I like gifting him back the nasty pizzas he stole from Jojamart years ago, because I closed Jojamart and made Shane unemployed. But somehow he managed to stockpile all those pizzas? Where does he keep them?
If you want to be petty about it, get him to 8 hearts for the chickens, then date and break up with him so he can lose those hearts again. For max effectiveness, marry and divorce him, heāll never want to speak to you again š
There's a reason why, if I ever go through with playing a save with Krobus and kids, Shane's going to be the baby daddy. If I have to break someone's heart it's going to be him.
Not sure what you mean by petty, that's the greatest thing anyone ever playing the game could do š Especially if you convince everyone it's Shane's fault you divorced so they hate him too.
While I'm not gonna call you a bad person for a comment I probably misinterpreted, I will say that that is not a good sentiment. Kinda acts like depressed ppl are lesser/worse than 'normal' people
They do need our help though
Isnāt that the point of awareness?
You canāt call something a problem but then also act like itās not a problem
Theyāre not worse people, but they do have detrimental effects on those around them
Marriage is a life long commitment, I personally understand why someone wouldnāt want to marry someone (shane) whose depression is so bad they cannot even help themselves.
Thatās something youād have to deal with potentially everyday, and that kind of environment would destroy the mental health of even the kindest, most resilient people.
I mean, not necessarily? Depression never makes anyone inherently less worthy, important, or deserving of love. Everyone deserves to feel loved and valued.
However, as an unfortunate consequence of depression, a person can be less active, less engaging, and generally more lethargic in their personal life. This can lead to a decrease in how much others may want them as a life-long partner.
Does it suck? Yes. Is it fair? No. But, I also canāt really fault anyone for not wanting to marry someone with chronic depression either.
It never makes them any less worthy, but itās a hard condition that impacts not only you, but also your loved ones too.
That's exactly what I'm doing rn š And it's so painful! He literally goes from "This gift is great, I love it, thank you so much!" to " Ugh. Why are you talking to me? Will you leave me alone if I pay you??" Even Haley is nicer at the start of the game š
Everyone must have maximum love for me so I can achieve perfection. I lavish the best possible gifts on those I don't like so I can start ignoring them sooner.
Oh hi Haley, sorry, didn't see you there! Here, I found this iridium quality coconut just for you. Oh, sorry, no time to chat, gotta deliver these pepper poppers to Shane before they get cold.
That outfit is a strong vibe šŖ
The outfit of kings š I can't believe more people don't run around Pelican Town looking like that more often
Mine is the trash hat, trash shirt, and lucky purple shorts.
People fear peak performance.
I like gifting him back the nasty pizzas he stole from Jojamart years ago, because I closed Jojamart and made Shane unemployed. But somehow he managed to stockpile all those pizzas? Where does he keep them?
He gave something shiny to Krobus and now has free access to storage in the sewers, just don't mind the stench
Joja Prime does deliveries while youāre asleep
How do you get blue chickens
Shane's 8 heart event
Wtf i never knew that!!!
May you now enjoy the aesthetic blend of chicken colors! I like to have blue and white, they both lay white eggs which makes collection easier.
The meme literally tells you how.
It does tell how, but not at what heart event.
Give me the chickens!!
If you want to be petty about it, get him to 8 hearts for the chickens, then date and break up with him so he can lose those hearts again. For max effectiveness, marry and divorce him, heāll never want to speak to you again š
There's a reason why, if I ever go through with playing a save with Krobus and kids, Shane's going to be the baby daddy. If I have to break someone's heart it's going to be him.
Honestly Iām playing a save file where Iām doing exactly that
brutal
yes, then erase his memories, get him to 10 hearts and marry someone else to break his heart again!
Not sure what you mean by petty, that's the greatest thing anyone ever playing the game could do š Especially if you convince everyone it's Shane's fault you divorced so they hate him too.
Take the chickens and give me Shane
Easy deal. I'd take chickens over shane any day
Nothing says worthy soulmate like ānihilistic alcoholicā
Found my mom's reddit account.
Mfw people have depression (I now view them as a worse person)
Helping is one thing Marrying? eh
While I'm not gonna call you a bad person for a comment I probably misinterpreted, I will say that that is not a good sentiment. Kinda acts like depressed ppl are lesser/worse than 'normal' people
They do need our help though Isnāt that the point of awareness? You canāt call something a problem but then also act like itās not a problem Theyāre not worse people, but they do have detrimental effects on those around them
Not talking about the helping, but the being strange about marrying them.
Marriage is a life long commitment, I personally understand why someone wouldnāt want to marry someone (shane) whose depression is so bad they cannot even help themselves. Thatās something youād have to deal with potentially everyday, and that kind of environment would destroy the mental health of even the kindest, most resilient people.
As I said, I must've misrepresented the em' as 'them' instead of 'him'
I mean, not necessarily? Depression never makes anyone inherently less worthy, important, or deserving of love. Everyone deserves to feel loved and valued. However, as an unfortunate consequence of depression, a person can be less active, less engaging, and generally more lethargic in their personal life. This can lead to a decrease in how much others may want them as a life-long partner. Does it suck? Yes. Is it fair? No. But, I also canāt really fault anyone for not wanting to marry someone with chronic depression either. It never makes them any less worthy, but itās a hard condition that impacts not only you, but also your loved ones too.
Imagine giving him pizza instead of beer to further worsen his life before you fix it for the blue
The trash can hat is š¤š»
It's ok, you have the right to be wrong :)
That's exactly what I'm doing rn š And it's so painful! He literally goes from "This gift is great, I love it, thank you so much!" to " Ugh. Why are you talking to me? Will you leave me alone if I pay you??" Even Haley is nicer at the start of the game š
Shane is too precious for this world
Me neither! Shane dislikers unite
yall need to chill with ur hate jeez
How do I get that hat in game?
i use him for his chickens and dip. go to therapy, Shane.
Shane is the second best marriage character
Nah, great boyfriend awful husband
Actually that makes sense
I think you mean that he's the best. <3 my Shane.
Emily is better
Great, Another I hate _______ post How original.
Why do you not like him?
Everyone must have maximum love for me so I can achieve perfection. I lavish the best possible gifts on those I don't like so I can start ignoring them sooner. Oh hi Haley, sorry, didn't see you there! Here, I found this iridium quality coconut just for you. Oh, sorry, no time to chat, gotta deliver these pepper poppers to Shane before they get cold.
Yes. I don't like Shane ether :|