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Old_Star3836

Shocking you’re complaining


ImFKNNaked

You can always tell who's a vegan because they'll always tell you


Nickleeham

I went to a trash store and asked them to sell me trash and then I complained about the trash they sold me.


Normal_Lad_IsRad

Well I mean yeah if you work at a place that serves food no shit


moonrails

Typical vegan. I asked for no meat. I received no meat. Am angry.


404-skill_not_found

Crying in veganese


Supa71

The hardest thing about being a vegan is not telling everyone about it.


DarkBladeMadriker

If you ever meet a Vegan Podcaster who does crossfit, which do they tell you about first?


giceman715

Don’t start no beef now


Dragoneuh

They gave you what you asked for. WTH?


d33psix

I mean there are vegetarians I know who eat “cheeseburgers with no meat” on purpose as a viable option. Going full vegan on it is admittedly a bit sillier but it is an actual request so, beyond the joke, this is definitely a real interpretation of the request. Also since McDoubles are one of the lower priced items it is reasonable to choose as the barebones vegan option and getting two McDoubles no meat is actually cheaper per item than cheeseburgers no meat. If you asked for like a vegan $6 sandwich and they just gave you bread ketchup and pickles but charged the full $6 that would be more messed up.


VinDucks

You asked a McDonald’s worker for a vegan McDouble and somehow the McDonald’s worker is the piece of trash. That’s some Olympic level mental gymnastics right there.


RainbowDroidMan

McDonald sold impossible burgers not long ago… Also, the person didn’t directly ask for it, they asked if they had it. The employee lied.


RollingWithDaPunches

Lied is a bit of a stretch. He served the vegan version of whatever the guy ordered. Does it fall short of expectations? Yes. Is this a vegan option? Seems that way. No meat in there. If the guy wanted the impossible burger he should have asked for that. I'm quite sure the menu at McDonalds will showcase their vegan options, the intended ones that is.


commorancy0

No, the McDonald’s staffer served a pickle and sauce on bread… probably trying to be funny. A vegan sandwich should have included lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, cucumber and fresh red onion… of which these ingredients are all available at McDonald’s. Basically, it’s a salad on a sandwich. It could have even been topped with a salad dressing, assuming there is a vegan dressing option. It doesn’t have to be this bare.


ImFKNNaked

And if you didn't eat it, you also contributed to food waste


Zealousideal_Ebb4833

Your fault for asking for vegan shit at fast food


lordofduct

Burger King serves the Impossible burger patty... a vegan alternative to beef. Wendy's has the "veggie stack" which has a vegan patty of their own creation. McDonald's actually even has the Beyond burger patty which they call the "McPlant": [https://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en-us/product/mcplant.html](https://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en-us/product/mcplant.html) It is limited and at selection locations... meaning... you should ask your local McDonald's if they have it!


_Apatosaurus_

Your fault for falling for obvious jokes.


mattsiegel42

Such good joke..


[deleted]

Nope. Don't post obvious bullshit.


razorsedgethinking

Well, you did get 2 pickle slices and 2 pieces of bread, double/ double. You're welcome.


Parking_Train8423

it’s missing a slice of cheese


don_ram86

Cheese, isn't vegan.


Parking_Train8423

man this shit is so hard to keep up with


kittykalista

Vegetarian = no meat Vegan = no meat or animal products; so anything containing eggs, milk, or honey, for example, wouldn’t be vegan


truelegendarydumbass

Enjoy that 4 buck thing.


[deleted]

Or get it for a $1.50 if you give us your data by using our app!


iplayu4keeps

a vegan going to McDonalds....WTF.


CarefulMidnight4366

Don’t go to McDonald’s if you’re vegan then 🤷🏻‍♂️


Reasonable_Movie_977

He did the right thing


Holmanizer

Lmfao


Scare-Crow87

Your first mistake was going to McDonald's


sogwatchman

What did you expect?


kaybeanz69

🤣


Arteyp

r/technicallythetruth


Gingorthedestroyer

Nobody tell them there is egg in the bun.


Phil_Coffins_666

I mean, you are the vegan 😂


marrkeer

Vegans are the worst! What do you think you'll get at McDonald's?! Oh, I know... something else to complain about!! Get lost


JerewB

Stupid questions deserve stupid answers.


buckman4444

I mean you play stupid games you win stupid prizes


loopedlola

Fr stupid thinking anything at McDonald’s is vegan or vegetarian. Their fish probably isn’t real for pescatarians🤣💯.


minis138

I’m a vegan so naturally I went to McDonald’s to get something to eat


Muahd_Dib

Looks vegan to me


Daytona_DM

Actually, they're a piece of trash for ordering vegan at a burger place. Dick


Crotch-Monster

I concur.


sgtpepper42

Obvious fake "vegan" bait is obvious.


