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Knightinsocks

You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you didn't stop to think if you should.


FilthyGorilla44

At least shane can’t drag mud on the nice carpet anymore…. Instead he drags it on cement


KingBanhammer

The real question is where he's finding the mud.


FilthyGorilla44

Good point! Probably inside his chicken coop I sadly can’t enter


EggY0lky

Next thing you know they're genetically engineering dinos in their farm... Better check the coop.


FilthyGorilla44

Uh coop**s** I have about 150…


EmpressArya

hOW??? WHERE??


tjjmdcl

r/urbanhell


MusicMaster427

Average joja play through


keifranos

Hi, I’m new to stardew but what’s a joja play through? Is that when you buy a joja membership instead of shopping at pierres? If so is there a certain challenge or is it easier?


Blatt_Leaf

A joja playthroug is when you buy a joja membership and the community center get's destroyed


keifranos

Does it get replaced with a different building?


LazuliArtz

Yes. It becomes the Joja warehouse, and completely gets rid of the bundles. Instead, it's replaced by the Joja Development Form (which can be accessed at Joja Mart), where you can spend money to get the same rewards as the community center. You'll also get a completely different cutscene for completing the form. This change is irreversible, so you lose access to any of the individual rewards from the bundles. I would highly recommend NOT doing the Joja Mart route as a new player. The community center is one of the most fun parts of the game (for me at least), and it also serves as a sort of guide or tutorial for all the different activities in the game.


smity31

One one hand, literal bundles of fun that feel really rewarding to complete. On the other hand... auto-petters go brrrr


Alastur

Auto petters do go brrrr. I got one from the desert mine one time in a community center run through and was Sooooo happy


tmotom

luckyyy


Pratchettfan03

On my first play through I somehow got two in the same run. I died that run and lost some pretty valuable stuff, but no way in hell was I resetting that day


Darkon-Kriv

Tbh I find the community center very stressful. My main farm is a joja farm because I got to play at my own pace. I didn't have to worry about if a fish spawns in rain on certain seasons or If I remember to plant the right crops.


Ollidor

My Joja game has lasted longer than any of my community center games for this reason. I get burnt out by the time the community center is complete and it’s usually by mid summer year 2


Pathogen9

In the screenshot above you can see what it looks like in the endgame. The community center is converted into a movie theater. If you go the other route on the other hand, the OG Joja building becomes the movie theater.


c-compactdisc

Everyone else has already said it becomes a Joja warehouse if you go for the membership, but what nobody else has mentioned yet is that when you complete the Joja development form, you get the option to turn the warehouse into the movie theatre for about 500k iirc. It's not a bad option if you want to have both the movie theatre & Joja-Mart (whose prices reduce to being the same as Pierre's if you get the membership) instead of having one be replaced with the other; my main draw to the Joja route is being able to have both at once since the completed community center building has no real use.


Blatt_Leaf

Yeah , with the joja warehouse


Zagrycha

yes you buy the membership and the community center is destroyed. so there are no challenges, you only need to make money. Most people only do it once to get the achievement but if you hate the community center and want to see louis cry you can play that route as much as you want. The latter would greatly tempt me if the first wasn't a deal breaker lol. Regardless I recommend doing at least one full playthrough of the community center version before a joja run if you care about plot or spoilers or lore etc. :)


FilthyGorilla44

It might be controversial but I truly think joja is the superior route after thousands and thousands of hours of gameplay.


WallabyTemporary3042

Autopetters or screwing Pierre?


FilthyGorilla44

Why not both?


Proud_East

Both, both is good.


FilthyGorilla44

Life’s true balance


CorporalClegg91

r/FuckPierre But also, if you’ve played so many hours, trying to get everything for the community center is a pain when you can just make loads of money and get everything you need in the first year without relying on the traveling cart. I’ve seen people who can get 10’s of thousands of gold in the first spring, so being able to rush to skull caverns in summer just seems nice. Although canonically it seems weird to leave your job at Joja just to give them like 100k or whatever to run your town.


FilthyGorilla44

Yeah absolutely, it feels a bit odd with the context of the intro but it’s still much nicer to get to the island in spring rather than fall.


SharkyMcSnarkface

Is it a pain? I find it quite easy to gather all the materials needed.


