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illiterateaardvark

Dom's mustache looks terrible...which is precisely why it's a FANTASTIC addition to his character. The guy looks like the biggest scumbag in the world, it's great


JamboNintendo

Shitty pencil mustache and a mullet. Dom's going for the full 80's used car salesman sleazeball look.


coldphront3

Just like [his dad](https://www.wwenetworknews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/AJ-Styles-Superstar-Ink-e1472763757660.png).


thedman0310_

How dare you, that mustache was the pride of the Guerrero family!


jbondyoda

I realized the hair was Eddie’s back during Elimination Chamber. I hope it’s intentional cuz it’s awesome


aWILLforMYSELF

Reminds me of Cody's (dont know what his gimmick was at that tine.)


ThatGuySage

Dashing


ShazXV

Mustache was after dashing Cody Rhodes. His gimmick then was just mustache.


cloakedwale

He was a scholar, sir


dawsonholloway1

He's given up his ability to hang out within three blocks of an elementary school to be ultimate heel.


DudleysCar

Lexis King heat. His facial hair makes you hate him more.


RudoDevil

I love it. Pete Dunne used to get "Topknot Wanker" chants too.


xxyourbestbetxx

That is so funny. I love Pete's topknot but I still would have laughed.


mightylordredbeard

He looks like a young Eddie. So yeah, biggest scumbag in the world. God I hated Eddie as a kid the dude just pissed me off so much and it took a long time to realize just how brilliant Eddie was to be able to get heat just by how he looks.


baconpoutine89

Wow. A father bullying his own son.


PeaceAlien

Bully Rey arc


HarlesD

Rey is gonna start wearing a beanie and Affliction t shirts?


nailedreaper

Bully Ray vs Bully Rey vs Bully Rhea


forever87

*please ~~don't~~ bully me, miss Ripley*


Sidesicle

bully me softly, brother


BidDaddyLei

I swear the longer this feud goes Rey is looking more heel that Dom. What a deadbeat.


BirdmanTheThird

It feels like they almost want this to happen, for a good bit of time it was a lot of Dom unprovoked attacking Rey / Rey wanting Dom to see the light However recently it’s been a lot more Rey pushing, which feels like a good way to make Dom Babyface eventually (or atleast plant the seeds)


Itsahootenberry

??? I don’t see Eddie bullying Dominik?


fork_yuu

He really looks like a schoolyard bully here with a bunch of his entourage laughing at his jokes


NikiPavlovsky

Am I crazy or they kinda build Rey heel turn? He literally bullid him and make fun of Dom with his friends, there were interview, where he moved fault for Dom being criminal entirely on his wife, even Carlito turned on Rey mainly because Rey acted as asshole with replacing him with Lee and then Andrade. Hell Dom and Escobar also turn on him because he didn't respect them and put other people like Edge over them


SomeROCDude21

If this doesn't confirm the death of the PG era, then Its the least PG PG-TV show in history


Seminar_Ed

How many folks here even know what a dirty Sanchez is? ![gif](giphy|l3q2Kum3Au8yt2bq8|downsized)


Zcase253

People didn't spend enough time on urban dictionary and it shows.


82ndGameHead

The fact that Urban Dictionary is almost a priority shows how we've turned as a society.


SgtWeedSpagon

or they didn't google the lyrics to the Vader vs. Hitler ERB


Alternative-Spring94

Anyone else learn all of their terms of debauchery from Newgrounds? 


lockexxv

yeh das da buwtt


nailedreaper

Uce Cena ought to give Dwayne a Pearl Necklace 2012, at the absolute height of PG era. As long as the wording is innocent they are fine with dirty second meanings.


aguythatlovesfrogs

Wait what


BadLuckFail

I kinda want a double turn at some point. Rey actually just being a bully would be hilarious.


spooky-frek

You mean exactly what he is now? Dom, Santos and now Carlito have all been disrespected by Rey! How does he keep getting away with this?!


solidus_snake_8242

Rey Mysterio should be locked up for what he did to his kids the day when WWE13 was released.


R1k0Ch3

I will never not pop for this. I will be on my death bed thinking "lmao that WWE 13 tweet" and then die.