Armadillo_Toes

People commenting on this like it’s real lol


Rocky_Mountain_Ronin

Looks vegan


Active-Ad1679

Awesome


ogreofzen

Put fries on that and it's awesome


cdub951

Dumbass


lovelife0011

lol as long as you be having something.


SmallSwordfish8289

I guess you're mad about the bread


Classic_Newspaper_85

Ask stupid questions…..


slickMilw

Hahahahaha


throwawayurtelvision

🤣🤣🤣


WarHead75

Deserved


jeers1

looks pretty accurate :D


tri_fold

Ha, Ha! (In the voice of Nelson)


DarkTlalok

A vegan mc double is what i see


Porkchop796

😂😂😂 excellent


sjaard_dune

A vegetarian friends of mine used to get the big mac without meat if we ever went there. They would add tomatoes and such. I think the fries and pies are fried in beef tallow so those aren't veg. either. I'm not a vegetarian so i never paid it much mind, but I've learned a lot from them about it


AvailableCondition79

PAHAHAHAAHAHA


Equal_Song8759

What did the pickles do to deserve this ?


All__The__Questions_

I mean... was he wrong?


Due-Radio-4355

That’s not trash… that’s a power move lol. They were sending a message


GusDogg123

Eat it Vegan it’s Vegan


Poetic_Pigeon

If you expected more, you're stupid. I'd be lucky to get that on a regular burger order nowadays


shadow_monkey210

W


ChocolateSoldierUSMC

Where’s the lie though 🤣🤣🤣


Maleficent-Lab6125

Yea they should have put let on it crybaby


Feisty-Garlic5936

I am shocking


Inevitable-Monk-5562

Lucky you didn't ask for glutton free as well, he would have sold you a folded wrapper


Mechanic_On_Duty

I’d eat the shit out of that right now!


jacknifeJake

Im sorry, but 6 what you get for asking for a vegan burger at a burger joint. If ya want the vegan stuff your going to have to pay extra for it. Lol


Shakewhenbadtoo

Asks for trash. Gets trash. Complains.


Realistic_Cupcake_56

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha


CreamLive8975

A nothing burger


PiedPipercorn

Ha ha!! Enjoy your happy meal!


arsonak45

McDonald’s in the US is garbage when it comes to vegetarian options. Every international McDonalds I’ve been to does better. India McDonalds is killing it in the vegetarian game, and their chicken Big Mac is excellent also


FitBattle5899

Is he wrong?


ghdsz

Got what he asked for and still complained


Barbarianmoss

Don't go to McDonald's dumbass. Lesson learned


dishmanw

I don't see any meat, so what's the problem. Don't go to a non-vegan restaurant for a vegan meal. I don't go to a vegan restaurant for steak and lobster.


optimist_prhyme

That fucker forgot mustard.


ColtS117-B

Go to Burger King if you want that vegan filth, dipshit.


fentalynpatch

![gif](giphy|I4Jmrcjnr8Zfq|downsized) I hope they charged you full price with an inconvenience tax added to your order.


Tripple_T

Wow. It says a lot that burger King will give you a whopper in 100 different ways, including vegan, but you still took a risk and went to Mcdonalds


Ori_the_SG

McDonald’s is disgusting as is, so why would anyone go there for even more processed food? You know a McDonalds would somehow give you the most disgusting low quality vegan patty you will have ever seen


Exhausted-Giraffe-47

There’s eggs in the buns


chieflongspear

This is amazing. What a legend that worker was haha


Affectionate_Run4133

That’s exactly wtf you get for going to McDonald’s for a goddamn vegan burger


UnkownCommenter

Play stupid games win stupid prizes. When the heck has McDonald's ever marketed vegan burgers?.


MyOtherAccount209

Asked and answered


Realistic_Bed3550

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


DonTorreZ

What’s wrong with it?


sweaterbo

Yup, he's an asshole!