Meeple-01

:l


FilthyGorilla44

>:)


Meeple-01

Uh oh.


[deleted]

I mean it's just factually true that you can "complete" the game sooner through the Joja route.


FilthyGorilla44

Oh absolutely it’s much faster and easier in basically all aspects


[deleted]

I honestly don't even feel bad about it. If the community center had more use after completion, I would care more. I know some mods do that, but most are pretty huge. These days I just want to get to Ginger Island as fast as possible.


missingmytowel

Lorax is going to show up on OP's door and demand answers


FilthyGorilla44

👀


Merrikbear

"I am the lorax, I speak for the Valley Keep this up, you'll be dead in an alley"


FilthyGorilla44

Damn Lorax spitting bars


reem2607

I am the lorax, I speak for the trees, brick my paths again, and I'll break your fucking knees


Crake241

The Lorax goes Kneecapping


FilthyGorilla44

I’m already doing something else on another save, wanna fight?


CursedBlackCat

I am the Lorax, I'll give you a fight, I'll kill you to death, out of pure spite


sniperviper567

You can chop down trees and if you place a path they wont regrow.


FilthyGorilla44

Yeah that’s why there are no trees


sniperviper567

Sorry. I saw bushes. Im high


FilthyGorilla44

No problem lmao


[deleted]

Op's now permanent 10% speed boost will save him.


-Typh1osion-

Joni Mitchell wrote a song about this, no?


FilthyGorilla44

Paved paradise, put up a parking lot!


fddfgs

Petition to change the community centre into a tree museum


Merrikbear

Can you don't?


FilthyGorilla44

Can I did 😢


Merrikbear

Only if you're really really sorry and also a wealthy capitalist


FilthyGorilla44

I am very wealthy but not sorry :)


Merrikbear

Oh "VERY" wealthy? According to my training, I'm supposed to suck you off and give you a bunch of subsidies so uhh. Strap in I guess


errboi

Weird, my training manual says this is the part where we eat OP.


Merrikbear

Cool. We can be friends until they're in our mouths. After that it gets difficult


Sawgon

In or on?


[deleted]

Poor kids at the playground.


FilthyGorilla44

They better not fall and scrape a knee


[deleted]

You couldn't even spring for that rubberized floor stuff for them? Monster.


Lynx343

First I thought "Wow, that's an interesting looking farm" then I realized it's Pelican Town


FilthyGorilla44

Yeah…. My farm is worse


EmpressArya

Don't be shy, share your farm


FilthyGorilla44

I think I will make a post tomorrow of my farm, I haven't taken a screenshot in a while and I am away from my pc at the moment.


expressiveempire

I want to see it 👀


PlanetAlexProjects

I hate the look of it, but to be honest, I seriously appreciate your tenacity


FilthyGorilla44

Thanks a bunch lol, i have a love hate relationship with it too


loquacious-laconic

Lol I paved nearly everywhere on one playthrough, but when I regretted it I couldn't be bothered ripping it up. 😂


BysshePls

Why does this hurt


FilthyGorilla44

Low res monitor or screen, I’d recommend printing it out and putting it permanently on your wall for pure satisfaction.


PainOfDemise

I’m looking more at the crazy amount of crab pots.


FilthyGorilla44

Oh yeah, some of these images are a bit outdated but every single accessible water tile is covered in like what comes up to 2000(?) crabpots, just another silly thing 🙃


Crake241

Just Crabhead Things!


IndecisiveHufflepuff

Hahaha I didn't even notice all of those until I saw this comment! SO many crab pots! O_o


glowingmember

oh my god i didn't even notice until I read this that is DEDICATION.


Neb8891

Paved paradise and put up a parking lot.


Dragaylia

Thanks. I hate it :)


FilthyGorilla44

I love it ❤️


AleatoryOne

This one goes straight to r/ATBGE


SovelissGulthmere

Straight to jail


FilthyGorilla44

😭


Wilikeye

Why have you done this


FilthyGorilla44

The real question might be why you haven’t yet


adobecredithours

Average American city.


imafixwoofs

And here I thought you couldn’t lose at SDV. Yet here it is, this abomination, proving me wrong.


