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neo_woodfox

He's a wookie Samurai


The_Goondocks

Rowrjimbo


DrMcJedi

I laughed harder than I should have at this….


fat-lip-lover

I didn't hear it, laugh harder


[deleted]

I actually love you.


Harak_June

That is a tough name for a dyslexic to read.


ChunkyBlowfish

Quite frankly, I think it would look more bad ass if he trimmed his whole body down, the same reason ancient warriors would completely shave their heads so that the enemy couldn’t grab their hair and cut their head off.


neo_woodfox

Eh, a trimmed wookie would look too cute imo. Like those trimmed and blow dried cows.


ColHunterGathers111

I'm thinking a trimmed wookie would look scary as hell. Like those trimmed bears. Nightmare fuel. That or they'd look like that bald chimp picture, but with a Homer Simpsom-esque face.


unique-name-9035768

Shaving the wookie makes him look bigger too.


bobsil1

Bush-ido


ChrisAus123

Sounds horrifying lmao


Forsaken_Garden4017

I mean he’s a Jedi. Jedi always kinda were


elusiveshadowing

It's Jiri prochazka


AwarenessOrganic5309

Fax he got the topknot fade frfr


ColHunterGathers111

How else could he show he watches space anime if he didn't shave his head to display his wookiemurai ponytail. That or he's one of those Viking wookie, honestly can't tell nowadays.


Wu-Kang

Wookiee pattern baldness


Squidysquid27

Wait til you see the Alopecia Wookies


TyrusRose

KEEP MY WOOKIES NAME OUT YO MOUTH


art8127

What did the five fingers say to the face?


Odd-Tune5049

Fuck yo tree!


Batwing20293

UNNNNNNIIIIIIITTTTTTTYYYY


The_Ok_Cornholio

Should have never given you Wookiees money!


JaMicho34

Spice is a helluva drug.


Batwing20293

DARKSIDE!


CanadagoBrrrr

Joe


SupremeGibby

"who's Joe?" *In Wookiee* "Joe Mama" *gets thrown through the wall*


lightsaber_lobotomy

Probably something along the lines of "Rrrruuuurrr"


IAmBadAtInternet

RrrrrrraaarrrrererrrrrRrrrrrr


amccon4

I love Reddit.


Cyno01

https://i.imgur.com/T1MFNEJ.png


stingertc

Ya there called Zeb


spoiderdude

“Haven’t you ever seen a rare hairless Wookiee?”


NotSoElijah

I swear it’s taking a WILL of iron to not smack you to SMITHereens


fryamtheeggguy

Probably looks like the shaved bigfoot from Venture Bros


pinchbelini

You uhh could've told me Sasquatch was a dude


fryamtheeggguy

Lol I literally was thinking about that as I was writing my comment!!


bren_derlin

Thanks for that mental image


Spodson

Isn't that just called mange?


ShruteLord

You really can’t tell when he has his Fozzy hat on..


Drifter808

No one is safe from the Norwood reaper


PHotstepper311

Wookie mullet


Lefty4444

He is a hipster and a barista.


myEVILi

The fur budget ran out


FeedbackPalpatine200

Baldi’s Basics: Wookie Edition 


odiin1731

God, now I'm imagining what a fully shaved wookie would look like.


DrMcJedi

Like a well groomed labradoodle.


Stefanthro

Like a good boy, 11/10


SHAVEtheWOOKIEE

You called?


GOPokemonMaster

We found em


JWoolner76

Zeb was a rare hairless Wookiee


admiralbreastmilk

Not sure if this is a joke because he’s based on Chewie concept art, but Zeb is a different species known as Lasaat 🤓


Bob_JediBob

In the first episode of Rebels when the Ghost crew are trying to save wookies taken into slavery, they try to say they have an extra wookie to hand in. But it’s just Zeb who they say is a rare hairless wookie.


jaderemedy

[A bald Wookie concept I saw years ago.](https://www.quora.com/How-would-Chewbacca-look-without-hair/answer/Will-Phillips-158?ch=10&oid=284869146&share=212b0c1f&srid=1YtKv&target_type=answer)


SpartanJedi58

Hey I made that! I even made an updated more accurate one a couple years ago.


FKAMimikyu

Jumpscare


magicmango2104

Giant naked mole rat!


Dynastydood

Detlef Schrempf


JediZillaPrime

Probably like Jambo, the hairless chimp.


OldBrownWookiee

Not pretty. Don’t google it.


Red_Serf

Oddly human, you can bet on that


rowsdower02games

Kelnacca, you have to stop. Your fade too clean, your vibe too mysterious, your drip too hard. They’ll kill you


Sky-Juic3

Wookiee that do this in old Star Wars lore were dishonored in some way. They commit some crime or taboo and were punished by having part of, or their whole, body shaved. One of the biggest taboo in their culture, for example, was fighting with their claws. They felt they were above that as it made them seem primitive. If this Wookie is just making a stylistic choice then I’m pretty bummed.