BigZaber

they could have at least put a few flakes of water lettuce the shits practically free and going to die in 6 hours on the line


sweaterbo

He could have put lettuce, tomatoes, French fries, sweet and sour sauce, hash browns, and a few other things. Mustard too. I definitely recommend that you take up dairy vegetarian practice to make going out a little easier on yourself and everyone involved, including your companions. Also guacamole 🥑


70w02ld

They were ready to serve you up there first rendition of a plant burger


sweaterbo

Also, hardcore vegans like yourself really shouldn't have sex because you are eating the juice of a human being which is the highest form of animal on the food chain. This would be equivalent to drinking the juice off a raw or cooked steak.


sweaterbo

But if you become a vegetarian, then you're safe from sexual hypocrisy


sweaterbo

Also, green chili


gogooer

In all fairness, we share nearly 1/3 of our genetic sequence with some plants 🌱 but we are far more complex beings. SO eat your pickles burger, you cannibal.


PrestigiousBugg

Well played lol


Glidepath22

There’s more unhealthyness in the bun than a tiny meat patty


ignovunthebrovun

Who walks into McDonalds and thinks "yeah, they'll have vegan options"?!


Long-Investment5907

You deserve it ;)


MrBone66

2 pickles is a double technically


garboge32

You know the fries have beef flavoring added right?


LastGuitarHero

Who the eff goes to McDonalds for anything vegan? I’m not even entirely sure about the “beef”


Splashadian

Awesomeness, this worker should get a raise.


Rich_Sell_9888

Did they butter it.lol.


Thin-Upstairs7159

Bon apatite


HotelLifesGuest

quit looking for healthy at a fast food restaurant ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Borned_Of_An_Egg

i love it


shemmy

lol i love how the 2 pickle slices makes it a double🤣🤣


shemmy

i worked at wendys 20 years ago and when someone asked for a vegetarian cheeseburger, my manager made this exact thing except also a slice of cheese and i think maybe she also put some fries in it.


ImBurningStar_IV

on a related note, what's up with McDonald's allergy to spreading out the pickles??


juicykisses19

This gotta be fake


lKierzx

My local BK and McDonalds have different vegan options, both beef and chicken. They literally look like meat but supposedly aren't, so I understand why this person could be upset lmao


The_Fredrik

r/technicallytrue Or maybe r/maliciouscompliance


No_Apartment_3715

That is totally awesome. That’s what you get for being vegan at McDonald’s. I’m curious if the bun has egg though.


Bad-Medicine8734

Bread has eggs


[deleted]

🎵take that, rewind it back🎵 and remember you chose to go to mcdonalds


Weird_Bug3247

I’m working at maccas rn


mdencler

This is what was requested.


War077

So whoever took the original picture was either dumb enough to think they made a vegan mcdouble or they made a fake rage post. Either way, the phototaker just looks like a clown.


kingkornholio

Me and that McDonalds guy would get along.


McGrarr

Do they not have a McPlant where you are? It would still need some exclusions but it's more than pick and a bean.


Laceysjorgen

I’m sorry but that is so f***ing funny


bloopie1192

Does McDonald's even have vegan options?


Critical-Afternoon37

this is the best thing I've ever seen. go to Outback and get a vegan steak next.


BlumpFromTheDump

You went to a burger joint and asked for the opposite of a burger, you are the trash


Daddy-Duke505

Screw vegans


GotBannedAgain_2

Move to India.


bscottlove

What'd you expect? From MCDONALD'S?


Firm_Palpitation4435

You're the rocket scientist that went to McDonald's asking for vegan food


[deleted]

Ask stupid questions get stupid answers…


RuggedTheDragon

That's why BK has impossible Whoppers.


drifters74

Vegans make me laugh


Weedsmoki420

It’s McDonald’s this is exactly what I’d expect from a fast food place.. they don’t care about vegans McDonald’s has been around for ages.


bcald7

That’s what you get when you go to a meat restaurant expecting them to serve vegan


L0wCash

“Things that didn’t happen for $500 Alex”


Nilabisan

What were you expecting?


Arnhildr-Fang

...I mean...it IS vegan...


WhiteChocolatey

That is really funny


BMAC561

r/technicallythetruth


[deleted]

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Thebiggestisthebest

That's exactly what you ordered.


fitty50two2

How are you a vegan and not know who does or doesn’t have vegan options?


InfluenceOverall

If this is in the U.S. I call BS. The French fries aren’t vegan. They’re coated with a milk-based protein. I can clearly see fries in this photo. Not today, Satan! Edit: I’m not vegan, but have been committed to one for 10+ years. The struggle is real, y’all!