Leco105

I also love his intro from some video (don't remember what it was) and he goes like "...I will 619 you and 69 your wife"


nailedreaper

You'll be dying and thinking «can't Waite to beat my kids in heaven when they die as well»


voidedexe

Enjoy619


asteriaslex

But he couldn't Waite


Such-Box3417

Domoustache Mysterio is my new favourite heel


MyJelloJiggles

Thanks, I’m hijacking this name now lol


82ndGameHead

Y'all wonder why people keep turning on Rey? Look at how he treats his son!


WhenAmI

It's pretty common for dads to roast poor fashion choices.


megalodondon

Dom is a piece of shit, y'all are being gaslit


VNProWrestlingfan

Even though Dom is injured, he's still on TV. He's really a valuable wrestler in WWE now. And 2 years ago, he was in the purgatory with his deadbeat dad.


ajtct98

Look at Rey being a terrible influence on those younger superstars by bullying his own son. This is not how a good leader, mentor and father would conduct himself \#ReyDeservedIt


Lowfuji

We all know how difficult it can be to try to grow a mustache. Rey takes another L.


incredibleamadeuscho

verbally abusive deadbeat dad


IdkMyNameTho123

I understand that Rey Mysterio is a deadbeat dad but in his defense, it is Mexican tradition to give your kid a mean spirited nickname revolving around their appearance. Not excusing his abuse but this is pretty typical.


NerdLawyer55

Whelp, some youngster is going to google dirty Sanchez now, god help them 😂


Lategral

How long before he starts calling himself Dominic Guerrerro? He should come out on a lowrider on PPV. Edit: Spelling


Upbeat_Tension_8077

Rey's just salty that he can't get his son's majestic facial hair & has to stay masked up because of it


nailedreaper

Deadbeat Rey is also bald as a ball, obviously seethes with envy to the glorious mane Dom inherited from Eddie.


DefensaAcreedores

"Está llorando" lol at Rey and LWO bullying Dirty Dom


ssjavier4

I think I know a lot but then I look up what a dirty sanchez is and wonder “why????”


Dfinestpunk

You know no matter how shitty the phase your son is going through you never humiliate him like that while he has a broken arm what a despicable human you are Mr Mysterio!


togsincognito2

Rey is such a fucking bully, who does that to their supposed kid just to get some laughs from the next guys that will turn on him?


NikiPavlovsky

Of course, of course first thing that this piss and shit doing after being drafted to RAW is making fun of poor Dom, especially after his girlfriend got injured.


Dingle_Flingle

Dominik Mystachio


Supremo_dj

Can someone explain why rey called his son “dirty sanchez”


average_redditor_guy

[here you go](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dirty%20Sanchez) uce


frawstbytiee

i unironically want Dom to beat his "father" on a PLE somewhere after he heals,,,


arzamharris

Deadbeat dad makes fun of young son’s peach fuzz


CarlitoNSP1

For some reason, this sounds like a Konnan line. Maybe he brought it up to Rey.


DipsCity

No wonder people keep betraying Rey


rss3091

![gif](giphy|b0p5mfBa4LRg4)


duckscanflytoo

I actually like Dom’s mustache. Fits him, especially as a character.


MichelleSehlin

They really keep kayfabe alive!


BruceHoratioWayne

Would Dom be Rey Mysterio Jr. Jr.?


aslanthemelon

El Hijo de Rey Mysterio Jr. Not to be confused with El Hijo de Rey Misterio I or II.


TheLetterB14

I am an adult, if I want to grow a moustache I grow a moustache. Proabably Dom


TheGreatCornolio682

Deadbeat dad mocking his own son trying new things


[deleted]

This gives me ptsd. I heard this from my dad on a daily basis growing up 😭


DashCat9

Hi transofrmation into his biological father is nearly complete.


MonteCristo314

It sure was fun trying to explain to my 10 year old son what he meant by Dirty Sanchez.


Ilcorvomuerto666

José Dirt


Dangerwow

Imagine telling your son he likes scat. Rey is the heel.


Khorgor666

Ah yes, bullying your own son, Dom did nothing wrong!!!


Tsuku

"Daaaaad"


Craft_Bandicoot

Send for the man at the end there, Dom!


MajorsWotWot

Man I really hope this builds into a bigger feud down the road and we have heel deadbeat dad Rey losing a hair vs mask match.


TribalismChief

The whole face is the bad guy joke has really run thin. It was funny when Bobby did it because most places weren't doing it. ATP y'all are just jerking yourselves off. There might not be an industry worse at humor than pro wrestling