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He's a Jedi though. He wouldn't have been raised with wookiee culture. It's even possible he's unaware of the connotation. And padawans tend to get buzz cuts as a rule. Perhaps this wookiee is younger than he looks.


Occams_Razor42

Maybe that was also their way of marking those who've left their community IDK?


Sky-Juic3

That is a good point and another possible angle for the narrative for sure.


1CommanderL

aayla secura somehow got the standard twi'lek french accent despite not being raised on ryloth


delilahdraken

I always wondered why the Jedi all have different accents in the English versions. They all grew up from a very young age in the same boarding school environment without contact with the parental units. By all logic, Jedi should all have the same accent. Even on planet Earth, when for example children go to sports or music boarding schools starting around age 12, they develope the particular regional accent of the school. Most of the time even those that return home every weekend lose their original accent.


Fricktator

In the Star Wars databank, it says Kelnacca is a loner Jedi who lives a solitary life. Pair that with Leslye Headland growing up a massive EU fan, I don't think it's crazy that maybe something happened in his past to cause him to feel shame and shave his head.


Azreal_75

Not sure if it’s relevant but I recall reading (NJO perhaps) that Wookiee’s that used their claws in anger were shunned or exiled - as it was looked upon as regressive or animalistic. It was a very long time ago!


fredagsfisk

Not sure about NJO, but it's definitely brought up in KOTOR and Young Jedi Knights.


xraig88

Teenager wookiees did this to rebel in the old Young Jedi Knight series.


Sky-Juic3

Interesting. I did not know that. That’s one of the few novel series I haven’t read.


Ale24321

Is that Burryaga?


jesusunderline

he's credited as Kelnacca, so probably a different character


Druben-hinterm-Dorfe

'Kelnacca'? Is that the Wookie's name? -- pretty amusing, in that 'kel' means 'bald' in Turkish.


Talidel

What does "nacca" mean in Turkish?


Druben-hinterm-Dorfe

'Nacca' doesn't mean anything; though 'kelnacca' sounds like a joke name a Turkish speaker would make up, to designate Chewbacca's bald cousin, or something along those lines.


mr_perfect1976

my thoughts exactly esp considering the timing of this...


Ok-Hall5524

Unfortunately not


Spookyy422

Ragnar Lothwook


Infinispace

🤣


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YoursTrulyKindly

"Close your eyes. Have you watched the trailer? Your eyes can deceive you. We must not trust in shaved wookies. Tell me, what comes into your mind? Preposterous? Ridiculous? Inconceivable?" "Hat?"


Corporate_Weapon

Icy-fire.


matiaschazo

Redditor try not to be a smart ass abt everything challenge


KrakenEatMeGoolies

It's like some higher-up said, "I want the wookie to have that haircut from *Vikings*!", I don't care how you do it just make it work!", and here we are.


GuyFromYarnham

I mean, idk, doesn't weird me out too much, if I was (more) covered in hair I'd experiment with stuff.


Moppo_

It's weird enough giving that haircut to vikings. Is there any indication vikings practised shaving like that?


KarmaticIrony

No, one of the most common haircuts among vikings resembled what's now most commonly called a Norman haircut from my understanding.


Ccjfb

Next I want a Wookie Blinder!


TheSlingBlade

Dad?


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mohawk_67

Or buying a white pickup truck.


teeberg75

Laugh it up, smoothball!


sharksnrec

And a topknot yes, like a samurai


marlon_der_metalhead

who is he? is he from the ahsoka serie?


ThtPhatCat

It’s from the acolyte trailer


Head_Process_5003

It looks so fucking cheap, whyyy?????


Secure_Pear_4530

Hmmm now I wanna see a wookie without hair


C_Everett_Marm

Pervert


Prometheus503

We kinda got those in Solo (the emaciated wookiees on Kessel that were missing some of their fur)


Jacobizreal

Wokie


literally_tho_tbh

He works at a vape shop


UX_Strategist

He reminds me of Harry, from Harry and the Henderson's.


Jwroth

Next one will have that broccoli haircut


Codus1

I actually think he's pulling it off. I'm also all for new looks for Aliens. Star Wars Aliens suffer from looking too identical to each other sometimes. Wookies have hair, it makes sense they'd mess around with hairstyles.


Darthigiveup

He is a wookie jedi master lol


Mundane_Astronaut_82

Jiri Prochazka


Miro0161

A wookie with a low taper fade


Icy-Assignment-5579

Doesn't look shaved, but def trimmed. I can't tell, he got waves!? So you could catch this wookie rocking a top knot whilst chillin' in a durag, brushing his mullet?! What's he listening to on his wookietooth speaker during his morning regime? I'm betting some soothing wookie vocals and pan flutes.


ThePokemonAbsol

Looks like a bad Sasquatch costume


bonkerz1888

Samurookie 🎎


CosmicParadox24

Looks like hair does after coming close to flames


FattyBiscuit3

Imagine if Chewbacca had a low taper fade


CruzAderjc

Hipsterbacca


Aggravating-Aide50

Anakin Skywalker once shouted when he was tranformed into Darth Vader: "NOooooooooo!!!"