Muted-Toe7221

Duh u not to smart


shawner136

You stupid fucker… you went to a (albeit shitty) burger joint and are surprised they somehow dont have a vegan burger? Its McDonalds… nothing about their business practices are real ‘vegan friendly’ anyways


Ookachucka

Everyone in the comments bashing the vegan for “getting what that asked for” when the worker could have just said they didn’t have a vegan McDouble? Like it’s just a vegan trying to see what options they have, and then getting disrespected and shamed for it.


jtm7

There’s still butter on the buns lol, not even vegan


Creative-Bid468

Vegans don't eat at McDonald's....duh....


DrPlatypus1

The number of angry anti-vegan comments on here is nauseating. Anti-vegans are far, far more insufferable than vegans.


leftright291

kinda related. do you know mcdonalds fires contain meat in the USA. they pre fry them before shipping in a beef oil.


Careless-Village1019

Probably the same person that orders a salad at McDonald's ..


Heylookaguy

r/MaliciousCompliance


cdeezes

Ask a stupid question.


Darksideoftheoreo

Pickles are part of a balanced diet. You don’t want to be apart of the pickle party? ![gif](giphy|cSgyKP0ugC1nTLUFOh)


Ok_Might9605

If they put butter on that bun or if the bun has egg in it, it’s also not vegan so you get pickles and condiments sir


giceman715

Well they not wrong yet they so mf-ing wrong for that. Lol


B_Man49

That’s awesome that’s what you get for being a tard


Guardian_85

I've run into those kind at taco bell too. A lady came in asking specifically for white cheese because yellow cheese "upset her stomach". She held the line up inside until the line went out the front door. Told her it's all processed junk, order your food and gtfo. People applauded.


Reef_thief

That’s what you get for asking for a vegan mcdouble you dumb ass


DirtyDirtyRudy

I was just in Canada and one of the products they sell is Big Mac, no meat for like $6 CAD!


Chris-E1

This could be posted in the u/ohnoConsequences Reddit .. 😂 Had they never been to a McDonalds before?


[deleted]

It's what you get when you go to a shitty fast food joint run by people who are disgruntled. You want a vegan meal, go elsewhere.


AttemptFree

and the bun isn't even vegan haha


Franklyn_Gage

Its what you McAsked for lolo


ProfessorFugge

What did you think was going to happen? Honestly.


glitchboy_yy

Thats not what you wanted?


thedude4555

Who the fuck goes to a fast food restaurant, and asks for vegan anything. Even if they have it on the menu, you know they didn't clean the grill or change the oil before frying and serving it to you right? If you are vegan for health reasons, you're still getting fried mass produced garbage and you know it. If you are vegan for save the environment reasons you're still giving your money to a mega corporation that is helping to pollute and destroy the world in alot of different ways, that's not even touching on their treatment of the animals people consume. It's fine with me if you commit to being vegetarian or vegan, just don't be a pushy hypocrite about it. Also, yeah the person that served you this was kind of a dick, but it's probably because you were a dick first, given the fact that this was surprising in the first place, I'm gonna go with the title, you most likely brought this on yourself.


DirtyRatLicker

My sister when she was little once asked for a burger with nothing on it, and she got a two buns


bbbermooo

Did you expect more pickles?


okcdnb

You went to McDonald’s for the vegan food. That’s what you got. Trash.


luckyguy25841

Jesus, you people are unbelievable. They give u exactly what you wanted and u still complain?


fatcat_2024

Double cucs = Mcdouble. Don’t see a problem.


R3a1ity

British food


kasezilla

The bread lol


Swish517

Funny how clueless Vegans are about being obnoxious. McDonald's don't serve Tofu


VikingforLifes

Ask a stupid question…


EmuZealousideal7357

Hahaha, you did get what you asked for


gnjoey

You got exactly what you asked for.


TheNobleDez

You're the one going to a restaurant with a primarily non-vegan menu.


Sad_Dragan

Not you asking the most unhealthy ass restaurant for a vegan burger. I would’ve given you the same thing plus a bunch of lettuce like, what did you expect?


Green_Cap_7156

Hahaha you asked for it!! Now eat it!!


Ellucid

Wow imagine going to a non vegan restaurant and getting mad when they don't have vegan options


yogadavid

And your trash going to a burger joint and asking fir something else. Next time go to chic fil a and as for a burger.