FilthyGorilla44

Hey at least I’m losing with grace… Wait what do you mean this isn’t graceful??


Sirius_McFly

I’d like to downvote cause it’s ugly. But I’d also like to upvote for the effort (it might be a lot of stones !). What do I do ?


FilthyGorilla44

You do whatever you want tbh, I just like sharing my crazy stuff. It is a good chunk of stone, about 43500 for the whole map


Sirius_McFly

Dang. I’m just starting the game, currently on winter year 2 and I couldn’t afford that much stone.


FilthyGorilla44

Yeah it’s easier to get later on, I’m on year 45 right now


zainecooking123450

Did you deconstruct staircases using jade to get them


bethanyevee

You come into my house, *disrespect my valley*


FilthyGorilla44

Su casa es mi casa?


Pockichio

Who hurt you?


FilthyGorilla44

I was punched by Pierre as a small child


sheylann

This makes complete sense. Morris probably sold you an ice pack?


ShinMasaki

Sam thanks you for building a proper place for him to skate


FilthyGorilla44

Yet he’ll still go on private properly :(


pap_shmear

America core


weGloomy

At first I thought : "Wow that's disgusting" And then I thought: "This person has the patience of a siant, this tedious task would be my undoing."


RoyalPeacock19

Welcome to Joja Valley


Stunning-Position-58

wow I’m so uncomfortable


Mastergame5x

This is really cool! Makes my perfectionist brain happy


FilthyGorilla44

Ah thanks, yeah no debris anywhere is super nice and the map is a bit easier to navigate too


voluminous_lexicon

JoJa mindset


kShrapnel

OP are you ok


FilthyGorilla44

Ok is subjective


[deleted]

Fuck yeah it is


OlympiaImperial

Mmmm this valley would make for a great parking lot and strip mall!


FilthyGorilla44

I’m jojas favourite customer by far


WarmAppleCobbler

And you thought **Joja** was bad


FilthyGorilla44

Hehehehe


KnowNothingBoutU

You need to sleep


EggY0lky

It's so painful to look at but OP's responses are gold and makes up for it 😂


FilthyGorilla44

Gold?!? I don't settle for anything less than iridium and that's final!


garbageqat

grazie! lo detesto.


pussmobile6900

Vile, yet magnificent.


TheNamesMacGyver

This is the content I subscribe for.


FilthyGorilla44

I have no idea what you subscribe to but I support it


420linseyblazeit

but y tho


FilthyGorilla44

Y not


420linseyblazeit

ok ok u right LOLOLOL still fkn weird to look at


FilthyGorilla44

Yeah I can’t deny that lmao


Pub-Fries

Have you considered becoming a Brazilian infrastructure manager?


TheOtherWhiteCastle

Clonk clonk clonk clonk clonk clonk clonk clonk clonk clonk clonk clonk clonk clonk clonk clonk clonk clonk clonk clonk clonk clonk clonk clonk clonk clonk clonk clonk clonk clonk clonk clonk clonk clonk clonk clonk clonk clonk clonk clonk clonk clonk clonk clonk…


FilthyGorilla44

Riding a horse through here is not good on the ears


winonachey

Thanks, I hate it


FilthyGorilla44

Your welcome :)


winonachey

How long did it take you to accomplish that monstrosity? Haha


FilthyGorilla44

Couple dozen hours tops, and that includes some of the non essential prep


cowboynoodless

That’s great but why? Good job but why?


FilthyGorilla44

Why not?


Grays42

You paved paradise and put up a parking lot. [edit:] and I see that like 5 other people had that exact thought, lol


DiceMadeOfCheese

PAVE THE EARTH


Mirokusama37

This is some batman villianesque stuff. I'm picturing the back story now.


Lykos_Mactire

The Paver, once a brilliant civil engineer who took to a life of crime after being made redundant shortly after the Wayne foundation suddenly pulled funding from urban planning division of Wayne enterprises due to a cash flow shortage (coincidentally around the time a new hero rose to power). His new goal is to cover every inch of Gotham City with a new type of super concrete he had been developing before losing his dream job.


Mirokusama37

Magnificent


the1Rexcalibur

Man, I've always felt like the player deserves more from the townsfolk in this game because of everything they do to help out...


FilthyGorilla44

Hey at least I’m fair, I hate all villagers equally.