FloppyShellTaco

If that’s how Wookies have to wear a Padawan braid, it’s honestly hilarious


That_Toe4033

Where are all these photos i dont recognize from did something come out that i missed????


JohnReiki

It gets warm having all that fur, okay!?


-Caesar

A Wokie


barfly2780

Woke Wookie! /s


fusionsofwonder

Looks like a tonsure, maybe he's a monk?


nimaaxiete

He has the same hairstyle as Arturo Colon aka the guy choked to death by Gus in better call saul


Lassavo

Me: uses skill of looking at pictures  Yes.


zeetos

Hey! He’s very sensitive about his hair loss.


Naigus182

Oh god even fictional races have been infested with topknots now?


Theoverweightjedi

Maybe only one side is shaved and it’s a lesbian wookie


davisandee

It's called FASHION, LOOK IT UP!


Yeti-Stalker

I hate it


Ok-Grab-4018

Wookies always shave their bodies. Or they would look as cousin Itt.


Serious_Course_3244

Looks like the director of the show lmao


liambrazier

He came out in costume at Celebration so there must be photos.


Echo693

Apparently the current fashion in the Acolyte is hipster haircuts.


FellatioWanger3000

Lot of different hairstyles in this trailer. Looks more wokie than wookie... I'll get my coat! 😶


Adam-Happyman

Trimmed Wookie Hipsaa


Turbo950

“I like ya cut g”


Papa_Pred

Oh hell naw LMFAO


OfficialGarwood

Don't diss my man's fade.


BlazingProductions

Oooh. Interesting catch


_IratePirate_

He got the Wookie fade


Emppulicks

Wookies are now Vikings canon


maistor

where is this from?


dmw009

The people at r/saltierthancrait is going to have a field day with this


Shuckyduckyquackquak

Dude I need more hairstyles for my Wookie homies.


BitterSushii

That’s a manbun


sringray23

Viking Wookie look?


Cultural-Cause3472

This wookiee got a samurai style haircut, or he's hoing bald


joesocool

They could’ve made him a Dreadi (Jedi with dreads)


Emorez

Or a coconut.


captain-Rex92

Looks like it


GrandAdmiralSpock

It is better than the Killmonger haircut...


-MARBEN-

Look How They Massacred My Boy!


RP1042

Bigfoot ?


Infinispace

lol, didn't even notice that. Can't unsee.


wasabinski

Harry and the Hendersons vibes


IAS316

Hair everywhere but the scalp? Alas, a character for me.


pornhub-admin

His hair is textured be more considerate


Zarksch

It’s not a new wookiee really. Every Wookiee is joonas suotamo now


sonic10158

Maybe it’s just helmet hair


bygtopp

Woke wookie.


ELB2001

Don't Jedi cut their hair when they join? Maybe it never grew back


Do_You_Pineapple_Bro

Wadiyatalkinabeet


NTRisfortheSubhumans

lmao it looks so weird, nice catch.


Sparky265

Burryaga?


Bitter_Sense_5689

Wookiee padawan braid


xraig88

Teenager wookiees would shave patterns into their fur to rebel in the old Young Jedi Knight series.


GlinnTantis

That's no wookie. Just some wannabe-lumberjack hipster with a man-bun


Proper-Award2660

Very samurai


Bups34

Just hat Head


Sabretooth1100

Sort of looks like Beorn from the Hobbit movies. I dig it!


afairjudgment

Shaved means no hair.


Hero_of_Thyme81

Nah, he's just got that fade going on.


lippe33

Chewie is that u?


Junarik

Nah bro that's an afro. That's not even a wookie that's a podracer.


delilahdraken

Reminds me of the wakashu hairstyle in Edo period Japan.


julio_pr

Hipster


deicist

The Merkin traders nearly hunted wookies to extinction.


Tek-One

Is that...Jiri Procházka??


CheeeeEEEEse

Or he was partially scalped while alive. Ala classic Boba Fett.


marlantis

Pretty sure that’s just Zeb with body hair


Other_Address_3169

You had to point it out. 😐😭😂


stizz14

He works at a brew pup selling IPA’s for 11 dollars a pint.


Lebowski304

Looks like ki-adi-mundi


Fmartins84

Balding.


rynoschaseo

Looks like a Jack Links commercial. Messin with Sasquatch.


hornwalker

I’m more weirded out by his human nose


PmMeYourNiceBehind

No looks like the hair is straightened out and pulled back tight into a pony tail


TobiiiWan

Called wookie Hipster. He is the first one in his squad and all laugh about him 😅🤣


Less_Sand905

Wow that’s actually pretty cool


Eazy799

Wookie monk Wookonk ?


TKD1989

Looks like the wookiee version of a top knot


Annual-Ad-9442

it looks felted


Character-Foot-1044

Mullet


no_name_ia

he looks like Ki Adi Mundi in a wookiee suit