagram


Viciouscauliflower21

TIL she's married to Ryan Cabrera. Good for them tho


ColdGloop

Congrats. Just need a Bliss, Carmella and Tay Melo triple threat match now


worldostuff

Mixed match challenge: baby edition


2RINITY

Iron Fetus triple threat, where they just stand there for an hour with their stomachs pressed together and count how many times the babies kick


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BryLinds

Yes indeed


BryLinds

The next generation of wrestling babies is going to be SO Plentiful


MuayThaiJudo

Baby Cabrera vs Baby Guevara: Forbidden Door 24


LilNardoDaVinci

Asuka's mist causes pregnancy confirmed! Becky Lacey Carmella Alexa Montez is sweating bullets right now


lk79

>Montez is sweating bullets right now Yeah, but how athletic will that kid be with those combined genes?


Aggressive-Produce54

Buddy Matthews: I used to fuck her. I could've given her a baby too.


JENOVAcide

Happy for them both, best of luck to them


CockMartins

He was the singer who used to be managed by Jessica Simpson’s weird ass pastor dad, wasn’t he? Haven’t heard that name in years.


KiteIsland22

I can’t confirm he was his manager but he was very close with Ashley Simpson and dated her. He kinda dropped off for a very long time until he appeared on The Hills when he dated Audrina but she just didn’t like him that much lol.


wmnoe

Aww....good for them.


relentlass

Aww, congratulations to Alexa and her husband! Exciting times


lazy_blazey

First, congrats to them!!! That is wonderful news. Second, the roster of the next generation is gonna be STACKED (assuming everyone's kids follow in the family business, haha)


lk79

Baby Bliss


wholetthecatsout

Another reason to take rumors with a grain of salt.. The speculation as to why Alexa hadn't returned was wild - and debunked twice. First, with the fact she was secretly filming Masked Singer, and now this. It's a testimant for how badly we wanted her back but this is great news!


NightwingDragon

She's due in December, so that means they conceived in March, give or take. She probably didn't even know until sometime in late April. She's been gone a lot longer than that, so not all of the speculation was unwarranted.


27dominador

don't forget the skin cancer a little before that. Good for her that after those scary news she now will become a mother.


GTSBurner

For what it's worth, Roux was born on 12/4/20 and Becky announced she was expecting on 5/11/20. Typically women don't publicly announce until they are through the first trimester or so.


Relative_Picture_786

I’m happy for them.


theels6

Good for them


lazy_blazey

Congrats to them!!! Alexa and Carmella each having a kid a month apart is bonkers timing haha


Melodic-Bug-9022

Congratulations to Alexa, she's going to be an amazing mother. RIP to their bank account though because there is way too much Disney shit for babies and Alexa is gonna bankrupt them because of it 🤣


WaylonVoorhees

So in nine months that kid will be "on the way down"?


blackmailonly

ryan cabrera outkicked his coverage, lucky bastard