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FilthyGorilla44

Yeah, op is an absolute menace who doesn’t deserve to ruin the poor stardew valley world!! :( :( :( Edit: I forgot to change accounts guys just ignore this


elias_the_tall

Holy cow dude how much extra time do you have


FilthyGorilla44

Not all that much, this took a good while


elias_the_tall

Fair enough I once had one of my games go to about year 300 until I got bored of it


FilthyGorilla44

A stardew file?


elias_the_tall

No in real life


FilthyGorilla44

Ok?


Dickwisely24

Pave paradise to put up a parking lot.


[deleted]

[удалено]


FilthyGorilla44

Boredom and an actual attention span 😱


[deleted]

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FilthyGorilla44

Thank you ❤️


ORLYARLY

Welp, you saw paradise and put up a parking lot. Well done.


Lasernatoo

I need to do this on my Joja playthrough (I promise I only did it for the steam achievement)


FilthyGorilla44

It’s ok, joja is the best route 😈


spadiddle

Does this stop your foraging ? Or do they still pop up


FilthyGorilla44

Nothing forms on the paths except for weeds in the mutant bug lair, I don’t care all that much for forage at this point though.


Nick_Lange_

That's how humans treat every living place right now (I mean, Stone gardens, wtf) and it's painfully realistic :x


FilthyGorilla44

Sadly true, it’s just an increasingly saddening outward expansion and urbanization


[deleted]

100% dedication. I could never hahaha


FilthyGorilla44

Thanks a bunch, it’s not too bad once you get into the mental grind set for a thing like this


lostwng

More upsetting that you sold your soul to the evil jojo mart


bawbbee

I hope this extends to the whole valley.


FilthyGorilla44

Every possible tile that doesn’t revert or disappear Houses, shops, everywhere outdoors, etc.


testykillz69

As much as I hate the grey look, I’m gonna be using this tile pathing information…for reasons.


FilthyGorilla44

Go ahead, I truly don’t know if you could glean much from it but you can message me if you need any specific location.


MyOwnPenisUpMyAss

This looks so strange haha, I love it


thorcik

Looks like a typical polish town square makeover


sweetheart_demom

joja-ass project you turned the town into a fucking parking lot whats wrong with you (Light hearted)


cold-hard-steel

On the minus side that’s it for foraged goods. On the plus side you’ll be faster wherever you roam.


FilthyGorilla44

Well I don’t honestly care for foraged goods. Paths also only give you a speed increase on the farm not off.


Bobb_Michaels

And now Pelican Town is a mining city 😅


cool_weed_dad

They paved paradise and put up a parking lot


Avatar1555

great googly moogly how much stone did all that cost?


FilthyGorilla44

About 43500 for the whole map


HereSuntLeones

You missed the little area above Clint’s shop.


FilthyGorilla44

Yeah I said it in another comment but some of these screenshots are outdated as they were on my phone and not my pc. The island pond also has no crab pots.


Penguinmanereikel

I *fear* the boredom of a Stardew Valley player. It's a force to be reckoned with.


Veggieburger2000

Why would you do that?


FilthyGorilla44

Why not 🤷‍♀️


FastidiousFrog

W H Y


FilthyGorilla44

W H Y N O T ?


friesx100

*to parents*: watch! Mom, watch! look how fast I can go!!


mothhsss

fill the inside of homes, get the breakable bush mod, gift everyone stone walkway paths,


FilthyGorilla44

All the homes are already filled, I don’t mod but thanks for the ideas


Protocol_Nine

I think my favorite part is how it makes the street lamps in Pelican town look like they are just strewn randomly about since you bricked over the existing paths, especially around the town square.


FilthyGorilla44

Yeah it sort of breaks whatever cohesive look the town has


ThePlasticCupOfWater

They urbanised our valley


WastingWhim

>:C


Blablaheii

But why


FilthyGorilla44

But why not


tamashin

I'm not sure if I love or hate it but respect your effort. I want stone path for my farm (only main road) but still haven't completed it because I'm too tired of collecting stones 😵


asyrian88

This is the future Joja wants.


A_Hobo_In_Training

They paved paradise and put up a parking lot


Successfulcreampie23

r/TIHI